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The United Armed Revolutionary Govenment of DoubleWideville Radio Transmission

DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 01:57
As commisioned by the legitimate government of DoubleWideville, the United Armed Revolutionary Government of DoubleWideville has taken control of local affairs untill The Invaders decide to negotiate in good faith with the legitimate government of DoubleWideville as represented by the Council, the Assembly and the Sanhedrin.
As a peace offering, we offer The Invaders safe passage for humanitarian aide to the stricken people of our Empire if they will stay outside of a ten mile radius of New Jerusalem.
If The Invaders agree to this, we request a halt be made, a white truce flag sent up to be spotted by the forward observers.
We will then allow the infirm, aged and very young to live New Jerusalem and to be given humanitarian aid by The Invaders.
The United Armed Revolutionary Government also is authorized, and in consultation has agreed that if this works out, we will be willing to extend safe passage and a cease fire.
To repeat: Halt your forward elements ten miles outside of New Jerusalem and put up a white truce flag for our forward observers to see if you agree. We will then allow a convoy of the old, infirm and very young to leave and get humanitarian aide from The Invaders.
German zerabithea
11-01-2008, 01:59
can i be the invaders?
Imperial isa
11-01-2008, 02:04
can i be the invaders?

ooc there a whole thread with who attacking why not go find it
Errikland
11-01-2008, 02:05
can i be the invaders?

OOC: Here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=547027) Oh, in the future, please use the "OOC" label for such comments, and please capitalize the first words of your sentences; these touches make matters far clearer and cleaner.
The Ryou Black Islands
11-01-2008, 02:06
As commisioned by the legitimate government of DoubleWideville, the United Armed Revolutionary Government of DoubleWideville has taken control of local affairs untill The Invaders decide to negotiate in good faith with the legitimate government of DoubleWideville as represented by the Council, the Assembly and the Sanhedrin.
As a peace offering, we offer The Invaders safe passage for humanitarian aide to the stricken people of our Empire if they will stay outside of a ten mile radius of New Jerusalem.
If The Invaders agree to this, we request a halt be made, a white truce flag sent up to be spotted by the forward observers.
We will then allow the infirm, aged and very young to live New Jerusalem and to be given humanitarian aid by The Invaders.
The United Armed Revolutionary Government also is authorized, and in consultation has agreed that if this works out, we will be willing to extend safe passage and a cease fire.
To repeat: Halt your forward elements ten miles outside of New Jerusalem and put up a white truce flag for our forward observers to see if you agree. We will then allow a convoy of the old, infirm and very young to leave and get humanitarian aide from The Invaders.

Declaration from Premeir Rei Nakagishima

By My Orders, The UARG is to be a Terrorist Group and all its member are to be SHOT ON SIGHT!
Errikland
11-01-2008, 03:34
OOC: Perhaps this should be reposted, or at least linked to, in the main thread. I'm not sure everyone knows of it. Or perhaps you already did and I somehow overlooked it, in which case I never posted this.
Shazbotdom
11-01-2008, 04:18
OOC:
Sorry for goin offtopic here. But Errikland, you might wanna change your Wiki link to the following till he gets it back up and running.

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/errikland.html
Orbath
11-01-2008, 04:39
Official Government Message

In response to this message, the government of Orbath will be dispatching two converted cargo ship and one medical ship to provide aid to the citizens of DoubleWideville. This fleet will remain in port locations only. As per regulations, a small contingent of soldiers will be armed, to defend the ships in the port if needed.

From one of the very few Naval ports in Orbath, the cargo ships and hospital ships set out, across the vast sea, in a journey that would land them at the main port in only a few days. Below deck, a battalion of well trained soldiers prepared, in case they would have to defend the ships.
South Lizasauria
11-01-2008, 04:47
A South Lizasaurian convoy of 3 rotary destoryers, one aircraft carrier and three frigates are en route to DoubleWideVille. Once they clear the minefield landed troops will be comprised of those well educated in the sciences, many will be INTEL agents who specialise in dealing with cultists and deprogramming. Many Chaplains have been informed of the situtation and have volunteered to give true Christian advice and spread the TRUE message and clear the fog of lies that the current regime masquerading as Christians have created.
Errikland
11-01-2008, 04:51
OOC:
Sorry for goin offtopic here. But Errikland, you might wanna change your Wiki link to the following till he gets it back up and running.

