NationStates Jolt Archive

Good evening, citizens, Believers and Hellbound!

As part of the national strategy of the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville, we have produced what is called "suitcase nukes". These are small, tactical weapons of mass destruction that is easily portable and able to be transported. The range opf destruction of the Ghemmorah Mini-Nuke is approximately one mile of direct damage.
This has been deployed to both the Siccari Special Forces Teams and other special forces, to be deployed in secret locations throughout the Empire and outside of the Empire.
The purpose of this is not to threaten nations, nor to wage war on them. The purpose is to let nations who might feel that they can bully us with threats against us, especially nations that support radical Islam, that these forces are deployed throughout the world.
Their orders have been given and they include this: 1) to not detonate the tac-nukes unless ordered to by the command of the Shield and Sword of the Lord or attacked by local security forces.
Many of you that took the "homoisexal element" out of DoubleWideville ALSO took elements of our paramilitary forces. They have set up sleeper cells in your natio0n that will remain inoperative, AS LONG as these nations do not make a move against the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville.
The Throne of David sends the nations of the world this message: We do not intend to let the Faith die from the forces of Secularism or Islam. We will not cease to exist, and we will not lie down and die while you spread your filtth and trash over the world.
A new day has dawned, and you the nations must deal with the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville as an equal, not as a nation of fanatical flunkys.
Do not attempt to attack us. Our forces are well entrenched, armed with tactical nukes and willing to sacrafice themselves for the glory of DoubleWideville and our God. If you do attack us, be warned that these weapons will be detonated and other catastrophes will befall you.
This new day has arrived, and you must come to grips with it. We do not seek war, but we will not be treated like a pariah nation of fanatics.

IN SUMMARY:

1) tac nukes are deployed in your areas DO NOT ATTACK the Special Force that have them or they will detonate.
2) Sleeper Cells have been established throughout your nations. Many of the so called "homosexuals" you took were operatives of ours. Established resistance cells are now, as we speak, in your nations.
3) These measures are meant to put us in a position to negotiate in strength. WE DO NOT SEEK WAR; However, we do seek to change policy throught Nationstate. We warn you of dire consequences should you attack our nation.
4) DO NOT ATTACK US: ANY ATTACK WILL CAUSE AN **IMMEDIATE** DETONATION OF SUITCASE NUKES IN DENSELY POPULATED CITIES. DO NOT ATTACK!

OOC: You're sersiously planting thousands of suitcase nukes in nations? I mean, if you somehow plant one for each city, getting through Aiport/Seaport/Whatever security, how are you going to plant them in the hundreds of nations that exist in NS? And how do you expect this to be considered nonwarfare?

Sorry if that sounded mean, it's hard to carry tone over text. Anyway, would you like it if some random nation said they had nukes planted in your nation, and say they weren't seeking war?

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Official Diplomatic Message of the Federal Republican Duchydom of Franberry


In retaliation to the actions of DoubleWideville, Franberry has installed a nuclear weapon inside the noses of said nation's citizens. We hope this will allow us to talk on an equal basis. We do not seek war and the nuclear devices are painted in International Red Cross colors.

All we seek is glorious and eternal peaceful brotherhood with the people of DoubleWideville. We would also like to inquire as to why you would suppose that we are "taking" homosexuals and not killing them outright via guillotine.

Official Message

I, Satan, Emperor of Hell, scoff and laugh at your pitiable and pitiful nation. While you deludedly seek the solace of God and that goody-two-shoes son of His, by blowing people up for His glory, you yourselves are already under attack! That is so: one in five of your citizens is actually one of my minions in clever disguise. Demons, goblins, vampires, ghouls, devils, imps, trolls, werewolves, zombies, hobgoblins, and all manner of other foul creatures walk among you in broad daylight, attired and disguised like men; and they perform abortions, tempt innocent men and women to homosexuality and fornication, hold pacifist rallies, kill and eat babies, and fill the minds of children with filth and immorality! The minions of Hell have penetrated your military forces, your mass media, even your government, up to the very highest echelons; now, O leaders of DoubleWideVille, beware! For you can trust nobody.

If you please, I'll take a moment now to perform for you a little piece I composed myself.

[Video shot of an elegant older gentleman in a cape and old-fashioned attire, sporting horns and a pointed tail; he takes out a fiddle and performs a piece some will recognise as Igor Stravinsky's Histoire du Soldat.]

Thank you, thank you. You've been a great audience, we'd like to take you home with us, we'd love to take you home. [On the word "love" the camera zooms in on Satan's face, displaying a mask of twisted evil so terrifying that all who see it go insane.] Anyway, see you.... in your nightmares! Muwahahaha, hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Signed,
Lucifer
Satan
The Devil
The Enemy
Lord of the Flies
Legion
The Wanderer
Anonymous
Ruler of Hell
The Fallen Angel
et cetera.

Official Statement

The Realm thanks DoubleWideville for providing the Strategic Command with a target. In the event of a nuclear detonation within the borders of the Realm or those of our allies, we shall henceforth assume the nuclear weapon in question to belong to DoubleWideville and retaliate in accordance to established practice and doctrine with an all-out strategic nuclear counterattack against all strategic targets within DoubleWideville.

[signed]
Strategic Command
Defense Ministry
The Realm of Cotland

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Open Declaration of the Dictorial Republic of Sumer

While we are quite sure that very few nations would have such weapons located within their borders due to the limited sheilding and thus highly visible radioactive aspect of the bombs themselves to be so portable, we do consider this declaration quite, inconsiderate.

Even though we did not accecpt your exiles, nor do we have any of your people within our borders, nor will we ever considering this situation, we do not take kindly to such threats. As such, and by the glory of the gods, the Dictorial Republic hereby states its open policy of non-discource with the supposed Empire of Doublewideville. We do not take threats of nuclear attacks on our population lightly, especially not threats from or based on religious persecution from foreigners. While we have no interest in armed combat with your nation you can rest assured that any potential nuclear move towards the Sumerian people by either your nation, agents claiming to be of your nation, or agents for whom we can not determine origin, we will consider Doublewideville the guilty party and respond accordingly so that neither us, nor any other state, need worry about future actions.

We consider this our first, and only, warning to the nation of Doublewideville, be careful where you step with the nuclear option, for it is not an option to be considered so lightly as you have been doing.

- Head of State, Dictator of Sumer, Priestess of Inanna,
Ridingir Kisikil Dumumiapuabiak Dumuaninatumak Urukak Leshbarkingdu Kalamak Ninuru

Signed: Kisikil Ninatuma

Official Communique

We feel it neccesary to undertake a preemptive strike, therefore the Strategic Air Command has deployed three bomber wings and are as we speak on the way to your nation, you may resist if you wish, but unless you surrender within the next ninety minutes, your nation will be wiped from existance.

The Choice is yours


As the message was sent the bombers were on teh way, escort fighters standing by to destroy any attempt to stop them, for they had to deliver the bombs, and the Texans to the enemy

To Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville

We sending Whats Left of your people back In Body bags try it again and we turn your nation into plate glass

From IMHQ

IC:

Alexander sighed as he finished yet another one of the many forms that littered his desk. This bureaucracy would be the death of him. Pulling the form from his typewriter, he placed it in the automatic letter-folding machine, before placing it in the accompanying envelope, hand-writing the address. Sticking it in the out-tray for posting later that day, he moved on to the next report, placing the previous one in the shredder.


