DoubleWideville
14-01-2008, 01:17
On the screen you see a man in a white robe with a black yumaka pn his hand. He holds a wooden staff and smiles beningly at the camera.
(CLOSEUP) "Greetings I am Prophet Elijah, a canidate for Emperor in the coming elections for the Throne of David. Let me tell you why I think i would be the best canidate for the Throne of David.
Our Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph was a Jew. He practiced Judaism, said the Shema every morning and attended Synogauge. In DoubleWideville, our spirituality is very important to us. However, if Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph had lived today, he would not be able to go to the synogauge, nor pray the Shema with his fellow Jews. He would be either executed or locked in prison by the DoubleWidevillian Fundementalist Baptist Church or the United Armed Revolutionary Government. Yes, they would crucify the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph all over again!
Search you hearts and the Scriptures! God is Love! God has not ordained that we should hate and kill each other, but we do! Yeshuha Bar Yosheph laid His life down for the ransom of us all, not just the DoubleWidevillian Baptist Church or the U.A.R.G ! Where in Scripture are we commanded to HATE? No where! Hear then the word of the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph "As you have done unto the least of these, you have done unto Me" and 'Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself'. This is the WORD of the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yoshep, Lord of Lords and King of Kings! It is blasphemy and sin to disobey the Word of the King of Kings and Lord of Lords!
I call on you to search your hearts. Can we not live in peace and love? Can we not love our brother and sister as we would ourselves? When the woman was caught in adultery, did the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph command her stoned? Did he have her beheaded? Hanged? NO! he forgave her! Can we not love the atheist, the homosexual and those who do not know the love of the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph? I believe we can!
Search the scriptures and see if what I say is a lie! I ask you to dilligently search the Word, and see if my words are not the words of God! If I am lying, may God strike me dead and the people cast me into a pit to die! May the skies open on me and my children die in one day! I call on YHWHW to witness my oath! I swear that if anything I have said is a lie, may I be accursed among all people and all my kith and kin! But if I speak truth, and your heart know it then hear me now!
DoubleWideville must change. We need an Emperor whom will do as the
original David did and obey the Word, not just hear it. We need mercy, lovingkindness, compassion and love, not war,hate, destruction, death and pain! If I am elected Emperor, I will follow every commandment of the Scripture and will make DoubleWide ring with laughter again, not sighs and moans of pain! I will spread love to the orphan and justice to the widow. I will speak justice for the weak and make the merciless and cruel obey the Word of the Lord!
Homosexuals will be forgiven as the woman caught in adultry was. I will accept those whom are blind and deaf to the love of our Lord God. I will restore the power to the People.
You can vote for the other canidate and have more of the same-pain,battle,death,suffering,hate or you can vote for me as Emperor. Do not listen to the U.A.R.G when they say they wish to restore peace. The Scriptures say you shall judge a tree by it's fruit. What is the fruit of the U.A.R.G ? It is children slain, a capital destoryed, nuclear devices dropped on our nation and hunger and suffering! Is this good fruit? No! This is very bad fruit! Thus,as the Scripture says, if this is the fruit from the tree of the U.A.R.G, you must reject their canidate and must INSIST the wounded people of DoubleWideville be able to choose to eat from a good tree that will give peace, love, harmony, happiness, joy , tolerance and forgiveness We are such a tree!
There is a time for everything under heaven. A time to weep, and a time to laugh. A time to gather stones, and a time to scatter them. Now is the season when our people will gather stones! Now is the time when our people will laugh, not cry! Now is the time to bind wounds, not make them. Bury your hatred and anger and be like small children again! Vote for me, Prophet Elijah as your next Emperor!
a crowd of enthusiastic people cheer and chant "Elijah! Elijah! Elijah!". The Prophet Elijah wipes away a tear, and suppressess a sob. "I love you all, my children. I call on you to vote for me and heal DoubleWideville!". The Prophet Elijah looks away in embarrassment as his eyes fill with tears. The people cheer more and chant his name.
The Commerical fades to black and shows the symbol of the Commitie for Liberal Democracy Party; an Eight Pointed Star with a Star of David inside it and a Cross inside the Star of David.
