NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Sorry about the poor spelling, I'm trying to give the doctor a mad scientist accent

IC:

Dr Von Friechenstein: grrrveetins comrades in armzz. Ve are gazzered here on zis day to discuff my latest plan zat I propose to zeh South Lizasaurian government and zeh member of zeh Free Minds alliance. As vu may vell know ve are not I veapeat NOT called Free Minds Alliance for no veason! I present to you! The plan! *unveils board with tons of mathamatical equations, diagrams and an outline for a deprogramming ray* Yes comrades, I would like to initiate a the Broken Grasp project, zis marverlous machine shall deprogram zeh enemies drones, but unfortunately many bugs remain, I need *makes money gesture* some support in zis, you see to work out all zeh bugs I need time, resources, so I may test zis over and over till I get eet right! I need test subjects from the POW camps filled with cultists we have captured. I need to vix it so zat zeh machine vill deprogram extremists yet leave normal moderate folk and true believers alone. Vat say you?!

OOC: A little too far into the Sci-Fi realm for my tastes.

OOC: Sorry about the poor spelling, I'm trying to give the doctor a mad scientist accent

IC:

Dr Von Friechenstein: grrrveetins comrades in armzz. Ve are gazzered here on zis day to discuff my latest plan zat I propose to zeh South Lizasaurian government and zeh member of zeh Free Minds alliance. As vu may vell know ve are not I veapeat NOT called Free Minds Alliance for no veason! I present to you! The plan! *unveils board with tons of mathamatical equations, diagrams and an outline for a deprogramming ray* Yes comrades, I would like to initiate a the Broken Grasp project, zis marverlous machine shall deprogram zeh enemies drones, but unfortunately many bugs remain, I need *makes money gesture* some support in zis, you see to work out all zeh bugs I need time, resources, so I may test zis over and over till I get eet right! I need test subjects from the POW camps filled with cultists we have captured. I need to vix it so zat zeh machine vill deprogram extremists yet leave normal moderate folk and true believers alone. Vat say you?!

Beatusian Scientist: Do you know how to do math? Half of those equations don't even make sense. This project will never work, and that is the report I am giving to my superiors. Just because you people are German you think you can just pick up a piece of chalk and your all Einstein, well you aren't, you need a little thing called intelligence.
**Throws notebook on floor, and stomps out, slamming door behind him.**