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The Sovereign Kingdom of Bruxella
Official Response and Condemnation Form CF314-RN (Religious Nutjobs)
Addresed To:
The Holy Empire of DoubleWideville

In response to your recent (delete as appropriate):
Massacring of innocents / Messianic rebirth / Terrorist threat

The Sovereign Kingdom response is as follows (delete as appropriate):
Nuclear Strike / Snorts of laughter / Assassination of your leader / Summary seizure of your assets

Comments:
The Sovereign Kingdom will not be intimidated by threats of violence against its citizenry, in the name of any so-called deity or otherwise. Be hereby warned that your nation has been added to our ever-growing list of states sanctioning terrororism. As such, your assets are liable to seizure wherever they are found in Bruxellan territory.

Furthermore, the Bruxellan Government will be offering Letters of Marque authorising the taking as prizes of your shipping upon the high seas.



Signed:
Alexander DuBroit, Junior Assistant Undersecretary
Department of Formal Responses
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

As a relatively powerful, and almost entirely Atheist state, the Central State of Agrandov had a dossier concerning DoubleWideville the size of a small library. A select few pages of this dossier were in the hands of one Captain Michael Saxon, as his gloved fingers flipped through each page with a maximum amount of menace. Standard issue combat boots were up on the stainless steel desk; which was polished to a shine and reflected the white tiles of the small interrogation room. A masked soldier stood either side of him, both of them upright and cradling their new LR-12 assault rifles. The Captain glanced upwards at the slumped figure in front of him.

The figure was nameless, for now, as his passport had been identified as fake. He was also faceless, with a black canvas bag over his head that was secured tightly. The rest of the figure was clad in the rough clothing of a standard convict, although this was no prison. This was the Alkra City customs office, and the suspect in front of Cpt. Saxon had been caught trying to smuggle a small but potent nuclear weapon into Agrandov. There would be no trial, no formalities before the inevitable execution of the detainee. The suspect was visibly shaking, with a thin film of sweat covering his exposed arms.

"Detainee number 10771, you have been caught attempting to deliberately undermine the security of the Central State, with intention to cause extensive national damage and significant loss of life." recited the Captain. "What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Ungff!" came the muted response from the black bag, as the figure tried to stand. The restraints prevented this, and after half a minute of fruitless struggle the movement subsided.

Cpt. Saxon clicked his fingers, and one of the soldiers stepped forward and removed the black bag. A wild eyed man was exposed to the bright interrogation bulb, and he was gibbering incoherently.

"Nonononodon! Don! Don kill me pleaseno don't kill me!" he screamed loudly.

Cpt. Saxon clicked his fingers once more and the other soldier stepped forward, planting the butt of his LR-12 rifle square in the suspects mouth. A sick crack of teeth breaking echoed off the close walls as the detainee leant forward, eyes bulging, and coughed out several chunks of bloodied enamel onto the clean white floor.

A phone rang, and the Captain raised his hand. Understanding, one soldier picked up the phone off the wall mount and handed it to the Captain.

"Hello?"

"Hello, is that Captain Saxon in Cell 281?"

"Yes, it is."

"This is Corporal Wade from downstairs, the package your mate there had with him has been successfully defused. Pretty primitive device, if you ask me, Sir."

"Thankyou, Corporal. Anything that we should know?"

"Yes, Sir. Very high quality materials were used, this one is definitely government issue, Sir."

"Thanks again, Corporal. Goodbye."

The Captain passed the phone back to the soldier who put it back on the wall mount, and then proceeded to put the black bag over the suspects head once more. The Captain drew his pistol and placed it calmly on the desk, although it was unloaded, and removed a magazine from a pouch on his belt. Picking up the pistol again, he slid the magazine inside and smiled to himself at the satisfying sound it made. Holding the gun at waist height, far from the grabbing range of even an unrestrained suspect, he flicked the safety with his thumb and fired.

The round hit the detainee in the centre of the chest, as the force tipped the chair back and knocked the suspect over. On his back and writhing in pain, the detainee was still struggling hopelessly to escape.

"Pathetic." murmured the Captain.

He stood, arm outstretched, and fired a second round into the black bag. The movement stopped, save for the blood spreading outwards through the grooves in the white tiled floor. In mere minutes the body would be dragged off and disposed of, while the room was cleaned and made ready for anyone else foolish enough to repeat this man's crime.

Good evening, citizens, Believers and Hellbound!

As part of the national strategy of the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville, we have produced what is called "suitcase nukes". These are small, tactical weapons of mass destruction that is easily portable and able to be transported. The range opf destruction of the Ghemmorah Mini-Nuke is approximately one mile of direct damage.
This has been deployed to both the Siccari Special Forces Teams and other special forces, to be deployed in secret locations throughout the Empire and outside of the Empire.
The purpose of this is not to threaten nations, nor to wage war on them. The purpose is to let nations who might feel that they can bully us with threats against us, especially nations that support radical Islam, that these forces are deployed throughout the world.
Their orders have been given and they include this: 1) to not detonate the tac-nukes unless ordered to by the command of the Shield and Sword of the Lord or attacked by local security forces.
Many of you that took the "homoisexal element" out of DoubleWideville ALSO took elements of our paramilitary forces. They have set up sleeper cells in your natio0n that will remain inoperative, AS LONG as these nations do not make a move against the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville.
The Throne of David sends the nations of the world this message: We do not intend to let the Faith die from the forces of Secularism or Islam. We will not cease to exist, and we will not lie down and die while you spread your filtth and trash over the world.
A new day has dawned, and you the nations must deal with the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville as an equal, not as a nation of fanatical flunkys.
Do not attempt to attack us. Our forces are well entrenched, armed with tactical nukes and willing to sacrafice themselves for the glory of DoubleWideville and our God. If you do attack us, be warned that these weapons will be detonated and other catastrophes will befall you.
This new day has arrived, and you must come to grips with it. We do not seek war, but we will not be treated like a pariah nation of fanatics.

IN SUMMARY:

1) tac nukes are deployed in your areas DO NOT ATTACK the Special Force that have them or they will detonate.
2) Sleeper Cells have been established throughout your nations. Many of the so called "homosexuals" you took were operatives of ours. Established resistance cells are now, as we speak, in your nations.
3) These measures are meant to put us in a position to negotiate in strength. WE DO NOT SEEK WAR; However, we do seek to change policy throught Nationstate. We warn you of dire consequences should you attack our nation.
4) DO NOT ATTACK US: ANY ATTACK WILL CAUSE AN **IMMEDIATE** DETONATION OF SUITCASE NUKES IN DENSELY POPULATED CITIES. DO NOT ATTACK!

|Offical Faxanavian Communique|
As of 0900 hours this morning, the borders of the Grand Imperial Federation of Faxanavia have been close to citizens of DoubleWideville, and all citizens who currently reside within the Grand Imperial Federation have been or will be deported. Such open threats against the world will not be taken lightly. A trade embargo has been placed upon DoubleWideville, and any further military action will warrant a full invasion and arial assault. Do not cross us.

Respectfully yours,
Hephaestus Blackforge
Imperator

The Ryous had heard the Threat of the Nukeing of Cities by the DoubleWideville Terrorists and took the most Action ever.

First it started Booting out all DoubleWidevilleians from The Islands, Forceing them on to boats back to their Nation, even though all were attacked by a Mysterious Submarine Wolf Pack that torpedoed the ships.

The Zansyu-Ryou, the Ryou Secert Police were rooting enemy Terrorists out of every City, hunting them down and killing them, their heads being hung in all Cities of The Ryou Black Islands.