(CLOSEUP) "Greetings I am Prophet Elijah, a canidate for Emperor in the coming elections for the Throne of David. Let me tell you why I think i would be the best canidate for the Throne of David.
Our Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph was a Jew. He practiced Judaism, said the Shema every morning and attended Synogauge. In DoubleWideville, our spirituality is very important to us. However, if Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph had lived today, he would not be able to go to the synogauge, nor pray the Shema with his fellow Jews. He would be either executed or locked in prison by the DoubleWidevillian Fundementalist Baptist Church or the United Armed Revolutionary Government. Yes, they would crucify the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph all over again!
Search you hearts and the Scriptures! God is Love! God has not ordained that we should hate and kill each other, but we do! Yeshuha Bar Yosheph laid His life down for the ransom of us all, not just the DoubleWidevillian Baptist Church or the U.A.R.G ! Where in Scripture are we commanded to HATE? No where! Hear then the word of the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph "As you have done unto the least of these, you have done unto Me" and 'Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself'. This is the WORD of the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yoshep, Lord of Lords and King of Kings! It is blasphemy and sin to disobey the Word of the King of Kings and Lord of Lords!
I call on you to search your hearts. Can we not live in peace and love? Can we not love our brother and sister as we would ourselves? When the woman was caught in adultery, did the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph command her stoned? Did he have her beheaded? Hanged? NO! he forgave her! Can we not love the atheist, the homosexual and those who do not know the love of the Lord Yeshuha Bar Yosheph? I believe we can!
Search the scriptures and see if what I say is a lie! I ask you to dilligently search the Word, and see if my words are not the words of God! If I am lying, may God strike me dead and the people cast me into a pit to die! May the skies open on me and my children die in one day! I call on YHWHW to witness my oath! I swear that if anything I have said is a lie, may I be accursed among all people and all my kith and kin! But if I speak truth, and your heart know it then hear me now!
DoubleWideville must change. We need an Emperor whom will do as the
original David did and obey the Word, not just hear it. We need mercy, lovingkindness, compassion and love, not war,hate, destruction, death and pain! If I am elected Emperor, I will follow every commandment of the Scripture and will make DoubleWide ring with laughter again, not sighs and moans of pain! I will spread love to the orphan and justice to the widow. I will speak justice for the weak and make the merciless and cruel obey the Word of the Lord!
Homosexuals will be forgiven as the woman caught in adultry was. I will accept those whom are blind and deaf to the love of our Lord God. I will restore the power to the People.
You can vote for the other canidate and have more of the same-pain,battle,death,suffering,hate or you can vote for me as Emperor. Do not listen to the U.A.R.G when they say they wish to restore peace. The Scriptures say you shall judge a tree by it's fruit. What is the fruit of the U.A.R.G ? It is children slain, a capital destoryed, nuclear devices dropped on our nation and hunger and suffering! Is this good fruit? No! This is very bad fruit! Thus,as the Scripture says, if this is the fruit from the tree of the U.A.R.G, you must reject their canidate and must INSIST the wounded people of DoubleWideville be able to choose to eat from a good tree that will give peace, love, harmony, happiness, joy , tolerance and forgiveness We are such a tree!
There is a time for everything under heaven. A time to weep, and a time to laugh. A time to gather stones, and a time to scatter them. Now is the season when our people will gather stones! Now is the time when our people will laugh, not cry! Now is the time to bind wounds, not make them. Bury your hatred and anger and be like small children again! Vote for me, Prophet Elijah as your next Emperor!
a crowd of enthusiastic people cheer and chant "Elijah! Elijah! Elijah!". The Prophet Elijah wipes away a tear, and suppressess a sob. "I love you all, my children. I call on you to vote for me and heal DoubleWideville!". The Prophet Elijah looks away in embarrassment as his eyes fill with tears. The people cheer more and chant his name.
The Commerical fades to black and shows the symbol of the Commitie for Liberal Democracy Party; an Eight Pointed Star with a Star of David inside it and a Cross inside the Star of David.