NationStates Jolt Archive

In the course of humanity, the struggles between classes have frequently erupted in open warfare. Yet every time, the far more numerous have been continually trampled beneath the potent armies of the imperialist. The innumerable factories of the industrialist belch endless seas of weaponry, and, hand in hand with their capitalist brethren, they crush the will of the people upon whom they depend for endless labor. For decades, nay, for centuries has this struggle continued, the oppressors and the oppressed locked in perpetual battle.

At every turn, the superior training, coordination, and economic reserves of our foes has undercut even the most powerful of people's factions, stifling the will of the masses. Attempts at global socialism, while having achieved great things in many nations, have largely been handled in a frankly unintelligent manner. Failure to secure resources, both human and weapons, has resulted in the eradication of badly outnumbered and outgunned forces. Lack of intelligible military training has resulted in the most earnest of soldiers falling to the simplest of means. And lack of political, economic, and military power within the global socialist community has resulted in a castrated movement, doomed to wait out its pitiful existence upon the face of NSearth.

Communism has become corrupt! The very elements that proclaim to be the most socialist of nations have fallen back on appeasement of the imperialist powers, cowering at their feet like whipped dogs! The proudest of communist nations cannot even manage to defend themselves against the weakest of capitalist powers, yet alone aid in the global movement. Sisters and brothers, is it not a time for change?

Therefore, in my open letter to all concerned, I put forth a proposal for a pact to be formed, for the mutual betterment of global communism. The Corrante Pact, so entitled because I wish for all interested to convene upon the Island of Corrante in two week's time, will seek to ensure that socialism upon the face of NSEarth is no longer cowed into inaction by the backwards forces of ignorance and capitalism. It will coordinate the buildup of a massive military and industrial network to ensure the safety of the nations concerned, and will coordinate the greater global movement of Socialism.

This period of inaction must end! Communism must spread to the masses and liberate the proletariat from the clutches of the vast empires in our world.

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

*bump* :( no communists to speak of on NS?

Hello,we are The United Socialist States of Nosorepazzau and this alliance has caught our attention.We are interested in a Commie/Soshi alliance,but is this an alliance that seeks to destroy capitalists or is it a defensive alliance?
The USSN does not approve of seek and destroy alliances.
mmm...forget it I'll join!


Icail va Ozzanil,Premier of the USSN
I Lularx'i Ruossepoa Lescioa va I Nosorepazzau

hello i would like to join this alliance

ooc: apologies for the horrible horrible lateness!
IC:

Greetings friends!

The Corrante Pact is necessarily conceived as a pact to eliminate the scourge known as Capitalism from the face of existence. The myriad imperialist nations will stop at nothing to destroy all that true followers of Marx and Lenin hold dear to their hearts, and it is time for us to fight back!

No longer shall we be cowed into the darkness. The Imperialist shall find his armies shattered before the great mass of the Body Politic. The worker shall rend the Industrialist impotent, and the peasant will throw the greatest oligarch from his throne. It is time for the greater Bourgeoisie movement to understand that we mean war. They have fought against us on every front, from religious indoctrination to social and economic oppression. Our brothers and sisters lie rotting in prisons, labeled as terrorists, and we stand and do nothing!

The Pact shall not be formed in a letter, or in a day. Instead, I call for the greater Communist and Socialist community within NSEarth to come visit Corrante Isle. We shall enjoy the produce of the great Socialist way of life and discuss the fine details of such an organization. Please send a representative to Corrante at your nearest convenience.

It is my sincere hope to see you there.

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

I say, I do find this quite appalling. Communists, gathering to discuss a common goal? The proletariat is quite disturbing, in all honesty. Sharing and caring isn't necessarily fun, my comrades. The ideals of communism are outdated for a society of our own, think of the great Mr. Reagan and all of his sacrifices he has made in order to end the red uprising!

You may just think I'm a common citrus plantation owner in Rosbaninsland, but I must add I've been forced to appease the workers in my farm. After hearing that I would be required by Failibanazi law to treat their communist offspring who fled to the land I reside in with their communist laws, I quickly fired them. They demanded too many rights, things that common citrus pickers don't ask for.

If I may be so blunt, I must say that Aleksandra Gorbachova is nothing but a facade. I have reason to believe, according to a friend of mine in the Imperial Navy, that this Pact is nothing but a trap. Ask yourselves, does any Communist wish to be bossed around by another nation? The true essence in Lenino-Marxism is that all are created equal, the perfect egalitarian society if you would. By agreeing to this pact, you are subjugating your will and your nation to the imperialist scum in Eurasia!

Look at this "communist".

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In what true communist way would a woman dress like that? So inappropriate and unorthodox for any head of a nation, I must declare! And notice how she is peddling goods in the background and selling them for profit! Why you see, gentlemen, this is no communist. This is a capitalist, and an ardent one at that!

