NationStates Jolt Archive


D.B. Cooper Strike Again

Kelnoriem
21-12-2007, 05:54
Sadid Airport, North Calaveras,

D.B. Cooper walked up to the Sunway Airlines ticket counter, and asked for a ticket to Kirov Airport.
North Calaveras
21-12-2007, 05:58
A attendant looked at the man " Hello brother, you seek access? Well, may i see your I.D.?
Kelnoriem
21-12-2007, 06:02
"Here it is," he said as showed her a well faked Kelnoriemian Identification Card stating that his name was Donald Cooper. "How much will the ticket be?"
North Calaveras
21-12-2007, 06:05
She looked at the I.D. " This checks out, the pay will be two hundred Kashels sir."
Kelnoriem
21-12-2007, 20:16
"Do you accept American Dollars?" asked D.B., as he pulled a stack of $20 bills out of his pocket. He was dressed in a white business suit, and had black briefcase.
North Calaveras
21-12-2007, 23:14
She smiled " Those will work to brother." she took the money " Please come through the metal detecter."
Kelnoriem
22-12-2007, 02:42
D.B. walked over to the metal detector, and placed the briefcase on the convener belt for the x-ray machine. As he walked through the metal detector it began beeping. "Oh, I have a pacemaker, and it sometimes sets these things off," said D.B., it wouldn't be surprising as he was in his sixties.
North Calaveras
22-12-2007, 03:53
A guard let him through " It's okay brother, may Kash keep you living long."
Kelnoriem
22-12-2007, 04:06
D.B. smiled at the guard, picked up his briefcase, went to his gate, boarded the plane, and waited for take off.
North Calaveras
22-12-2007, 04:10
Everyone sat in the Airliner as the pilot " Hello, I Salam your pilot, may we all have a moment of silence to pray to for a safe flight." All the people aboard leaned forward for a quick prayer, with there face towards the sun.
Kelnoriem
22-12-2007, 04:17
D.B. continued to wait patiently for the plane to takeoff.
North Calaveras
22-12-2007, 04:18
The engines turned on, the plane began take off " Please remain seated while taking off."