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The Tripalians a small race of people have engaged war with the red union, being a small country, the lats doid not exspect such a fight, updates to follow,
Thanks,
The Holy Empire of cow pigs
& Latonesia:mp5:

sorry, Latonesia is spelled, Latonesia.

The Tripaliese people are planning an attack to destroy the naval base, cement island, in a bombing raid, please send help.

Latonesian Emporer.

The Tripaliese people are planning an attack to destroy the naval base, cement island, in a bombing raid, please send help.

Latonesian Emporer.

OOC: I would like to step in here. What tech level is it?

IC:
From: The Fiefdom of Mi-Goh
To: The Empire of Latonesia

Aware of your predicament, we are sending a detatchment of military personele armed with AA weapons to Cement Island. Unfortunately, we lack the manpower to back them up with reinforcements, so we require a portion of your own military to watch our backs.

Signed, Baron Ibeled of Mi-Goh

Cement island is not only an important ocean tradeing center but a naval training base, with your troops we'll have the tripalian invaders running with their tails between their legs.

For the sake of peace, my forces are sending a peace treaty between all involved nations in this conflict, stay posted to see if it works.

Off the Coast of Cement Island

The Beatusian Battleship Forystuhæfileikar (BNS BB-26) moved into position off the coast of Latonesia. They'd have front row seats for the upcoming attack. The Captain took a seat out one the deck and prepared to watch the assault.

thank you for assisting Latonesia once again, but please, cement island also has civiliane houses, 25 people have been killed by Tripalian bomb raids, we are sending special units to your capital to keep it safe, the Tripali usually like to start war by attacking the capital of countries.

Thje Latonesian Emporer

thank you for assisting Latonesia once again, but please, cement island also has civiliane houses, 25 people have been killed by Tripalian bomb raids, we are sending special units to your capital to keep it safe, the Tripali usually like to start war by attacking the capital of countries.

Thje Latonesian Emporer

To the Latonesian Emporer,

I am sorry, but you seem to have misinterpreted our actions. Our ship is not there to assist you, it is there to observe this little war that is apparently going on. Your forces in our capital are not needed, especially as we wish to remain neutral.

Signed,
Jim Lange
President,
The Republic of the Beatus

The Latonesian flag was torn but still intack, the bgombers ran from the allied fighters and AA guns. Houses burned and children cried, Latonesia's most important port had been torn by war.

"I'm sorry but the Empoer must see all the untold destruction here" the admiral comanded.
"No, its to dangerous, the tripalian army has already shown that we can't handle a major attack". said captain peirce.
"No, but the holy empire of cow pigs and Mi-goh are both helping the cause."

After the meeting the deffence minister left the building to see a Beatus battleship in the harbor. suddently the represenative of Cow pigs cried, "Look up!"

The bombers were back, suddently fighters swarmed the sky, cement island was in for a pounding.

Off the Coast of Cement Island

The Captain had gotten impatient waiting for the attack to begin, so began to practice his driving. He stood forward of the front guns, placed his ball on the tee, and swung as hard as he could with the driver. Seconds after he hit the ball, bombers were spotted over head. The ship was ready to shoot any that made any attempt to attack the ship. Meanwhile the Captain watched his golf ball land somewhere on the island.

Admiral Kasmir looked up at the bombers and fighters, the frigates anti air mmissles blasted up into the air kocking out the first bomber, just then another one came out of no were.
"sir we'er in direct fire!" yelled the admirals first mate.
Then a golf ball flew into the cock-pit of the closing bomber, it spiraled in the air then fell to the ocean.

"Sir, a Tripaliese battleship, it's closing in on us!"
The admiral first asumed it to be the Beatus battleship, but it wasn't.
"Send a message to Admiral ikabad, we need the sub marine batalion."

The submarine batalion has disperced amoung the harbor, we are sending 25 of them to your position. But we will need protection, from the bombers, please send as many anti-air frigates as possible.

Admiral Ikabad

Due to the quickly escalating nature of this battle, we are sending a fleet of F-25 fighters to your position. They should arrive shortly from our military base on the coast.
Perhaps once we defeat the Tripalian invaders, we should coordinate an attack against The Tripalese.

ooc: Terrible grammar... horrific roleplaying... The Beatus... could this thread get any worse? (just kidding beatus)

OOC: I strongly suggest that everyone (with the notable exception of The Beatus) involved so far in this....conflict...read the sticky threads at the top of the II forum page before continuing to post. If such an action is taken, this thread may stand a chance of being a good first (or second) RP for you three.