Heed my advice, Bolsheviks, do not trust the Eurasians!

Rutherford Q. Beauregard
Foreign Minister of Cohenia
Owner of Rosbaninsland Citrus

ooc: Y'know, somehow I had a feeling I'd regret telling you that Aleksandra looked sorta like Haruhi XD but no matter.

Also, if you'd like to take that angle,
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13332197&postcount=116
might have some interest to you

IC:
To Rutherford Q. Beauregard, Foreign Minister of Cohenia

I categorically reject your accusations of capitalistic tendencies. I have staunchly supported the will of the Body Politic throughout its struggles against their oppressors. That an exploitive slave-owner would dare to presume to accuse a progressive nation of such insanity is ludicrous.

The noble cause of the greater socialist movement will not be deterred by inane rhetoric from its detractors. We shall break you and liberate the workers in your power. The proletariat will prevail over your easily offended sensibilities, the worker over the industrialist, the slave over the master.

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

Official Communiqué; scratch that, make it Official Proclamation

Greetings to our Eurasian comrades!

As a longstanding paragon of working socialism, the PDR Murra is one of the greatest examples of Marx's legacy to grace this Earth. Many a capitalist has attempted to wrest our lands from true equality and place them under control of the bourgeoisie; they are now but sun-bleached bones, picked dry and left to fossilize. Therefore, we would be delighted to join our comrades in a global organisation dedicated to the utter and total destruction of the capitalist way of life and the spread of the global Revolution.

Hail Communism! Death to the capitalist pigs! Let the Hammer and Sickle fly freely o'er every town!

Wladislaw Kyasnichka
Senior Commissar for Foreign Relations, Trade, War, Diplomacy, Propaganda, Public Executions, Private Executions, Hiding Things from the Masses, Embezzling Lots and Lots of Money, Airport Security, and Tricycles

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
We here in the Shazbotdom Empire are rather appauled at those in the Eurasian Socialist Republic for attempting to start yet another worthless conflict by pressuring Communist Nations to joining A Useless Alliance with one of their 'We must spread communism to all' speaches. This fascade before has put your nation in jeoparty of being invaded, annexed, and made into a puppet nation of some much larger nation.

This is not an open threat to your nation, no sir. This is a warning for you, your nation, and anyone else in it's leadership. The constant trying to start wars for the spread of your own little version of 'Communism' is going to put you into some majorly deep trouble with not only those nations that have attempted to keep the peace, but also those Capitalist nations that are sick and tired of nations such as yours trying to start wars for no reason.

I suggest that you take a step back and watch your wording before one of these national leaders, such as those from the Distinguished Nation of Jaredcohenia, decide to come down on you like an iron first from the heavens, enslaving the people of your nation and it's leadership into their own little puppet government.

Official Message to the Shazbotdom Empire

We here in the FDPSR Murra are willing to bet a billion koronin* that y'all's knowledge of international politics, to say nothing of actual warfare, is absolutely nil. But that's only to be expected because you're too busy licking the boots of your imperialist overlords to form a valid opinion on any subject, as opposed to true Communists like ourselves and Comrade Gorbachova who uphold the fight for freedom and the Revolution.

Wladislaw Kyasnichka
Senior Commissar for Foreign Relations, Trade, War, Diplomacy, Propaganda, Public Executions, Private Executions, Hiding Things from the Masses, Embezzling Lots and Lots of Money, Airport Security, and Tricycles


* about $6 USD

You know, when I first heard about this, I must admit I was a bit concerned, but really, the Red Plague is no true serious threat in the IFSR. Romandeos is most definitely Capitalist, and quite proud to be so. The few Communists here have very little public support, hold no high offices, and in the single instance in which some of them revolted against the government they were decimated in such a violent and decisive fashion, none have attempted to revolt since.

Having said that, if you wish to discuss the "Great Revolution" on some island, we have neither cause nor desire to interfere.

Have a grand time on Corrante.

~ Her Imperial Majesty Taunja Lockeheart I of the Imperial Federated States of Romandeos.

ooc: apologies for the slowness of reply, school and such

Mr. Terrance,

I sincerely regret the inane position espoused by yourself and your nation. I can only hope that a nation of the Soviet Commonwealth, itself dedicated to the teachings of Marx, would be against the concept of aiding the workers of the world against their Capitalist brethren.

It is a sad day in the greater socialist movement when the locales where such a revolution has actually succeeded lacks the courage to continue the fight. Socialism does not merely end at your borders. You fools cower as the imperialists commit atrocities day after day. You lick the boots of such nations as Clandonia Prime and Questers.

Yet I judge you harshly, for you are not followers of the teachings of Marx. You do not support a global movement for all peoples. Your people have come to accept the Bourgeoisie as superiors on the world stage, despite your much vaunted "twenty billion" population. You alone supposedly outpopulate any likely combination of opponents, yet you cannot even challenge the weakest! You lack conviction! You lack the courage to stand up to a nation such as Cohenia!

