Allanea
19-12-2007, 07:35
Sponsored by
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and
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is the new Allanean one-short reality show:
RealFights: Ultimate Slaughter
Deep in the poorest areas of Allanea, on the yards of her prisons, and in the streets where the worst bums rest, their hands outstretched for a donation, went the brave people of Simon Phoenix Cinema. This time, they were not after actors or supermodels. Our first star was... shall we say, a common man.
Joey Hamilton was recruited from a cardboard box in San-Nereiana. We paid for his dental care – so now you can sort of look him in the face.
Camera shifts to show the face of a bum, some teeth missing, some black, some steel, his face wrinkled, his hair dirty and grey.
Why was he recruited? Because we were looking for people for a new show. A show where people will be given opportunity to get themselves a better life. For this purpose, we brought many people like Joey on our command. Here's Hannah. She's a convicted felon, known to the police as 'machinegun Hannah'. She has been convicted for robbing a man at gunpoint with her lover Sarah Smith. We unfotunately can't show you Sarah – she was shot by police while resisting arrest.
Camera shows a headshaven, firm-jawed woman, her left cheek tattoed, holding a Doomani DRS-84 Sniper Rifle and armed with three Doomani pistols and grenades
There are many men and women like this on our show. One of the, is Jason Sanderson, aged fifty-six. He is a Saharistani convicted pedophile. He was a police officer arrested by 4 social workers who lured him into a neighboring police district – local police protected him. Now, after only ten years in prison, Jason gets a chance at improving his lot in life.
Camera shows Jason, a fat, balding man in a wife-beater T-shirt, holding a RMI NEAK BAR-4 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12767586&postcount=30) rifle
In total one hundred people were hired for the show – fifty on each side, all men like Jason, Joey, and Hannah. They are divided into two teams – the HTC and DDI teams, one in blue, the other in black uniforms. Soon, they will play The Game.
OUR LOCATION
Camera shifts to show an ancient, abandoned army base in the desert, with two Saharistani military blimps hovering overhead. We see an Allanean in a three-piece suit standing in front of the camera, shouting over the howl of the wind.
“Behind me is Castle Gizmo, an ancient Saharistani army base! We are far beyond any reach of civilisation! If I tried to walk to the nearest town, I would starve and dehydrate before I get there! Every location here is rigged with dozens of CCTV camera, to allow us full-time, high-res coverage of the game field! And there will be heli gunship patrolling to prevent escape!”
Camera shifts to allow us to see first Team HTC then Team DDI approaching the camp from two opposite positions.
“What is the game, you ask? The game is simple: The teams will shoot each other. They have ten hours to get it over with. The winner team is the one with more surivving players as of ten hours from now. Every player is awarded $20,000 for participation, and $100,000 if his team wins. Note that even if the player does not live to see his team win, his money will be awarded to his next of kin. The winnig team leader – Joey on one side, Hannah on the other – is awarded $500,000. Additional money is provided on a per-kill basis."
THE SHOW CONSISTS OF ONE THREE-HOUR EPISODE, WHICH WILL SOON BE AIRED AND COME OUT ON DVD.
ORDER NOW ON OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.SIMONPHOENIXCINEMA.COM.ALL
http://orbital.weapon.system.googlepages.com/htc.gif (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529784)
and
Doomingsland Defense Industries (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529784)
is the new Allanean one-short reality show:
RealFights: Ultimate Slaughter
Deep in the poorest areas of Allanea, on the yards of her prisons, and in the streets where the worst bums rest, their hands outstretched for a donation, went the brave people of Simon Phoenix Cinema. This time, they were not after actors or supermodels. Our first star was... shall we say, a common man.
Joey Hamilton was recruited from a cardboard box in San-Nereiana. We paid for his dental care – so now you can sort of look him in the face.
Camera shifts to show the face of a bum, some teeth missing, some black, some steel, his face wrinkled, his hair dirty and grey.
Why was he recruited? Because we were looking for people for a new show. A show where people will be given opportunity to get themselves a better life. For this purpose, we brought many people like Joey on our command. Here's Hannah. She's a convicted felon, known to the police as 'machinegun Hannah'. She has been convicted for robbing a man at gunpoint with her lover Sarah Smith. We unfotunately can't show you Sarah – she was shot by police while resisting arrest.
Camera shows a headshaven, firm-jawed woman, her left cheek tattoed, holding a Doomani DRS-84 Sniper Rifle and armed with three Doomani pistols and grenades
There are many men and women like this on our show. One of the, is Jason Sanderson, aged fifty-six. He is a Saharistani convicted pedophile. He was a police officer arrested by 4 social workers who lured him into a neighboring police district – local police protected him. Now, after only ten years in prison, Jason gets a chance at improving his lot in life.
Camera shows Jason, a fat, balding man in a wife-beater T-shirt, holding a RMI NEAK BAR-4 (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12767586&postcount=30) rifle
In total one hundred people were hired for the show – fifty on each side, all men like Jason, Joey, and Hannah. They are divided into two teams – the HTC and DDI teams, one in blue, the other in black uniforms. Soon, they will play The Game.
OUR LOCATION
Camera shifts to show an ancient, abandoned army base in the desert, with two Saharistani military blimps hovering overhead. We see an Allanean in a three-piece suit standing in front of the camera, shouting over the howl of the wind.
“Behind me is Castle Gizmo, an ancient Saharistani army base! We are far beyond any reach of civilisation! If I tried to walk to the nearest town, I would starve and dehydrate before I get there! Every location here is rigged with dozens of CCTV camera, to allow us full-time, high-res coverage of the game field! And there will be heli gunship patrolling to prevent escape!”
Camera shifts to allow us to see first Team HTC then Team DDI approaching the camp from two opposite positions.
“What is the game, you ask? The game is simple: The teams will shoot each other. They have ten hours to get it over with. The winner team is the one with more surivving players as of ten hours from now. Every player is awarded $20,000 for participation, and $100,000 if his team wins. Note that even if the player does not live to see his team win, his money will be awarded to his next of kin. The winnig team leader – Joey on one side, Hannah on the other – is awarded $500,000. Additional money is provided on a per-kill basis."
THE SHOW CONSISTS OF ONE THREE-HOUR EPISODE, WHICH WILL SOON BE AIRED AND COME OUT ON DVD.
ORDER NOW ON OUR WEBSITE AT WWW.SIMONPHOENIXCINEMA.COM.ALL