NationStates Jolt Archive

RADIO TRASMISSION FROM SUPREME COMMANDER GIDEON

The war against the Invaders has caused a terrible loss to our people. The last attack by the Ryou's has killed, at the very LEAST, 100,000 DoubleWidevillians up in the Salvation Mountains.
The capital of DoubleWideville, New Jerusalem, is in ruins. Estimated deaths their is about 750,000 DoubleWidevillians.
All over DoubleWideville our people are in mourning. A terrible curse has fallen on our people. However, we can be proud as DoubleWidevillians that our people came together and fought like the devil himself against the forces of the Beast 666.
Untill the return of the Ministerial Council, the Assembly of the Laity and the Sage Council of the Sanhedrin, the United Armed Revolutionary Guard is the legitimate government in DoubleWideville. As such, we are enacting some actions to begin repairing our nation and dealing with current problems.

1) A State of Emergency is declared: All DoubleWidevillians are asked to be off the streets at 6:00 pm DoubleWidevillian time.
2) The exceptions are the remaining Militias; we hereby grant you the power to patrol and keep order in the cities, viallages and hamlets of DoubleWideville. Any act that is violent, such as looting or riots are to be met with immediate execution by firing squad. All immoral acts, such as raping women or such are to be punished by beheading.
3) Revolutionary Courts are to be set up throughout the major Provinical capitals of DoubleWidevilles Provinces: New Bethel will hold the Revolutionary Court in New Samaria, New Bethlaham will hold it in New Judea, New Seshem will hold it in New Palestine, New Nazareth will hold it in New Nazarene.
4) All bodies are to be burned and treated with acid; those effected by Ebola in the Salvation Mountains will most likely die. We therefore order that anyone found in the Salvation Mountains are to be kept there, and if they show sings of Ebola, to be euthenized with a fatal dose of morphine.

Now for our diplomatic efforts:

1) We request from Christian nations both Chaplains and those trained in medicine. Our people are suffering terribly and their souls are harmed as well. We need chaplains to pray and minister to the people scarred in their spirits by this terrible war.
2) We call on the U.N to send Christian or Jewish soldiers to act as peacekeepers, protecting us from future attacks untill a new Emperor is elected and our permanent government established.
3) We ask that the Ministerial Council, the Assembly of the Laity and the Sage Council of the Sanhedrin be returned, under armed U.N peacekeeper protection.

We have survived, my brothers and sisters. Despite what we have survived, we shall rise again. The Lord God has allowed these nations to chasten us unto repentance and penance. We therefore declare that all DoubleWidevillian Fundementalist Baptist Church ministers are to lead their congregations in revivals and supplicate the Lord God in both prayers and confessions of the collective sins of the people.
There is a time for everything under the sun, as the Scripture has said. Now is the time to bind the wounds we have endured. Now is the time to pick up stones and rebuild. God bless the Militias who showed themselves as true warriors of the Lord, to the Jesus Youth whom have maid their elders proud and to the people of the hamlets, villages, cities and suburbs of DoubleWideville. No one will ever forget your bravery and willingness to sacrafice for your people. Rest easy, you who are with our Father in Glory now.
As for the rest, I say this: Long Live the Fighters! We will rebuild with the same spirit we fought.

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE UNITED ARMED REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT

We deplore the remarks by these heretical Ebionites. Let it be known that Field Commander Malachi, and these insane Propehts are hereby found to be illegal by the U.A.R.G . We will being IMMEDIATELY hunting down the Ebionites and will execute the Prophets, if and when their caught.
The Commitie for Liberal Democracy in DoubleWideville is an illegal, heretical force. As such, we will not allow Prophet Elijah to run for Emperor once elections begin again.
The Prophet Elijah is to be terminated on sight as is Field Commander Prophet Malachi. They are unbelievers and renegades. 1,000,000 DoubleWideVillai Bucks to whom ever terminates these renegades and bring their heads to the Revolutionary Court in New Bethlaham, New Judea Province.

The Roman Catholic Church of Uiri sends the following to the DWV Government:



But Jesus was saying, "Father, forgive them; for they do not know what they are doing." And they cast lots dividing up His garments among themselves.



Therefore having been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom we have obtained our introduction by faith into this grace in which we stand; and we exult in hope of the glory of God.

Can you not forgive these secularists for their actions? Is peace within the world not more important than imposing your views on the rest of the world? Please, do not take up arms again. We shall send missionaries in order to ease suffering and bring political stability to your corner of the world. Can you not except that they do not wish to recieve Jesus Christ, the Lord. Invite them to join you but do not force your religion onto them. Is it not their choice to remain in the dark? Will God not judge them when the time comes?

May the Lord be with you,
-Various Uir Roman Catholics

To: DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings!

We Errikans have taken note of your plight, and are far from unsympathetic. As such, volunteer corps are readying to travel to your nation to aid you in your plight. Many are medically trained, as you requested, and nearly all are Christian, the remaining being Jewish. Business groups are also interested in investing in your nation's mining, infrastructure and other such matters, which will certainly aid in your recovery.