You forget that ALL history, even now, is about the struggle between classes, between the Worker and the Capitalist, and between the enlightened revolution and the Imperialist. You are not fit to step foot within the nation of Eurasia. Your cowardice would see the totality of the world beneath the heel of the industrialist.

I bid you good day and pray that we shall not find circumstance to meet.
-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

Salutations Wladislaw Kyasnichka!

I thank you for your words of support and wish that you would come to the Isle of Corrante for our meeting. It shall be a monumental point in the history of the movement, if all goes well.

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

Ms Taunja Lockeheart I,

I sincerely regret your position on the great revolution in this world. The advancement of the worker and its domination over the bourgoise is an inevitability your regime must prepare to face. As you appear to be one of the more intelligent of world leaders, I hope that such occurs peacefully within the confines of your nation. However, if you stand against the forces of change, you shall be torn asunder by the mass of the body politic. The proletariat will have its way, violently if necessary.

It would be in your own best interest to re-examine your positions on the worker and its power.
-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

Mr. Terrance,

I sincerely regret the inane position espoused by yourself and your nation. I can only hope that a nation of the Soviet Commonwealth, itself dedicated to the teachings of Marx, would be against the concept of aiding the workers of the world against their Capitalist brethren.

It is a sad day in the greater socialist movement when the locales where such a revolution has actually succeeded lacks the courage to continue the fight. Socialism does not merely end at your borders. You fools cower as the imperialists commit atrocities day after day. You lick the boots of such nations as Clandonia Prime and Questers.

Yet I judge you harshly, for you are not followers of the teachings of Marx. You do not support a global movement for all peoples. Your people have come to accept the Bourgeoisie as superiors on the world stage, despite your much vaunted "twenty billion" population. You alone supposedly outpopulate any likely combination of opponents, yet you cannot even challenge the weakest! You lack conviction! You lack the courage to stand up to a nation such as Cohenia!

You forget that ALL history, even now, is about the struggle between classes, between the Worker and the Capitalist, and between the enlightened revolution and the Imperialist. You are not fit to step foot within the nation of Eurasia. Your cowardice would see the totality of the world beneath the heel of the industrialist.

I bid you good day and pray that we shall not find circumstance to meet.
-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
The global push for Socialism and Communism is not pushing it upon nations of the world in which do not want to adhere to it. Over 90% of the people of Questers and Clandonia Prime do not wish for Communism to be pushed onto them, if they did, they would have elected leaders of that specific type of political group. Although, as you can see, the people didn't and they allowed their government to pass legislation banning Communism in their boarders, and that is the will of their people.

You attempting to push your version of Communism onto other people will only lead down a dark path of war that will rip apart the peace that as been slowly builing up in the world.

Now. I am not one to allow nations to threaten the peace that most of us have been so bent on building and maintaining, but if you continue to try and force nations much larger than yours to change their political and economic systems to communism, then we will not interfere if any of those nations decide to annex your nation.

The people here in the Shazbotdom Empire value peace, and we will not allow one insane leader to drag us into a conflict.

Mr. Terrance of Shazbotdom,

I sincerely doubt you even know which nations I am referring to when I say "Questers" and "Clandonia Prime." If you honestly believe their sham democracies remotely represent the views of their oppressed and poor, you are deceiving yourself. Both nations are oligarchies of the Bourgeois, as are any capitalistic societies. You forget that these nations are monarchies, diametrically opposed to any gains of the worker. The monarch is the sole owner of the means of production and governance, he sees no need to allow any concession to the worker. Yet you voice support for these autocratic systems. I cannot but assume that you yourself represent one such government as well.

No national government will enjoy Communism, for Communism is for the overthrow of the Bourgeois, the elimination of the upper classes that have for so long controlled all the means of production and governance. Communism stands for the overthrow of the backwards looking conservatives and the instillation of a true government. Communism is for the power of the Proletariat, for the destruction of the current situation of the governors and the governed. The governments of the nations in question have rightly recognized the Specter of Communism standing over their heads. The knife of socialism is ready to plunge deep into their throats, severing them from their arteries of production and wealth.

How long can you stay there while your fellow worker and farmer is subsumed beneath the unstoppable juggernaut of industrialization? How long can you remain part of the vaunted "Soviet Commonwealth" and ignore every basic lesson of socialism and communist theory? How long must the workers of the world suffer in their chains before you wake up to the reality that we have always been at war? A war that is forced upon us from every quarter, every capitalist nation fights endlessly.

