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BLOODSPORT TV - Distribution Offer

Agrandov
17-12-2007, 02:33
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SPONSORED BY STALWART PMC.

To whom this may concern,

Last year the first season of BLOODSPORT TV (BSTV) annihilated all competition in Agrandov - setting new ratings records and changing the sporting world forever. Now, on the back of this success and with a multi-billion USD sponsorship deal with STALWART PMC, it is finally possible for your viewers to see our great shows on your broadcasting network.

BSTV is a television channel that is all blood-sport, all day. There's something for everyone, with over 20 great shows ranging from bare-knuckle boxing to all-out gunfights. This is a unique chance for your private or state-owned broadcasting corporation to give the gift of violence! A typical 24-hour schedule is detailed below;

First Blood - 06:00 to 08:00 (LIVE). This two-hour special goes over the latest headlines from the blood-sport world, including player interviews and arena tours. It details what is scheduled for the day to come, and reminds the audience of upcoming special events.

Bare-Knuckle-Breakfast - 08:00 to 09:00 (LIVE). BKB warms up the day with brutal boxing action from ring-masters and street-fighters around the world. Watch as they battle it out in knock-out-only fights of sheer savagery. Competitors fight for monthly cash prizes, with the league leader taking home the jackpot. Graphic violence is guaranteed, and deaths are extremely rare but not unheard of.

Jungle Kings - 09:00 to 10:00. Professional fighters take a walk on the wild side, in Agrandov's harshest environments. Wild animals react to these contenders, with no outside intervention or medical personnel. These bare-handed men and women risk their lives with lions, bears, crocodiles and more to earn enough points to the the King of the Jungle. These fights are to the death, although it is uncommon for the human to lose.

Morning Martial Arts - 10:00 to 11:00. A break from the bloodbath with host Ed Mileage, as he travels the world in search of the most devastating martial artists - and fights them. In exotic dojos and professional rings, Ed's journey is a tour of destruction. He does not come in peace, although these fights are clean and somewhat professional. A definite hit for the martial-arts enthusiast.

Knife-Fight-Noon - 11:00 to 13:00 (LIVE). Reigning Champion Six-Fingered-Steevo takes on international knife fighters in these no-holds-barred matches. Fights take place in realistic urban environments, providing the intuitive fighter with the leverage they need to win. Although this is much more violent than BKB, a fighter can forfeit a match at any point. The winning fighter either kills the opponent, has the opponent in a kill-position or injured the opponent into forfeiting. Viewer discretion is advised.

War Zone - 13:00 to 15:00. Follow the world's most daring journalists in the world's deadliest wars. War Zone is a two-hour special in the carnage created by the biggest, baddest, and best-armed militaries on the planet today. Up-to-date coverage of ongoing conflicts, with analysis of key battles and interviews with local civilians or even troops. War Zone has everything for the military enthusiast - this is everything they won't show you on CNN!

Film Slot - 15:00 to 17:00. It is typical to show violent films on BSTV, ranging from the classics to more modern art. Films are typically aired with only one commercial intermission, although this could be easily altered.

Sunset Riders - 17:00 to 19:00 (LIVE). Kicking off the evening's real entertainment is Sunset Riders, two hours of motorcycle racing with the world's toughest bikers. Anything goes, as these guys win by any means necessary to secure first place and a huge cash prize. High speed chasing, fighting, and even shooting in the badlands of Agrandov's Orange Zone.

Ultimate Champion - 19:00 to 00:00 (LIVE). This is the main event, as competitors volunteer for the ultimate blood-sport. Watch the battle it out for live or death in specially constructed arenas. This is true gladiatorial combat at its finest, as combatants fight with only the weapons they can find. These weapons aren't just salvaged though, our modern gladiators use modern gear. High tech weapons and armour are just the tools, as the real weapons are the cold-blooded killers wielding them. Ultimate Champion alone is values in the billions of USD in overall revenue, as sponsored combatants use the best equipment their backing corporation can afford. Deaths are quite common in Ultimate Champion, although the majority of matches are won once one combatant has the other unarmed and in a kill-position. Once in, a combatant may not forfeit, and must count on their opponent's mercy if badly injured.

Film Slot - 00:00 to 02:00. A second film slot brings the evening to a close.

Intermission - 02:00 to 06:00. The Intermission period is during the dead-hours of minimal viewers, and is usually used for infomercials from BSTV's official sponsors, or any other company which has purchased advertising space.

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This great lineup only includes the headlining shows, with many smaller features available for you to pick and choose. Additionally, the Film and Intermission slots can easily be replaced with any material your broadcasting group sees fit.

This is a unique opportunity to secure the broadcasting rights for 12 whole months of BLOODSPORT TV, the all-in-one all-violence all-day TV channel. There's something for everyone - except the squeamish - as the day gradually progresses into better and better entertainment.

A 12 month contract for the whole BSTV catalogue will cost your corporation only 150 million USD for Season 2, our first international season. Additionally, this extremely low price is guaranteed not to rise for 3 years for old customers. 100% of all advertising revenue you generate will be yours, with only the annual renewal of broadcasting rights required to keep it coming.



BSTV CEO,
Harold Parker.

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SPECIAL EVENTS! COMING SOON!

CHRISTMASSACRE - December 25th
The all-day BSTV Christmas Special kicks off a special edition of First Blood, before going straight in to Ultimate Champion until 15:00. Then there are your two favourite Christmas violent films back to back, followed by more Ultimate Champion until 02:00.

ALL NIGHT FIGHT - January 1st
A normal enough day of BSTV ends on New Year's Day with an Ultimate Champion special from 19:00 to 06:00 kicks off Season 2 by eliminating the early fodder. The first of the qualifying rounds for next season, this all-nighter features non-stop 12-combatant free-for-all action. Features BLOODSPORT TV legends of Ultimate Champion such as fan-favourites 'Thunder God' and 'McMayhem', the fan-despised 'Commie Carl' and the up-and-coming 'Hungry Joe'.
North Calaveras
17-12-2007, 02:42
im interested.
No Taxes
17-12-2007, 02:48
Isidorian Broadcasting Corporation (IBC) is very interested in acquiring 12 month broadcasting rights to this show. We believe that this show would be incredibly popular in No Taxes and also believe that some of the international segments could make good episodes in No Taxes itself, due to its very liberal weapons laws. 150 Million USD will be wired as soon as the first episodes begin airing on our network.
North Calaveras
17-12-2007, 02:51
Can some Calaverians be put on this show?
Allanea
17-12-2007, 08:44
OOC: I am Allanea and I approve this message.

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RandomWeirdDude from Allanea posts on the company blog, inquiring whether IPTV webcasts of the show are available.
Stevid
17-12-2007, 10:55
Such a television channel is a disgrace to human rights and values, the participants are that greedy for media attention that it shows that people will do anything to get on television.

The foul nature of this channel will not be shown on Stevidian screens and we certainly will not pay money to have our TV screens flood with this dispicable "sport".
Vetalia
17-12-2007, 22:26
Imperial Communications Commission

On behalf of a group of Vetalian television and online broadcasters, we hereby grant approval to Stalwart pmc to broadcast all of its programming in Vetalia and its dependencies. Individual companies will perform any contracting work with your corporation, but we have reviewed your operations and have determined that your company meets the regulatory standards necessary for broadcasting in Vetalia.

Effective January 1st, 2048 (VE), your company may begin broadcasting its programs in Vetalia and may commence with investment in the Vetalian telecommunications market.