NationStates Jolt Archive


Shit fucking blows up

Dontgonearthere
07-01-2008, 19:17
I just blew up the Moon for no real reason other than I felt like it. Enjoy your rain of debries.
Everybody on the planet is advised to carry an armor plated umbrella at all times when outside.
This is totaly not serious. Just me venting a little bit at II.
Thank you for your attention.
Crookfur
07-01-2008, 20:30
The Moon, being in actual fact a gaint space fortress of a long dead space empire, dodged...
Hurtful Thoughts
07-01-2008, 20:37
*Kicks missiles back on course and EMPs Moon base with dying Hurtian Satallite with a funny looking green dude living inside*
Nice one...
Moon goes Boom, Moon debris gets invaded by HOI due to its mineral wealth, interplanetary war follows.

War ended by an
Insanely Giant Non-Orbital Revolutionary Empire Cannon

The death toll is huge, Hataria disappears for the hundreth time, and everything gets patched up by the timely arrival of a Repairs Every-Thing CONtrol Unit
Xeraph
08-01-2008, 15:14
As I am a follower of the Cheese Theory, I have my wine and crackers ready......
Skgorria
08-01-2008, 15:20
The world laughed, as 'debries' is spelt 'debris', but then it died :(
Java-Minang
08-01-2008, 16:06
The dimension explorer just got home and-"What the hell?" They deploy their weapon and fire at anything who crack the moon to debrises...
Vojvodina-Nihon
08-01-2008, 17:35
I just blew up the Moon for no real reason other than I felt like it. Enjoy your rain of debries.
Everybody on the planet is advised to carry an armor plated umbrella at all times when outside.
This is totaly not serious. Just me venting a little bit at II.
Thank you for your attention.

That's no moon, that's .... a large piece of heavily cratered, mountainous, airless rock that hangs in the orbit of Earth and affects the tides!
Drvarska
08-01-2008, 18:06
Outside Polvovik Village

A farmer looks up at the sky and a large rock lands right next to his tractor. He looks at the rock and scratches his head.

"Not again.." he muttered and resumed to harvest the crops.
Greston
08-01-2008, 18:19
Outside Richardson Farm

Bob Richardson was eating his stale oatmeal while reading last month's newspaper when a gaint boulder hit the earth next to his favorite cow, Betsy. He goes out side smacks the boulder with his rolled up newspaper then scracthes his head and thinks. But he stops pondering as an identical boulder crushes him.
DC1
08-01-2008, 18:24
Unfortunately no on on Earth has that kind of technology, and even if one did I highly doubt the UN will allow it's use in this manner.

You will kill billions upon billions of people by doing this and risk sending this planet into Jupiter.
Skgorria
08-01-2008, 18:25
Unfortunately no on on Earth has that kind of technology, and even if one did I highly doubt the UN will allow it's use in this manner.

You will kill billions upon billions of people by doing this and risk sending this planet into Jupiter.

The UN is nothing, it has no power. I spit and laugh at the UN, and then stab a few vodoo dolls for lulz
DC1
08-01-2008, 18:26
Then how do we handle or deal w hostile or radical nations?

Do we not care about our humble planet?
Solar Communes
08-01-2008, 18:27
(OOC: This is a perfect IGNORE test thread, I'm sure it was written just for the LULZ)

the 350 kilometers long Kamikaze Enhanced WMD Load system deployed in the Incredibly Gigantic Non-manned Obliterating Relativistic Exploder mega-capital ship was entirely filled with antimatter and it flew so fast it start to go backwards in time until reaching back to the age of Modern Tech. It then was at a speed of 0.99999999999999999999999999...c when it impacted with The Republic of Earth planet, bypassing all its defenses as a retaliation for the destruction of Earth's moon, unleashing enough antimatter to annihilate the entire planet. The resulting blast of energy was so ridiculously immense that it reached the sun of the solar system as well, provoking its explosion which destroyed all other planets of that system.
Skgorria
08-01-2008, 18:29
Then how do we handle or deal w hostile or radical nations?

Do we not care about our humble planet?

Easy, you become one of the hostile nations and kick the s**t out of everyone else.

Then all the peace-loving nations turn hostile and attack you.

Then some other nations worry about the new hostile nations and attack them.

*sniff* It's just so magical
Greston
08-01-2008, 18:33
Unfortunately no on on Earth has that kind of technology, and even if one did I highly doubt the UN will allow it's use in this manner.

You will kill billions upon billions of people by doing this and risk sending this planet into Jupiter.

In my region I know a few people who hunt down the delegates that come to help decide about their ranking in the UN status reports.
DC1
08-01-2008, 18:35
Does it have to be this way? War only creates more war and what good does it cause when the same incident keeps on inciting incident after incident w/out anyone learning how to coexsist.

Any military craft entres my airspace we got the planet killing UltraMax Specialty Class A Red Hot warhead. Wussy nation we are not. Peaceful, most definately.
Dalnijrus
08-01-2008, 18:44
Then how do we handle or deal w hostile or radical nations?

Do we not care about our humble planet?

Not really no. :D
Otagia
08-01-2008, 18:54
Then how do we handle or deal w hostile or radical nations?

Do we not care about our humble planet?

Considering I adore chemical warfare with a passion normally reserved for fine wine, expensive cars, and Playboy Bunnies, no. No I do not.
Alversia
08-01-2008, 18:59
Do we not care about our humble planet?