The forces of the world are united against Communism, they pool all of their resources to ensure that even the most minor gains of the worker and peasant are hard won. Every government, every religion, every capitalist, every man, woman, and child indoctrinated by their oppressive government is bent against us with the sole intent of eradicating the greater world movement. At this very moment, the vast multitudes of the Imperialist and Interventionalist are planning to eliminate both our respective nations from the planet, unless you have cut some sort of devil's bargain with the aforementioned. Is Eurasia the sole nation willing to bear the burden of the greater communist movement? Are we truly the only nation ready to sacrifice for the workers and peasants of the world? And yet the "Soviet" Commonwealth lives on in its pitiful state of appeasement.

I leave you with this thought: the leaders of the world fear Communism. They outlaw it, they fight it, they indoctrinate against it, they stand in the way of nations promoting it. In doing so, they recognize the true power of the greater movement of the workers of the world. Chose your side wisely.

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

Mr. Terrance of Shazbotdom,

I sincerely doubt you even know which nations I am referring to when I say "Questers" and "Clandonia Prime." If you honestly believe their sham democracies remotely represent the views of their oppressed and poor, you are deceiving yourself. Both nations are oligarchies of the Bourgeois, as are any capitalistic societies. You forget that these nations are monarchies, diametrically opposed to any gains of the worker. The monarch is the sole owner of the means of production and governance, he sees no need to allow any concession to the worker. Yet you voice support for these autocratic systems. I cannot but assume that you yourself represent one such government as well.

No national government will enjoy Communism, for Communism is for the overthrow of the Bourgeois, the elimination of the upper classes that have for so long controlled all the means of production and governance. Communism stands for the overthrow of the backwards looking conservatives and the instillation of a true government. Communism is for the power of the Proletariat, for the destruction of the current situation of the governors and the governed. The governments of the nations in question have rightly recognized the Specter of Communism standing over their heads. The knife of socialism is ready to plunge deep into their throats, severing them from their arteries of production and wealth.

How long can you stay there while your fellow worker and farmer is subsumed beneath the unstoppable juggernaut of industrialization? How long can you remain part of the vaunted "Soviet Commonwealth" and ignore every basic lesson of socialism and communist theory? How long must the workers of the world suffer in their chains before you wake up to the reality that we have always been at war. War is forced upon us from every quarter, every capitalist nation fights endlessly.

The forces of the world are united against Communism, they pool all of their resources to ensure that even the most minor gains of the worker and peasant are hard won. Every government, every religion, every capitalist, every man, woman, and child indoctrinated by their oppressive government is bent against us with the sole intent of eradicating the greater world movement. At this very moment, the vast multitudes of the Imperialist and Interventionalist are planning to eliminate both our respective nations from the planet. That is, unless you have cut some sort of devil's bargain with the aforementioned.

I leave you with this thought: the leaders of the world fear Communism. They outlaw it, they fight it, they indoctrinate against it, they stand in the way of nations promoting it. In doing so, they recognize the true power of the greater movement of the workers of the world. Chose your side wisely.

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
Pick sides? Who said that I picked a side?

Or to you, is a side either with you or against you?

If thats the case, then this will not go well. The Supreme Emperor has already started the buildup of our coastal defences. If your idea of this conflict is either Nations are with you or against you, then consider us against. We will not let your warped leadership dictate to us what is right and wrong. If this means that you want to try and inavade our soverign territory, then be prepared to be met with the full might of the Shazbotdom Marine Corps.

And that sir, is not a threat, but a promise. We will not let a nation such as yours dictate the national policy of the Shazbotdom Empire.



OOC:
Congradulations. You just made it as a page in ShazWiki (http://wiki.freezoka.com/index.php/OPERATION:_ESRevolution) (My Personal Wiki).

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Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry to the Eurasian Socialist Republic

The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry finds the recent diplomatic statements from the Eurasian Socialist Republic rather disturbing. We would like to note that Communism has never succeeded in spreading through our world as many entities have decreed that it would. The people of this world do not want communism, they want liberty and democracy!

However, we find that, strangely enough, we agree with you communist lunatics on a single point. We respect and encourage your attempts to enlighten the poor people of the Shazbotdom. People who struggle under a corrupt and inept government, and live in perpetual slavery. We even recognize that they might be better off under the yoke of communist oppression, which goes to say a lot about their current state.

We end this communication with one simple message: let you people go free, and they shall abandon the flawed ideas of Marx and Engels, inapplicable to reality.

Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry to the Eurasian Socialist Republic

The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry finds the recent diplomatic statements from the Eurasian Socialist Republic rather disturbing. We would like to note that Communism has never succeeded in spreading through our world as many entities have decreed that it would. The people of this world do not want communism, they want liberty and democracy!

However, we find that, strangely enough, we agree with you communist lunatics on a single point. We respect and encourage your attempts to enlighten the poor people of the Shazbotdom. People who struggle under a corrupt and inept government, and live in perpetual slavery. We even recognize that they might be better off under the yoke of communist oppression, which goes to say a lot about their current state.

