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Kashism-10 commandments

1.Recognize the other prophets and follow the philosofy of your choosing, for they came before me, as long as it does not defy me.
2.Support your neighbor for in turn you will recieve thanks.
3. War is to be done if negotiations fail to bring comradeship.
4. When at war, slaughter the infidels that fight against you, but open arms to those who wish for peace, no matter what there belief.
5. Pray to me at the begining of light(sunrise), during the warming of the day(afternoon) and my death(sunset), i will be reborn the next begining.
6. During a conflict, devour the vitality of the enemy and there next generation, for it will bring new life.(eating children, and enemy KIA)
7. Enter my light by climbing the Temple of light, where your heart will find true to love to me.(Mayan-style human Sacrafice).
8.Name your future by my name(everyone born into this religion is named Kash, distinguished only by there last name.)
9.Sacrafice the enemy to me, for they will be cleansed of there sins and be broaught by my side(sacrafice of POW's)
10.Twist the other prophetets ideas to fit my holyness.

God=Kash(is the sun)

The Book of Kash(Black book, with Gold sun in the center): The book of Kash was written by members of the religions of Islam, Christianity and incorporated some Mayan-based belieifs, although the religions wanted nothing to do with there others, so they decided to create a new religion. The members were considered heretics for there actions, some were even killed while writing this book. The book has three parts:

Part 1.: The new-born: Tells storys of Kash's prophet Technitian Wilson and his journey to bring man together using his teachings in Kash.

Part 2: Twilight Forever: Tells about the other religions Prophets as tools of Kash used to bring diversity to man, and eventually the coming together of all, this part tells the story of Technitian meeting such figures as, Muhammed, Jesus, and Moses(It is believed that Technitian could not die of old).

Part 3: Celestis, Mortal plain, Abyss: Tells about the three parts of life: The plains of Celestis are large flat grass lands where the sun shines high and bright, but the earth is cooled by a breeze: this is where Good-men go to walk the plains for eternity and the thoughts of their good deeds are replayed forever in there minds.: The Mortal Plain is normal life which determines where you will go after death.: Abyss is the black sea which a person is held under the weight of the dark ocean and the thoughts of his evil deeds replayed in his mind forever.

Temple Description: Concrete or rock stairs that lead up to a large platform where a large circle window rotates with the sun as it moves, people by the masses are on this platform that can rise up to 100 feet or more, here they can pray, there is also a sacraficial table. For those who dont have a temple nearby, must pray outside facing the sun: prayers are aimed at the sun(Kash), by being on ones kness and opens arms wide feeling the suns warmth, then brought down kissing the ground, this is repeated for 2 hours at every sun worship.

The Allowances and Sins:
homosexuality:Allowed
Alchohal: On occasion
Multiple wifes: no
Rape: Punishable by death
Stealing: Punishable by death
murder: Against Infidels only( see Kashic version of Infidel)
Age of manhood: 19
Slavery: If wanted can be only enemy POW or regular Prisoners.

Clothing style: A mixed version of clothing, Mayan/Aztec/Egyptian mixed like: anything else, including other religius clothing, for we are free to chose what we wear.
OCC: May be more to come, and yes i know there are some grammar errors.

I would like to ask all nations if they would like to incorporate this religion in there countrys.

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Dont take this religion as barbaric, because its not.

I was thinking about having this religion spring up as an occult in my nation. Helthay is a fantasy style nation however, and I am not sure if that would be acceptable here?

oh sure, use it, it can used by anyone who wants to use it, it's open for use to everyone.

The reason, I asked was because the priests are going to need to have access to divine magic from their god "Kash" otherwise the Grey Wizards and the Arcane Inquistion may see them as foreigners influencing Helthay and may try to break them up with their combine might or try and corrupt them from within. Kash's followers will have to be secretive to avoid being hunted and my need to set up shop in the wild outer territories of Vel Mortha as opposed to the more civilized and protected lands of Helthay's interior territory. That means they will also need magic to combat the wild monsters and barbarian tribes that live out there…..

Any person that places this as their "religion will be gathered up and sent to a mental health facility until they stop beleiving this utter nonsense. Unlike with other religions where it is up to the families to commit such persons of religion to mental health clinics, it will be court ordered.