The Ryou Closed off The Boarders for any and all DoubleWidevilleians and declared a Embargo.

They were also planning a Invasion against the enemy nation, they wanted DoubleWideville Crushed and destroyed, never to threated anyone again.

The People's Congress of The Ryou Black Islands also to show the enemy that they will never win, Legalzied Gay and Lesbian Marrage in The Islands.

Good evening, citizens, Believers and Hellbound!

As part of the national strategy of the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville, we have produced what is called "suitcase nukes". These are small, tactical weapons of mass destruction that is easily portable and able to be transported. The range opf destruction of the Ghemmorah Mini-Nuke is approximately one mile of direct damage.
This has been deployed to both the Siccari Special Forces Teams and other special forces, to be deployed in secret locations throughout the Empire and outside of the Empire.
The purpose of this is not to threaten nations, nor to wage war on them. The purpose is to let nations who might feel that they can bully us with threats against us, especially nations that support radical Islam, that these forces are deployed throughout the world.
Their orders have been given and they include this: 1) to not detonate the tac-nukes unless ordered to by the command of the Shield and Sword of the Lord or attacked by local security forces.
Many of you that took the "homoisexal element" out of DoubleWideville ALSO took elements of our paramilitary forces. They have set up sleeper cells in your natio0n that will remain inoperative, AS LONG as these nations do not make a move against the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville.
The Throne of David sends the nations of the world this message: We do not intend to let the Faith die from the forces of Secularism or Islam. We will not cease to exist, and we will not lie down and die while you spread your filtth and trash over the world.
A new day has dawned, and you the nations must deal with the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville as an equal, not as a nation of fanatical flunkys.
Do not attempt to attack us. Our forces are well entrenched, armed with tactical nukes and willing to sacrafice themselves for the glory of DoubleWideville and our God. If you do attack us, be warned that these weapons will be detonated and other catastrophes will befall you.
This new day has arrived, and you must come to grips with it. We do not seek war, but we will not be treated like a pariah nation of fanatics.

IN SUMMARY:

1) tac nukes are deployed in your areas DO NOT ATTACK the Special Force that have them or they will detonate.
2) Sleeper Cells have been established throughout your nations. Many of the so called "homosexuals" you took were operatives of ours. Established resistance cells are now, as we speak, in your nations.
3) These measures are meant to put us in a position to negotiate in strength. WE DO NOT SEEK WAR; However, we do seek to change policy throught Nationstate. We warn you of dire consequences should you attack our nation.
4) DO NOT ATTACK US: ANY ATTACK WILL CAUSE AN **IMMEDIATE** DETONATION OF SUITCASE NUKES IN DENSELY POPULATED CITIES. DO NOT ATTACK!

To: The Crazy Religious Fundamentalists in Trailers

But...you are. Heehee. Has nobody told you that?

If your statements are true (we offer asylum to persecuted homosexuals and atheists, so we might have gotten one of these "nukes"), guess what: this isn't going to end peacefully. Even if you're lying through your teeth, this still isn't just going to pass us by.

If you wish to be treated as "equal," I recommend you do this: get in line, stop persecuting non-Christians, stop declaring crusades, and just stop with the nonsense in general. It helps.

We are putting all refugees from your nation within our borders under People's Security Bureau scrutiny. Your nationals are not allowed within our borders, and our nationals will not be allowed in yours. We are enforcing full sanctions on your nation, and encourage all other countries to do the same. And our military is going on alert. We encourage all other nations to take action against these fundamentalists. Who knows what might happen if we allow them to do as they like?

Presidente Tsuchii Miho, People's Republic of H-Town Tejas

To the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville,

We wish to make a small suggestion, not that we are implying that your plan is not a good one, for it is, nor are we trying to imply that you are wrong in your great crusade, for that is for you and you alone to decide, but still we will make this suggestion. Remember this is only that, a suggestion, and as so we are not trying to threaten you, or force you to do anything, if you ignore us, we will not attempt to force anything on you. We think that it would better serve God, to avoid the senseless murder of his inocent people, for all people, be them believers or not, are his people, and your declaration could result in the deaths of many of them. Also we feel that God would not wish you attempting to spread his religion by force, for a forced religion is nothing, you cannot force people to believe as you do, for God gave man free will, and man will do as he feels. What we think would better serve God, would be to attempt to convince people that God is the one true God, not through force, but through education, and discussion. Remember this is only a suggestion. Oh, the box that this envelope is attached to contains something of yours, and as such we chose to return it to you.

Signed,
Jim Lange,
President,
The Republic of the Beatus

Inside the box were many of they're suitcase bombs.

The Ryou Times

TERROR CELL CAPTURED IN SHAI!

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One of The DoubleWidevilleian Terrorists Captured in Shai.

Shai, The Ryou Black Islands

The Zansyu-Ryou (Ryou Shadow Cops) today have captured a Cell of DoubleWidevilleian Terrorists in Downtown Shai. This Comes as The Ryou People's Congress Passed a Law that Bans all Trade with the enemy Nation.

"The Terrorists Had a Suitcase Nuke with them," said Janzyu Ninbaka, Head of The Zansyu-Ryou, "They were Screaming that the Ryous will be Destroyed by their Fase God."

"This was a plan to Attack the Capital!" Screamed Senator Camilli Tong, "The Terrorists hate our Powerful nation and all others that do not bow before them."

Premeir Rei Nagakishima has called a Special Meeting of The People's Congress to vote on War with DoubleWideville.

CVS Headquarters, Skgorria City, Skgorria:

Colonel Kranz looked at the screen, and then down at the file on his desk, then back at the screen again. Then he sat back in his chair, and began to giggle.

Colonel Kranz's giggle is not a pleasant giggle. It is high-pitched, squeaky, and very sinister indeed. When Colonel Kranz giggles, bad things are going to happen.

Still giggling, he picked up his desk phone, and spoke rapidly into it...

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Megalopolis Primary, Imperial Strategic Rocket Force Command:

"They want us to what?"
"They want a major strategic nuclear strike launched against the capital city and main secondary cities as well as all major towns in ... ah ... DoubleWideville. Funny name. Anyway, they want it and they want it now."
"Well, if you ask me, Marshal, it's a bit risky..."
"Yes, I know, but I don't think that international opinion will mind very much."
"Oh well, shall I order up a strike plan?"
"Yes, do. Contact FASCES, the Space Force usually have good intel on these things."
"Sir."

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ZVO Headquarters, Megalopolis Primary, Atopiana:

"And that's the last of them?"
"As far as we're aware, Mr. Memedelija. The last few cracked under enhanced interrogation and we've got the location of all their tac-nukes."
"Excellent. Have the Wall Defence lot take them to the decommissioning bunker and get them disposed of."
"Yessir, Mr. Memedelija!"

ANNN Special Report

"In other news today, a number of individuals were apprehended in Numonica, attempting to board a private transport to the Capital Region with nuclear devices. Section Five has released a preliminary report announcing that interrogation of the suspects and analysis of the fissionable materials in the weapons have provided significant evidence that said operatives were deployed from the small nation of DoubleWideville. The Office of Foreign Affairs has expressed it's confusion and dismay at this blatantly hostile action on the part of a nation that, as of yet, Axis Nova has had no relations with, and has issued a harshly worded demand for an explanation of these activities to DoubleWideville's government..."

Good evening, citizens, Believers and Hellbound!