We end this communication with one simple message: let you people go free, and they shall abandon the flawed ideas of Marx and Engels, inapplicable to reality.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
Where did you get the impression that our government is corrupt? The people are the happiest that they've been in years.

In fact, they are the ones who voted in the current administration, so why would they be oppressed?

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Mr. Terrence of Shazbotdom,

The Eurasian Socialist Republics is not the one with warped leadership. Your views of communism, of the Manifesto, of our forefathers wishes show that you have succumbed to the capitalist pigs that infiltrate this world. You no longer stand as a communist, as the face of the worker, but have become but a sham, a spineless anmal begging the pigs to allow you to retain your place in this world.

If you really intend on making war with the Republics, do not believe that they will stand alone. The world would be a much better place cleansed of men like you, Mr. Terrence. I would prefer capitalist dogs to cowardly traitors such as you. You have betrayed the heart of communism, the very principle that made Marx's Manifesto work, the worldwide revolution of the worker. For as Marx said, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist Revolution." You tremble at the mere words of a true follower of Marx, may your leaders discover the full might of the body politic. Workingmen of all countries, unite! The capitalists say the lowest level of hell is reserved for heretics, and thus I bid you: have fun with your chosen company.

The working class has never had an opportunity such that presents itself today, with a notable resurgence from nations such as Hallad, United Hogsweat, and the Eurasian Socialist Republics. Yet you wish to cower, hide in a corner, and urinate on yourself. Workers of this world, rejoice! Your salvation is at hand! The day draws nearer to a worldwide revolution. If you foolishly try to stop it, then you will find yourself as one of its victims as well. Workers, unite! Today we prepare to free our brothers and sisters tommorow from the capitalist pigs and the cowards!

Sincerely,
Comrade Aleksandr
Premier of The Baltic Confederation of Rasskazovo

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
Where did you get the impression that our government is corrupt? The people are the happiest that they've been in years.

In fact, they are the ones who voted in the current administration, so why would they be oppressed?
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Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry

The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry demands a public apology on the part of the Shazbotdom Empire. Again, that breeding pit of ignorance has done yet another infantile and ridiculous action. The Shazbotdom Empire has obviously broken/hacked/ect into what are private communications between the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry and the Eurasian Socialist Republic. These are the options to which the Shazbotdom Empire and its corrupt and violent rules often resort to, only putting further emphasis on formerly private communication to the ESR.

We await your apology.

MESSAGE FROM THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF THE PEOPLE'S COMMUNIST STATE OF NORTH CALAVERAS

We would like to join this alliance, for we to have been pushed, it's as though we are like lambs to the slaughter. Many a time NC has been invaded by enemy's, who have time and time agained blamed us for starting the war. It is a true fact that North Calaveras has never occupied a country because of war. We just want to be left alone, and for these capatalist countrys to mind there own business. We have been scrutinized by them, even thuogh we ask only for peace. We are tired of falling to our knees we will rip the chains of Capatalism off our us and arise to a brighter tomarrow. Thank you comrades.

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Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry

The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry demands a public apology on the part of the Shazbotdom Empire. Again, that breeding pit of ignorance has done yet another infantile and ridiculous action. The Shazbotdom Empire has obviously broken/hacked/ect into what are private communications between the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry and the Eurasian Socialist Republic. These are the options to which the Shazbotdom Empire and its corrupt and violent rules often resort to, only putting further emphasis on formerly private communication to the ESR.

We await your apology.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
Why would we appologize for being able to look at a message that is not encrypted?

It is your inept ability to encrypt a message that made us able to see it. So I suggest that you upgrade your communication systems to be able to do high level encryption before you attempt to send another diplomatic communication on open channels.

Thus. We will not be appologizing for being able to read your un-encrypted message.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
Why would we appologize for being able to look at a message that is not encrypted?

It is your inept ability to encrypt a message that made us able to see it. So I suggest that you upgrade your communication systems to be able to do high level encryption before you attempt to send another diplomatic communication on open channels.

Thus. We will not be appologizing for being able to read your un-encrypted message.
OOC: are you one of those imbeciles that require a ZOMG OCC SECRET IC PLZ DONT READ message and then have it font size 1 and whited out so people have to scroll over it to read it?

"Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry to the Eurasian Socialist Republic"

I did not type: "Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry to the Eurasian Socialist Republic TO BE READ BY OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CLUTTER THE THREAD WITH POINTLESS POSTS ABOUT THEM GETTING THEIR PANTIES IN A WAD"

thank you.

OOC: are you one of those imbeciles that require a ZOMG OCC SECRET IC PLZ DONT READ message and then have it font size 1 and whited out so people have to scroll over it to read it?

"Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry to the Eurasian Socialist Republic"

I did not type: "Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry to the Eurasian Socialist Republic TO BE READ BY OTHER PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CLUTTER THE THREAD WITH POINTLESS POSTS ABOUT THEM GETTING THEIR PANTIES IN A WAD"

thank you.

OOC:
No. But normally people put "Encrypted" in the message header if they don't want anyone else to read it. If you look around you will see that almost everyone does it.

Heck. I do it too. So don't go throwing a fit because someone else will respond to a message thats not encrypted.

OOC:
No. But normally people put "Encrypted" in the message header if they don't want anyone else to read it. If you look around you will see that almost everyone does it.

Heck. I do it too. So don't go throwing a fit because someone else will respond to a message thats not encrypted.

mine was encrypted but i didnt put it in anything.

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Mr. Terrence of Shazbotdom,

The Eurasian Socialist Republics is not the one with warped leadership. Your views of communism, of the Manifesto, of our forefathers wishes show that you have succumbed to the capitalist pigs that infiltrate this world. You no longer stand as a communist, as the face of the worker, but have become but a sham, a spineless anmal begging the pigs to allow you to retain your place in this world.

If you really intend on making war with the Republics, do not believe that they will stand alone. The world would be a much better place cleansed of men like you, Mr. Terrence. I would prefer capitalist dogs to cowardly traitors such as you. You have betrayed the heart of communism, the very principle that made Marx's Manifesto work, the worldwide revolution of the worker. Congratulations, you have abandoned billions of your brothers and sisters to eternal servitude under the capitalists. The capitalists say the lowest level of hell is reserved for heretics, and thus I bid you: have fun with your chosen company.

The working class has never had an opportunity such that presents itself today, with a notable resurgence from nations such as Hallad, United Hogsweat, and the Eurasian Socialist Republics. Yet you wish to cower, hide in a corner, and urinate on yourself. Workers of this world, rejoice! Your salvation is at hand! The day draws nearer to a worldwide revolution. If you foolishly try to stop it, then you will find yourself as one of its victims as well. Workers, unite! Today we prepare to free our brothers and sisters tommorow from the capitalist pigs and the cowards! As Marx said, "Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communist Revolution." You tremble at the mere words of a true follower of Marx, may your leaders discover the full might of the body politic. Workingmen of all countries, unite!

Sincerely,
Comrade Aleksandr
Premier of The Baltic Confederation of Rasskazovo

OOC:
Hahaha. Most nations actually put "Encrypted" and you all are throwing a fit because he didn't and I responded in kind? Please. Get over it. He fudged up and he's not willing to admit it, just throw around insults at me.

I'm not going to apologize ICly, get over it.

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Official Message from The Armed Capitalist Republic of The Silver Sky


The Armed Capitalist Republic demands you apologize to The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry for your obviously blatant spying on their restricted government channels. One does not just happen across a restricted and encrypted channel, one must try to gain access to such a channel via various types of espionage. Now the whole world knows you will spy on anyone and are not to be trusted.

We reiterate our demand that you apologize to The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry for this act of spying, but we will also include this statement. Spying can be considered an act of war, if you continue with your refusal to apologize we will be forced to take military action against you, and your nation.

Also, you are not the only nation that can send messages where your government seal is bigger then the actual message, so give it a rest, we all know you're compensating for the length of you man tool [well, rather, its lack of length].

Good Day Sir,
President Kara Maddox

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State Department Communication
The Holy Reich of The Peoples Freedom also demands the apology of Shazbotdom for the blatant spying and hacking of Franberrian diplomatic communications. Apologize now, before we are forced to correct this transgression in conjunction with our allies in The Silver Sky and Franberry.

OOC: Aleksandra is a female name. -_-

IC:
Salutations leaders of the world,

I wish today to bring to light an action of open war against the Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics and the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry. Diplomatic communications between our two nations have been spied upon by elements of the Empire of Shazbotdom, itself steeling itself for open war over the bandying of words. They have spied, and, humorously, betrayed their intrigue by offering a reactionary response to what was said, with no direct communication to their nation.

The self-titled Empire is obviously frightened of us. They fear the change that a true communist society would bring down upon their "Empire." They fear us so much that they even spy on a Republic, generally considered to be the ideological opponent of Communist nations. This fear highlights the power true Marxism holds over the heads of its leaders.

As Marx said, our aims "can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions." Your ignorant, backwards nation represents these conditions and attempts continuosly to undermine the efforts of Eurasia as it seeks to spread the light of Communism to the workers of the world. You embrace the non-democracy of Questers, where only while landowning males may vote. You embrace the monarchy in Clandonia Prime. You stand against everything held within the Manifesto of the Communist Party.