The reason, I asked was because the priests are going to need to have access to divine magic from their god "Kash" otherwise the Grey Wizards and the Arcane Inquistion may see them as foreigners influencing Helthay and may try to break them up with their combine might or try and corrupt them from within. Kash's followers will have to be secretive to avoid being hunted and my need to set up shop in the wild outer territories of Vel Mortha as opposed to the more civilized and protected lands of Helthay's interior territory. That means they will also need magic to combat the wild monsters and barbarian tribes that live out…..

sure there called " Children of Kash, or Light-men" for if they are Fantasy they would use powers of the sun such as burning light, and flames.

Two Bums on the street, the City of the Blessed

Bum 2: So I was down at the train yard yesterday, the wifes brother was riding in, if you call stowing away in a boxcar riding, and I heard these two guys talking. It was about this strange new religion, I think they called it Kashism, and it had all these crazy rules.

Bum 1: Kashism huh, thats a weird name, so what were these crazy rules?

Bum 2: Well the one said that they preach eating the dead of the enemy in combat, and they're children, murdering prisoners of war, and human sacrifice. It's all centered around the sun too.

Bum 1: That's horrible. Those poor savages, not understanding right from wrong. I for one am thankful that the Great Bob is here watching over us, and protecting us from such ignorance through his mirical of education, and moral guidelines.

Bum 2: Me too.

Bum 1: So how is the brother-in-law?

Bum 2: He hasn't stopped going on about how his box is so much bigger than ours, and about how he just got this brand new shopping cart, where the wheels don't squeak and they go the right way.

Bum 1: For once I'm glad your wife don't let me come over, otherwise you'd probably be begging me to come over and be a buffer between you and him.

Two Bums on the street, the City of the Blessed

Bum 2: So I was down at the train yard yesterday, the wifes brother was riding in, if you call stowing away in a boxcar riding, and I heard these two guys talking. It was about this strange new religion, I think they called it Kashism, and it had all these crazy rules.

Bum 1: Kashism huh, thats a weird name, so what were these crazy rules?

Bum 2: Well the one said that they preach eating the dead of the enemy in combat, and they're children, murdering prisoners of war, and human sacrifice. It's all centered around the sun too.

Bum 1: That's horrible. Those poor savages, not understanding right from wrong. I for one am thankful that the Great Bob is here watching over us, and protecting us from such ignorance through his mirical of education, and moral guidelines.

Bum 2: Me too.

Bum 1: So how is the brother-in-law?

Bum 2: He hasn't stopped going on about how his box is so much bigger than ours, and about how he just got this brand new shopping cart, where the wheels don't squeak and they go the right way.

Bum 1: For once I'm glad your wife don't let me come over, otherwise you'd probably be begging me to come over and be a buffer between you and him.

thanks for the support, even though the religion is very peaceful.

Once again I ask for the countrys to adopt this religion alongside the ones that are already in your countrys, as it says in the commandments to seek peace with other beliefs.

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Book of Kash added.

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Does Kash's God-Computer not have an omnipotent spell-check? I do not know how I feel about his profecies.

Peace, n00b.

Does Kash's God-Computer not have an omnipotent spell-check? I do not know how I feel about his profecies.

Peace, n00b.

ya i was kind of in hurry alright, i dont see the need for calling me a Noob, seeing as you probably never leave your moms basement.

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Deurem News Network

In the rubble of what was a televison station a man rapidly typed on the cobbled up piece of junk that was his computer.

New Religion
Scattered reports of a new religion called Kashism have be reported all over the country. Reports state that those who practice the religion have been seen in cannibalistic practices and have been attacking nationalist and democractic forces. More information as it comes

Deurem News Network

In the rubble of what was a televison station a man rapidly typed on the cobbled up piece of junk that was his computer.

New Religion
Scattered reports of a new religion called Kashism have be reported all over the country. Reports state that those who practice the religion have been seen in cannibalistic practices and have been attacking nationalist and democractic forces. More information as it comes

OCC: Oh so you allowed this religion practiced in your country?

((The two major factions are to busy to stop the growth of the religion so yeah I'm allowing it.))

