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With the discovery of a ruined temple in New Jerusalem while construction was going on to build a mall, we are requiring financial backing to rebuild the Temple to it's former glory.
The Temple is an exact duplicate of Solomon's Temple, and we would like to follow the instructions the Lord gave Solomon to build His temple. We are raising money through a sin tax and a tarrif, but we realize we will need to get a loan to do it.

We also feel the Lord wold like to reconstitute the priesthood that made offerings and prayers to the Lord in Solomon's Temple. To do this, we are wondering if there is a way we can begin a search, using D.N.A tests and geneaology to find the closest blood relative descendants of the Levites.

While we know that Jesus was the ultimate sacrafice, we know this is no mistake finding this temple. The Lord is clearly directing us to restore His temple and reestablish His priesthood to offer sacrafices of prayer and praise to the Lord.

Please let us know if you can help finance the rebuilding and renovation of the Lord's Temple and help us find the descendants of the Levites.

The Terranist Church of SilentScope003 would happily be willing to finance the rebuilding and renovation of the Lord's Temple, as well as provide DNA Tests. We do not actually believe in Jesus, but we realize that we want to make as much money as possible to fund our...er...'enlightment programs'.

We are willing to loan you...hm...er...$50,000. At a 6% interest rate. Fair deal? We might bump that loan amount up to $100,000 if you allow us to send our preachers over there to help enlighten your citizens about the true Gods of society, and not in this nonsense about Jesus.

Church of Kirav will donate 14 million saars to this endeavour.

The First National Beatusian Bank would gladly offer your organization a loan. Please fill out an application via the below link.

Link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=545953)

To: The government of DoubleWideville
From: President John Holtz of Holy Paradise
Subj: Aid for renovations
I am heartened to see some good news in the international community. I cannot give you funds out of the Holy Paradisian treasury, that is unconstitutional in this case, as it would be aiding a religious purpose. We are a very devout Catholic nation, but we just see this as being fair. However, I can donate to your cause out of my own pockets. Holy Paradise can also send some of our Elite Peacekeeping Division to defend your find. Enclosed is a check for 10 million USD. If you are interested in some defense, please reply back.


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Presidential Check: Funds of John Holtz
10,000,000 USD Paid to the order of: The government of DoubleWideville Date: RL 12/28\2007 Memo: For the funding of the temple
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The Terranist Church of SilentScope003 would happily be willing to finance the rebuilding and renovation of the Lord's Temple, as well as provide DNA Tests. We do not actually believe in Jesus, but we realize that we want to make as much money as possible to fund our...er...'enlightment programs'.

We are willing to loan you...hm...er...$50,000. At a 6% interest rate. Fair deal? We might bump that loan amount up to $100,000 if you allow us to send our preachers over there to help enlighten your citizens about the true Gods of society, and not in this nonsense about Jesus.


I sense in my spirit that you, sir, are posessed by legions of demons who have made you both mentally and spiritually insane. We offer a crack team of excorcists, a straightjacket and free room and board at the New Judean State Hospital for the Hopelessly Insane for all that hold such deviant and insane beliefs as you do.

It isa unfortunate, but idolatory and heathenism always leads to the same thing; a state of spiritual madness and insanity, moral degregation and possession by Satans legions of imps and demons. How sad that your nation has a demon possessed madman as a leader. However, such is the wages of sin and idolatory, I suppose.

Continue bowing to your false gods and obeying the doctrines of devils. As the Scripture says in it's holy wisdom, one reaps what one sows. It's just too bad the good and decent people of your nation must put up with a raving, foaming at the mouth demoniac madman. We'll keep you in our prayers.

To: The government of DoubleWideville
From: President John Holtz of Holy Paradise
Subj: Aid for renovations
I am heartened to see some good news in the international community. I cannot give you funds out of the Holy Paradisian treasury, that is unconstitutional in this case, as it would be aiding a religious purpose. We are a very devout Catholic nation, but we just see this as being fair. However, I can donate to your cause out of my own pockets. Holy Paradise can also send some of our Elite Peacekeeping Division to defend your find. Enclosed is a check for 10 million USD. If you are interested in some defense, please reply back.


