The Warmaster
03-01-2008, 22:50
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“Today’s top news: representatives of the Treasury confirmed today that the Sacred Emperor has approved the withdrawal of approximately sixty billion dollars in order to finance the beginning of a vast new construction in, of all places, the Special Economic Zones of Kahanistan. These zones, areas with relaxed trade laws and environmental standards populated mostly by foreign companies, are intended to provide foreign business and investors to Kahanistan, generating the revenue Kahanistan needs to rebuild itself after its war with the Doomani.
“For some time now, the Sacred Emperor and the Imperial Council have been considering taking measures to protect not only local Kregaian-owned interests, but all the foreign corporations, in Kahanistan; today those measures have been approved and announced to the public. The military, which just recently acquired a sizable area of land near the coast on which to build a permanent military base, is planning to buy more tracts of land outside the SEZs in order to construct batteries of anti-ballistic missile launchers to defend the country.
“‘Kahanistan’s Special Economic Zones are a huge Achilles heel: the key to the nation’s restoration concentrated in a single, relatively small area,’ an Imperial representative said today. ‘There cannot be enough measures in place to protect them, and this defense network will allow the various corporations there to flourish under the aegis of Imperial protection. Managed and operated by Kregaian soldiers, these installations will safeguard the heart of Kahanistan from orbital weaponry, ICBMs, and other airborne threats, and will assure all those working in the SEZs that they are truly safe to go about their business.’
“In other news…”
“Today’s top news: representatives of the Treasury confirmed today that the Sacred Emperor has approved the withdrawal of approximately sixty billion dollars in order to finance the beginning of a vast new construction in, of all places, the Special Economic Zones of Kahanistan. These zones, areas with relaxed trade laws and environmental standards populated mostly by foreign companies, are intended to provide foreign business and investors to Kahanistan, generating the revenue Kahanistan needs to rebuild itself after its war with the Doomani.
“For some time now, the Sacred Emperor and the Imperial Council have been considering taking measures to protect not only local Kregaian-owned interests, but all the foreign corporations, in Kahanistan; today those measures have been approved and announced to the public. The military, which just recently acquired a sizable area of land near the coast on which to build a permanent military base, is planning to buy more tracts of land outside the SEZs in order to construct batteries of anti-ballistic missile launchers to defend the country.
“‘Kahanistan’s Special Economic Zones are a huge Achilles heel: the key to the nation’s restoration concentrated in a single, relatively small area,’ an Imperial representative said today. ‘There cannot be enough measures in place to protect them, and this defense network will allow the various corporations there to flourish under the aegis of Imperial protection. Managed and operated by Kregaian soldiers, these installations will safeguard the heart of Kahanistan from orbital weaponry, ICBMs, and other airborne threats, and will assure all those working in the SEZs that they are truly safe to go about their business.’
“In other news…”