The Captain wasn't happy with his drive, not very far at all, he needed to work on his golf game. Moments later a bomb landed a little to close to the ship. "Commander, contact these planes and tell them that if they hit us, we'll start taking them out of the sky," he radioed to the commander on the bridge.

Radio message, on all bands

To all planes in the vicinity of Concrete Island. It is highly recommended that you re-targeting your fire further from the Beatusian Battleship, otherwise it shall be taken as an act of war, and we will begin removing your planes from the sky.

After the radio message was sent, the ship was put on alert, so that if something did hit the ship, they would know what, and from who, and be able to respond to it ASAP.

Taps played slowly in the back ground, the Latonesian flag still waving over the naval base.
"Its all over." said the latonesian prime minister.
"yes, but not completely", said the Admiral abrutly.

Tripalese invasion at a stand still! Latonesia and allies launch counter offencive!
the latonesian Emporer would like to agree with the old coment sent in by the Mi-goh, together we will attack with the counter offensive, in unrelated news Admiral Ikabad was not mentioned due to the fact he and his entire batalon of sub marines were wiped out.

Mi-goh troops and planes made it just in time. tripalese invaders ran and flew back to their nation.

a week later
"This is crazy, if the tripales attack cement island, we may lose the naval war." the deffence minister yelled.
"Your right," said general Hasinam,"I sugest we send an invitation to the Beatusians, they probably will be intrested in langing our counter offencive."
The Deffence minister got up from the table and made his way out the door. Taking out his cell phone he called his secretay.
"Hello, Brenda send a message to the Beatusian generals, tell them We are ready to attack Tripali."

General Hyman, read the message, and dictated his reply,

To the Defense Minister of Latonesia,

We have received your message, and would like to wish you the best of luck. Good luck. We have decided to offer you the battleship of the coast, and a few thousand troops to defend your naval facility at Cement Island, on one condition, we wish the right to construct a naval facility in your nation, a map would be helpful for us to chose a suitable location. We know that you need all the help that you can get, and therefore suggest that you accept this offer, and if your offensive goes well, we may decided it worth while to give more support to your nation.

From the Desk of,
Gregory T. Hyman,
General
Army of the Beatusian Republic

To the Beatusian General,
The idea of a naval base in Latonesia is a perfect idea. Might i suggest an island about 1000 meters north of Cement island. The previose port has become run down but the old naval base is still in good condtion. With both government fundings the island will be renamed and transformed into a new Beatusian naval base. Also forgive me for not having a map.

The Latonesian General

P.S. we will send 25 frigates and 23 aircraft cariers to the island, to help support the first months/days/years of the naval base. The island has also been given to your government as an offering, you now control the land and may name it anything you like.

The holy empire of Cow Pigs has no choice but to help our allies, the latonesians in the counter offencive. we wil send the following.
10,000 infantry units
20,000special forces
2,000 frigates
1,500 battleships
200 cariers with 200 bombers and 400 fihter planes.

we have also received news of another attack on cement island

The New Beatusian Territory, re-named Mikha'il Island

Large Beatusian transport aircraft began airdropping supplies and engineers to begin construction on the base.

The latonesian emporer has given a large sum of money to the beatusian government to help rebuild the new naval base. tripali has indead sent another invasion to capture Cement island, an Aquadic mine feild will knock them out.

OOC: Seeing that this thread is in desperate need of better RP, I am going to get involved. I promise no novels, but I hope its a little better than the rest of the RPs in this thread, no offense. Also, note John is not an arrogant or mean guy. He is just very bored.

IC: President John Holtz, a young man in his mid 20s, sat in his office. After signing a few minor laws into place, he put down his pen, leaned back on his seat and looked around.

"Things are quiet around here. No wars, no diplomatic meetings, nothing. Just the same paperwork over and over. I thought being president was hard work." He thought. He sipped his glass of wine.

"Mmmm...this is some excellent Merlot. I need to find where this was made and what year." he thought. He placed the glass back on his desk and began writing again. He heard a knock on the door. "Come in," he announced.

The door opened to reveal a middle-aged African-Holy Paradisian man with a determined look on his face.

"General Washington, what are you doing here?" John asked.

"I have some interesting news for you, Mr. President. I thought you might like to hear it." Washington explained. The general then sat down in a leather chair near the fireplace. John went over and sat in a nearby chair.