Therefore, let it be known across the world that a state of war exists between the Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics and its allies and the Empire of Shazbotdom. As Kruchev said long ago, We will bury you. You will find no recourse against the forces of the glorious revolution. Your streets will run red with the blood of your cowardly leaders, who hide behind the millions of their industrialist empires rather than face true challenges head on. Your skies will become black with the fires of destruction, your people shall understand the folly of their government, and you shall fall. Workingmen of all countries, unite!

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

OOC EDIT: o__O there are lots of people now....
And EDIT EDIT: Shazbotdom, let's keep it all IC, aight? ;) You can refuse to apologize ICly all you want, but from appearances, it wouldn't be the best move.

[OOC: Not that I really want to get involved in this argument, but why would one bother addressing a message if it is then broadcast unencrypted in every direction? It just seems a little unlikely to me.]

The United Imperium of the Cohenias and Zykrania
Hail Cohenia!

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FROM THE OFFICE OF ADMIRAL OF THE FLEETS THE GREAT SODA POPINSKI

The United Imperium stands by her allies in The Silver Sky and in Franberry in demanding an apology to the Franberrians. Espionage on allies of the United Imperium disturbs Soda Popinski, and Soda Popinski is not easily disturbed. Clearly, the channel you so rudely went on was a private one to the Communist and the Franberrians. How did you get on this, by hacking? Stealing information? Spying is one of the dirtiest tricks one can do, and we Cohenians find it disgusting that former allies in Shazbotdom would stoop to such a level.

Unless an apology is given to the Franberrians, we will consider your espionage an act of war - similar to defecating on the Imperial Flag. One can simply state that Soda Popinski is now a Soda Madinski, and doing so I have put the air force on alert to perform an air strike on you and your twenty billion citizens. In doing so, Cohenia has put her fleet of B-22s on high alert.

OOC:
No. But normally people put "Encrypted" in the message header if they don't want anyone else to read it. If you look around you will see that almost everyone does it.

Heck. I do it too. So don't go throwing a fit because someone else will respond to a message thats not encrypted.

OOC: What a coincidence. I generally put "Open Declaration" or something of the like when my message is open and unencrypted. Franberry's message says nothing of the sort, and was addressed only to ESR, so I assume that you weren't meant to see it. ICly, you're at fault.

Official Statement from TSRT Government
"The things we go to war over...

Our comments can be summed up by the Italian(or is it French?) words: 'Oy Vey'.

As for the Communist cockroaches in the Erusian Socialist Republic. Let us make this clear, we do not like Communism... as a matter of fact, we hate it outright. You try anything funny in our nation, and we, to use one of your famous leaders own qoutes, will bury you.

Preferably with a bullet in the head..."
End Message

OOC: Aleksandra is a female name. -_-

IC:
Salutations leaders of the world,

I wish today to bring to light an action of open war against the Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics and the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry. Diplomatic communications between our two nations have been spied upon by elements of the Empire of Shazbotdom, itself steeling itself for open war over the bandying of words. They have spied, and, humorously, betrayed their intrigue by offering a reactionary response to what was said, with no direct communication to their nation.

The self-titled Empire is obviously frightened of us. They fear the change that a true communist society would bring down upon their "Empire." They fear us so much that they even spy on a Republic, generally considered to be the ideological opponent of Communist nations. This fear highlights the power true Marxism holds over the heads of its leaders.

As Marx said, our aims "can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions." Your ignorant, backwards nation represents these conditions and attempts continuosly to undermine the efforts of Eurasia as it seeks to spread the light of Communism to the workers of the world. You embrace the non-democracy of Questers, where only while landowning males may vote. You embrace the monarchy in Clandonia Prime. You stand against everything held within the Manifesto of the Communist Party.

Therefore, let it be known across the world that a state of war exists between the Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics and its allies and the Empire of Shazbotdom. As Kruchev said long ago, We will bury you. You will find no recourse against the forces of the glorious revolution. Your streets will run red with the blood of your cowardly leaders, who hide behind the millions of their industrialist empires rather than face true challenges head on. Your skies will become black with the fires of destruction, your people shall understand the folly of their government, and you shall fall. Workingmen of all countries, unite!

-Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics

OOC EDIT: o__O there are lots of people now.... wow....


Millions around North Calaveras cheered at the message of the ESR, Communist party member commented " This country has never been so patriotic, as the ESR has proven that we will not be walked on."

MESSAGE FROM THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF NORTH CALAVERAS TO THE ESR

We applaud that beutifal speech, it brings tears to the eyes of masses who have been maimed because of capatalism. Although we would advise a less aggressive approach as North Calaveras is thinking whether or not to have a military.

OOC:
No. But normally people put "Encrypted" in the message header if they don't want anyone else to read it. If you look around you will see that almost everyone does it.

Heck. I do it too. So don't go throwing a fit because someone else will respond to a message thats not encrypted.

