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N.N.N.N.N. interrupts this program for this important message from the Supreme Council.
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*Camera pans to a Military Parade, an upbeat military march plays out in the background*

As of 4:46pm in the afternoon, our ever glorious Emperors spirit has left this earth, to join with the immortal gods to rule over our glorious fatherland! We can only recieve greater fortune to have yet another spirit to look over our sacred land, and over us destined people of the gods! We give you a final salute dear Emperor Nicholas CCLXVII Masakaze Sawatsky

*Camera switches to a man in a dark grey military uniform, medals dangling from his chest, with a prominent kaiser mustache and a monocle. Standing upon a podium on a balcony of the Imperial Palace*

As has been law for the last 2800 years of our glorious nation, the highest ranking relative to the Sawatsky Throne shall inherit the throne. Thus, great Nicksyllvanians, we introduce our new Emperor, His Imperial Majesty Nicholas CCLXVIII Kitakaze Sawatsky, Emperor of the New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire, Archduke of Dragkon, Emperor of Callasia, King of Razgalth, direct desecendent of the gods themselves, and of the Divine Sawatsky linage. It has also been confirmed that the Supreme Council has voted unaminously to bestow the title Supreme Kommissariat Generalissmo of Chief Administritative Affairs, to our Dear Emperor. May his rule be Glorious, and may our Sacred Fatherland be Eternal! Our Emperor will now present himself and speak.

"People of the Fatherland, the past 50 years have been the most peaceful era in the history of our nation. This cannot be for the great warrior people of Nicksyllvania, who demands the glories of battles, and the opportunity to die a dignified death on the battlefield. Our expansions into grounds of the inferior foreigners have been minor with only 2 minor colonies added to our great divine land. This cannot continue if we are to unite the world under the arms of the true gods, and to civilize humanity from their inferior ways, and raise them into proper, strong, Nicksyllvanians! It is our duty as the chosen people of the gods, the fittest, most intelligent, and most cultured people of this world to educate the inferior savages of foreign lands! Namely the sick degenerate disease known as Communism, this incurable illness has spread at an accelerated rate throughout the globe and must be stopped before it consumes the last bit of dignity and honour left in mankind. Those whom follow false gods are another trouble, it is only fair to show them the true light, and spare them the agony of dying without a spirit, without hope. It is task that is most daunting, but it is our duty as Nicksyllvanians to carry upon this sacred duty upon our backs, for the sake of mankind! Duty is weightier then a mountain, death is lighter then a feather, these words have been ingrained into my mind through my service in the military and are surely ingrained in the minds of all Nicksyllvanians, our sacrifice will ensure that mankind will continue upon its rightful path of superioty and supremacy in the mortal world! And Thus Brave Soldiers of Justice, prepare for glorious combat! Hail Nicksyllvania, Hail our Sacred Fatherland, Hail Humanity, Hail Victory!"

*The croud roars with cheers, flags wave in the the hands of every citizen below. The Camera pans back to the military parade, the tanks have begun to roll down the street*

It is indeed a glorious day for our Empire, to have an Emperor with such compassion and ambition! To seek greatness not only for our fatherland, but for the entire world! Surely this is only the first blessing the Spirit of our deceased Emperor has given us, and given to the world. We will now return you to your normal program, Hail Nicksyllvania, may the Empire be eternal!

News from the New Nicksyllvanian National News Network

The parliamentary election results have been turned in. For the first time in History, the Imperial Socialist Party has lost it strong majority to the new "Sons of the Fatherland Pact", a merger of the Social Nationalist Party and the Imperial Party. The party has proclaimed that it's goals and policies are to assist and forfil the wishes of His Imperial Majesty, namely his monumental goal that he has set in his inheritance speech.

It has also been confirmed that 3 members of the Supreme Council, Duke Alfred von Takagi, Lord Bernard Uckeldrober, and Lord Gordan Schickelhalt, staunch conservative followers of the Imperial Socialist Party has resigned, the Supreme Kommissariat Generallissmo, Nicholas CCLXVIII Kitakaze Sawatsky has hereby announced the replacements, Duke Hartmann von Traugott, Lord Toshiro Sendelschwunter, and Prince Sigwald Sawatsky, all from the new Fatherland Pact.

Along with the announcement of the addition to the Supreme Council, the Supreme Kommissariat Generallissmo has issued his first directive, the full pacification of the Colony of Mo Quia, as shown in the following clip.