As part of the national strategy of the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville, we have produced what is called "suitcase nukes". These are small, tactical weapons of mass destruction that is easily portable and able to be transported. The range opf destruction of the Ghemmorah Mini-Nuke is approximately one mile of direct damage.
This has been deployed to both the Siccari Special Forces Teams and other special forces, to be deployed in secret locations throughout the Empire and outside of the Empire.
The purpose of this is not to threaten nations, nor to wage war on them. The purpose is to let nations who might feel that they can bully us with threats against us, especially nations that support radical Islam, that these forces are deployed throughout the world.
Their orders have been given and they include this: 1) to not detonate the tac-nukes unless ordered to by the command of the Shield and Sword of the Lord or attacked by local security forces.
Many of you that took the "homoisexal element" out of DoubleWideville ALSO took elements of our paramilitary forces. They have set up sleeper cells in your natio0n that will remain inoperative, AS LONG as these nations do not make a move against the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville.
The Throne of David sends the nations of the world this message: We do not intend to let the Faith die from the forces of Secularism or Islam. We will not cease to exist, and we will not lie down and die while you spread your filtth and trash over the world.
A new day has dawned, and you the nations must deal with the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville as an equal, not as a nation of fanatical flunkys.
Do not attempt to attack us. Our forces are well entrenched, armed with tactical nukes and willing to sacrafice themselves for the glory of DoubleWideville and our God. If you do attack us, be warned that these weapons will be detonated and other catastrophes will befall you.
This new day has arrived, and you must come to grips with it. We do not seek war, but we will not be treated like a pariah nation of fanatics.

IN SUMMARY:

1) tac nukes are deployed in your areas DO NOT ATTACK the Special Force that have them or they will detonate.
2) Sleeper Cells have been established throughout your nations. Many of the so called "homosexuals" you took were operatives of ours. Established resistance cells are now, as we speak, in your nations.
3) These measures are meant to put us in a position to negotiate in strength. WE DO NOT SEEK WAR; However, we do seek to change policy throught Nationstate. We warn you of dire consequences should you attack our nation.
4) DO NOT ATTACK US: ANY ATTACK WILL CAUSE AN **IMMEDIATE** DETONATION OF SUITCASE NUKES IN DENSELY POPULATED CITIES. DO NOT ATTACK!

IC:

To Doublewideville:
This is a blatant act of war, and a blatant disregard for intellectual freedom which we know is the most important thing God has bestowed upon all sentients. This act isn't just a declaration of war on the world but a punch in the face of God as well. And further not that we have been under the oppressive rule of foreigners during our nation's infancy and we the present generation of South Lizasauria will never let any foreigner meddle in our affairs again unless they have our express permission!
South Lizasaurian Secret Service

Since the secret service was keeping and eye on doublewideville news of plans to dispatch nuke cases into the country were sent to INTEL headquarters immediately from the spies and moles planted in Doublewideville. The government secretly began using geiger counters and other equipment for scanning radiation for scanning baggage. Since South Lizasauria has recently been attacked by cultists troops were everywhere. The Chancellor then passed the "Safety at Home Act" which by law required troops to check houses routinely for any radioactive,biological or chemical hazards. Since no one really trusted people from Doublewideville in South Lizasauria anyway none were allowed to enter the nation. With no way to leggally enter the nation these foreign oppressors had once choice, to enter illegally and face the army outposts that guarded every inch of the border.

By then INTEL agents were on a mission to take the cases, and confiscate them.

The secret service didn't take long to locate the nuclear terrorist's positions, now all they had to do was act like a supporter, swap the case with a fake one that looks like a bomb on the inside but is really a beacon that calls the police and army once activated. Within a week South Lizasauria was clean of nuclear weapons except those belonging to the South Lizasaurian military thus allowing South Lizasauria to freely attack without any problem whatsoever. The people cheered when they heard that South Lizasauria is governmed only by South Lizasauria's governments (there are two main factions of South Lizasauria)

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Wow. That was stupid.

Civil Protection units are now hunting down each and every Doublewideville citizen within our borders. We will find the weapons, and they will be dispatched to you. We're yet to decide how, potentially by missile, aircraft, or other related means.

If we find one more of your citizens attempting to pass through our borders, we will treat this as an attempted terrorist attack on our nation, with intent to endanger and/or cause loss of human life.

We suggest you tread carefully from hereon in.

Amelie Carpentier-St Claire
Magistrate for International AFfairs

IC:

To DoubleWideVille:
Due to your attempt to hold our minds hostage under the threat of nuclear obiteration we the elected Meritocractic Government hereby declare war on DoubleWideVille to prevent them from threatening South Lizasauria and the World again. You will also be hearing from our World Police division.
The South Lizasaurian Government

Nuclear bombs have been installed in every single citizen of DoubleWideville.

These have now been detonated.

Post losses.

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After the convening of the Council for Defence and Warfare, it has been declared that a state of war exists between the Magisterium and Doublewideville, casus belli being the smuggling of nuclear weapons in the nation, endangering the lives of Barronian citizens through state-sanctioned and -coordinated action, and the unlawful possession of radioactive material by foreign agents within the Magisterium (OOC: Yes, foreign agents can have radioactive material if we say they can).

As such, all Doublewideville assets in Barronia will be seized and claimed by the government, and Letters of Marque have been issued to our ships, both military and civilian.

Nuclear bombs have been installed in every single citizen of DoubleWideville.

These have now been detonated.

Post losses.

Well, seeing as you can't swallow a nuke...

suppositories FTW!

Unspecified Location, Within the Beatus

"Here are the prisoners," said the soldier to the MP.
"They have been searched right?" asked the MP.
"Yes sir, full search, mouth and all, will be no surprises."
"Good." The MP lead the prisoners into the interrogation room. The MP said to the prisoners, "We know you work for DoubleWideville, we sent your little toys back home, now talk, we want to know as much as you know, and we will get it eventually. Lets start with troop positions, and be convincing, because if I'm not convinced its everything, or you don't know anything, or your telling the truth, it will hurt."

Live from The People's Congress of The Ryou Black Islands

Speeking now, Premeir Rei Nakagishima of The People's Republic of The Ryou Black Islands.

"Today my Fellow Ryous, The Nation of DoubleWideville has Threaten The nation with Genocide and enslavement. this Nation known as DoubleWideville had been on the warpath, planning to destroy the world with it's evil cults and enslaveing all humans into it's fase religon."

"Today that will Change, the Ryou people will not let that small nation force us into bowing to it. Force I have come to ask that this Congress of The People's Republic of The Ryou Black Islands, Declare a State of War against The Nation of DoubleWideville. This Nation must be crushed and destroyed before it destroy us!"

"VICTORY OR DEATH!"

SIC: SOMEWHERE IN ESTADO TSURUSHIMA, H-TOWN TEJAS

Kurisaki Yuuka drove down the highway, almost completely deserted at this hour. Normally, she would have been driving her tuned 1970 Oldsmobile Cutlass, which she had invested a whole bunch of time and effort in, but she had passengers today. As such, she was stuck in an old van that had once upon a time had a machine gun fixed to its roof. It had originally been used to transport TPA fighters to do battle against the fascists. Now, it was carrying some very special prisoners.

"Check that briefcase?" Yuuka asked another People's Security Bureau agent over her radio.

"Yeah. They're taking it to Paso to go blow it up in the desert. I'm sure we could disarm whatever it is these inbred fundies wired for us, but we want to see how much exploding it actually does," the other agent replied.

Yuuka pulled over to the side of the road. She killed the van's motor and hopped out onto the highway, pulling and cocking her nickel-plated Beretta 85. She walked around and opened the back door.