"So, what is the situation, General? Another tiny, inconsequential rebellion in some nation that will be soon put down by the government?" John inquired.

"Actually, Mr. President, I think this is something big. Not huge, but big. Reports are finally coming in that the rumor I have heard is true. A war has broken out between a race of people called the Tripalians and a coalition of the small nations of Cow Pigs and Latonesia. This might be just what we need to get Holy Paradise back into the world stage, not to mention we have the reputation of defending weaker nations." Washington summarized.

John sat quietly for a few minutes. Finally, he got up and walked over to a speakerphone. "Tell the Secretary of Defense and the Secretary of State to meet me in the K. Fields Presidential Conference Room, ASAP, if you please," he spoke into it. He then turned to General Washington. "I request your presence at the meeting as well." he said.

"You were right. This is big."

Mikha'il Island Naval Facility

Admiral Sigmundton was standing at a window in the old rotting Latonesia office building looking at the sham of a base that his nation had gotten as part of a deal with a nation to protect them. The new office buildings were coming along well, and soon he would be standing on a proper balcony in a proper military office building, and this old run down ruin would be paved over to make room for the new runway.

Problems in our own country, most notably terrorist activity from the rebel group Ingrad, have forced us to recall most of our military. I regret that we leave you with no support, but wish you the best of luck with the counter-offensive.

Signed, Baron Ibeled of Mi-Goh

sorry to hear of such tragities in your capital, the second division will be split in two, sending 250,000 troops to your capital for secerity purposes.

OOC: Alright, here's the scoop guys. You really need to do this stuff first before you continue this RP.

First, Latonesia and Cow Pigs, I need locations to know where I want to go. Where do your enemies come from? Is this a civil war? Who is the enemy's leader? I need this information, as does everyone else.

Second, your army should be at the very most only 5% of your population. It really should be between 3% and 1% in actuality. Your computer has a calculator, yes? Use it for this.

Third, your RPs lack detail, depth, and structure. An RP needs characters, too. Look at one of yours and then compare to mine. While mine is not an example of excellent RPing, it has much more detail, depth, and structure than yours. I am not bragging, I'm stating simple fact.

Fourth, use proper grammer, spelling, and capitalization. What looks better:

the genreal lead his Troops in the battle to win good.

or

The experienced general led his battle-weary troops into the battle in order to completely crush the enemy.

There are many things about great RPing that I haven't covered, but those are the things you need to have a good RP that people can get interested in.

The holy empire of Cow Pigs has no choice but to help our allies, the latonesians in the counter offencive. we wil send the following.
10,000 infantry units
20,000special forces
2,000 frigates
1,500 battleships
200 cariers with 200 bombers and 400 fihter planes.

we have also received news of another attack on cement island

Other than numerous conventional problems (grammer, spelling, etc...) This is very good at doing step two, partially. You sent in a reasonable amount of troops for your population. Well done. But 2,000 frigates? 1,500 battleships? 200 carriers with 200 bombers and 400 fighter planes? That is an extremely large amount for nations 100 times your size. Here is a better list:

10 frigates

4 battleships

2 carriers each carrying 10 F-18A Hornets and 15 F-15E Strike Eagles.

That is a reasonable amount.

to the Holy paradise
the Latonesians and the triplaians where not always enemies, we were allies until information spilled that tripali had a hand in an incrdable bombing of our capital, you shouldn't have to question this, and you should probably not have said some of the tings you did.

The tripalians are more than you may think. They are highly advanced and currently at war with other regions, not just Latonesia and Cow pigs. They may be bigger but combined we are stronger. the tripalian invasion of cement island has forced us to engage war with them.

[OOC: Epic lulz.]

Vladistov Kremlin, Vladistov

The Commissar, Alexei, sat in his massive armchair, reading the Art of NS War, as any leader should have read. [Hint hint nudge nudge.] Grigor, his brother, walked in with a bunch of papers.

"Comrade, look what I found today!"

"Let me guess...another war?"

"Yes!"

Alexei sighed.

"What nations?"

"Two small nations which we have no data about."

"No data? Why should we care then?"

"Well, it could be a fun recreational day for some of our new recruits."

"What, send them to toss tomatoes?"

"Well, yes."

He sighed again.

"Look, just give, say, 500,000 members of our reserve that haven't been trained in a while a bunch of those old bolt-action rifles that you saved for a long time, and send them in. Suicidal, but funny to watch."

"My K98 rifles?!"

"No, those Mosin-Nagant rifles that you kept for a long time."