"It has long been known that Mo Quia has never been a proper Colony, its people are simple savages, barbaric to the utter core. They are immune to the light of civilization as they worship their false god and mutilate their bodies in a similiarily barbaric manner. However it is also known that our Great Empire does not have a complete hold over the entire island chain, having only full control over several dozen of the most major cities, and the richest oil fields, but over 90% of the land remain in anarchy, with only a slight semblance of a government by some shamanistic theocracy. These savages have made frequent attacks upon Nicksyllvanian bases and oil derricks over the previous 70 years of the aquisition of the Island Chain. This can no longer be tolerated, as of such I call forth the mobilization of 3 Army Groups to pacify the Mo Quian Island Chain, to put an end to their terrorist activities and their mad cult. Effective immediately."

It has been confirmed that 3 Army Groups are setting out to Mo Quia, to make our Forces in the Island Chain amount to a Grand three and a half million. We wish the best to our Brave Men fighting those Savage Sand Niggers. Hail Nicksyllvania, may the Empire be Eternal.

Exclusive News of the Mo Quian Pacification

Our brave troops have been liberating Mo Quian Lands at a lightning pace! Already 20% of the land has been placed under righteous Nicksyllvanian control. While the savages have been attempting to resist the invasion, they stand no match for the strength and determination of a Nicksyllvanian. Not a single man has been killed by the enemy while it is estimated 40,000 Terrorists have been cleansed, with millions liberated and brought under the glorious light of civilization. We can only hope their barbaric ways wash away from the cleansing and that their children may grow up to be proper civilized colonials for the people desceded from the gods themselves, the overman of humanity, Nicksyllvanians.
Grand Marshal Manual von Richtovsky has announced that the operation shall be complete within the month, and that Imperial State Corporation has already set out numerous geologists to search for additional oil vains. Economists have estimated that fuel prices may drop by an astonishing 30% if geologist estiates of oil reserves in Mo Quia are correct. So do not forget great Nicksyllvanians to show your support, fly the colours from your door, and keep productive for the glory of the Empire. Hail Nicksyllvania, may the Empire be Eternal.

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"Halt! This is a raid!" The door crashed crashed down as an Imperial Nicksyllvanian Soldiers kicked it. The bewildered Mo Quians looked blank eyed as he leveled his gun and fired at the nearest occupant, an elderly man, before rushing in along with 11 others, bayonets fixed.
"Die you Terrorist bastards!" yelled the first soldier as he pluged his bayonet into a young boy, while another smashed his rifle butt into the boys face. 2 other Mo Quians found themselves impaled by the soldiers. The last Mo Quin man looked stunned, before running, grabbing a knife from what appeared to be a kitchen, and yelled "Ahkaba Du Ramah Bella Nikusulava dugada! Sevolt! Sevolt!"
"Confirmation that this terrorist cell is armed, shoot him!"
8 cracks rang out, and 8 8.1mm rounds tore through the man, leaving nothing but a bloody mess.
"Private Schimmwasser, Yamaguchi, Kato, Kirsch, go check upstairs. Shoot anyone armed on sight!"
"Sir, Yes Sir!"
Minutes later a single shot rang out, the soldiers returned dragging down 5 girls, in what appeared to be in their early teens.
"Sir, we have captured these terrorists, one man was found to be armed upstairs and was disposed off. These girls appear to be unarmed and were found hiding under a bed."
"Strip them, they may be hiding weapons, after that we can have some fun with these "prostitutes". Dibs on that one, Officers get first choice."

Mo Quian, Mo Quian Island Chain:

Holly Short peered out of her small room looking over the street where the New Nicksyllvanian Armoured Column had arrived and its soldiers had begun attacking and massacring the local unarmed Mo Quian population every now and again she would take a picture of the New Nicksyllvanian Military brutally killing men and children whilst it carted off the local women to act as what she had heard one New Nicksyllvanian Officer refer to as "prostitutes" as she continued to to take photos on her specially designed OBSAT Spy Camera she would every now and again stop and look at her Laptop which showed CCTV Images of every entrance into her Apartments building a slender E-57 Service Pistol loaded lay next to the Sony Vario Laptop Computer officially to the New Nicksyllvanian Government and to the local Mo Quain Holly Short was actually Katie Andrews a Pan-Arab Barronian Citizen on holiday to the Island Chain shortly before it was invaded in actual fact Holly Short was a Vetakan Intelligence Operative of the Vetakan Security and Intelligence Services (VSIS) Hostile Political Intelligence Unit (HPIU) codenamed "Omega Unit" the HIPU was tasked with monitoring Vetaka's enemy's or nations VSIS had identified as being possible threats to the Tribal Chiefdom.