"Get out," she ordered the prisoners. They all complied.

"You've got a choice," she continued, lining them up on the side of the road and having them kneel, execution-style, "I have blanket authority from Presidente Tsuchii to kill you all right now. But, if even one of you tells me something good, and it can be confirmed, all of you just might walk."

One of the men tried to say something. It came out as "Mmmm!" because of the duct tape, however.

"Hai?" Yuuka said, ripping the tape off of the guy's mouth.

"That case...it wasn't ours. Another Doublewidean 'gay' guy left it for us," the guy said, "He was pretty disinterested in all of us, it seemed like. I didn't pay it any mind, I'm sure a lot of people pretended to be gay just to get out of that place."

Yuuka sure would have.

"Anyway, he left the suitcase in our living room." All seven of the guys were Doublewidean gay guys who had left their country, and lived in a sort of communal gay-house. "We didn't think any of it until we saw King David's statement, but by then, the PSB was already knocking down our doors."

It all sounded plausible. These guys had only been arrested because their room made noise when somebody took a Geiger counter in, when the city they had been found in had never had a nuclear power plant or waste dump near it.

"Alright," Yuuka said, "Did you get the guy's name?"

"Ummm...Ishmael," the guy said.

"Okay," Yuuka said, taking off the guy's handcuffs, "All of you, I'm sorry you had to be exposed to this side of Tejano law enforcement, but you can never be too careful when nuclear suitcases are on the prowl."

After all of the guys had been un-cuffed and un-gagged, they piled back into the van. Yuuka started the engine and got into the drivers seats.

"Ruy, we've got the wrong people," she said into the radio, "Get records on any Doublewideans with asylum named 'Ishmael.' Have Military Intelligence Bureau on standby. We're going to get these guys..."

Nuclear bombs have been installed in every single citizen of DoubleWideville.

These have now been detonated.

Post losses.

OOC: I was going to force-feed the devices to the agents and them fire them back at DoubleWideville from enormous cannons, but this works too! In any case, listen to Praetonia, people - he's got smarts.

DoubleWideville: This is called a godmode. You can't arbitrarily state that you have magically planted thousands of nuclear devices in nations across the world. You have to roleplay each and every device that you somehow manage to smuggle past border controls AND roleplay them being planted, before anybody will accept them. Otherwise I just mass-produced an enormous quantity of anti-matter and snuck it into your leader's next meal, and there's nothing you can do about it.

OOC: I was going to force-feed the devices to the agents and them fire them back at DoubleWideville from enormous cannons, but this works too! In any case, listen to Praetonia, people - he's got smarts.

DoubleWideville: This is called a godmode. You can't arbitrarily state that you have magically planted thousands of nuclear devices in nations across the world. You have to roleplay each and every device that you somehow manage to smuggle past border controls AND roleplay them being planted, before anybody will accept them. Otherwise I just mass-produced an enormous quantity of anti-matter and snuck it into your leader's next meal, and there's nothing you can do about it.

STATEMENT FROM THE THRONE OF DAVID:

These nuclear devices were slowly smuggled to collection points.

We have dispersed our Special Forces to locations unknown. We will communicate with out sleeper cells through means unknown.

Their reaction will depend on your response. If you are willing to sing a binding Non-Aggression Covenant with our nation, we will recall our sleeper cells.

We have been threatened NUMEROUS times by other nations. Search the threads. We have taken the option of assymetrical conflict to force these nations to negotiate a Covenant that will, hopefully, secure our nations future.

We doubt that you would seriously do so unless given a strong reason. We have now given you that reason. We do not wish conflict, but if forced we will follow through.

We desire, as I have said before, a binding Non-Aggression Covenant, between the nations that have threatened us in the past.

Our assets may not be the best; we may not have the most wonderful military, allthough it is large. But we have chosen to make up for that in assymetrical ways.

Agree to sing a binding Non-Aggression Covenant, and we will withdraw our forces. We have no other gurantee that your nation will not be aggressive in the future without one.

Be assured, we do not seek the horror of a nuclear holocaust. This option was decided on by the leadership of the Throne of David, the Sword and Shield of the Lord and the Ministerial Council as a way to bring you to the bargaining table. We did not then nor now believe you could sincerely bargain with us unless you were given a compelling reason.

We have a purpose here: We are willing to compromise, if we are able to get a binding Non-Aggression Covenant with you.

OOC: No. Just... no. I am having difficulty formulating any response to this thread besides "lulz". So, DWV, some tips from a guy who's been around longer than you.

1. Don't have your first post on the forums be "I n00k j00" or some variant thereof.

2. Nobody's going to take this thread seriously. Give up now. If you do, you might save some face.

3. You have to roleplay all of this out, preferrably with some characterization and mood-setting. Your first task is to pick up a novel... any novel... and have a look at the writing. Your second is to apply that style a bit, maybe see where it gets you. No matter how outrageous the acts, if they're well written they'll be more accepted.

4. If you really, really want a nuclear war with THE PLANET... I suppose there's nothing wrong with some new sheet glass.

OOC: Irregardless of the absurdity, this'll outline why it's a bad idea. There's always someone who's bigger with better toys-and they've got friends.

"...and stock in the forced housecat labor market has plummetted to record lows, following its declining pattern since the reshaping of the Dominion government to a Democracy.

Our top story today: Terror Averted.

A small team of foreign special forces was apprehended by a Dominion Grand Navy Protector USV (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/DominionofRS/protector.jpg) outside the port of Haven earlier today. The unmanned patrol craft circled the small vessel, firing a warning burst across their bow and ordering them to heave to, until authorities moved in to apprehend them.

Aside from their own armament, standard third world ware, the operatives had in their possession a small tactical nuclear device, commonly known as a 'suitcase nuke' which are the preferred weapon of most well-funded terrorist organizations. The operatives, in a religious zeal, said they were faithful citizens of the small country of DoubleWideville.

The device was confiscated by Dominion Defense Forces and sent to the nearest cold fusion reactor to be used for more productive purposes. The terrorists are currently being escorted out of Dominion waters by two naval vessels and have been given a slap on each wrist and a good, stern talking to about the importance of respecting international borders and the dangers of nuclear weapons. Their weapons, of course, have been sold to United WeaponsTech for auction.

The President had this to say about the averted terror attack:
-----------------------------------------------------
Heroes' Square, Dominion Government Complex

"Though the potential disaster that could have occurred had the device reached our soil is enormous, I think we can all breathe easier knowing the day was, once again, saved by the fighting men and women of the Dominion Defense Forces.

Our Unmanned Warfare Program has scored yet another success and the operatives from the country of DoubleWideville are currently being led to international waters under the threat of being fired upon should they again violate Dominion waters, airspace, or soil.

Despite their broadcast intentions, by very definition the smuggling of a nuclear weapon into another sovereign nation with any intent of detonating said weapon is a blatant act of war. However, with the lives of our military men and women first in my mind, we will not commit combat resources to pacifying a nation that has already declared their willingness to use nuclear weapons on their own soil.

We will instead resolve the conflict by bypassing their defenses, once again courtesy of Unmanned Warfare. Even as we speak, a God-Rod orbital bombardment satellite is moving into position over DoubleWideville. It is armed with seven tungsten rods, each with the capability of leveling a large building and damaging the area about the size of a city block.

It will remain in stationary orbit over that country until every last special forces team is recalled from every single nation that DoubleWideville has infiltrated. The nuclear devices will be left in the hands of each country's authorities. Should our ultimatum be refused, the satellite will bombard major military bases located throughout the country.

