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The First National Beatusian Bank Welcomes You

The First National Beatusian Bank is now open. We offer a safe secure place for you to store your money, and earn interest, at a rate of 5%. We also have no-name numbered accounts for those of you who would rather remain anonymous, no questions asked. We even give loans. We have it all. We cater to everyone from huge nations to small businesses and people just looking for a safe place for they're nest egg. If you wish to open an account, or take out a loan please see the forms below. Thank you.

Signed,
George Fulbright
Bank Manager
First Beatusian National Bank

Standard Account Form
Name:
Address:
Nationality:
Age:
Sex:
Initial Deposit:

Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount:
Secret Passkey: (How we will identify you from not you)
(A Number will be assigned to you when your account is opened)

Loan Application
Name: (Your name for a Personal loan, name of business for a business loan)
Address:
Nation:
Nationality:
Age:
Sex:
Amount:
Collateral:
Reason for loan:

(We will do a simply back round check, validate your reason, and get back to you with a interest rate, and payment schedule. Non-Profit organization? see if you qualify for a lower interest rate, or even an interest free loan.)

Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount: $20,000,000 USD
Secret Passkey: Dolphin
(A Number will be assigned to you when your account is opened)

Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount: $20,000,000 USD
Secret Passkey: Dolphin
(A Number will be assigned to you when your account is opened)

To Unknown,

Your account has been established, and your $20,000,000 USD are now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account number is 00000000001.

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Before we open an account with the First National Beatusian Bank we wish to know if deposits are insured and if so to what amount?

Before we open an account with the First National Beatusian Bank we wish to know if deposits are insured and if so to what amount?

All deposits are insured up to $1,000,000,000,000 USD by the Beatusian Government.

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Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount: 50,000,000,000 USD
Secret Passkey:anreteamoryocd18927421198

Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount: 50,000,000,000 USD
Secret Passkey:anreteamoryocd18927421198

To Unknown,

Your account has been established, and your $50,000,000,000 USD are now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account number is 00000000002, remember it for you will need it if you wish to withdraw, or deposit any more money.

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Pablo was happy he could find another fiscal paradise to spread his patrimony to difficult things for international police forces. He quickly asked one of his goons to send an anonymous request and the money to open an account in the new National Beatusian Bank.

Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount: US$ 500,000,000
Secret Passkey: zensibility2301

Pablo was happy he could find another fiscal paradise to spread his patrimony to difficult things for international police forces. He quickly asked one of his goons to send an anonymous request and the money to open an account in the new National Beatusian Bank.

Numbered Account Form
Initial Deposit Amount: US$ 500,000,000
Secret Passkey: zensibility2301

To Unknown,

Your account has been established, and your $500,000,000 USD are now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account number is 00000000003, remember it for you will need it if you wish to withdraw, or deposit any more money.

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We would like to invest in your bank, what are your stock options?

We would like to invest in your bank, what are your stock options?

We are not currently offering stock to the public at this time. We will inform your when we do though.

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Name: Kliffstown International
Address: 186 Forest st.
Nation: Kliffstown
Nationality: kliffstowns
Age: 35
Sex: male
Amount:086,000,000,000.00

Collateral: the outstanding history of Kliffstown own government spending on the greatly under appreciated service of national social welfare, at present Kliffstown spends about 32% percent of it's government spending on this.

Reason for loan: The nation of Kliffstown is one of great compassion and understanding. The government of this nation has recently created Kliffstown International, a non-profit organization that will provide aid to countries that need help providing support for there less "fortunate" citizens. The organization will provide information on how foreign nations may decrease the level of poverty and if necessary Kliffstown International will provide monetary support.

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Name:Docter Sigmund Detwiler
Address:658 North Necrmancer Drive Boat dock B
Nationality:Silver Wolf Republic
Age:66
Sex:m
Initial Deposit:56.890 in gold coins

Name:Docter Sigmund Detwiler
Address:658 North Necrmancer Drive Boat dock B
Nationality:Silver Wolf Republic
Age:66
Sex:m
Initial Deposit:56.890 in gold coins

To Dr. Sigmund Detwiler,

An account in your name has been established, and your $56,890 USD are now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account pin number is 1234, remember it for you will need it if you wish to withdraw, or deposit any more money.

