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East Ying Productions: The do-do Factor

East Ying
18-12-2007, 22:40
The Do-Do Factor!

Welcome to East Ying Productions' "The Do-Do" Factor.
A specially developed line of carefully made threads to extinguish n0obs. The thread consists of a variety of weapons and carefully made armor just so you can wash those n00bish things out of your system! Here are some of our NEW weapons That We would Like to offer.

N0oB Extinguisher:
A carefully mixed potion consisting of LOL and N0ob-OuT, this new product comes disguised as an ordinary Fire Extinguisher! But when you hold out the nozzle in front of a n00b and press the button, the formula shoots out in a clear, watery form at the nearest n00b. After a few seconds you may notice the n00b may seem to be swelling. This is the first stage. The s second stage, he will run out and vanish into thin air.
Side Effects May Include: nausea, headache, and severe heartburn

NUB-raser:
Made from miniature particles of n00b writing, and combined with erasers, when ever you rub this stick on a n00b, the n00b disappears! The name originates from Eraser, and Nub, or noob.

Do-Do Gun:
This gun, shaped like a normal pistol, actually fires mini fireballs and n00b-out pellets. When fired, bullets take the shape of the extinct Do-Do bird. Effects on N00b are: Inflammation, and or disappearance.

Thank You for coming to the "Do-Do Factor"
Come Again Next Month, add your own idea, even make your own Do-Do Thread!

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