OCC: alright your allowed to RP them in your country, do with them as you wish, but remember, they must act like true Kashics, some people are getting confused saying that they eat people just to eat them, when in fact, its only enemy troops and there children.

"We are interested how your belief system would accommodate one such as our own, with values completely opposed to all those you stand for. As you know, Vetalia espouses plutolatry as a central part of its belief system."

"We are interested how your belief system would accommodate one such as our own, with values completely opposed to all those you stand for. As you know, Vetalia espouses plutolatry as a central part of its belief system."

We are very freindly with others, no matter what there beliefs are.

Kashism's barbaric practices of human sacrifice and devouring fallen enemy combatants wouldn't sit well in my civilized nation...furthermore the majority of my citizens do not follow any religion... as science, order, and reason are placed far above superstition, mythology, or super natural events/beings...and because of the human sacrifice ordeal Kashism will surely be outlawed in the Imperial Kingdom

Kashism's barbaric practices of human sacrifice and devouring fallen enemy combatants wouldn't sit well in my civilized nation...furthermore the majority of my citizens do not follow any religion... as science, order, and reason are placed far above superstition, mythology, or super natural events/beings...and because of the human sacrifice ordeal Kashism will surely be outlawed in the Imperial Kingdom

your choice.

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I have added your religion into my factbook. The Children of Kash as my government calls them are considered an outlawed religion by the Dominion but your powers of flame and the sun may attract followers from the outer territories where war and battle are common place. You could probably even build a Kashic temple out their provided you managed to keep a strong amount of magic to hide it from the Grey Wizards and the Barbarian tribes that wonder the forests and hills of the area...

Two Bums on the street, the City of the Blessed

Bum 2: So I was down at the train yard yesterday, the wifes brother was riding in, if you call stowing away in a boxcar riding, and I heard these two guys talking. It was about this strange new religion, I think they called it Kashism, and it had all these crazy rules.

Bum 1: Kashism huh, thats a weird name, so what were these crazy rules?

Bum 2: Well the one said that they preach eating the dead of the enemy in combat, and they're children, murdering prisoners of war, and human sacrifice. It's all centered around the sun too.

Bum 1: That's horrible. Those poor savages, not understanding right from wrong. I for one am thankful that the Great Bob is here watching over us, and protecting us from such ignorance through his mirical of education, and moral guidelines.

Bum 2: Me too.

Bum 1: So how is the brother-in-law?

Bum 2: He hasn't stopped going on about how his box is so much bigger than ours, and about how he just got this brand new shopping cart, where the wheels don't squeak and they go the right way.

Bum 1: For once I'm glad your wife don't let me come over, otherwise you'd probably be begging me to come over and be a buffer between you and him.
OOC: I love your Bums :D They make me LOL
IC: OFFICIAL NEWS REPORT
ALL OVER XISCAPIA TODAY FOLLOWERS OF THE SO-CALLED RELIGON OF "KASHISM" WERE BRUTALLY BEATEN WITH LARGE FOAM FINGERS, BANJOS, AND BANANAS AFTER THEY WENT DOOR-TO-DOOR ATTEMPTING TO ADVETISE THEIR RELIGON. GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS HAVE DECLARED THIS NEW RELIGON AS "BARBARIC" "ASINE" AND EVEN "CRAZIER THAN A BAG OF FOXES." HELP OPPRESS THE FOLLOWERS OF KASHISM BY CALLING THE NUMBER BELOW-
IN OTHER NEWS, THERE HAS BEEN A SUDDEN RISE OF SELF-HOMELESS PEOPLE, TRYING TO BE LIKE "THOSE TWO CRAZY BUMS IN THAT ONE CITY."
ACTION HAS NOT YET BEEN TAKEN BUT LIKELY WILL BE IN THE NEAR FUTURE...