Also, the Errikan government is willing to send military forces to help you in reestablishing security and stability, though we will not aid in the oppression of peaceful democratic groups.

To: DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings!

We Errikans have taken note of your plight, and are far from unsympathetic. As such, volunteer corps are readying to travel to your nation to aid you in your plight. Many are medically trained, as you requested, and nearly all are Christian, the remaining being Jewish. Business groups are also interested in investing in your nation's mining, infrastructure and other such matters, which will certainly aid in your recovery.

Also, the Errikan government is willing to send military forces to help you in reestablishing security and stability, though we will not aid in the oppression of peaceful democratic groups.


The United Armed Revolutionary Government accepts Errikans kind offer. Do we have to let these heretics run (Commitie for Liberal Democracy). Theyt are heretics and do not believe Jesus is the son of God!
While we have respect for our Jewish brothers, this is apostasy!! So do we have to accept them and the DoubleWidevillian Ebionite Christian Felowship AND the Commitie to get aid?

The United Armed Revolutionary Government accepts Errikans kind offer. Do we have to let these heretics run (Commitie for Liberal Democracy). They are heretics and do not believe Jesus is the son of God!
While we have respect for our Jewish brothers, this is apostasy!! So do we have to accept them and the DoubleWidevillian Ebionite Christian Felowship AND the Commitie to get aid?

Great!

We do not demand that you accept them fully, just know that we will not engage in any oppression of peaceful democratic groups; we will gladly assist you in other security activities, however.

Our assistance should be arriving shortly.

To: The Government of DoubleWideVille
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

It has come to our attention that you are dispersing the Liberals and their evils from your nation. We fully support the destruction of Democracy, and we would be glad to deploy forces to your nation to enforce the destruction of the said Liberal Group.

ORGANIZATIONS THAT MAY DEPLOY FORCES:

The Grand World Order Army
The Federal Guard's Judiciator Division (Secret Police)
The Special Tactics Force's Force of Oppression (Another Secret Police, more elite and more oppressive)
The Grand World Order Navy (For troop deployment and logistics, non-combat duties)

To: The Government of DoubleWideVille
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

It has come to our attention that you are dispersing the Liberals and their evils from your nation. We fully support the destruction of Democracy, and we would be glad to deploy forces to your nation to enforce the destruction of the said Liberal Group.

ORGANIZATIONS THAT MAY DEPLOY FORCES:

The Grand World Order Army
The Federal Guard's Judiciator Division (Secret Police)
The Special Tactics Force's Force of Oppression (Another Secret Police, more elite and more oppressive)
The Grand World Order Navy (For troop deployment and logistics, non-combat duties)

**HIGHLY ENCRYPTED, HIGHLY CODED MESSAGE****
We would request the Special Tactics Force's Force of Oppression. We request that they liason with the Inquisition, Section 8, our newly trained cadre of heretic hunters.
These heretics must die before the people are tricked by their lies. Section 8 will assist you in snatching the heretics off the street. We also offer a 1,000,000 DW dollars for the head of Malachi and or Elijah. Spread the word.
Please keep this on the downlow.

Crapoozan Foreign Affairs Office

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Crapoozan Foreign Affairs Office
Jan. 14, 2008
Crapoozan time: 12:01 PM

To the most holy Christians of Doublewideville:

We too have heard of your plight and request to send medical aid. We also have a specially trained navy as well that can help patrol your sea borders as we send in the medical aid. They are Crhistians and the most proficient in their range. The Crapoozan Church of Jesus Christ has also given us permission to send missionaries to teach of Jesus with your approval. We have dispatched the medical and religious help that you requested, and we would like to recieve permission to send in military aid as well. We have heard of your plight as well, and we want to help by sending foreign aid, and if required, our military will gladly come to your aid. We have a Crapoozan spcialty, called the Firequake Bomb which is as destructive as an H-bomb. We ask if you would like some shipped to your homeland to protect yourselves, of course that is after we have your approval and you know what it does. We will send another letter indicating the Firequake bomb effects.

Sincerely yours,

Chris Alberlacky

Prime Minister of Crapooza

Democratic Socialists

Crapooza's ultimate weapon: the Firequake Bomb
Effects of the Firequake:

*Epicenter is where bomb blows up*

1. everything within 3km radius of epicenter is vaporized.

2. Because of the heat, the oxygen surrounding s ignited, creating an expanding fire dome that goes out to about 16 km radius. This leaves a 13 km wide circle of where everything is on fire and burning. After that, the heat is still so intense it kills any living thing up to 20 km out.

3. Only to be used in invading, NOT in our own regions if we can avoid it.

4. It is not a nuke, but it does just about as much damage as an H-bomb!



The effects of the Firequake are extreme, so they can only be used on enemy territory as a result, due to the destructive influence that they cause among all the area that is affected.


We request your permission to send in a couple of our bomb to be at your disposal, we intend to pay for the shipiing and buliding costs ourselves. You will not have to fork over a single chezina. We give this to you to protect your nation from further invasion, and we give this as a sign of our allegiance to you.

We hope that we can help you in this crisis.

Chris Alberlacky

Prime Minister of Crapooza