NationStates Jolt Archive


Zombie Invasion?

Divided America
28-12-2007, 23:54
This is USANBC with your host Rob Moto live in NYC....

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am Rob Moto. Today: The president has passed a two billion dollar fund towards schools on the eastern sea board. This fund is very controversial where many critics say its unfairly giving valuble funds to only schools which are passing the miminal requirement on the grades and productivity of its students. More details at eleven. Also today in the state of Colorado, a local town named Relegsburg was held in fear as they reported strange attacks from people who looked injured. Some are saying that they are zombies. The missing residents, the police report, include a large number of teenagers so they are ruling out a prank gone wrong or a cult activity as a possibility. Such missing residents include approximately 40 people who have not been accounted for since the morning when the first 911 calls began. We have Barn Webster on the feild at the town hall....

Yes, at approximately 8 a.m. a woman called 911 saying that 4 people were beating on her windows. This sounded like a robbery but later it sounded like something was seriously going wrong. Police are asking residents to remain calm, lock up their houses and report anything suspitous. At least one teenager was found in the woods acting weird and was injured. He was taken to the hospital to our right over there. No word on how he is doing yet. All the information on him is that he was taken to the hospital dazed with some light trauma and some bite wounds. We will be having a small press conference with the mayor and cheif of police soon. WAIT!!!.....
(Static)

Barn Webster, are you there.....

Yes, im here Ron. We are hearing gunshots from the hospital and some screaming and the police are entering the building. Panic is insuing. Wait someone was thrown onto the door of the hospital. What is happening? Blood just splattered on the door. There is an attack, I repeat an attack. The doors flew open, what is going on? People are running outside with blood..... (static) AHHHH!!!....
Look out! Get him off..... AHHH!!..........

Barn?

Barn?

Looks like we have temporarily lost Barn. We will be having a discussion with education reasearcher Dr. Vern about the newly passed bill. This is USANBC with Ron Moto.
Skgorria
28-12-2007, 23:58
Official Communique from the Empire of the Wolf

Approximately 30 minutes ago I ordered the Wolven Strategic Rocket Force to full alert. If this infestation is not quarantined, then nuclear fire will remove the threat for the rest of humanity.

Emperor Ianovich I

Pax Lupum!
Mi-Goh
29-12-2007, 04:21
OOC: I have a zombie fetish. May I join?

IC:
To: Skgorria
From: The Mi-Goh Situatuational Emergency Center.
Please, stand down your weapons. Special forces teams are being deployed to the site. Further details will follow. But please, stand down your weapons; the threat is not so large it cannot be contained.
_________________________________________________________________


Captain Alex Sathanas led his convoy to Relegsburg. His forces set up a perimeter around the small town. The roads were barricaded and he heard sirens coming from the direction of the hospital. Occasionally the odd gunshot resounded.
The captain ran up to a man who he knew to be the mayor of Relegsburg. "What happened here?" Alex asked, grabbing him.
United human countries
29-12-2007, 05:14
To: Divided America
From: Union Outbreak Containment Command
RE: Suspicious activities
Body:
The Union has recognised the early stages of an outbreak of a highly infectious virus in your country, the Union would like to extend a helping hand by providing a "cleanup" squad.
Silver Wolf Republic
29-12-2007, 06:39
ooc:Heh last time I did anything with the undead I got attacked from all sides.
IC: *Docter Higgens laughs as he watches the news report. Turning to his partner he says"Well I know we are safe, we have nothing to do with this."
Velkya
29-12-2007, 07:33
(OOC: Does this belong in II?)
The Cerberus Alliance
29-12-2007, 07:42
(OOC: Does this belong in II?)

(OOC: It's an incident. It's getting international response. I think that means it belongs in II. )
Drumrany
29-12-2007, 08:13
To: Divided America

From: The Pirate Empire of Drumrany

Our border on your west coast has been sealed. All border crossings and wall gaps have been sealed and reinforced to prevent the infection from reaching into our nation. All air and naval traffic have been suspended. We currently have 1,000,000 armed troops stationed within 25 kilometers of the border with another 3.75 million in reserve to be called at a moments notice. Any Divided American attempting to enter Drumrany illegally will be eliminated with extreme prejudice.

We have some information that would be useful to your elimination of the undead threat. The virus that causes the dead to rise is called Solanum. It is 100% transmissible and 100% fatal. Infection is spread through direct fluidic contact. If one is bitten by an undead ghoul, they will usually die and reanimate within 24 hours. The only way to deal with a ghoul is to destroy the brain, either with a gunshot or a heavy blow.

Do not take this sharing of information as anything other than that. The Pirate Empire of Drumrany will hold the government of Divided America personally responsible if the infection reaches into our borders. That being said, we will not hesitate to use any military force necessary to keep the undead from infecting our population, including the use of thermonuclear weapons.


Emperor Brendan Dillon I.

Emperor of Drumrany, Grand Duke of the Western Territories, Lord of the Southern States, General Officer of Pirate Army, Air Commodore of the Pirate Squadrons, Grand Admiral of the Pirate Naval Corps.

Dum Spiro Spero!