OOC: Have you ever been to an embassy? Have you ever seen real-life diplomatic communications? You'll find that in the real world zomg countries don't message "the world and X nation in particular", but rather conduct most communication in a secret manner.

It said "Message from Franberry to ESR"

It did not say "Message from Franberry" (which would be okay to respond to as there is no specified recipient, or "Message to the world" (obviously fine to respond to)

And I do take back my comment about you being an imbecile, most sorry.

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Official Message from the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry
To those involved in the ESR situation.

The Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry would first of all like to thank the governments of The Armed Capitalist Republic of The Silver Sky, The Holy Reich of The Peoples Freedom, and The United Imperium of the Cohenias and Zykrania for their support in what is tantamount to an act of war by the Shazbotdom Empire. We will not back down from our position and we demand an apology, or the Shazbotdom Empire shall crumble like an ant mount pitted against an angry child.

Secondly, we applaud the Eurasian Socialist Republic in its declaration of war against the Shazbotdom Empire and wish them Godspeed in their noble enterprise.

Pip pip Huzzah!

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:p let's zip the war off to there to keep this thread for the "pact"

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OOC:

Reply to the message sent to my Empress.

IC:

Firstly, my title is "Empress," not "Ms." I worked very hard to earn my position in my nation's government, and my high office has been given to me willingly by my people.

Next, my nation respects the workers. If there is one thing all Romandeosians like, it is a person who is unafraid to work hard. What we do not like is people intent on imposing a system which most of us do not want on us, a system in which, regardless how hard you work, regardless how much you produce, you have only the exact same compensation as everybody else to look forward to in the end. Not much incentive there, and the system is prone to corruptions.

In any case, most Romandeosians, class aside, do not want communism. Enough said on that.

Regards,
HIM Taunja Lockeheart I of the IFSR

The Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics, quite some time after Gorbachova's address to the Communist world, received from South Asia a communique signed by the elected secretaries of a particular session of "The Commonwealth Final Soviet, The Island of Portmeirion, Burha Talab, Raipur, Chhattisgarhi Soviet State, Indian Soviet Commonwealth of Beth Gellert/Beddgelert" in which a nation of more than ten billion Geletian Celts, Bengalis, Tamils, Pashtun, and countless other peoples expressed in official terms their cautious interest in coming in from the cold, if that term can really be applied to the inhabitants of a nation that incorporates the tropics of Sri Lanka and the great Thar desert!

Beddgelen India (Beth Gellert is an Anglicisation of the Celtic form, Beddgelert, pronounced the same way, that often troubles foreign readers and speakers) adheres to the theories and teachings of one comrade Graeme Igo, author of the controversial work On Communism (link) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532748), practicing what it calls Soviet Democracy and Market-Simulation, and the capital, Raipur, maintains the official position that neither is Beth Gellert Marxist nor Marx the originator of Communist thought.

This posture has long alienated the Commonwealth from seemingly likely allies in the Communist world, and Raipur has shied away from treaties and multi-national obligations. Though Igovians, as practitioners and advocates of the Beddgelen Communism are known, pursue the ideal of World Revolution through an epic Final Conflict show-down with the Capitalists, they maintain Socialism in One Country while aggressively rejecting Bolshevism as, "derivative, and subversive of the revolutionary energy." (G.Igo)

The letter to the Eurasians indicates that the Indian Soviet Commonwealth (OOC: Covering RL India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and Sri Lanka, less the Andaman and Nicobar Islands) is interested in lending its weight to the proposed Corrante Pact, and hopes to send a delegation, but requires much in return. Raipur wants from the Pact a declaration of acceptance of the Igovian contention that while all Marxists may by Communists, not all Communists are Marxists, and also hopes to take a prominent role in the organisation so as to advocate for Igovian Soviet Communism on the world stage, after Soviet-sponsored revolutions in Zholatska and Zintharia were violently attacked not only by Bourgeois but also Marxist-Leninist elements.

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Official Communique to the Office of Aleksandra Gorbachova, Premier of the Federation of Eurasian Socialist Republics
CC: The Governments of Jaredcohenia, Murra, Shazbotdom, Romandeos, Franberry, Rassakazovo, North Calaveras, The Silver Sky, The People's Freedom, Red Tide, and Beddgelen India

Premier Gorbachova,
While we of the Unified Kostemetsian Republic wish you all the best in your support of socialist policies, we feel that you go too far. Your use of massive military force rather than peaceful discussion would quite probably aggravate and alienate those you seek to free.

Your eloquence is quite persuasive and we fully agree with your general aim - namely, that of giving more power to the people - but we strongly disagree with your proposed means of enacting it.

I would be most honoured to meet with you and discuss alternative solutions.

Sincerely yours,
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James Bovill
Kostemetsian General Secretary, Interim Foreign Affairs Minister, and First Minister of the Collective Kostemetsian State of Novus Ceti b