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To All Grestonian Military Members Currently Deployed in a Warzone

This action has been approved by all ten premiers and the parliament, we will immediately be pulling all troops out of battle and back into their designated colony or the Grestonian Homeland, unless on a colonization tour, such as our troops in Kemeral and Uranium Islands, but even there war is currently banned. This action was decided after the amount of deaths and enemies that have been caused over our chronic warring. This is the first, in many steps towards a more friendly, less war mongering Greston. All land that has been obtained in any wars we are in currently shall be handed back, such as the two provinces in Latvawgo and the airport in DoubleWideville. If you do not come back home in between this date to April 1st your passport will automatically expire, your Grestonian citizenship will no longer be acknowledged and if you are seen back in Greston after either or both of the two said incidents occur, you will be placed in a federal prison and deported as soon as possible.

Thank you.

This movement has been approved by:

President John Batther
Head Premier John Gutted
Premier Vincent Bolob
Premier Justin Ash
Premier Michael Chrig
Premier Craig Hervan
Premier Peter Dogfraut
Premier Roger Barnel
Premier Douglas Pire
Premier Anders Hugen
Premier Jud Bass
Richard Mier
Abby Coles
Coleman Barrbert
Vincent Havenford
Samantha Vintilli
Andrew Gerlack
Jerry Front
Bob Olhart
Victoria Bobelti
Sarah Love
Heather Valen
Gregory Rice
Dustin Poler
Adam Insah
Isaih Right
Valerie Fargonstien
Jackson Homeland
Homer Treg
Jacob Fars
Ashley Valerie
Edward Tukkens
Jimmy Gregory
Tony Handers
Anthony Gugliy
David Suh
Ronald Peters
Jeremy Seven
Uli Ferinste

Foreigners flee before the PWS Seagull
The Kingston Herald - Page 43

An exclamation of "huzzah!" was heard from the deck of the PWS Seagull, the destroyer sent to defend a country from Greston attack, as that country announced a full withdrawl of all forces. The Opposition claims this vindicates their allegations that the destroyer was a "disproportionate use of force".

YAY! now I have no issues with U!:D

Frantonian Public Central All News Broadcasting Corporation Network,
Morning news,
03 18 hours

"We have just received a report that Preston, sorry..., uhhh, Greston has pulled back its entire military at the mere threat of force by the glorious allied powers. Members of the 7th Lancer Brigade, destined to be deployed had the situation escalated, expressed their sadness at not being able to "try out the new lances on the unprotected backs of the enemy as they ran away from our formations". The Grestonian surrender was also signed by about 10% of the population of the little country. A fifteen-year old child has requested that we seek tribute from Greston, a suggestion being taken very seriously by someone in the government, I'm sure. In other news, Do Jews really want to eat your babies organs? Scientists, scholars, and renown stunt-monkey Mr.Teapot shall have an emotional debate. But first, a word from our sponsor, Kaptonite! Leader in axle grease production!"

Message to the World and Specifically Franberry

Let it be known that we did not retreat because of the interfearing, over-egoed nations that came into the Latvawgoian War. It was that of the reason we hired mercenaries to protect different parts of the border, because we were in need of troops stationed at home which was impossible with the amount of troops deployed to the various wars we are in, which is around ten large conflicts, and six more squables. It was not cowardice that brought upon our pullout of troops, it was wisdom that did that.

OOC: Hmm...so this is what happens while I am away? >: (

Official Mandalorian Statement

The Tyrannical Mandalorian Empire condemns the foolish act of Greston and urgest them, in order to maintain your position in world affairs, to push the weak nations out, be it by total conquest. These small nations tremble at your whelm, so why do you frightfully back away? Why in Allah's name do you fricking mercenaries! You already have countless numbers of Maldorian troops stationed in your capital city, so why are you fretting?

~The Mandalore.

OOC: Wtf happened?

Tally of Military Units Deployed

Latvawgo:

350,000 Ifantry
2,000 Tanks
100 APCs
300 F-15 Eagles
20 B-2 Bombers
10 Nimitz
2 New Greston Naval Fleets

Shredderstan:

N/A

Cripistani State CRU:

N/A

The Beatus:

N/A

Cripistani State Mormia:

380,000 Infantry
300 Tanks

All other wars that are not listed that The Imperial Republic of Greston is participating in, means that tehy have all arrived back to their designated Grestonian land. The nations listed but have been marked as N/A have sent most of the force back to Greston and various colonies but still has active troops in region. The nations that were listed and have the number of troops stationed there still have a Grestonian prescence there but are neutral and maikng efforts to leave.

OOC: Orbath and Cripistan, the 11,000 soldiers fight in that city do not count, technically they aren't Grestonian any more, and that war is secret to my nation, when that war ends they will be sent back to Greston after a little while.

OOC: Wtf happened?

(OOC: This probably has something to do with it. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13388336&postcount=178))

Updated List of Troops Currently Deployed

Latvawgo:

200,000 Infantry
1,900 Tanks
100 F-15 Eagles
2 New Greston Naval Fleets

Cripistani State of Mormia:

10,000 Infantry
50 Tanks

Message to the World and Specifically Franberry

Let it be known that we did not retreat because of the interfearing, over-egoed nations that came into the Latvawgoian War. It was that of the reason we hired mercenaries to protect different parts
of the border, because we were in need of troops stationed at home which was impossible with the amount of troops deployed to the various wars we are in, which is around ten large conflicts, and six more squables. It was not cowardice that brought upon our pullout of troops, it was wisdom that did that.