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Presidential Check: Funds of John Holtz
10,000,000 USD Paid to the order of: The government of DoubleWideville Date: RL 12/28\2007 Memo: For the funding of the temple
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We gratefully accept your donation, brother. We as well accept your offer of defense. Would any of your fellow Believers desire to join the Free Legion of the Cross? It is a multinational, eucenemical group of Christians dedicated to the defense of Christiandom against the heathens and the Satanc forces of evil.

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The churches of Errikland, along with several other private donors, have gathered together a total of $15 million EM ($30 million USD) to donate to you for the restoration of your temple. Additionally, we would like to help you in your quest to restore the Levites, but we must first raise objections. The priesthood should not be an embedded, noble class, but merely the most learned in the scripture who can most effectively teach the others, who are ultimately leaders amongst equals.

We gratefully accept your donation, brother. We as well accept your offer of defense. Would any of your fellow Believers desire to join the Free Legion of the Cross? It is a multinational, eucenemical group of Christians dedicated to the defense of Christiandom against the heathens and the Satanc forces of evil.

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To: The government of DoubleWideville
From: President John Holtz of Holy Paradise
Subj: Confirmation
Excellent. We can send 500 Elite Peacekeepers, 10 Elite Peacekeeper Humvees with mounted M60 machine guns, and 4 light Elite tanks. However, we have to deny your request for a religious alliance, unfortunately. Experience has shown us that most religious alliances eventually become fanatical. This is not saying yours is, but it is just a simple "Better safe than sorry" policy of ours. We can aid you in wars, but that will only be the case if you are the defender or you are morally right in invading. That is decided upon by our government. The units we are sending should arrive by RL today or tomorrow.

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To: The government of DoubleWideville
From: President John Holtz of Holy Paradise
Subj: Nuclear weapons offer
Holy Paradise does not sell nuclear weapons to any nation, no matter its background. Additionally, we are very alarmed at your desire for "suitcase" nuclear weapons. Suitcase nuclear weapons are used mostly by terrorists. We are not accusing you of terrorism, however, we are not excited about hearing that you are interested in purchasing such weapons. We will not place any restriction or embargo on your nation for this. We will not declare war on you. We will not release this information. We only ask that you reconsider your desire for such weapons, for your nation's sake, for my nation's sake, for the world's sake, and for the sake of the Christian religion. There are many peaceful ways to spread the religion of Jesus Christ, but the worst way is through violence. As you recall, during the Christ's march to Calvary, he did not harm a single person. That is the way he wants us to act.

I sense in my spirit that you, sir, are posessed by legions of demons who have made you both mentally and spiritually insane. We offer a crack team of excorcists, a straightjacket and free room and board at the New Judean State Hospital for the Hopelessly Insane for all that hold such deviant and insane beliefs as you do.

Nah. We already got free health care back in SilentScope003. Thanks for the offer though.

See ya in the hereafter!

OFFICE OF THE LOAN COUNCELOR
The Shazbotdom Government while devoutly Atheist is willing to give you a loan of 5 Million Universal Standard Dollars with a 20% Interest Rate.

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To: Doublewide Department of Intelligence
From: Roshel I. Locan, Department Head of the Office of Geneology, Lorela

Due to contractual issues with our financial backers we cannot in anyway shape or form dedicate funds to your endevor... However in regards to your search for Levitian descendents we have important resources for you.

We currently hold an impressive recordbank of old world genecodes, and an even more impressive record tracing the descendents of these codes. More importantly we have the locations and conditions of what appear to be two of these descendents - one is a six year old male and the other is a pregnate 22 yr old female.

The six year old currently resides in the territory of our recent oppressors the Shiha, but the female is with us. If it pleases you we can establish lines of communication with them, however before we preceed forward we need to establish one fact - We call ourselves the Children of Caina for the simple fact that we descend from Cain. Yes in the oldest writings we are described as accursed spawn due to the sins of our oldest ancestor - Cain the first murderer.

Does this repel you? Do you wish to continue this discussion? Talk amongst yourselves and when you reach a concession please let us know. Also we ask you do all possible not to leak this information. We suffer enough without further tribulation from irrational bias. Afterall can a child truly be guilty of his father's sins?

We leave you to your thoughts,

R. I. Locan