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Antartican ice has declared war with Pen Barn and has captured a major city and massacred thousands of its citisens

OOC: That's nice, I suppose.

If you want responses, or to make a good rp, you should actually RP the taking of the town (assuming PB is an NPC), and perhaps go in depth.

Because what you have posted here doesn't leave much room to respond other than "Lolz I counterpwn j00."

Also, use a spell checker. Firefox comes with one standard.

Pen Barn, being a sadistic country, started to create nuclear missiles. As soon as they were done, Dictator Bob Chungi sent each missle to some of the major industrial districts.:sniper:

[OOC: lol wut?]

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Pen is what now?

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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Getting a telegram from PenBarn, Naraga sent soldiers into the main city of Antartican Ice. They started to slaughter many many citizens. Blowing buildings up, and other things that are unspeakable. The Naragian Soldiers are well feed throughout the attack.

Andrewica 2 is going to take advantage of the distraction of Pen Barn and Antartican Ice and will declare war on both. My impressive army of 320 million tap dancing backwards soldiers will destroy both armies simultaneosly. along with my dancing warriors will come my generic ninjas which will kidnap various pets of the leaders. Meanwhile, my spacial sattalite of doom will rain fire down onto specific key figures of regious actions. My soldiers are diciplined. They know that if they screw up even ONE step, they will have their arms replaced with shovels and their legs replaced with a jackhammer and be sent to the forgotton Japanese Godzilla mines, mining for desposed Godzilla merchandise. While I was giving this rather long monologue, all of Antartican Ice's temples have been destroyed. Meanwhile, all of Pen Barn's nuclear facilites have been captured by my massive tap dancing army. We had no losses of lives becuase the scientists working there were all intimidated by the prowess of tapdancing backwards. I mean think about it. You can't get any more intimidating than tap dancing backwards towards somone. Anyway, you both will become part of Andrewica 2, and Andrewica 2 will convert your leaders into Andrew's generic ninjas......... :D

Oh, and Andrwica 2 is going to war with Naraga for daring to help Pen Barn. Yeah! 4 way war!

OOC:
The whatever of Pen Barn illegally sold my country pens
Love the title!

Pen Barn sent another telegram to Naraga stating that they wish for Naraga to make a treaty pack between PB and AI to make a treaty and go against the tryant Andrew.

OOC:

OOC:

Love the title!

So do I.

and of course this for some humor:

Andrewica 2 is going to take advantage of the distraction of Pen Barn and Antartican Ice and will declare war on both. My impressive army of 320 million tap dancing backwards soldiers will destroy both armies simultaneosly. along with my dancing warriors will come my generic ninjas which will kidnap various pets of the leaders. Meanwhile, my spacial sattalite of doom will rain fire down onto specific key figures of regious actions. My soldiers are diciplined. They know that if they screw up even ONE step, they will have their arms replaced with shovels and their legs replaced with a jackhammer and be sent to the forgotton Japanese Godzilla mines, mining for desposed Godzilla merchandise. While I was giving this rather long monologue, all of Antartican Ice's temples have been destroyed. Meanwhile, all of Pen Barn's nuclear facilites have been captured by my massive tap dancing army. We had no losses of lives becuase the scientists working there were all intimidated by the prowess of tapdancing backwards. I mean think about it. You can't get any more intimidating than tap dancing backwards towards somone. Anyway, you both will become part of Andrewica 2, and Andrewica 2 will convert your leaders into Andrew's generic ninjas.........