However, a warning to all nations of the world, these devices will NOT be used in retaliation against DoubleWideville. Any nuclear action taken against said country will provoke a similar response from not only the Dominion, but the entirety of the United Defense Directorate."

DoubleWideville, post losses to my attack please. Unless of course you don't think people can just claim to have nuclear bombs everywhere in other countries without RPing it... but then are you going to withdraw your own such claims?

The Ryous were massing a force to destroy the enemy forces. But the Ryous were going to weaken the DoubleWidevilleian military, buy forceing them into a Naval War. The Ryou Navy was getting larger since the Far Echo Islands War. The Ryous wanted to make sure the enemy would lose their naval power.

Another part of the war was the air campaign, the Ryous had built up their Air Force, Long Range Bombers and fighter were getting ready for the battle to come, The Battle for The Skies of DoubleWideville it self! The People's Air Force would Blast the enemy Air Force out of the sky while the Navy was to Destroy all enemy naval forces.

Then the Invasion would start, over 400,000 Ryou Red Guardsmen, 20,000 People's Army Troopers and 100,000 Ryou Marines would attack DoubleWideville and Crush it totaly, Capture the enemy King and Replace their Government with one Friendly to the Ryou Black Islands.

and Rei Nagakishima soon sent a messenge to the enemy ruler.

If you Attack our Cities, then we will Destroy your Nation and your People. Surender now or die.

War was now here.

The BMS Allemagne, 1230hrs.

"Captain on deck!"

A simultaneous stamp of shoes as the captain enters. Dressed in full uniform, he has been tasked with leading this operation into Doublewideville.

Grabbing a microphone, his voice is broadcast throughout the ship.

"Gentlemen. Today we are destined for the land of Doublewideville. These...terrorists have decided that placing nuclear weapons on Magisterium soil is something that will encourage us to sign a non-aggression covenant with them.

They thought wrong.

As I speak, 200 ships of the Magisterium are making their final preparations for combat. Our sole intention is to capture their leaders, who will be held to trial in a Magisterium court for various crimes across the country. They will be sentenced, then handed over to our allies for their trials to take place there.

A broadcast is being sent to the nation of Ruthless Slaughter, informing them of our intentions. We shall not stoop to their level; no, the use of nuclear weapons is neither honourable nor just in this situation. Civilians are not our target - their leaders are.

We sail in 12 hours.

Thankyou men, and remember: A mari usque ad mare."

---

To the nation of Doublewideville:

Barronian ships will approach your shores. Hand over your leaders for trial, and we will not land on your shores. Disobey this at your peril.

---
Encryped Message:

To the nation of Ruthless Slaughter:

We have begun operations to capture the leaders of Doublewideville. No weapons will be used, civilian casualties expected to be minimal. No occupation will take place - simply in, and out. With very large numbers of men.

<snip>

OOC: You might want some grammar, too. Anyway, I would respond IC, but my country can't. :headbang:

OOC: None of that is really necessary. My point with that post was even if the godmode is accepted, there are nations big enough and advanced enough to respond to his nation's threat, holding it hostage, with a single satellite.

Typically I never use nukes or orbital weapons because it tends to lead to a little thing we want to avoid called Armageddon, but in this instance they're perfect to prove a point.

The nuke and its handlers were shipped home, with a note that read:

'You've made your move. Clock is ticking.'

Within hours enough Shenyangi weapons were trained on Doublewideville to turn it into plate glass through conventional means. A message was sent through all DWV communications nets.

'Check. Your Move. Clock Is Ticking. -Hydra'

The Ryous were planning their war. The Army had plan a way to destroy the enemy Rescores in a scorched earth Tactic that would force the enemy to give in.

The Air Force would attack Farmland and Mines and Oil Fields in enemy Territory. Factories, roads, railroads, bridges and government buildings would also be targets.

Nothing would stand before the Ryou Army.

Good evening, citizens, Believers and Hellbound!

As part of the national strategy of the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville, we have produced what is called "suitcase nukes". These are small, tactical weapons of mass destruction that is easily portable and able to be transported. The range opf destruction of the Ghemmorah Mini-Nuke is approximately one mile of direct damage.
This has been deployed to both the Siccari Special Forces Teams and other special forces, to be deployed in secret locations throughout the Empire and outside of the Empire.
The purpose of this is not to threaten nations, nor to wage war on them. The purpose is to let nations who might feel that they can bully us with threats against us, especially nations that support radical Islam, that these forces are deployed throughout the world.
Their orders have been given and they include this: 1) to not detonate the tac-nukes unless ordered to by the command of the Shield and Sword of the Lord or attacked by local security forces.
Many of you that took the "homoisexal element" out of DoubleWideville ALSO took elements of our paramilitary forces. They have set up sleeper cells in your natio0n that will remain inoperative, AS LONG as these nations do not make a move against the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville.
The Throne of David sends the nations of the world this message: We do not intend to let the Faith die from the forces of Secularism or Islam. We will not cease to exist, and we will not lie down and die while you spread your filtth and trash over the world.
A new day has dawned, and you the nations must deal with the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville as an equal, not as a nation of fanatical flunkys.
Do not attempt to attack us. Our forces are well entrenched, armed with tactical nukes and willing to sacrafice themselves for the glory of DoubleWideville and our God. If you do attack us, be warned that these weapons will be detonated and other catastrophes will befall you.
This new day has arrived, and you must come to grips with it. We do not seek war, but we will not be treated like a pariah nation of fanatics.

IN SUMMARY:

1) tac nukes are deployed in your areas DO NOT ATTACK the Special Force that have them or they will detonate.
2) Sleeper Cells have been established throughout your nations. Many of the so called "homosexuals" you took were operatives of ours. Established resistance cells are now, as we speak, in your nations.
3) These measures are meant to put us in a position to negotiate in strength. WE DO NOT SEEK WAR; However, we do seek to change policy throught Nationstate. We warn you of dire consequences should you attack our nation.
4) DO NOT ATTACK US: ANY ATTACK WILL CAUSE AN **IMMEDIATE** DETONATION OF SUITCASE NUKES IN DENSELY POPULATED CITIES. DO NOT ATTACK!

OOC: I don't think so. You haven't roleplayed an attempt to get a sleeper cell or a suitcase nuke into my nation, so this didn't happen.

Guys, I think he left.

Guys, I think he left.

For Tonight that is, he will be back tomrrow, he always has.

Orbathain Times

Large Anti Terrorism Operation Carried Out

Yesterday at around midnight, operatives from several different units, including the recently formed Anti Terrorism Task Force raided several locations, capturing numerous terrorists and an undisclosed number of nuclear suitcase bombs. These raids were carried out in response to the uncovering of a plot by the extremist nation of DoubleWideville. The government has issued a report stating that citizens were in no apparent danger, the suspects were apprehended before they became a danger and they claimed that detonation would only occur in response to a strike by our government. Our President had this to say,

''I am unsure of why we would become a target, seeing as we have no interaction with this nation whatsoever. This has nothing to do with our recent commitment to the Nuclear Disarmament League.''

Warehouse - Portsmouth Harbor - 00:00
A combined group of men, Orbathian Air Calvary Soldiers, ATTF operatives and an unknown group of secret soldiers quickly roped to the ground from helicopters below. A crisp night air blew, but they didn't care, their focus was on their mission at hand. Quickly, soldiers secured the perimeter of the particular dock. In the darkness, others crept between cargo containers, peering through night vision goggles. They came upon the warehouse, slowly creeping along the walls, stacking up outside.

