NationStates Jolt Archive


Guten Tag, meine freunden!

Trans-Siberiavania
17-12-2007, 05:52
Are you tired of living in the same, boring region? If so, answer these quick questions and find out if The Rhineland is the region for you!

1) Do you find yourself frequently cussing in German?
2) Do you have an attraction to German-born models e.g. Heidi Klum or Claudia Schiffer?
3) Do you have plans to visit the fine Rhenish cities of Aachen, Duesseldorf, or Cologne?
4) Are you often irritated by the watered down quality of your beer and desire a drink fit for a real man?

If you answered "yes" to 1 or more these questions, the Rhineland is for you! Contact The Imperial Rhenish Chancellor of Stooponia (our founder), The Rogue Nation of Steinbachenlanden (our UN delegate), or me if you have any further questions.

Prost!
Stoklomolvi
17-12-2007, 05:58
[OOC: Not the place for regional adverts.]