OOC: I love your Bums :D They make me LOL
IC: OFFICIAL NEWS REPORT
ALL OVER XISCAPIA TODAY FOLLOWERS OF THE SO-CALLED RELIGON OF "KASHISM" WERE BRUTALLY BEATEN WITH LARGE FOAM FINGERS, BANJOS, AND BANANAS AFTER THEY WENT DOOR-TO-DOOR ATTEMPTING TO ADVETISE THEIR RELIGON. GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS HAVE DECLARED THIS NEW RELIGON AS "BARBARIC" "ASINE" AND EVEN "CRAZIER THAN A BAG OF FOXES." HELP OPPRESS THE FOLLOWERS OF KASHISM BY CALLING THE NUMBER BELOW-
IN OTHER NEWS, THERE HAS BEEN A SUDDEN RISE OF SELF-HOMELESS PEOPLE, TRYING TO BE LIKE "THOSE TWO CRAZY BUMS IN THAT ONE CITY."
ACTION HAS NOT YET BEEN TAKEN BUT LIKELY WILL BE IN THE NEAR FUTURE...

expect insurgent war from the followers being beaten.

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OOC: North Calaveras, I think I am going to have Neo-Ixania's government not allowing Kashism to be a religion in Neo-Ixania because of the eating of children. If Kashist soldiers were in the Neo-Ixanian Army during a war and they ate children, it may not be liked by the international community.

OCC: just ban Kashics from joining the military.

"...destroying the last of the alien invaders. Meanwhile, the government has been worried that patients in a mental health clinic, full of mentally retarded people and insane loons, would start converting to Kashism. However, when introduced to the 'religion' the patients unanimously disregarded the 'religion' as utter nonsense. They also questioned if they thought they were Cazelians or Calaverans, who are well known to have severe mental defects. In other news, is your cat trying to kill you? More at twelve."

wow...that was fucked up, but i knew people were going to spam my thread with nonsense.

OOC: Sorry NC, but religion is not allowed in Greal....anyone who does have a religion will most likely find themselves in prison.....

that's okay.

OOC: I see you have a up there with the Aztecs in barbarity... pleasent.
IC: Official TSRT Government Memo
From Industry & Interior Ministers
To Head of Intelligence Commissarat
"Our two ministries have noted, with some alarm, at the insignificant, if vocal, members of the religion known as Kashism popping up in the workers. We urge you to destroy this Kashist religion before it begins too grow and disrupt the rest of the workforce."
End Memo

An Apartment in Ariga...
The door was blown off its hinges by a controlled explosive charge, quickly followed by two flashbangs which erupted, blinding the Kashist leaders inside the room. The leaders quickly found themselves barreled over by multiple Commissars. The Leadership would be ushered out into a waiting paddy wagon, driven out into a forest at the edge of unmarked graves... and then shot and buried.

Kashist's, self-identified and not, all over the nation were rounded up and sent to the Red Tidean Gulag's where they would have to mine various minerals in horrible conditions.

Official Communication

To whom it may concern,

I must admit some surprise at your request. Asking me whether my citizens may practice a religion seems highly irregular, except in those more authoritarian states in which freedom of religion is restricted. If citizens choose to practice Kashism, there is little I can do about it, as banning it is a violation of the Czardian Constitution. Likewise, if they do not, I cannot cotrol their actions.

Perhaps your question suffered from poor phrasing and you meant to ask whether my government would officially recognise this religion in some way or another -- adding it to census forms, for instance. As it meets the criteria for religionhood; namely, it has a clearly written set of practices and doctrines that provide life guidance, it has places of worship, and it has a constituency that is neither insignificant nor excessively localized; it is officially considered a religion by the Neo-Czardian government the same way that everything from Christianity to Fire Worship is. Due to a lack of significant constituency revealed so far within New Czardas, however, on official forms it shall join 178 other religious groups under the classification of "Other/Non-Mainstream". I sincerely hope that this does not incite offense from your followers; the fact remains that there are simply not enough of them in New Czardas to be a notable presence.

JSD O'Brien
James S. D. O'Brien
Governor-for-Life of Silanche

wow...that was fucked up, but i knew people were going to spam my thread with nonsense.

OOC: Not our fault you came up with something completely inane, backwards unfollowable and, to be frank, slightly retarded.

Stick to making FT funny, that's more your calling.