"Oh, those. Can't we use the newer ones?"

"Waste."

Grigor looks around. He pointed out the window.

"Look! A military parade!"

"What?"

Alexei looked out the window, and then looked back. Grigor ran off.

"Figured that would get him to leave."

Alexei began looking at the paperwork that was sitting on his desk again.

Grigor sent a telegram to Latonesia.

Telegram to Latonesia

If possible, we request information on your current war. For instance, where the best landing spots are, or your military statistics. Thank you.

CDS

The tripalians are an island nation, they are currently at war with latonesia,Cow pigs and Imadistan, oh and the Beatus. The best places to land are on the northwestern side of the island. They have a powerful navy and airforce. but landforces are not as strong. They have already attacked an important Latonesian naval base and are planning another one.

thanks,
The Holy Empire Of Cow Pigs

Vladistov Kremlin, Vladistov

"Alexei! Alexei! I have gotten word back from both Cow Pigs and Latonesia!"

Alexei rubbed his forehead.

"What now, Grigor?"

"Latonesia wishes for us to attack Cow Pigs!"

"Really now...and is our ally attacking or defending either?"

"I'm not sure. Let me check."

Telegram to Latonesia, C.C. Cow Pigs

Is The Beatus allied with Latonesia or Cow Pigs or neither? Thank you.

CDS

The tripalians are an island nation, they are currently at war with latonesia,Cow pigs and Imadistan, oh and the Beatus. The best places to land are on the northwestern side of the island. They have a powerful navy and airforce. but landforces are not as strong. They have already attacked an important Latonesian naval base and are planning another one.

thanks,
The Holy Empire Of Cow Pigs

OOC: Okay, good. You say their airforce is great, yes? How will they fair against an all out attack by a nation of 5.7 billion? Assume I already met with my Cabinet, and a force of about 200,000 men plus many other various vehicles,fighters and ships are on their way.
I'm fighting another war elsewhere so I cannot give too many soldiers to this one.

IC: "Alpha one, this is Foxtrot one, do you copy, over?"

60 F-15E Strike Eagle Fighter/Bombers zoomed through the sky as white, vapory streaks remained as trails. The sun reflected brightly off the cold metal of the jets. On the sides of each plane was a flag depicting a sun with a gold key flanking it on each side. The Holy Paradisian flag. The speed at which they were traveling was great, approximately 400 to 500 mph.

"Foxtrot one, this is Alpha one. 10 minutes to waypoint. Lower your speeds to recommended combat speed. Arm all air-to-air missiles. Check fuel. If your fuel is low, return to carrier, over." the lead pilot ordered. Each jet slowed down to about 375 to 400 mph.

"Alpha one to all pilots, prepare for engagement. Make sure flares and chaffe is ready. Arm your machine guns. Do not arm your bombs yet."

"Now let's see what these guys have got."

to the Holy paradise
the Latonesians and the triplaians where not always enemies, we were allies until information spilled that tripali had a hand in an incrdable bombing of our capital, you shouldn't have to question this, and you should probably not have said some of the tings you did.

OOC: Please note I am not trying to be offensive. I simply wanted to help you.

To the Holy empire,
sorry abot that, we mean no harm.

17 landers, each carring 21 troops and 1 tank have reached the Tripalian's west coast. unfortunely artillary units have opened fire on the landers, the Admiral of the fleet thinks that possibly 7 landers have been sunk, with only 2 drigates and one carrier, with 5 bombers and 3 fighter planes, are the only thing standing in our men's way from utter destruction. Please send help.

Admiral Kashmir of Latonesia

Great news! only 2 landers have been sunk. 15 out of 17 landers have reached the shore, the units on the shore are now out of the Artillary unit's range. The bombers have been dispatched from the Carrier but 3 have been shot out by AA-guns on the Tripalese naval base near the shore.

Admiral Kashmir

To stoklomlvi,
All three countries, The Beatus, Latonesia and Cow pigs are all allies. we are all against Triplai.

I need someone to RP the Tripalians defending themselves against my air attack.

Vladistov Kremlin, Vladistov

Grigor ran into the Commissar's chamber.

"Word has returned!"

Alexei sighed.

"What is it now?"

"The Beatus is fighting Tripali, alongside the others!"

Alexei's face lit up.

"The Beatus- it is fighting- ?"

"Tripali!"

"Ah. I see. Hmm."

"What do you want to do now?"

"Well, uh, what do you suggest, Grigor?"

