DoubleWideville
12-01-2008, 22:40
(Pirate television program)
"Greetings. My name is Field Commander Malachi the Prophet, leader of the Commitie for Liberal Democracy in DoubleWideville, and the founder of the School of Prophets. I am also a Rabbi of the DoubleWidevillian Ebionite Christian Fellowship.
Presently, after the Troubles, the United Armed Revolutionary Government has seized control of DoubleWideville. We believe they will be reticient to return power to the legitimate government of DoubleWideville, and we know they will not allow our canidate, Prophet Elijah, run for the position of Emperor of DoubleWideville.
We call on the world to pressure the U.A.R.G to allow Prophet Elijah to run for Emperor. We call on the U.A.R.G to release power to the legitimate government of DoubleWideville. We call on the citizens of DoubleWideville to disobey the State of Emergency declared by the U.A.R.G and to assemble to protest this grab of power by the U.A.R.G
The government belongs to the PEOPLE, not the U.A.R.G, not the DoubleWidevillian Fundementalist Baptist Church, not the Emperor, nor the Sanhedrin, the Assembly or the Ministerial Council.
The people need a choice, and the Commitie for Liberal Democracy is that choice! Please pressure the U.A.R.G to commit to a timetable to returning power to the government AND to speedy and fair elections.
We call on acts of civil disobedience to bring the U.A.R.G to their knees! As such, we will be holding protests outside of the Revolutionary Court in New Bethlaham, to force the U.A.R.G to meet with leaders from the Commitie to negotiatea timetable for a return of power and speedy, fair elections.
We ask the following from other democratic nations: 1) peacekeeping forces to monitor the elections and make sure their fair. 2) U.N condemnation of the U.A.R.G's power grab and ban of the Ebionite Christian Fellowship 3) financial support of the Commite for Liberal Democracy Party.
The elderly man in a flowing white robe bows to the camera, as the symbol of the Commitie for Liberal Democracy Party goes over the blackened screen. It's an Eight Pointed Star with a Star of David and a Cross in the middle.
"Greetings. My name is Field Commander Malachi the Prophet, leader of the Commitie for Liberal Democracy in DoubleWideville, and the founder of the School of Prophets. I am also a Rabbi of the DoubleWidevillian Ebionite Christian Fellowship.
Presently, after the Troubles, the United Armed Revolutionary Government has seized control of DoubleWideville. We believe they will be reticient to return power to the legitimate government of DoubleWideville, and we know they will not allow our canidate, Prophet Elijah, run for the position of Emperor of DoubleWideville.
We call on the world to pressure the U.A.R.G to allow Prophet Elijah to run for Emperor. We call on the U.A.R.G to release power to the legitimate government of DoubleWideville. We call on the citizens of DoubleWideville to disobey the State of Emergency declared by the U.A.R.G and to assemble to protest this grab of power by the U.A.R.G
The government belongs to the PEOPLE, not the U.A.R.G, not the DoubleWidevillian Fundementalist Baptist Church, not the Emperor, nor the Sanhedrin, the Assembly or the Ministerial Council.
The people need a choice, and the Commitie for Liberal Democracy is that choice! Please pressure the U.A.R.G to commit to a timetable to returning power to the government AND to speedy and fair elections.
We call on acts of civil disobedience to bring the U.A.R.G to their knees! As such, we will be holding protests outside of the Revolutionary Court in New Bethlaham, to force the U.A.R.G to meet with leaders from the Commitie to negotiatea timetable for a return of power and speedy, fair elections.
We ask the following from other democratic nations: 1) peacekeeping forces to monitor the elections and make sure their fair. 2) U.N condemnation of the U.A.R.G's power grab and ban of the Ebionite Christian Fellowship 3) financial support of the Commite for Liberal Democracy Party.
The elderly man in a flowing white robe bows to the camera, as the symbol of the Commitie for Liberal Democracy Party goes over the blackened screen. It's an Eight Pointed Star with a Star of David and a Cross in the middle.