Allanea
19-12-2007, 00:27
Minas Faerie, Allanea
“So what you're telling me is that they're completely screwed.” - Antalia Reynes peered into the face of her Foreign Affairs liaison - “No meaningful infrastructure, multiple planets slagged in full or in part, impending starvation, economic depression, the works?”
“I see. We should help them.”
“Why? They've just barely joined our Confederacy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=545418)...”
“Which is why we should help.” - the Senator was still smiling at the liaison, but her fingers were moving rapidly, typing up the beginning of a memo - “The Confederacy might fall apart tomorrow, but the people at UNS Command will remember that we pulled them out of abject poverty. And then there's the usual human kindness detail, but I'm sure you're not even intelligent enough to understand that. Now, let me contemplate this... we should request Congress for additional funding – but also take some money from the Confederate budget. After all, that's what the Confederacy is for, right?”
“That is correct, Senator Reynes.”
“Very well.” - her smile became kinder - “I want you to contact Alex and have him confirm diverting fifty percent of the Confederate budget towards this cause. I will meet him later, and discuss the exact division of funding.”
“What do you want the money to go to?”
“I am getting there. I want the Confederacy to fund the UNS Command's own projects for rebuilding – and as for our own Congress, I want them to find someone who has a big industrial base and can help our own industries build equipment for reconstruction. And we need to move quickly.”
“Do you have any particular nation in mind?”
A week later, in Kazansky's office
“How did you manage to get Congress to confirm it so quickly?” - the Boy-President looked at the paper. - “I was kind of worried about this, you know. Even the regular appropriations take months and months of wrangling, and God knows you haven't precisely chosen the most popular contractor.”
“Well, no. But the mechanoids are famous for putting out work fast and clean – unless they hate you, that is.”
Kazansky relaxed – but only a bit. “That still doesn't answer my question. How did you do it?”
“There's a Constitutionalist Congressman that owes me a favor, so he tied it into a big appropriations bill for the Navy. It still almost failed, so we had to cut our estimated by about twenty-five percent. But it got through.”
“Nevermind. You know I spend way too much time scamming oppressive dictatorships out of their money. You can make up for any missing funds from my personal accounts. You know full well I can't use most of that money anyway.”
“Okay.” - Antalia beamed - “There's one more thing.”
“There is?”
“You forgot to sign the bill, Sir.”
Kazansky laughed so hard he almost fell out of his chair.
24 hours later
It was known as the Naval Forces Appropriation Act 2007, and has generally been discussed in public for its military implications – the types of ships that were ordered, the research grants given, and the usual stuff. Few people paid attention to several Wrath class battleships being emptied of their combat complement, and filled with tons and tons of MRE's and emergency products. Only later, when the plan came fully together, would the astonishment begin to set in.
Several Allanean factories were put to work producing a variety of agricultural and building equipment necessary to the new task Allanea put itself to, and a message was sent out to 01MC, requesting multiple Foodsats, a slew of Cargo Transport Dirigibles, trucks and tractors of different shapes and sizes, and if they could send out an advisor, it would be awesome of them.
Finally, a message went out to UNS Command itself, requesting the coordinates of whatever spaceport in the system would be most appropriate as headquarters for the Allaneans' humanitarian mission.
“So what you're telling me is that they're completely screwed.” - Antalia Reynes peered into the face of her Foreign Affairs liaison - “No meaningful infrastructure, multiple planets slagged in full or in part, impending starvation, economic depression, the works?”
“I see. We should help them.”
“Why? They've just barely joined our Confederacy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=545418)...”
“Which is why we should help.” - the Senator was still smiling at the liaison, but her fingers were moving rapidly, typing up the beginning of a memo - “The Confederacy might fall apart tomorrow, but the people at UNS Command will remember that we pulled them out of abject poverty. And then there's the usual human kindness detail, but I'm sure you're not even intelligent enough to understand that. Now, let me contemplate this... we should request Congress for additional funding – but also take some money from the Confederate budget. After all, that's what the Confederacy is for, right?”
“That is correct, Senator Reynes.”
“Very well.” - her smile became kinder - “I want you to contact Alex and have him confirm diverting fifty percent of the Confederate budget towards this cause. I will meet him later, and discuss the exact division of funding.”
“What do you want the money to go to?”
“I am getting there. I want the Confederacy to fund the UNS Command's own projects for rebuilding – and as for our own Congress, I want them to find someone who has a big industrial base and can help our own industries build equipment for reconstruction. And we need to move quickly.”
“Do you have any particular nation in mind?”
A week later, in Kazansky's office
“How did you manage to get Congress to confirm it so quickly?” - the Boy-President looked at the paper. - “I was kind of worried about this, you know. Even the regular appropriations take months and months of wrangling, and God knows you haven't precisely chosen the most popular contractor.”
“Well, no. But the mechanoids are famous for putting out work fast and clean – unless they hate you, that is.”
Kazansky relaxed – but only a bit. “That still doesn't answer my question. How did you do it?”
“There's a Constitutionalist Congressman that owes me a favor, so he tied it into a big appropriations bill for the Navy. It still almost failed, so we had to cut our estimated by about twenty-five percent. But it got through.”
“Nevermind. You know I spend way too much time scamming oppressive dictatorships out of their money. You can make up for any missing funds from my personal accounts. You know full well I can't use most of that money anyway.”
“Okay.” - Antalia beamed - “There's one more thing.”
“There is?”
“You forgot to sign the bill, Sir.”
Kazansky laughed so hard he almost fell out of his chair.
24 hours later
It was known as the Naval Forces Appropriation Act 2007, and has generally been discussed in public for its military implications – the types of ships that were ordered, the research grants given, and the usual stuff. Few people paid attention to several Wrath class battleships being emptied of their combat complement, and filled with tons and tons of MRE's and emergency products. Only later, when the plan came fully together, would the astonishment begin to set in.
Several Allanean factories were put to work producing a variety of agricultural and building equipment necessary to the new task Allanea put itself to, and a message was sent out to 01MC, requesting multiple Foodsats, a slew of Cargo Transport Dirigibles, trucks and tractors of different shapes and sizes, and if they could send out an advisor, it would be awesome of them.
Finally, a message went out to UNS Command itself, requesting the coordinates of whatever spaceport in the system would be most appropriate as headquarters for the Allaneans' humanitarian mission.