IDC NEWS
http://www.advanceddivermagazine.com/ADMEXPLORATIONTEAM/screemingskull.JPG
Several weeks ago, a new religion known as Kashism was founded in North Calaveras. The religion encourages the eating of children and KIAs, the sacrifice of POWs and the preaching of a sun god known as Kash. The Imperial Democracy has banned the religion in both Yarkai and mainland Cazelia, and has begun a anti-Kashism campaign to end this barbaric practice in all of the IDC.

www.idcnews.ns.caz/articles/kash

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expect insurgent war from the followers being beaten.
The door of the warehouse was blown into just so many splinters as eight SWAT kitsune decended upon a secret church group of Kashites, who were attempting to devour a young kit. The officers fired on the followers of Kash, and the kit saved. All the cult followers were killed except for one, who was thrown in jail and later executed, marking the brutal end of any Kashite uprising. The message was this: Covert to Kashism in this country and die.

The door of the warehouse was blown into just so many splinters as eight SWAT kitsune decended upon a secret church group of Kashites, who were attempting to devour a young kit. The officers fired on the followers of Kash, and the kit saved. All the cult followers were killed except for one, who was thrown in jail and later executed, marking the brutal end of any Kashite uprising. The message was this: Covert to Kashism in this country and die.

ya that's what might happen, the only reason why they would do that is cause your beating the crap out of them, such is the way of Kashist war.

The Book of Kash now comes in all known world languages, and will be printed by the masses.

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The Book of Kash now comes in all known world languages, and will be printed by the masses.

yur right want to get nuked for printing in Imperial so just put us on the list of not to praint in

oh we will print in Imperial, i highly doubt someone would be stupid enough to start a nuclear-war over a language being printed on a book.

oh we will print in Imperial, i highly doubt someone would be stupid enough to start a nuclear-war over a language being printed on a book.

don't you beat on it to us your a cult and we hate cults so you best just not try it

FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME WE ARE NOT A CULT!, and why exactly cant we print it in Imperial, if were so crazy then why not let us, cause it seems like you think your population wont belief it anyways, or will they?.....

eating children ,human sacrafice puts you in the class as a cult
why well we don't our language to be made dirty for been near the bullshit been said from your cult and Ra the only sun god around think you

I dont really care, you dont need to buy the book, its still going to be printed in Imperial as well as hundreds of other religions.

I dont really care, you dont need to buy the book, its still going to be printed in Imperial as well as hundreds of other religions.

suck shit you to lot i can't be printed as it a very hard to learn spoken language only

*goes off laughing at messing with them*

OCC: i forgot about your language problem lol, my bad, i wil try to understand.

Only spoken huh? oh well, we can make tape or cd audio readings in Imperial XD

"laughs back at clever felixability"

good luck we only talk common outside of imperial and CDs are no long used and net under military control


OOC much like RL mp3s are taking over or in this case have

FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME WE ARE NOT A CULT!, and why exactly cant we print it in Imperial, if were so crazy then why not let us, cause it seems like you think your population wont belief it anyways, or will they?.....

A cult is any religion with less than... either 20,000 or 10,000 followers. I don't precisely remember.

Meanwhile, for a laugh, a few Vantanian teenagers started making new languages with a computer program that randomly scrambled the words in the dictionary. These were then recognized as official languages, and the Calaverans would have to start printing their books in even more odd languages then the widely spoken Pig-Latin.

cmon, we wouldnt print that, we know what's silly and what's not.

XD you seriously think i cant get ahold of the Imperial language?

XD you seriously think i cant get ahold of the Imperial language?

with getting shot dead for been on our soil ,blown up for been in our water or blown out of our air space for been in it as we are closed of Empire and if it's not us it be the Helghan Empire thinking you are us

*waves fist toward the helghan empire*

alright, think what you want.

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ya that's what might happen, the only reason why they would do that is cause your beating the crap out of them, such is the way of Kashist war.
We're going to exterminate this vile religion, as it is in a clear breach of law, the Cult followers are starting a jihad, and we just don't like your worship or religon at all. Period.

Actually, they would not be doing that at all if you stopped being violent with them, hell, i would fight someone if i was being opressed.

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Does Kash's God-Computer not have an omnipotent spell-check? I do not know how I feel about his profecies.

Peace, n00b.


Grammar Nazi, look out!

And if you want to get all fancy-shmancy fancy-pants technical, Mr. Grammar, it's "Noob", not n00b.