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Name: Kliffstown International
Address: 186 Forest st.
Nation: Kliffstown
Nationality: kliffstowns
Age: 35
Sex: male
Amount:$86,000,000,000.00

Collateral: the outstanding history of Kliffstown own government spending on the greatly under appreciated service of national social welfare, at present Kliffstown spends about 32% percent of it's government spending on this.

Reason for loan: The nation of Kliffstown is one of great compassion and understanding. The government of this nation has recently created Kliffstown International, a non-profit organization that will provide aid to countries that need help providing support for there less "fortunate" citizens. The organization will provide information on how foreign nations may decrease the level of poverty and if necessary Kliffstown International will provide monetary support.

To Kliffstown International,

We are willing to offer you a loan agreement for the amount of $86,000,000,000.00 USD, at a fixed yearly interest rate of 12.2%, over a period of 30 years. Your monthly payment will be $268,033,333.25 USD. We await your reply on the acceptance or declination of this offer.

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Name:Former President John Arnold
Address:4374 Grape Avenue, Riverside, Calitannia,Calizorinstan
Nationality:Calizorinstani
Age:52
Sex:Male
Initial Deposit:125,000 USD

Name:Former President John Arnold
Address:4374 Grape Avenue, Riverside, Calitannia,Calizorinstan
Nationality:Calizorinstani
Age:52
Sex:Male
Initial Deposit:125,000 USD

To Mr. John Arnold,

An account in your name has been established, and your $125,000 USD is now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account pin number is 1111, remember it for you will need it if you wish to withdraw, or deposit any more money.

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Numbered Account Form
Depositor: CDS
Initial Deposit Amount: $27,000,000,000,000 over a period of 9 years
Secret Passkey: w6n3k31p24i5xnzm4001935jdkdoqp

Numbered Account Form
Depositor: CDS
Initial Deposit Amount: $27,000,000,000,000 over a period of 9 years
Secret Passkey: w6n3k31p24i5xnzm4001935jdkdoqp

To Unknown,

Your account has been established, and your $27,000,000,000,000 USD is now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account number is 00000000004, remember it for you will need it if you wish to withdraw, or deposit any more money.

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[OOC: Just like to clarify that it's 27 trillion over 9 years, or 3 trillion a year. Making sure that people don't hunt me down for depositing more than I should.]

[OOC: the Bank understands that. That is all that matters.]

[OOC: Just like to clarify that it's 27 trillion over 9 years, or 3 trillion a year. Making sure that people don't hunt me down for depositing more than I should.]

Soviet Aissur wishes to open an account for one of our long time ambassadors, so that he will have a bank account to survive on when he retires.


Standard Account Form
Name: Russel P. Higgins II
Address: 247 Govermental Way, Aissuria, Soviet Aissur
Nationality: Aissuran
Age: 52
Sex: M
Initial Deposit: 200,000

To Russel P. Higgins II,

An account in your name has been established, and your $200,000 USD is now safely locked away, and accruing interest. Your account pin number is 1211, remember it for you will need it if you wish to withdraw, or deposit any more money.

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To: First National Beatusian Bank.
From: Russel P. Higgins II

I wish to deposit an additional 1,000 USD to my account. My PIN is 1211. Thank you.

Russel P. Higgins II

Weapons-Tech Incorp would like to offer your bank a chance to join the UIFC, United International Financial Corporation. this is a once in a lifetime offer and will soon be recanted.... We hope to hear from you.

To: First National Beatusian Bank.
From: Russel P. Higgins II

I wish to deposit an additional 1,000 USD to my account. My PIN is 1211. Thank you.

Russel P. Higgins II

To Russel P. Higgins II,

Your $1,000 USD deposit is now safely locked away, and accruing interest.

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First National Beatusian Bank Automatized Account Creation System

Weapons-Tech Incorp would like to offer your bank a chance to join the UIFC, United International Financial Corporation. this is a once in a lifetime offer and will soon be recanted.... We hope to hear from you.

To Weapons Tech Incorp,

We wish to learn more about this offer. What is this UIFC? and what are the rules, and requirements for joining.

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First National Beatusian Bank Automatized Message Reply System

The UIFC is the largest International Financial Corporation in the N.S. World. created by The International Bank of N.S. and others from the world it has claimed control of a large portion of the banking industry. The second largest and non-partner is DMG.