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/errikland.html

OOC: Thank you very much!
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 06:59
Declaration from Premeir Rei Nakagishima

By My Orders, The UARG is to be a Terrorist Group and all its member are to be SHOT ON SIGHT!

Transmission of the United Armed Revolutionary Government (The U.A.R.G)


"Concerning the immoral and demonic actions of The Invaders, the United Armed Revolutionary Government have taken hostage some members from the various ambushes we have inflicted on the demonsa, especially The Ryou Black Islands.
These hostages will be exchanged for P.O.W's, if the current Invader force hold position andd agree to a cease fire.
We give you 24 hours to either send a signal that you wish to save the life of your wounded comrades or wish them to die. If you agree, then you will spray paint a roadside sing outside of New Jericho, a small village 5 miles east of New Bethlaham with these words "Terms Agreed To. Willing to Receive Hostages." Once this is seen and word is given to the various local cadres of the United Armed Revolutionary Government, a location will be radioed to where the hostages are.
If the invading governments will not do so, we will execute these war criminals via beheading. This will be confirmed by videotape, which you will receive.
We currently hold about 35 war criminals. They are guilty of immorality, brutality, desseminating heretical ideas and also of transporting illegal substances on the sacred soil of DoubleWideville. The war criminals will be beheaded if you don't agree, and the heads mailed to the families of the soldiers along with a videotape of their execution.
They were gracious enough to supply this information. Either comply or tell the families to watch for a large box holding the mouldering head of their son or daughter. Plus a nice videotape to share the moment.
All Invaders here are war criminals. As such, we will execute these war criminals and mail the heads. If the Invader forces wish for civility, now is the time for them to act in good faith"
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 07:06
Official Government Message

In response to this message, the government of Orbath will be dispatching two converted cargo ship and one medical ship to provide aid to the citizens of DoubleWideville. This fleet will remain in port locations only. As per regulations, a small contingent of soldiers will be armed, to defend the ships in the port if needed.

From one of the very few Naval ports in Orbath, the cargo ships and hospital ships set out, across the vast sea, in a journey that would land them at the main port in only a few days. Below deck, a battalion of well trained soldiers prepared, in case they would have to defend the ships.

TRANSMISSION FROM NEW JUDEA PROVINCE

"because of the kind and benelovent actions of the Orbath government, we grant amnesty to all Orbath soldiers, citizens and immigrants.
We hereby grant immunity from attack to these ships, on pain of death by beheading, and will liason with local Churches to dispense the material. No representative from the New Judean militia of the United Armed
Revolutionary Government will meet with Orbathian ships for obvious reasons.
We wish the brutal Invaders to learn a lesson from the righteous Orbathians. Kindness is met with mercy, whereas wickedness with death. May our Lord and Master Jesus Christ bless you, the Orbathian government and bless you in the Kingdom."
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 07:12
A South Lizasaurian convoy of 3 rotary destoryers, one aircraft carrier and three frigates are en route to DoubleWideVille. Once they clear the minefield landed troops will be comprised of those well educated in the sciences, many will be INTEL agents who specialise in dealing with cultists and deprogramming. Many Chaplains have been informed of the situtation and have volunteered to give true Christian advice and spread the TRUE message and clear the fog of lies that the current regime masquerading as Christians have created.

TRANSMISSION FROM THE NEW JUDEAN PROVINCE U.A.R.G

"We call on all loyal Baptists to respect the Christian chaplains, as long as they do not attempt to spread wordly lies. Through consultation, it has been agreed by all local units of the United Armed Revolutionary Government to offer amnesty to our Christian brothers and sisters that are clergy.
Do not harm these brothers unless they try to harm you. This does not go to the soldiers, however. All Invader soldiers are war criminals and are to be executed for desecrating our holy soil, blasphemy of our religion, gross immorality, bringing illegal substances here and for spreading filth, heresy and lies.
The punishment is death by beheading. Please make an effort to return the heads and videotapes of their trials and executions to the Invader forces. We want the families to receive, at the least, the decapitated heads of theri sons and daughters."
The Ryou Black Islands
11-01-2008, 07:47
To The Terrorists of The U.A.R.G
From: Grand General Asuka

You lie, none of our Ryou Troops have been captured by your stinking terrorists. You are Cowards and will be sent to hell.