"Send in 400,000 members of the SMPF?" [Stoklomolvi Military Police Force]

"Why would I ever do that?"

"Train them!"

Alexei sighed.

"How will they get there?"

"By, uh, train!"

"Grigor, Tripali is an island! Erm, I think."

"Great. Let's send them by LCVP."

"Frigates?"

"Fine."

"Battleshi-"

"No."

Grigor sighed.

"Fine! I will send 400,000 SMPF to Tripali. Fair enough?"

"Yes yes."

Grigor ran out of the room excitedly.

Telegram to Latonesia, C.C. Cow Pigs

400,000 members of our military police force will be training in Tripali. Thank you.

"Sir the Holy paridise bombers are closing in". the private said nervously.

"so, tell the Anti Air gunners to take aim at them!" General itran ordered.
The bombers closed in.
"FIRE!" the bombers droped the load then at least 7 of them burst into flame.

"sir the bombs hit the south wall."

"Don't mind it, tell the frigates in the harbor to lanch anti air missles at the Holy paridise bombers!"
The frigates moved into position.

Latonesian troops closed in but tripalian tanks moved out.

Bombers droped, ships sank men died.

"Sir the remaining bombers are still coming"

"How many are there?"

"About 9 sir, we've lost one frigate and two AA-guns"

"Fine, call the remaining frigates and AA-gunners to throw everything they've got at the enemy troops!"

The Latonesian War Post

The counter offensive has failed, second wave will be deployed in two-four weeks, 135 dead, 300 POWs and 302 remaining troops.

Back on cement island,

"Admiral kashmir, news" said brenda.

"What is it?"

"The counter offensive has failed and Latonesian P.O.W.s have been taken"

"Prisoners of war? The Tripalians will probably only keep them alive for a few days! A week if we'er lucky."

"I know sir, but what should we do?"

The admiral thought a little, he raised his eye brows and grinded.

"Call the Holy Paridse, and anyone who can help us. This next counter offensive will work for sure!"

Brenda looked puzzledly at the Admiral, then noded her head and left the room.
"What could the Admirals p-lans be?" she thouht to her self.

Cow pig patrol boats where sailing back to the allied Cement island of Latonesia, when suddently the captain herd a noice.

"Whats that?" the captain snapped.
To late, the bombs dropped directly on the patrol boat. the radio signal went out just in time,

Hello, cement island, this is C.P. 101, we're hit, Tripalian bomb raid, coming to cement. . .

the signal broke up, Admiral Kashmir frowned, "Why now?"

"alright brenda, is every thing ready" the Admiral was nervous, the sailor on the radio sounded scared.

"Yes sir, I sent a message to all nations involved, but with such short notice they can't respond yet."

just then another soilger ran up to the Admiral, "Sir we've spotted bombers closing in from the north and sounth sides of the island!"

"Don't worry all the island's side have been covered for an air invasion." even though the admiral said it he did not believe it.

"Look!" the first bomb dropped, a frigate in the harbor went down. "On the horizen! More planes , and, and what looks like, 2 air craft carriers and 9 battleships! I see landers and frigates with them too! We're not gonna make it!" The man reporting this seemed worried, but the admiral just smiled.

Then like magic half of all the ships in the horizen blew.
"what?" said the man.
"I had an auadic mine feild set up there, when the ships flout by they rise up and, blow up!"

Just then three carriers, one from Cow pigs and the other Latonesian came to the seen. the battle was on!

"Sir the Holy paridise bombers are closing in". the private said nervously.

"so, tell the Anti Air gunners to take aim at them!" General itran ordered.
The bombers closed in.
"FIRE!" the bombers droped the load then at least 7 of them burst into flame.

"sir the bombs hit the south wall."

"Don't mind it, tell the frigates in the harbor to lanch anti air missles at the Holy paridise bombers!"
The frigates moved into position.

Latonesian troops closed in but tripalian tanks moved out.

Bombers droped, ships sank men died.

"Sir the remaining bombers are still coming"

"How many are there?"

"About 9 sir, we've lost one frigate and two AA-guns"

"Fine, call the remaining frigates and AA-gunners to throw everything they've got at the enemy troops!"

The Latonesian War Post

The counter offensive has failed, second wave will be deployed in two-four weeks, 135 dead, 300 POWs and 302 remaining troops.
OOC: Your RPing has gotten better already. Keep improving on it.