Actually, they would not be doing that at all if you stopped being violent with them, hell, i would fight someone if i was being opressed.
*Guy from street walks in*
They're being oppressed because they eat babies. And worship the sun. And kill people. It's not cool, man. I mean, we've all eaten a baby at one time or another, but too much is just...wrong, man. Every day, and they call it a ritual. Me, I call it lunch.

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Official Announcement, Escallian League Ministry of Religion:
In close co-ordination with the national governments of the Unitary League, Kadan, Regelg, Mieta, and Dunteir, as well as the representative of the N'verg nomads, we have the following announcement to make regarding the practice of Kashism within the Unitary League.

Firstly, the practice of the more abominable aspects of the Kashite faith - that is, the human sacrifice and cannibalism, are outlawed across the entire League. Anyone practicing sacrifice or cannibalism will suffer the full consequences of their actions - that is, naturally, the death penalty.

Secondly, the other aspects of the Kashite faith are not banned, however, any books regarding the Kashite faith are to be censored before their admittance into the Unitary League, in regards to their instructions that promote sacrifice and cannibalism. Any books that meet League standards will be permitted to be printed within the League.

Thirdly, as each nation has the right to its own religious policy, the following restrictions are on the Kashite faith in each region of the League.

In Kadan, Kashism is not outlawed, and, barring the restrictions noted across the League, all Kashites may practice their faith freely there.

In Regelg, Kashites may practice their faith, however, they are not permitted to construct new temples. The moriatorum on temple-building is on all faiths in Regelg except for the Gallirian faith, the majority religion of the nation.

In Mieta, Kashism is outlawed. Mieta is a secular, insular state, which does not permit the practice of religion in public. We have been informed that "human sacrifice is awfully public", and, as such, no Kashites are permitted to emigrate. Considering the immensely strict laws on immigration into Mieta in any case, this is little different from the rest of the land.

In Dunteir, as is common, all religious faiths are welcomed. Kashism, however, is on probationary notice - if its followers act radically within the first twelve years of its presence in Dunteir, it may be restricted. If radicalism increases, it may be banned.

Finally, the N'verg nomads have stated unequivocally that Kashism is not tolerated within their area of influence. Any Kashite missionaries enter the N'verg region at their own risk.

- Minister for Religious Affairs, Alan Lukyrite

Those are fine with me, I understand people have different views.

The Kash Church of Uiri has been established. As in order to build large temples would be quite expensive in Uiri, Worshippers instead climb to temples built 80 feet above the base of the mountain on either the North or South side. Temples themselves raise 20 feet from the surface of the mountain. People will often have middle names which will also distinguish them. The 'window' will be mechanically set to move 1 degree of a cricle every 2 minutes in order to mimic the sun with the least manual effort. Kashism is often practised in various mountain villages and rarely anywhere else.

We are overjoyed that the people of Uri has accepted our kind, thank you.

OCC: by the way, the window is a window without glass.

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Open Diplomatic Communiqué

Stoklomolvi has been forced to ban Kashism. We must apologise, but the eating of other humans, dead or alive, has been determined to be unacceptable after a recent vote. Kashism itself has been deemed to be barbaric by 70% of the population, with 29% of the remaining uncaring and the 1% left supportive.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Open Diplomatic Communiqué

Stoklomolvi has been forced to ban Kashism. We must apologise, but the eating of other humans, dead or alive, has been determined to be unacceptable after a recent vote. Kashism itself has been deemed to be barbaric by 70% of the population, with 29% of the remaining uncaring and the 1% left supportive.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

OCC: Is anyone getting it yet? eating of people is only in war.

[OOC: The general populace find it disgusting.]

OCC: okay

I haven't decided to allow this religion in my nation,right now my people are learning Wawa(A Warrior religion)from the Empire of ShogunKhan.Wawa has become so popular in Nosorepazzau that most of the population has converted all ready(Including members of the gov't).But I think a Kash/Wawa hybrid would be very interesting.I'll give you some info on Wawa so you can compare it with Kash and see what you think of a possible hybrid.
That eating people thing kinda grosses us out.:D

Wawa's main point is that its followers are supposed to rid themselves of fear.To do this it stresses physical and mental disipline, and openess to learning from other cultures.Wawa followers don't see war amongst themselves as a bad thing,they see it as a way to perfect their skills.After a war between followers,the two sides meet to celebrate the honorable deaths of their soldiers(they drink profusely while doing this, but in my nation the booze is mostly replaced by smoking tons of weed).In Wawa followers that die honorablely go to a paridise afterlife were they drink(or in our case smoke weed)profusely and have sex with many members of the opposite sex.