Frantonian Public Central All News Broadcasting Corporation Network,
07:03am

"And that's it for "How to solve 33 household problems using an accordion and a pot of boiling water". In other news, the nation of Greston, which was defeated by Franberry and an Coalition of allied powers, has sent a message to the world, and especially to our glorious nation. The message from Greston has been determined to be most like a "prank" by bored students. Scientists have concurred that the Grestonites are likely to not be intelligent enough to send a message to anyone. Grestonian troops continue to retreat all over the zones in which they are involved, obviously scared to death of Coalition action. "
Music plays
"Now! The moment you have been waiting for! Our panelists for this session shall participate in todays exiting debate: 'Toasters: kitchen appliance? Or the first steps to robot domination?' Remember to phone in with your arguments and comments!"

OOC: Hmm...so this is what happens while I am away? >: (

Official Mandalorian Statement

The Tyrannical Mandalorian Empire condemns the foolish act of Greston and urgest them, in order to maintain your position in world affairs, to push the weak nations out, be it by total conquest. These small nations tremble at your whelm, so why do you frightfully back away? Why in Allah's name do you fricking mercenaries! You already have countless numbers of Maldorian troops stationed in your capital city, so why are you fretting?

~The Mandalore.

OOC: Wtf happened?

Oi, they wanted me to stop invading a nation that launched a nuke at me.

Mal, as both an IC Muslim nation, and OOCly as one of your oldest allies on NS, Neo-Erusea, can you please help me out here?

Oi, they wanted me to stop invading a nation that launched a nuke at me.

Mal, as both an IC Muslim nation, and OOCly as one of your oldest allies on NS, Neo-Erusea, can you please help me out here?

OOC: Wait, what happened? Shoot me a tg.

OOC: Wait, what happened? Shoot me a tg.

((OOC: I'll give you a breif rundown.

Latvawgo goes with his ally to attack another nation.
DE tells them to stop before he invades them all.
Latvawgo responds to the threat with a nuclear missile.

After several other countries get involved for invading Latvawgo, this huge alliance is made to stop them. I think it's called The Emergency Coalition for the Liberation of Latvawgo.))

War Ban is Ceased

After our recent war ban, many things have occured which need our assistance such as the escalating conflict in The Beatus and the possibility of war with the Satanic Nation of DoubleWideville, who preach the word of God but follow that of Satan. As many people know, a bounty, was set upon our President, John Batther's, head by those Satanic Menaces. So as to save a friend, and keep Greston alive, we cannot hold that ban. The ban technically still in affect, for a limmit to only one war can be declared has been made, so we must choose wisely, help a friend or destroy an enemy.

War Ban is Ceased

After our recent war ban, many things have occured which need our assistance such as the escalating conflict in The Beatus and the possibility of war with the Satanic Nation of DoubleWideville, who preach the word of God but follow that of Satan. As many people know, a bounty, was set upon our President, John Batther's, head by those Satanic Menaces. So as to save a friend, and keep Greston alive, we cannot hold that ban. The ban technically still in affect, for a limmit to only one war can be declared has been made, so we must choose wisely, help a friend or destroy an enemy.

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE UNITED ARMED REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT

We will take the bounty off your head, IF you are willing to sing a Non-Aggression Covenant with the United Armed Revolutionary Government.

Details of Proposed Non-Aggression Covenant

1) Both parties agree to respect the boundaries of their respective nations

2) All forces arrayed against each other beligerent nation is fully withdrawn

3) a permanent cease fire will be in effect between us for 7 years; to be renewed on the anniversary of the singing of the Non-Aggression Treaty on the eve of the 7th year.

4) All disputed between said 7 years are to be arbitrated by an agreed apon intermediate, that is satisfactory to both parties.

We urge you to sing this. The whole world is watching, and they want to know if your true to your expressed principles. Let us finish this madness, so our respective people can live in peace.

UNITED ARMED REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT

Open Communique

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Greetings to the cowardly nation of DoubleWideville,


The People of Karshkovia would like to once again point out that DoubleWideville is a terrorist nation that has no political weight, and little to no military forces left to speak of after the multi-national intervention in your country and the biological and nuclear attacks by certain nations on your homeland.

Secondly, your leader still has an outstanding $1.5 Trillion dollar bounty on his head that has not been claimed. Our personal advice to Doublewideville would be to keep their head low and avoid any internation involvement at all for about seven to 14 NS years. There are still many nations that you threatened with nuclear terrorism that would literally turn your nation into a nuclear wasteland at the slightest provocation. It would be better to make nice with all nations rather than sending demands which may upset some nations that are still irked at your power play.

Regards,

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President, Republic of Karshkovia

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE UNITED ARMED REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT

We will take the bounty off your head, IF you are willing to sing a Non-Aggression Covenant with the United Armed Revolutionary Government.

Details of Proposed Non-Aggression Covenant

1) Both parties agree to respect the boundaries of their respective nations

2) All forces arrayed against each other beligerent nation is fully withdrawn

3) a permanent cease fire will be in effect between us for 7 years; to be renewed on the anniversary of the singing of the Non-Aggression Treaty on the eve of the 7th year.

4) All disputed between said 7 years are to be arbitrated by an agreed apon intermediate, that is satisfactory to both parties.

We urge you to sing this. The whole world is watching, and they want to know if your true to your expressed principles. Let us finish this madness, so our respective people can live in peace.

UNITED ARMED REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT

To The United Revolutionary Government of The Nation of DoubleWidevile,

May I say this sir. Go to hell, that is the best I can offer. In regard to what the nation of Karshkovia stated, your ex King David, has a bounty of about 1.5 trillion. You only wish to send this message because you know we are currently the biggest threat to you. You have threatened more nations than there is living citizens in your nation. For us to make peace with warmongering, satanic, un-educated, anarchic, terrorists would be more against our principles then not making peace with you at all. Prepare to see your last day, as it is not that far off.

--President and Brigader John Batther