IC: The Tripalians were no pushovers. AA gunfire burned red through the sky as the ground and air seemed to explode in one large flame. 51 Holy Paradisian fighters had been downed, 34 of the pilots were killed immediately, the other 17 had been captured by the Tripalians. The remaining 9 fighter/bombers continued their fight to support the few Latonesian troops left. Realizing the fight was lost, Foxtrot nine sighed into his radio, "Disengage from all enemies. Try to get out of there alive."

The jets left, their pilots saddened and shocked.

Back at the site of the Holy Paradisian fleet, word came in that the fight was lost.

"Damn it all!" Admiral Kraig Hinson cursed. "Those bastards beat us! The hell with that!" Fuming, Hinson took the phone and yelled into it, "Every ship! Fire 2 Tomahawk cruise missiles at the S.O.Bs if you have them! Give the Tripalians hell!"

Enlisted men and officers alike rushed around the decks of their respective ships. As they got settled into their battle stations, flames shot out from the missile launchers. White missiles shot out of the guns like bats out of hell.

Holy Paradisian jets are hard to stop, but stopping Holy Paradisian missiles is nearly impossible.

The Army, now at full strength after the Greali Campaign, and the rest of the military, including Navy, AmphCorps, Air Command, and Tripwire Militias, will like to step in as an ally to the Cow Pigs, Latonesia, and the rest of the alliance.

OOC: I'm Early PM tech, about 2025.

Mikha'il Island Naval Facility

A force of 500,000 naval personnel now occupied the partially completed base, and permanent anti-air missile defense systems had been installed. Admiral Sigmundton heard them busily working to bring the base up to full operational status, as he watched the Battleship patrolling the waters around the new Beatusian acquisition, commanding a task force of 15 destroyers, of the Philip Tonstung Class. Also, as per they're deal a force of 75,000 troops form the army were deployed to defend Cement Island for any enemy attack, along with 10 Patriot Missile Systems, to ward of any further aerial attacks.

The bombers began dropping like flies, the enemy was slowly but steadily being pushed back out of cement island, after five hours of fighting the Tripalians raised white flags and sailed back to their homebase.

To The Holy paradise and Cow pigs
Even with our naval facility lost we need to attack at once if we want to survive this war. Send as many infantry units, tanks, frigates bombers etc. to the same Tripalian shore, we will invade the Island and free not only the P.O.W's but the island its self from the insain Tripalian king.

Admiral Kashmir re-read his letter. The two Latonesian and one Cow pig air craft carriers were still ready for war.

"Admiral Itran." said the private.

"What is it now? I'm eating my fruit loops! can't it wait?"

The fleet you sent to capture cement island failed."

"Well then", said the Admiral inbetween bites of fruit loops. "Send out the second division of fleets. You know the really big one."

With a salute the private left the room. The next day three carriers, 6 frigates and 12 landers accompanied by 10 submarines appeared in the harbor, all facing west twards Latonesia and the enemies of the war.

Today the tripaians (srry if i spelled that wrong!!!) bombed the holy empire of cow pigs latonesia and the whole red union. killing 12,000 and injuring an uncontable amount, the need for troops is even greater then ever,
we along with latonesia request more troops and supplies.

thank you,

The fleet of 3 air craft carriers each with 23 bomber and 10 fighters, 9 frigates, 10 landers each with 20 troops and two tanks and 5 battleships, will be landing soon on the Tripalian coast, please feel free to send troops, also our helicopter calvary is heading out more details later. This will be a full scale invasion if you send help, thank you.

Admiral Kashmir

OOC: Back on page 2, I had to withdraw because of "terrorist activity". Turns out the terrorists won.

IC:
We, the freedom fighters of Ingrad, hereby declare our dominance over the fiefdom of Mi-goh.
As befits a new power, we shall send a portion of our army to both Latonesia and Cow Pigs. However, our new nation is not yet stable and we will devote most of our attention to quelling a counterrevolution near our borders.

Therefore, Cow pigs is granted 125,000 ground soldiers, 10 submarines, and a squadron of bombers.
Latonesia is granted 100,000 soldiers, 5 submarines, three destroyer-class warships, and complete access to our rather decimated fighter aircraft.

To Mi-goh,
Cow pigs and I would like to thank you for your support, we feel abliged to help your nation. So cow pigs and Latonesia will send support in the form of,
10,000 troops
1,000 apc, with emergancy medical supplies and food
and to garud the coast 23 patrol boats with AA guns and a ready crew of 7 in each boat. we are sorry for so little supp;ies but the war is really pressing down on not only us but many other natios.