All hell broke loose...

Soldiers with Gatecrashers mounted them on walls, blasting holes in the walls. Soldiers tossed flashbangs into these holes and through windows, before rushing in. Quickly the warehouse was secured, and six DoubleWideville operatives were captured, along with one nuclear device. These operatives were questioned and information provided led to the capture of two operatives and another nuclear device attempting to exit a passenger plane in the capital. After this, a message was sent to DoubleWideville.

To: DoubleWideville

Eight operatives from your nation have been captured and will stand trial, likely facing firing squad for their actions. We must warn that your actions do not secure your protection, only your defeat. At this time, any citizens or former citizens of DoubleWideville will be deported. Any ship coming from Doublewideville will be captured or destroyed. In addition, you will be placed on our watch list, at Level One priority. Should you pull any more stunts against us or any nation, we will take action.

OOC: DoubleWideville: where are you?

Official Communique

Royal Telegram to DoubleWideville

Congradulations! You have just lost the respect, dignety, and trust of every nation on the face of the planet! I think that the reference from one of our collegue nations suggested from your notice that you did not want everyone to think that you are radicals, but unfortunately, it has backfired and it does prove that you are radical terrorists. Since we wern't fast enough to reply to this, and considering a quarter of our populace is atheist and Islamic combined, all of the previous telegrams that you must have recieved preaty much sum up what we would, but dont have to say. And we would find it pitiful to even consider going to war with you, as we would find it overkill due to the ones attacking you, especially TRBI and Pan-Arab Barronia. So have a nice day.

King Rangald IV
Prime Minister Roland J. Massaquine
Forign Affairs Minister Francis Pierock

New Songdo, Zoingo

New Songdo, the science capital of Zoingo, its artistic and beautiful design home to over 3 million that also gets its other name. Since it is the science capital of Zoingo, it is also home to between 1/3 to 1/2 of the atheists in the nation.

Several suspicious looking characters, with oversized bags that were from DoubleWideville, departed a boat that docked at the main city terminal were suddenly surrounded by 10 of the Zoingonian Secret Service, all of their guns pointing on them.

"As by stature 42.7-3B, posession of a suitcase containing any sort of bomb in a high civillian area, you are hearby under arrest." The head agent said

ooc: response appreciated

OOC:
Damn. I didn't notice this till now. Well. I'll make an IC message right here, right now.



IC:
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/ForeignAffairsMinisterSeal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
We feel that this threat by DoubeWideville is uncalled for. And just for reference. Your attempt to smuggle people into the Shazbotdom Empire never worked. Our specialised systems found the parts to create your "suitcase Nukes", and thus the crates were intercepted, and your people were detained. They will now be tried for the attempted mass murder of Shazbotdom Civilians.

If convicted, they will be scentensed to death in the harshest way that the judges can think of for this type of crime. Seeing as you attempted to bring these Suitcase Nukes into the Shazbotdom Empire, these weapons will be used to execute your operatives. They will be brought to an island over 1,000km away from Shazbotdom, where the Suitcase Nuke will be strapped to them with a remote detonator. Where it will be activated and detonated right against their bodies, blowing them into oblivion.

OOC:
Damn. I didn't notice this till now. Well. I'll make an IC message right here, right now.



IC:
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/ForeignAffairsMinisterSeal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
We feel that this threat by DoubeWideville is uncalled for. And just for reference. Your attempt to smuggle people into the Shazbotdom Empire never worked. Our specialised systems found the parts to create your "suitcase Nukes", and thus the crates were intercepted, and your people were detained. They will now be tried for the attempted mass murder of Shazbotdom Civilians.

If convicted, they will be scentensed to death in the harshest way that the judges can think of for this type of crime. Seeing as you attempted to bring these Suitcase Nukes into the Shazbotdom Empire, these weapons will be used to execute your operatives. They will be brought to an island over 1,000km away from Shazbotdom, where the Suitcase Nuke will be strapped to them with a remote detonator. Where it will be activated and detonated right against their bodies, blowing them into oblivion.

ooc: Hey momey! Look at the mushroom far away from here lol!:D

OOC:
Damn. I didn't notice this till now. Well. I'll make an IC message right here, right now.



IC:
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/ForeignAffairsMinisterSeal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INTERIM MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. KENNITH G. TERRANCE
We feel that this threat by DoubeWideville is uncalled for. And just for reference. Your attempt to smuggle people into the Shazbotdom Empire never worked. Our specialised systems found the parts to create your "suitcase Nukes", and thus the crates were intercepted, and your people were detained. They will now be tried for the attempted mass murder of Shazbotdom Civilians.

If convicted, they will be scentensed to death in the harshest way that the judges can think of for this type of crime. Seeing as you attempted to bring these Suitcase Nukes into the Shazbotdom Empire, these weapons will be used to execute your operatives. They will be brought to an island over 1,000km away from Shazbotdom, where the Suitcase Nuke will be strapped to them with a remote detonator. Where it will be activated and detonated right against their bodies, blowing them into oblivion.

Deep Within a Beatusian Military Instillation

"Sir, isn't that a severe human right violation?" asked the lower ranking of the two soldiers on duty, monitoring the communications surveillance post.
"I didn't see anything, did you?" the higher ranking one said, giving the other that, you didn't see anything either, look.
"No Sir, nothing at all."

IN SUMMARY:
1) tac nukes are deployed in your areas DO NOT ATTACK the Special Force that have them or they will detonate.
2) Sleeper Cells have been established throughout your nations. Many of the so called "homosexuals" you took were operatives of ours. Established resistance cells are now, as we speak, in your nations.
3) These measures are meant to put us in a position to negotiate in strength. WE DO NOT SEEK WAR; However, we do seek to change policy throught Nationstate. We warn you of dire consequences should you attack our nation.
4) DO NOT ATTACK US: ANY ATTACK WILL CAUSE AN **IMMEDIATE** DETONATION OF SUITCASE NUKES IN DENSELY POPULATED CITIES. DO NOT ATTACK!
OOC: you want to god mode, fine lets all godmode!
IC: Rogue Protoss immedatly sent out its entire airforce, armed with nukes, MOB's, dung, haggis, piss and pies, attaking the DMV empire, they immedatly attacked the country, raping everyone, stealing everything, and farting on the priests, after 13 days of such behavoiur RP troops left the country, which now had a population of 1, the king only and took back everything else that was left, the king however was left with a reminder, and enema was given to him on public teleivision, and was later raped and suprisiinly enough, he enjoyed the rapes, particulary the onesby the Bear,

OOC: you want to god mode, fine lets all godmode!
IC: Rogue Protoss immedatly sent out its entire airforce, armed with nukes, MOB's, dung, haggis, piss and pies, attaking the DMV empire, they immedatly attacked the country, raping everyone, stealing everything, and farting on the priests, after 13 days of such behavoiur RP troops left the country, which now had a population of 1, the king only and took back everything else that was left

OOC: BURN!

New Songdo, Zoingo

New Songdo, the science capital of Zoingo, its artistic and beautiful design home to over 3 million that also gets its other name. Since it is the science capital of Zoingo, it is also home to between 1/3 to 1/2 of the atheists in the nation.

Several suspicious looking characters, with oversized bags that were from DoubleWideville, departed a boat that docked at the main city terminal were suddenly surrounded by 10 of the Zoingonian Secret Service, all of their guns pointing on them.