For more detailed info contact the Empire of ShogunKhan.
Long live Wawa!:sniper:

[OOC: The general populace find it disgusting.]

To whom it may concern,

I hereby deny your request. All practitioners of Kashism will be immediately deported.

Sincerely,
Azmyth Van Saddler
Esteemed Tritian Dictator

I haven't decided to allow this religion in my nation,right now my people are learning Wawa(A Warrior religion)from the Empire of ShogunKhan.Wawa has become so popular in Nosorepazzau that most of the population has converted all ready(Including members of the gov't).But I think a Kash/Wawa hybrid would be very interesting.I'll give you some info on Wawa so you can compare it with Kash and see what you think of a possible hybrid.
That eating people thing kinda grosses us out.:D

Wawa's main point is that its followers are supposed to rid themselves of fear.To do this it stresses physical and mental disipline, and openess to learning from other cultures.Wawa followers don't see war amongst themselves as a bad thing,they see it as a way to perfect their skills.After a war between followers,the two sides meet to celebrate the honorable deaths of their soldiers(they drink profusely while doing this, but in my nation the booze is mostly replaced by smoking tons of weed).In Wawa followers that die honorablely go to a paridise afterlife were they drink(or in our case smoke weed)profusely and have sex with many members of the opposite sex.

For more detailed info contact the Empire of ShogunKhan.
Long live Wawa!:sniper:

Um that's cool i gues............LOL

OOC: NC have you seen the rest of this thread? http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=547352

I was hoping for an IC response to this since I'm gonna start making my goverment hellbent on making sure Kashism does not spread XD

but Kashism has already spread to at least 3 nations.

but Kashism has already spread to at least 3 nations.

OOc: Zackaroth is tying to prevent further "infection" as my leader would say.

OCC: i cant reply really, he already agreed to not have it in his nation, im not going to invade him or anything.

Our nation will permit your Kash priests to meet with our Wawis(Wawa priests)
(OCC:this meeting will probably result in a 50/50 hybrid of Nosorian Wawa with Kashism or a Wawa with stong Kash influence:D)


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well give me your terms and how this should look.

These are the terms of a possible hybrid:
1)Worship of Kash:Yes

2)Wawa Heaven:yes

3)Sacrifice to Kash:Yes,but only criminals
Eat defeated enemies and their kids:The Adults yes,The Kids no(Kids will be converted to the hybrid religon,Adult enemies shall be eaten or sacrificed to Kash,the eaten enemies' skeletons must be given back to their people,only dead opponenets are to be eaten)

4)Wawa drinking habits:yes

5)Wawa marial arts training:yes

6)3 daily prayers to Kash(Sunrise,Noon,Sunset):Yes

7)The new hybrid shall be named Vavakass(Vava=Wawa in Nosorian)and(Kass=Kash in Nosorian)

8)Wawa belief in whole over individual:yes
(I'll come up with more later this is off the top of my head)

These are the terms of a possible hybrid:
1)Worship of Kash:Yes

2)Wawa Heaven:yes

3)Sacrifice to Kash:Yes,but only criminals
Eat defeated enemies and their kids:The Adults yes,The Kids no(Kids will be converted to the hybrid religon,Adult enemies shall be eaten or sacrificed to Kash,the eaten enemies' skeletons must be given back to their people,only dead opponenets are to be eaten)

4)Wawa drinking habits:yes

5)Wawa marial arts training:yes

6)3 daily prayers to Kash(Sunrise,Noon,Sunset):Yes

7)The new hybrid shall be named Vavakass(Vava=Wawa in Nosorian)and(Kass=Kash in Nosorian)

8)Wawa belief in whole over individual:yes
(I'll come up with more later this is off the top of my head)

that's sounds good, but it will not replace the original religion, but it can hybrided for your people..