The Latonesian Emporer

The latonesians already have a good number of troops out, about 250,000, not including pows, but all men/women/children that are in the third division will be deployed in a few days, mainly heading to fcement island and the new Beatusian island to trane. division two infantry unit are now also being held on cement island. they will depart at the same time as division two.

Helicopter calvary will be following them to the Tripalian naval base, Port Holican.

Admiral Kashmir

to mi-goh,
the terroriest attacks have started up again , three bombings, various explosions, and threatening calls to the F.B.I, we were wondering if you could look into the situation, see if the tripallians are planning anything, or any other asential info,
thanks!
The Holy Empire Of Cow Pigs:sniper::)

General Merre of the newly-risen Kingdom of Mi-Goh hated his job. He hated having to sit and "guard" his station in Cow Pigs while everyone else went to attack the Tripalese.
It was boring.

Up until...oh, about thirty seconds ago.

He leaned over his desk and looked Maj. John Heiss straight in the eye. "You've found a sleeper cell of Tripalese terrorists bent on overthrowing the Cow Pig Government."

"Yes, sir."

"Then why the hell aren't you doing anything about it?"

Heiss stepepd back. "Sir, because we can't find them, sir. Besides, the jurisdiction is--"

"Do you see this letter?" said Merre, waving it. "It gives me permission from the Holy Empire of Cow Pigs to do whatever I want to any terrorist organization that dares to show its damned-to-hell face while i'm in charge here. Find them, Major."

"And when I find them," Heiss asked, mentally adding, If I find them, "Would you like to try them in Cow Pigs or on Mi-Goh soil?"

Merre grinned. "I dont intend for there to be a trial, Major. I'm going to do something worthwhile here, and all that Military Law crap is a waste of time. Kill them. Empathetically."

Once the Major was gone, Merre wrote a letter to the leader of the Holy Empire of Cow Pigs.

I have been informed that one or more 'sleeper cells' of terrorists have recently become active. Your surmise was correct--they are Tripalese. More details to follow. I have ordered my men to track them down and deal justice as they see fit.

The Parlament of Sentient Beongs was meeting for the second time today at 11:30 pm. The timid Secretary of the underfunded intellegence agency held the floor. "It h-has recentley come to my att-attention that the t-Tripalians are at war with Latonesia, Cow Pigs,m-Mi-Goh, Beatus, h-Holy Paradise, and Stokolmolvi." he stammerd out. "Hmm....." Said king Westsly Clairk "I believe we should aid those nations at war with the Tripalians" he declared. It was passed by 56% of the 100 senators. Send this message to them said the king.
" In two days time 50,000 men, 15,000 tanks, 800 hive bommers, and 5,000 dart fighters will arrive at your city. They are to be under your command although you must inform us of everything you do with them and it must be approved. A convoy of 5 Beong-class carriers carrying 250 Deadulus fighter bommers, 10 wrath-class submarines, 20 gauld-class destroyers, 10 Lantian-class cruisers, and 5 Doran-class battleships will arive at cement island at that time, but will be an independant force. We will lso send all available transports, including civilian owned boats to temporaraly take citizens away from the war zones to take shelter in sentient Beongs.

This time 14 landers arrived in the same Tripailian shore, the P.O.W camp was posted near by about 25 heavily armed garuds sleeped around the camp, but luckily the third divition troops the gaurds didn't hear at thing.

4 hours Later.

The Tripalian naval base was slowly being rampaged. Latonesian, Cow pig, Mi-gohian, Beatusian, Stokvian and Holy Paridisers had practicailly won the naval base. Tripalian transport copters landed near the base, under heavy AA-gun fire and anti air missle fire the Copters zoomed out of the naval base and into the sunrise. The allied troops cheering was dulled be a beaping. The base was about to blow.
"Five Minutes!" yelled the Mi-gohian bomb squad specialist.

Lt. Seval, a member of the Mi-Goh military detatchment to Cow Pigs, knew that he shouldnt get involved in a full-scale firefight in Cow Pigs' capital. In fact, the major had been quite emphatic about it.
Seval was supposed to neutralize the terrorist threat and report back.

This was not happening.

Grenades exploded to his left. The clatter of rifle fire already had citizens running for thier homes.

Seval had found out too late that the "tripalese terrorists" were not tripalese at all. They were Cow Pig citizens loyal to the tripalese. Which meant that they looked and acted just like ordinary Cow Pig Citizens, right up until they pulled a gun and started shooting.