"As by stature 42.7-3B, posession of a suitcase containing any sort of bomb in a high civillian area, you are hearby under arrest." The head agent said

ooc: response appreciated

ooc: still wating for response

*plays jeapordy music*

ooc again: that is such a huge burn! Nice! :cool:

ooc this what FT me has to say
IC

for what you have done meet this
Heavy Capital Battleship:
Length: 9654 meters long
Beam: 684 meters
Height: 954 meters
Class:Imperium
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/zxc_047/Imperial%20MT%20rifle/HeavyCapitalBattleshipImperiumClass.jpg (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/zxc_047/Imperial%20MT%20rifle/HeavyCapitalBattleshipImperiumClass.jpg)

ooc this what FT me has to say
IC

for what you have done meet this
Heavy Capital Battleship:
Length: 9654 meters long
Beam: 684 meters
Height: 954 meters
Class:Imperium
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/zxc_047/Imperial%20MT%20rifle/HeavyCapitalBattleshipImperiumClass.jpg


OOC: Remind me NOT to get you pissed off.

ooc: Ill just continue....

New Songdo, Zoingo

"If you don't stand down, then we will have to fire," said the head agent.

Several of them opened fire, but some of the bullets hit the cases instead of the terrorists.................


New Songdo was rocked with a massive explosion, that spread from the terminal, to the downtown center, where most were at work. The blast knocked down the skyscrapers, and the metropolitan homes, were some were still at their houses preparing for the morning commute. It decemated and desinigrated everything in a 2 mile radius. Causing in damage an estimated 1.6 million lives, of which 2,500 known were forign nationals on the cruise ships docked at the terminal. And at least 700,000 women and children are known to be dead. The city was gone.

The science capital of the region, that once stood proudly, (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=newsongdocityvuevz2.jpg)
............was now obliterated of the face of the earth. (http://www.phy.syr.edu/courses/PHY106/GIF/Still/Physics/Damage13-hiroshima-c.jpg)

Imperial News Service release;

Early this morning four men were apprehended attempting to enter the Port of Anchorage. Six members of the Anchorage Police Department responded to what was reported a burglary in process.
As they arrived on scene one of the officers noted what appered to be a suitcase and fearing the worse called in for back up. A nearby team from the Department of Internal Security, Ministry of Justice, heard the call for back up and took it upon themselves to respond.
When they arrived on scene the suspects were taking cover and exchanging sporadic small arms fire with the police. One of the team members took out his M24 and proceeded to put a single round through the brain stem of the man who was holding the briefcase.
The others surrendered immediately. After an interogation by an Imperial Inquisitor, the remaining three admitted to being agents of a nation called DoubleWideville, and under his special judicial power in matters of terrorism, the Inquisitor ordered immediate execution.
His Excellency Lord General Skye Grimnar I issued this statement;

A Proclomation for the nation DoubleWideville:

We do not take kindly to terrorists and petty dictators threatening our citizens or the citizens of any other nation.
Every civillian citizen from your nation that enters our land will be "drafted" into the service of our Foreign Legion and anyone with military ties to your nation will be handed over to Inquistitors for questioning.
Any attempt at an attack against us will be met with equal or greater force. No reply is needed.

Signed,
Lord General Skye Grimnar I, Emperor of Alaska

Vladimir Radchenov, President of Karshkovia shook his head as he read over the statement issued by Doublewideville.

Madman, Vladimir thought he just declared war on the world! He is a madman!

Vladimir was not concerned as his country had been protected by old soviet technology. Though they hadn't been maintained over the years, the I.G.N.O.R.E. stations on all sea ports, air ports and international checkpoints worked fine and would have prevented any nuclear arms to be smuggled into the country.

/ooc: Karshkovia wishs to convey our feelings for you: Doublewideville

/ooc: Karshkovia wishs to convey our feelings for you: :upyours: Doublewideville

OOC:
Usingthe "Upyours" Smiley in an OOC section of a post could be considered a rules violation. I'd watch yourself young one.

From the Desk of Jason,Leader of the United Estovakia,

As current records hold, no one from DoubleWideville has entered our country, due to our relative unknown stature, yet this threat makes us awair. With the unknown nature of the method, all DoubleWideville citicans are considered enemy combatains, and must be eliminated before reaching our nation. This pains me to kill the innocent to stop a few maniacs, yet you give us no alternate. All Estovakian air, land and sea forces are orderd to destroy all DoubleWideville Planes ships and anything else carring there flag, be it civil or millitary. We will not stop untill they can not leave there borders. Our skill Anti terror groups are also privvy to there forgery techniques so that wont work either. I hope you wise up, and I hope your people fight back against your tyrrany.

From the Desk of the Lord Regent Johnson:

Sir, our spiritual and political leader Emperor David the II is in exile. I have been chosen as Lord Regent in his stead.
You may attack us, sir. That is your choice. However, I would heartily suggest that you negotiate with us. I am empowered to do so.
And no, I do not know where he is. We are prepared for your invasion and if necessary, a long drawn out struggle that will bog you down for decades if not centuries.
A policy of total resistance will be eneacted here, and if you choose to attack we will strike your ships with medium range nuclear missles. We have mined all our waters, we have mines the beaches, we have laid down a continous mine field going in 50 miles from the shoreline. We have armed the citizenry and placed our forces out of uniform.
We will strike any ship within a 10,000 nautical miles of our shores with medium range nuclear weapons.

Now..an olive branch. If you choose to negotiate, this crisis can come to an end. If not, our operatives will begin coordinated attacks via sleeper cells throughout your nations, with suicide bombings and assasinations.
I strongly suggest you negotiate. Let's end this unpleasantness.

Lord Regent Johnson

Federation of Visayan Peoples
Committee on Foreign Relations
Permanent Delegation to the Free Minds Alliance

My Lord,

The Federation did not threaten to invade for it does not go about seeking war but we warn you that we are not inclined to back down when we are on the side of right. We have approached DoubleWideville diplomatically, meaning to avoid unneccessary bloodshed and we repeat our plea in the name of peace. Please hand over King David to justice and recall your suitcase nuclear bombs and spare the world any more carnage. We have received reports that several of our nationals were killed in the attack on New Songdo and a suitcase bomb has been intercepted by alert security personnel of Nactam International Airport near our capital. This is no longer a distant threat but a clear and present danger to the Federation and its citizens and this is how we view it.

In response to our message you chose to harden your bellicose posture to overt threats of violence. From what we see you have directly threatened to destroy our peaceful country. May we remind you, sir, that this is not a duel between us but a world alienated by your crazed leader uniting to end your reign of terror.

Nonetheless, you offer an olive branch and we, as a peace-loving nation accept this. We do not wish for death, though you seem to have prepared yourself to both inflict and receive untold suffering. There can still be negotiations to prevent war and we are glad to join and even host this. It is not yet too late to stop this madness. Prove to the world that you and your country are not like your predecessor.

(Sgd.)Leander Creus
Ambassador to the Free Minds Alliance

Dear Sir,

We discovered your operative attempting to enter our nation with his suitcase nuke when his suitcase was searched and found to contain plutonium. One word of advice - when trying to sneak a snuke into a nation, check to make sure that the border patrol doesn't search all bags at gunpoint. Another word of advice - be sure that the border patrol won't force your operatives to swallow the nuclear material. Because that's what they did. If you like, we can send you the immensely radioactive corpse once it's been autopsied and used for medical research...in fact, we probably will. In a boat. Floating in your water supply. So your entire nation gets contaminated.

How do you like them apples, bee-hatch?