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The History/Religion of Raphelidonium (Up to year 300 A.D)

Raphelidonium
23-12-2007, 06:20
In the begining there was nothing. But then The Creator made the Earth. Then to inhabit the Earth he placed animals (such as the great majestic Inca). To rule these animals he put into power Man. Men are perfect in all ways. For many years the Men ruled Earth through what is now refered to as the Golden Age. But then The Creator began to worry that soon the Men may take over, not only the Earth, but also his kingdom above. He then made a new creature to slow down the takeover by Man. Women were placed on Earth. They immediatly began to distupt the minds of Man. The kingdom of Man soon began to be currupt and distorted by civil war. After many years of strife, The Creator made a safe haven for all Men who remained loyal to him. This haven was known as Raphelidonium.

The first king of Raphelidonium was Shairunfo The Wise. He led the Raphelidoniumions into seclusion. He comissioned the building of the Wall of Whales. The wall was put around all of Raphelidonium thus ensureing its safety from the dreaded Women. The Women was used only for procreation hinceforth. Shairunfo was succeded by his sons son, Ramion Pidgeon Slayer. Known for placing archers around the Wall of Whales, known as Piikmoos meaning literally "Those who kill fat birds that land on walls". After the Wall of Whales had been properly fortified by Ramion Pidgen Slayer, his son, Hakifobeian The Just took the throne. He laid down the laws by whitch Raphelidonium was founded on. They are as folows:

1. The King is the voice and will of The Creator.

2. No Man can object to the King.

3. No Woman can object to a Man

4. Women are all worthless.

5. Raphelidonians are the Supreme Race.

The next 352 years went by peacefully. The Raphelidonians were all safe from the outside world, and were all content on how life inside the Wall was. But by 267 B.C they was a rebel uprising. Women and Men currupted my Women were begining to fight aginst the rule of Likf the Crule (known for the intentional sacking of his own capitol city Nymphadoria.). The rebels named them selves the Akinators. Thier motto: "Sic Semper Tyrannis" or "Thus always to Tyrants.". The Akinators soon became very powerfull and declared open war with the Empire on Sept.24 233 b.c.e. The war ended in year 45 b.c.e with the exicution of Likf the 7th by way of quartering, burning, and skining. This bloody coop was known as The War of Pines. The Akinators were soon overthrown by yet another party called the Loyalists before they could do any real damage to the kingdom of Raphelidonium. The Loyalists brought back many of the anchient rules laid down by Sicamore the 1st and ruled up untill the year 1200 A.D.

- From the works of Armqutalris of Raphelidonium
Blasphemous Priest
23-12-2007, 06:45
In the begining there was nothing. But then The Creator made the Earth. Then to inhabit the Earth he placed animals (such as the great majestic Inca). To rule these animals he put into power Man. Men are perfect in all ways. For many years the Men ruled Earth through what is now refered to as the Golden Age. But then The Creator began to worry that soon the Men may take over, not only the Earth, but also his kingdom above. He then made a new creature to slow down the takeover by Man. Women were placed on Earth. They immediatly began to distupt the minds of Man. The kingdom of Man soon began to be currupt and distorted by civil war. After many years of strife, The Creator made a safe haven for all Men who remained loyal to him. This haven was known as Raphelidonium.

The first king of Raphelidonium was Shairunfo The Wise. He led the Raphelidoniumions into seclusion. He comissioned the building of the Wall of Whales. The wall was put around all of Raphelidonium thus ensureing its safety from the dreaded Women. The Women was used only for procreation hinceforth. Shairunfo was succeded by his sons son, Ramion Pidgeon Slayer. Known for placing archers around the Wall of Whales, known as Piikmoos meaning literally "Those who kill fat birds that land on walls". After the Wall of Whales had been properly fortified by Ramion Pidgen Slayer, his son, Hakifobeian The Just took the throne. He laid down the laws by whitch Raphelidonium was founded on. They are as folows:

1. The King is the voice and will of The Creator.

2. No Man can object to the King.

3. No Woman can object to a Man

4. Women are all worthless.

5. Raphelidonians are the Supreme Race.

The next 352 years went by peacefully. The Raphelidonians were all safe from the outside world, and were all content on how life inside the Wall was. But by 267 B.C they was a rebel uprising. Women and Men currupted my Women were begining to fight aginst the rule of Likf the Crule (known for the intentional sacking of his own capitol city Nymphadoria.). The rebels named them selves the Akinators. Thier motto: "Sic Semper Tyrannis" or "Thus always to Tyrants.". The Akinators soon became very powerfull and declared open war with the Empire on Sept.24 233 b.c.e. The war ended in year 45 b.c.e with the exicution of Likf the 7th by way of quartering, burning, and skining. This bloody coop was known as The War of Pines. The Akinators were soon overthrown by yet another party called the Loyalists before they could do any real damage to the kingdom of Raphelidonium. The Loyalists brought back many of the anchient rules laid down by Sicamore the 1st and ruled up untill the year 1200 A.D.

- From the works of Armqutalris of Raphelidonium


"And the Blasphemous Patriarch, Son of the Fallen Father, said unto Man: "Those who shall choose to follow Raphelidonium bullshit are doomed to die, and their Eternal Souls shall be slapped by Satanus's Aid's Stick.' And this message was thus passed down by Man and its begotten Sons. And to the Daughters of Man was this message passed as well."

3:11:6 Book of Denial, The Patrias
Skibereen
23-12-2007, 13:57
OOC: This is a history/religion thread for his nation...you want to make one go do it...if your too stupid to make an entire thread dont clutter his with your bullshit.
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Your's should too. Might help if you read your own sig.
Blasphemous Priest
24-12-2007, 03:10
OOC: This is a history/religion thread for his nation...you want to make one go do it...if your too stupid to make an entire thread dont clutter his with your bullshit.
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Your's should too. Might help if you read your own sig.

'Twas a joke.

So stop bitchin'