Thankfully and as a show of Vetaka's good standing in the world HIPU's workload was extremely low consisting of just New Nicksyllvania and one other nation. New Nicksyllvania had been on the HIPU's watch list for years ever since the Allies and New Nicksyllvania had been at war over Zanski, since the end of Combat Operations with the Nicks HIPU had been monitoring Nick Activity around the world as a result when it was discovered the Nicks would be bringing the suppoesed Lawless Mo Quian Region to order as ever a HIPU Intelligence Operative was dispatched to monitor and observe Nick Operations besides Holly Short, two other Intelligence Operatives where monitoring the Nick Brutal Operation and these where just the field operatives, high up in the dark and cold dominion of Space Vetakan Spy Satellites of the OBSAT Network where orbiting and providing real time coverage and commentary to a Operations Room full of Intelligence Officers somewhere in Vetaka and to say the Vetakans where sickened was an understatement they where horrified at the reported treatment of the Mo Quain by the Nicks.

Hollys Barronian papers where tucked in her jacket pocket just in case she was raided she could at least show authentic diplomatic papers so that it might starve off the desire of the nicks to rape her. Holly relished her current feeling of fear and paranoia it was why she had accepted the job in HIPU and hell it was why she had crossed the void of Military Commando to Intelligence Operative she took a few more pictures of the nicks searching and sexually assaulting women before turning to her Vario Laptop and hitting a few buttons the machine buzzed before promptly showing in a Command Prompt Requested:

"Orders Requested Standby"

Around 10 minutes past by before the machine buzzed this time showing:

"Deep Penetrative Standown. Mission Complete. Exit Operations Zone as planned"

Holly made a slight chuckle like sigh she had only been on this mission for 2 days and it was already complete per her orders from VSIS General Headquarters in New Theeb. She hit a few more buttons and the Laptop buzzed again:

"Mission Confirmed Completed. Deep Penetrative Standown Completed. System Restart"

With that the Vario Laptop, the HP Digital Camera and the XDAIIIX Handheld Mobile Data Device all suddenly died and restarted the Vario was now wiped of its VSIS Operations Management Software as was the Camera and the Phone if Holly was raided they would just find one scared tourist, If the Nicks took her Laptop apart they would find nothing incriminating on the hardrive and nothing unusual within the various peices of technology.

With this done Holly smiled and picked up a book entitled "The Lord of the Rings" and proceeded to become engrossed in the Novel.

Vetakan Defence Force High Command, Operations Room 1, New Theeb, Vetaka, Continentia:

"And They say we are Savages and Uncivilised" spat an Intelligence Officer whom was leaned over recently taken Photographs of New Nick Troops terrorizing the Mo Quain Populace.

"I hope the Chiefdom and the Parceltongue rally the Federation to intervene this is just sick" replied another.

The Reinforced Blast Doors slid open and a man entered like them he wore a smartly pressed Uniform of the Vetakan Military but unlike them he wore a hat the various men and women suddenly stopped and stood to attention for this was Jonathon Stone Supreme Operational Commander of the Vetakan Defence Forces, Warrior of the Chief of the White Phoenix Tribal Army and fourth in line to the throne of the White Phoenix Chiefdom. With the room at attention a the Watch Officer saluted and spoke:

"Supreme Commander on the Floor"

Stone returned the Salute and replied to the room:

"At Ease, Continue your duties"

With that the room continued as normal Stone turned to the Watch Officer and smiled:

"Good Night? Report?"

The Watch Officer yawned before continuing:

"Sorry Sir I am not as spring a chicken as I use to be, The night was uneventful really until around 20 minutes ago the Nicks have begun what I can only describe as horrific actions within the Mo Quain Intelligence in Orbit and the Ground is painting an almost Genocidal Pictures we have a report readied for around 09:30 but I can tell you now Sir the evidence gathered will demand but only one course of action........

The Watch Officer paused and sipped some water

..... Intervention of some level. Besides that the only thing to report is the VDFNS Valiant reports she is down an Engine for Repairs she will be inoperable for around 4 hours as of 09:00"

"Thank You, Dismissed get some sleep" replied Stone with a Salute

"Yes Sir" came the swift reply as the Night watch Officer left.