"They're on the rooftops," a corporal yelled, pointing upward. The Lt. looked, and indeed, armed men were racing from rooftop to rooftop, firing down at Mi-Goh's soldiers.

As he raised his gun to fire, an explosion--much louder and hotter than any grenade--went off behind him. He whirled and saw a cloud of dust rising over the city's treasury.

This was a screw up, and it just kept getting bigger and bigger. First fighting in the streets--with Cow Pig citizens loyal to the goddamned tripalese, for the love of god--now sabotage. Who knew how many other bombs they had planted?
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The Major stood at General Merre's desk and said, "They're ordinary Cow Pig citizens, sir, but with Tripalese sympathies. This is big, sir. Huge." As he spoke, another explosion went off. "We have men pinned down in the west district. Reinforcements are just coming in from the east, but frankly, sir, I dont think they'll help much. There are no rules--they wear no uniforms and strike when we least expect them."

Merre sighed. "I want our special forces in here. Withdraw our men; I dont want damage to the city. I want our bomb peopel working with Cow Pig's bomb people. Find the bombs while our special forces find the terrorists. And send a message to the emperer.
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To: Cow Pigs
From: General Merre of Mi-Goh.

The terrorists are Cow Pig Citizens who support the Tripalese. We believe they have several large bombs set in your capital. We are doing everything we can to stop them. Our bomb squads and special forces are working closely with yours but, in the absence of any solid enemy to fight, we can gurantee nothing soon.

i will send my special forces and bomb squod to help, thank you fo the heads up,
thanks,

OOC: the tripalese are turning out to be really, really good with their bombs...
Sorry for the two consecutive posts, I posted the first before I got the message that I had five minutes to diffuse the bomb. :)

IC
Specialist David Jess fumbled with the clay and wiring of the first bomb.
There were three bombs, all connected by a central timer. The counter now read 3:55 in bright red doomsday letters. And he had to disarm them in order--they were linked and if he got the order wrong, it would set off a chain reaction.

Anxiety pulled at his stomach.

He pulled the detonater out of the first bomb and nothing happened. Sweat dripped down his forehead.

"Come on, man--" said a soldier nearby.

"SHUT. UP." Jess said.

3:02. One down, two to go.

By the wiring, he determined the order of the second one. He was getting his feel now. This one was just like the first, and he had it done in 45 seconds.

The last one was different. It was the central device, and unlike any he had ever seen.

2:00

He steeled himself. Everything he needed to know about this, he already knew. It had been drilled into him back at Demolitions Specialty Training.
The bomb was made up of a lot of high-intensity plastique and ball bearings. If it went off, it would leave the building standing but kill all those around him.

"Everybody get back!" he yelled, his hands working feverishly at the wiring. "Back. This thing goes off, it'll kill everyone of you."

They stepped back. 1:30.

He pulled at the first layer of plastique. It was attatched to the blue wire. He had to cut the wire in order to disarm it--but cutting the wire meant that the second layer of plastique would explode. Dammit.

1:01

He unscrewed the blue wire, keeping both layers of Plastique intact. He would cut it once the detonator was disconnected from the green wire.
One layer of plastique left.
He took out the packets of ball bearings and tossed them away. Then he disconnected the red wire, causing a brief fizz in the chemicals in the detonator.

0:32

The yellow, green, and gray wires remained.

He unscrewed the green wire from the detonator. Then he cut the blue wire, rendering the first two layers of plastique useless.

0:21

"Get that plastique out of here. And the ball bearings."
Jess looked. he couldnt disconnect the detonator without cutting the grey wire. If he cut the grey wire without cutting the yellow one, the third and final layer of Plastique would go off.
But cutting the yellow wire meant that the detonator would explode. The detonator had the force of a grenade, perhaps a little stronger.

With ten seconds left, Jess seperated the detonator and plastique, keeping them as far away as he could, hoping like hell the detonator's force wouldn't trigger the plastique.

He laid down on top of the detonator. "Everybody back away!"

Then he cut the yellow wire.

The detonator tore him apart, but the blast didnt reach the plastique. Specialist David Jess was the only one who was killed by that bomb. He was awarded, posthumously, the Mi-Goh medal of Valor.

The new Emporiss, Evana the II has declared that David Jess's family be given a sum of $1 million dollars to his family. We thank your men for saving our buts out there, we'ed be in hell/heaven if it wasn't for you.

Latonesian Emroriss