Ryou Soldiers will kill them selves before they ever get captured.

May Umi no Kami, Goddess of the Sea send her Sharks to slay your leaders, may you die when the Sea Goddess her self comes and destroys your terrorists with her waves.

You have 24 hours to give up or your Capital will be burnt to the Ground.
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 08:01
To The Terrorists of The U.A.R.G
From: Grand General Asuka

You lie, none of our Ryou Troops have been captured by your stinking terrorists. You are Cowards and will be sent to hell.

Ryou Soldiers will kill them selves before they ever get captured.

May Umi no Kami, Goddess of the Sea send her Sharks to slay your leaders, may you die when the Sea Goddess her self comes and destroys your terrorists with her waves.

You have 24 hours to give up or your Capital will be burnt to the Ground.


TRANSMISSION FROM THE UNITED ARMED REVOLUTIONARY GOVERNMENT

"Local forces of New Jerusalem are to hold there position and to continue evacuating those Ryou troops who were too wounded to commit suicide. We order that the soldiers be evacuated and that the New Jerusalem Citizen Militia holds their position
Further, we order that the bodies of all dead be boobytrapped with explosives.This includes DoubleWidevillian dead. We also order that all food and supplies be loaded on the trucks leaving. These trucks will hold the wounded evacuated Ryou soldiers.
These Ryou soldiers caught and too wounded to kill themselves are to be kept for trial and execution. All transports leaving the city are ordered to hold Invader wounded. Therefore if they are attacked, unfortunately their wounded will die.
The militias are ordered to fight from house to house and street to street. All byways are to be boobytrapped, all electrical, water and builkdings ignited and blown up as forces retreat in an orderly manner.
Be sure to give time for local Jesus Youth corps to place IED's and mines as the Militias retreat from the city.
Mine the large New Jerusalem damn that holds the New Jericho river. When all are out, blow it up.
We salute all who will die in the coming battle. Remember to boobytrap all bodies and have IED's and mines placed behind you as you retreat. Goodluck and Godspeed"
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 08:04
To The Terrorists of The U.A.R.G
From: Grand General Asuka

You lie, none of our Ryou Troops have been captured by your stinking terrorists. You are Cowards and will be sent to hell.

Ryou Soldiers will kill them selves before they ever get captured.

May Umi no Kami, Goddess of the Sea send her Sharks to slay your leaders, may you die when the Sea Goddess her self comes and destroys your terrorists with her waves.

You have 24 hours to give up or your Capital will be burnt to the Ground.
TRANSMISSION FROM THE NEW JERUSALEM MILITIA OF THE U.A.R.G

"We have some heads as presents for you. Oh, and some tasty videotapes. Thanks for playing. As for Hell, we may go there but you first"
Greal
11-01-2008, 08:12
Official Greal Statement

The Imperial Dictatorship of Greal will also blast your capital into the ground unless you surrender within 24 hours.

Remember, none of our troops, civilians are in your nation, not even a Greal animal.

signed,
Greal Minister of Defense
Jason Park
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 08:28
Official Greal Statement

The Imperial Dictatorship of Greal will also blast your capital into the ground unless you surrender within 24 hours.

Remember, none of our troops, civilians are in your nation, not even a Greal animal.

signed,
Greal Minister of Defense
Jason Park

RESPONSE:

You may have no respect forour lives, but if you do so, you will kill Ryou troops.
We have therefore commanded that half of the wounded Ryou troops be kept in the capital, to die along with us.
Perhaops Ryou won;t mind you killing their soldiers; perhaps the other Invaders, whom too will die along with us won't mind.
Perhaps now is the time to break out the biologicals..Oh yes, we have them.
Orbath
11-01-2008, 08:29
Hoping the minefield would have been cleared by now, the ships sat, far enough away, waiting until some foreign power cleared it. While waiting, a total of 6 C-130 aircraft, carrying medical personel, food, water and their escort soldiers took off. Fearing the airfield to be abandoned, or radio communications deployed, the aircraft had been painted white, to signify that they were here for peace. The airrcaft bumped down the runway, touching down safely. The defense element, a battalion of soldiers secured the airfield, then the terminal, which was to be used as an aid station. As civilians began to show, they were ushed into a long line. Those needing food and water would recieve it. Those needing medical attention would be ushed into respective rooms, to be treated. As per regulations, DoueWideville soldiers wishiong to surrender could also recieve aid or medical care, so long as they turned over their weapons, papers and uniforms.
Greal
11-01-2008, 08:35
RESPONSE:

You may have no respect forour lives, but if you do so, you will kill Ryou troops.
We have therefore commanded that half of the wounded Ryou troops be kept in the capital, to die along with us.
Perhaops Ryou won;t mind you killing their soldiers; perhaps the other Invaders, whom too will die along with us won't mind.
Perhaps now is the time to break out the biologicals..Oh yes, we have them.

Official Greal Statement

If your nation does use Chemical or Biological Weapons in this war, I will assure you it will be the last thing your nation will ever do. Thousands of Nuclear weapons are aiming at your nation, the nuclear weapons will blast your country the moment you use Chemical or Biological Weapons or Nuclear weapons.

Remember, you are a small country in this world.

signed,
Greal Minister of Defense
Jason Park
DoubleWideville
11-01-2008, 08:48
Official Greal Statement

If your nation does use Chemical or Biological Weapons in this war, I will assure you it will be the last thing your nation will ever do. Thousands of Nuclear weapons are aiming at your nation, the nuclear weapons will blast your country the moment you use Chemical or Biological Weapons or Nuclear weapons.

Remember, you are a small country in this world.

signed,
Greal Minister of Defense
Jason Park

ANSWER: We still will hold Ryou troops we have captured there. And oh, if we get any of your airmen they'll join the Ryou.
Plus, we intend to take some with us. Please have nice refrigerated boxes to preserve the heads we will be returning you. Thanks!
Greal
11-01-2008, 08:51
ANSWER: We still will hold Ryou troops we have captured there. And oh, if we get any of your airmen they'll join the Ryou.
Plus, we intend to take some with us. Please have nice refrigerated boxes to preserve the heads we will be returning you. Thanks!

Official Greal Statement

We do not have to worry about that. Our airmen will be blowing themselves up the moment they are captured.


signed,
Greal Minister of Defense
Jason Park
The Ryou Black Islands
11-01-2008, 16:55
Ryou people's News

Terrorist Claims FAUSE!

It has been Reported that the claims of the Terrorist Group known as "The United Armed Revolutionary Government" that they have captured Ryou Troops is totaly Fause and the People on the so called tapes are not Ryou.

"They are not even Ryou," said Niasi Jojo, Anthroplogist. "They are not of the Oriental look of the Ryous, in fact, one of the 'Ryou' they captured is still at The Base and She is a neko, NOT a Human."

The Ryou Army has stated that The claims of Capture are total lies. "The enemy tried getting the Bodies of The Dead." said Colonel Naya Mewsyu, "But the bakas were killed when The Helicopters blasted them to bits."
Nova Pictavia
11-01-2008, 17:02
Ryou people's News

Terrorist Claims FAUSE!

It has been Reported that the claims of the Terrorist Group known as "The United Armed Revolutionary Government" that they have captured Ryou Troops is totaly Fause and the People on the so called tapes are not Ryou.

"They are not even Ryou," said Niasi Jojo, Anthroplogist. "They are not of the Oriental look of the Ryous, in fact, one of the 'Ryou' they captured is still at The Base and She is a neko, NOT a Human."

The Ryou Army has stated that The claims of Capture are total lies. "The enemy tried getting the Bodies of The Dead." said Colonel Naya Mewsyu, "But the bakas were killed when The Helicopters blasted them to bits."

OOC: What the hell does "Fause" mean? I'm presuming you mean false, but the fact you've managed to write "Fause" makes me doubt that... I've read quite a few of your posts/threads and the grammar is less than great too. You could really do with proof reading your posts to add to help other nations take you more seriously, although I realize this has been said a billion times to you before. All the same, just some advice, not to be taken as a dig.