Encrypted Message To VDF HICOM From ADIA

Our long time enemies, the Nicksyllvanians, have a new Emperor which we are sure you are aware of. They are also putting down a rebellion in some colony of theirs. Just wondering if you have any intel on this situation since intelligence on NN has always been the responsibility of Vetaka. Please respond ASAP.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM TSRT GOVERNMENT
"The Totalitarian State of Red Tide offers its condolences on the death of the previous Emporer of New Nicksyllvania. However, we also offer our congratulations to the 'Sons of the Fatherland Pact' on winning the recent parliamentary elections. As such, we are highly interested in developing stronger relations with The Ever Glorious Fatherland of New Nicksyllvania, in addition to initiating trade treaties and a possible embassy exchange."
End Statement

Encrypted Level 9 Message

The following material is considered Classified and is not suitable for public sources when recieved the message should be deleted and the relavent information stored by the Recievers Security Protocal:

To: The Intelligence Agency of all United Federation of Allied Nation Members
From: Mr C, Command Directive of Vetakan Security and Intelligence Service

Subject: New Nicksyllvanian Actions within the Mo Quain Island Region

Further to the Intelligence forwarded to all Allied Intelligence Agencies regarding the recent political changes within the nation of New Nicksyllvania it has become clear the political change was the catalyst for military operations within the New Nicksyllvanian Colony of Mo Quain.

Vetakan Security and Intelligence Service Intelligence Assets can confirm large amounts of New Nick Military Power is now deployed in what can only be defined "Genocidal and Tyrannical" operations against the local populace.

VSIS can confirm a total of 3 Nick Army groups have been deployed with total forces now deployed in Mo Quain coming to a minimum of 3 Million Combat Personal. The documents attached to this message show evidence of the current Nick Operations.

Attachment 1: Satellite Video of Nick Naval Assets
Attachment 2: Satellite Still of Nick Ground Forces on operations across Mo Quain
Attachment 3: Photographs of Nick Oppression on the ground against Mo Quain Populace (Classified Source)
Attachment 4: Video Clips of Nick Oppression and Illegal Military Raids
Attachment 5: Satellite Video of Mo Quain Populace been held in Holding Camps
Attachment 6: In depth Intelligence Report and Analysis of above Attachments.

The Vetakan Government is extremely concerned for the local populace and as per its International Obligations will do what it can and Act accordingly for further information regarding potential action please contact the Foreign Affairs Directive or the Tribal Council.

Reply to the The Totalitarian State of Red Tide's Government
We thank you for your condolences on the behalf of the deceased Emperor, although we see it not as illfortune for he shall continue his rule from the heavens.
While the new administration under the Fatherland Pact is wary of foreigners, we are sure to strongly consider improving relations with any peoples of pure blood, noble heritage, and strength. While we cannot offer embassies as we cannot allow even the most noble of foreigners to desecrate our sacred land, we are sure we can offer trade treaties and other instances of goodwill.

Sincerily, Kommissariat of Foreign Affairs, Lord Hansel Inoue

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Ongoing News of the Mo Quian Pacification

Our Brave Forces have been advancing steadily and enforcing law within the colony, although it has been discovered that the Mo Quians have finally organised a form of collective defence, they have been shattered with impunity by our superior forces. Attempted Guerrilla operations have been futile against watchful and alert Nicksyllvanians, and numerous terrorist cells have been discovered and destroyed in short order. The only problem so far is the sheer lack of challenge and glorious combat our men are seeking. While this is indeed discouraging, we at N.N.N.N.N. are confident that this operation is only a warm up for things to come, and our heroic warriors can rest assured that glory and honour awaits them! Hail Nicksyllvania, may the Empire be Eternal

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"See that?"
"See that, SIR" spat the sergeant, backhanding the private.
"A Thousand appologies Sergeant. See that sir?"
"See what Private?"
"There's someone with a camera up in that apartment, sir."
"Bullshit, these sandniggers don't even have telephones."
"Could be a tourist, a foreigner. Sir."
"Bullshit again private, Nicksyllvania doesn't allow damned foreigners to come into our lands for amusement."
"Well Mo Quia hasn't really been under our control, they could have set up some kind of tourist business, sir."
"Like anyone would want to come to this shit place, well that apartment is our next target anyways, turn off your safety, and prepare for the raid."
A breaching charge blew the door open, a stream of fire roared in from the opening, saturiating the room in flames. The Squad moved in, wearing their gasmasks to keep them from breathing in the oily smoke, as they bayonetted the charred bodies in the lobby.
"Corporal Matsuzaki, and Corporal Grant, take your fireteams and search the apartments upstairs. Shoot any man on site, capture all women and bring them down for questioning."
Promptly saluting, each Corporal led 5 men upstairs and systematically kicked down the doors in teams of 2.