Kulikovia
07-01-2008, 21:56
I take a step back to admire her. She was a testimate to American spirit and automobile technology. The dull gray 1991 Chevy Blazer was the ultimate road machine, capable of incredible feats of...stuff. There was some rusting on a quarter panel, the inside devoid of luxuries, just a built-in cassette player and radio. The AC didn't work too well and the front right passenger seat window tended to stick when it was being rolled up. It caused me alarm to see it come back up uneven and stop moving. I panicked and quickly attempted to correct the problem, which took some muscle, a pinch of long built-up anger, and determination.
"Dan, you know you'll probably either be arrested of killed by a hobo" my friend Frank says, not in a concerned tone, but as if he were reading off a script for the first time and didn't care if he got the part.
"Quite possibly, but at least the world will know my accomplishments" I scoff, "If I live, it will be a testimate to my will power to live and expose the truth"
"You're full of shit, I need a drink" Frank searches his pockets for a half empty pack of marlboros, selects one and lights it on fire, billows of smoke ascending into the air. "The Blazer won't make the trip, or at least all of it"
"You underestimate The Blazer. She is reliable and tough. At least my truck works" I add.
Franks white Chevy Corsica was impounded by the State Troopers two months ago when he abandoned it on Route 30 when the engine dropped out after he attempted to drag race with a known racer, Tony Kelso (a known asshole and adrenaline junkie). Before Frank abandoned his beloved car, he removed the license plate, all paperwork in his glove compartment, and scratched the VIN# beyond recognition. Also, he was high at the time and couldn't afford another drug charge.
"Shut it!" Frank snaps, nearly dropping his cigarette, "I'm going to laugh my ass off when I turn on the tv and see your charred out truck on CNN after you're chased by pissed-off hillbillies in West Virginia."
"I'm going to laugh when I turn on the local news and see you arrested for jumping bail for whatever future petty crime you committ" I retort, the comment stings him, causing him to fall silent. "Thats what I thought" I smile.
He just stands there and takes a long, awkward drag of his cigarette.
"Dan, you know you'll probably either be arrested of killed by a hobo" my friend Frank says, not in a concerned tone, but as if he were reading off a script for the first time and didn't care if he got the part.
"Quite possibly, but at least the world will know my accomplishments" I scoff, "If I live, it will be a testimate to my will power to live and expose the truth"
"You're full of shit, I need a drink" Frank searches his pockets for a half empty pack of marlboros, selects one and lights it on fire, billows of smoke ascending into the air. "The Blazer won't make the trip, or at least all of it"
"You underestimate The Blazer. She is reliable and tough. At least my truck works" I add.
Franks white Chevy Corsica was impounded by the State Troopers two months ago when he abandoned it on Route 30 when the engine dropped out after he attempted to drag race with a known racer, Tony Kelso (a known asshole and adrenaline junkie). Before Frank abandoned his beloved car, he removed the license plate, all paperwork in his glove compartment, and scratched the VIN# beyond recognition. Also, he was high at the time and couldn't afford another drug charge.
"Shut it!" Frank snaps, nearly dropping his cigarette, "I'm going to laugh my ass off when I turn on the tv and see your charred out truck on CNN after you're chased by pissed-off hillbillies in West Virginia."
"I'm going to laugh when I turn on the local news and see you arrested for jumping bail for whatever future petty crime you committ" I retort, the comment stings him, causing him to fall silent. "Thats what I thought" I smile.
He just stands there and takes a long, awkward drag of his cigarette.