Do you want an honest answer or a politicians answer?

If it is a politicians answer then I would say something quickly about CO2 before I start a long rant about how other countries are evil and I should be elected president.

If it is an honest answer, that's more simple:
NO
DC1
08-01-2008, 19:00
Continued nuclear or upgraded weapons constantly being used on Earth will eventually kill every living thing on the planet due to the prolonged exposure due to nuclear winter.

Is this what we want for our future?

The Kingdom of DC1 will be pushing this issue in the upcoming year very much. Expect a proposal before the year is out.
Skgorria
08-01-2008, 19:02
Continued nuclear or upgraded weapons constantly being used on Earth will eventually kill every living thing on the planet due to the prolonged exposure due to nuclear winter.

Is this what we want for our future?

The Kingdom of DC1 will be pushing this issue in the upcoming year very much. Expect a proposal before the year is out.

Expect no-one to care, forever
Mokastana
08-01-2008, 19:11
at the same time the moon explodes the Nation of Mokastana activates the emergency Planet evacuation System, encasing the nation in a giant dome and fires rockets off pulling it off of earth and escaping the fallout.
Greston
08-01-2008, 19:13
Continued nuclear or upgraded weapons constantly being used on Earth will eventually kill every living thing on the planet due to the prolonged exposure due to nuclear winter.

Is this what we want for our future?

The Kingdom of DC1 will be pushing this issue in the upcoming year very much. Expect a proposal before the year is out.

Please stop your damn ranting about the earth. Number one this thread is OOC and is a joke. Number two no one cares about the earthes future for most of us will be dead, god willing, or dieing. Number three NS has a bit of realism in it but other parts are extremely fake, nuclear warfare has no effect on the enviroment excluding the envirorment that it landed upon. No one does or cares to take that into consideration, you are the first to do so. So please, shut up.
Alversia
08-01-2008, 20:35
Please stop your damn ranting about the earth. Number one this thread is OOC and is a joke. Number two no one cares about the earthes future for most of us will be dead, god willing, or dieing. Number three NS has a bit of realism in it but other parts are extremely fake, nuclear warfare has no effect on the enviroment excluding the envirorment that it landed upon. No one does or cares to take that into consideration, you are the first to do so. So please, shut up.

:mp5: That told him :mp5:
Crookfur
08-01-2008, 21:58
*pokes Greston*

Isn't that just a tad bit harsh ;)


CD1: The simple fact of the amtter is that you are free to choose what you accept as actually happening and what isn't.

The NS moon has dodged attempts to destory it on numerous occasions, there shouldn't actually be any nations in the atlantic due to the numerous times bits of the canary islands have fallen into sea, and the NS world should be a glowing cinder with bugger all atmosphere.

But then that wouldn't leave much RP opertunities for anyone would it?

tryign to impose order and soem resemblence of sense on the NS world is frankly impsosible and even tryign will drive you mad.
Lunar Colony
08-01-2008, 22:32
The NS moon has dodged attempts to destory it on numerous occasions, there shouldn't actually be any nations in the atlantic due to the numerous times bits of the canary islands have fallen into sea, and the NS world should be a glowing cinder with bugger all atmosphere.



Whew, that's a relief! I don't care what you guys do to the NS world, but I hate it when you shoot rockets at the moon! :eek:
Greston
08-01-2008, 22:45
Ouchies why'd you poke me?!?!
Nova Nippon
08-01-2008, 22:57
I agree with Crookfurs initial post - moon dodges, and goes back to observing the silly people down below.
Crookfur
08-01-2008, 23:11
Ouchies why'd you poke me?!?!

Because i had a bad day at work? I don't know i just felt like it and can't be arsed invading anyone...
Greston
08-01-2008, 23:25
That's okay we all get pissed off and poke someone everyonce and a while.
Java-Minang
09-01-2008, 16:27
The president has just enter his room. He saw his room window, and some seconds later he doesn't only see, he watch. He watches the unending waves of meteor from the remnants of the moon, and suddenly a light from the sky appear, it looks like a blast from the Irfan Gradium Nots Oval Rocket Emperium
Abbriviated as I.G.N.O.R.E.

(Just ignoring this thread, not the player/nation)
Xeraph
09-01-2008, 17:07
Then how do we handle or deal w hostile or radical nations?

Do we not care about our humble planet?


Ya bomb the livin' shit outta them, that's how.
Xeraph
09-01-2008, 17:09
Does it have to be this way? War only creates more war and what good does it cause when the same incident keeps on inciting incident after incident w/out anyone learning how to coexsist.

Any military craft entres my airspace we got the planet killing UltraMax Specialty Class A Red Hot warhead. Wussy nation we are not. Peaceful, most definately.


Yes it has to be this way. Do unto others before they do unto you.
Xeraph
09-01-2008, 17:11
Continued nuclear or upgraded weapons constantly being used on Earth will eventually kill every living thing on the planet due to the prolonged exposure due to nuclear winter.

Is this what we want for our future?

The Kingdom of DC1 will be pushing this issue in the upcoming year very much. Expect a proposal before the year is out.



Oh, I don't know. Would you rather continue to live in Jersey City, or would you rather experience nuclear fission? Tough decision....I've been to Jersey City.
Dalnijrus
09-01-2008, 17:26
Nuclear winter is a debunked pile of rubbish.