NationStates Jolt Archive


Nuclear bombs dropped in South Lizasauria (open)

South Lizasauria
02-01-2008, 05:51
IC:

It was all over the media....

At 8 AM last morning two clumsy soldiers dropped miniature nuclear warheads while trying to carry them over to a supply truck. They did not detonate and no one was harmed except the two soldiers who dropped the large things on their feet.

After everyone finished the story the people of South Lizasauria knew the media got bored and pulled a "funny one" on them again by wasting their time with misleading headlines and puns that go with stories that have nothing to do with what people would think the headline was about.


OOC: LOL I JUST HAD TO DO THIS. :D
Talentay
02-01-2008, 05:56
OOC: lol
South Lizasauria
02-01-2008, 06:10
Yet another "funny one" article came out.

From the medicine and science section, this article was beleived to be about who has keen eyesight but it turned out to be about a drunk doctor who poked out his eyes.

THE DAILY PAPER THAT ONLY BORED PEOPLE READ
SHARP VISION A doctor was stabbed in the eye today, when others began making fun of his accident and error regarding lab equiptment and his eye injuries he merely remarked that "I have sharp vision". And....
ect ect ect
Greal
02-01-2008, 07:57
OOC; You had me there for a moment :D