NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings, brothers and sisters in Christ! As our Great, Holy and Righteous Nation continues to purify it's self in the eyes of the Lord, the Sanhedrin (our Supreme Holy Court) has ruled that homosexuality will be punished by death.
As such, we have warned all homosexuals to leave, lest they die by stoning. The Sanhedrin ruled that the Scriptures plainly spelled out the fate of those whom commit the Satanic, vile sin of homosexuality.

The Scripturesays in Leviticus:




13 "'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done!

To: DoubleWideVille
From: Siriusa

Does not the Bible also state

Leviticus 19:19

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.

19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Thus, from this information, we have deduced that DoubleWideVille must be run by a motley crew of unshaven, long-haired, vegetarian hippies who only wear clothing made of one material.

The Ordo Drakul offers to remove these unwanted individuals from your nation-rather than stoning, let them face exile to the lands of the Ordo Drakul, who will happily escort them from your lands. Ships will be arranged, and your populace need not be contaminated by the presence of these undesirables.

(OOC: How original.)

OOC:I was looking for those, Siriusa, good call.

IC:

23:1 “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

-Deuteronomy

In order to protect the religious freedoms of the christian citizens of our nation, police will be posted outside of every church, to examine the genitalia of all men who enter. However fear not, even though an abnormally large portion of our police force is gay, they will stay safely outside the church.

-The United Socialist States of Yanitaria.

(ooc:for lulz only, I am not gonna waste my police force, making sure every christian man has two testicles)

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HUDSON PALACE

Psychologists working at Taerkast Capital University have commissioned numerous studies regarding homophobia and its implications, both on an individual and on a state level. Most of these studies theorise that aggressive homophobia, such as that being displayed here, is more often than not an indication that the homophobic is in fact afraid of being identified as homosexual himself. By adopting an aggressive anti-homosexual stance, they attempt to create a shield of misdirection, but in actuality this only serves to reveal their true tendencies.

Ergo, we can only suggest that all of the members of this so-called 'Supreme Holy Court' should arrest themselves. Aside from anything else, the insane fundamentalism being espoused by the nation of DoubleWideville is beginning to irritate everybody, and we'd all like a little bit of respite I think.

On another note, refugees fleeing persecution from the state of DoubleWideville are hereby informed that Taerkasten shall be reviewing applications for asylum from DoubleWideville citizens for the foreseeable future. We offer basic accommodation and supplies for all asylum seekers until such a time as you can support yourselves - and we do not stone any of you, no matter who you share your bed with. Transportation can be arranged on request, as we understand that due to the embargo that is placed against DoubleWideville as of now, arriving here by your own means may be somewhat difficult.

Yours sincerely,



Gregory Barnes,
Executive Secretary to the Royal Household,
Royal Kingdom of Taerkasten

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HUDSON PALACE

Psychologists working at Taerkast Capital University have commissioned numerous studies regarding homophobia and its implications, both on an individual and on a state level. Most of these studies theorise that aggressive homophobia, such as that being displayed here, is more often than not an indication that the homophobic is in fact afraid of being identified as homosexual himself. By adopting an aggressive anti-homosexual stance, they attempt to create a shield of misdirection, but in actuality this only serves to reveal their true tendencies.

Ergo, we can only suggest that all of the members of this so-called 'Supreme Holy Court' should arrest themselves. Aside from anything else, the insane fundamentalism being espoused by the nation of DoubleWideville is beginning to irritate everybody, and we'd all like a little bit of respite I think.

On another note, refugees fleeing persecution from the state of DoubleWideville are hereby informed that Taerkasten shall be reviewing applications for asylum from DoubleWideville citizens for the foreseeable future. We offer basic accommodation and supplies for all asylum seekers until such a time as you can support yourselves - and we do not stone any of you, no matter who you share your bed with. Transportation can be arranged on request, as we understand that due to the embargo that is placed against DoubleWideville as of now, arriving here by your own means may be somewhat difficult.

Yours sincerely,



Gregory Barnes,
Executive Secretary to the Royal Household,
Royal Kingdom of Taerkasten

OOC: LOL

IC:

The SLFR is willing to sell this picture to you for 4500 credits (or the amount of currency you have equal to that)

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TO: the Nation of DoubleWideville,
FROM: the Elders of the Path of the Blessed,
CC: Rest of the Nations the World

To the Sanhedrin,

We have carefully examined the Book of the Blessed, and determined that your actions are more wrong than it they are right. I quote the following passages from the Book of the Blessed,



"As the Great Bob said, 'Those who do not follow the word of him shall never attain true bliss'."



"On to the Inn keep, the voice spoke 'You shall never allow two men to share a room with but one bed, for that leads to the ways of the great evil, Tod."



"And the Great Bob said, 'Never shall you commit murder in my name, for to tarnish my name with such filth is the utmost insult'."



"The Great Bob said to Ned, 'I shall deal with the sinners, it is your job to try to show them the light, be for they come to me'."



"And the Great Bob told Dave, 'It is the great evil, Tod, that tempts you with murder, do not let him corrupt you by turning my words against you'."

We believe this sufficient cause to official condemn your nation, and its barbaric principles.

Signed,
Prior Smith,
The Royal Temple,
The City of the Blessed, the Beatus

God also states to be merciful, and He is the one who will judge, not you. Let it be known that, should any homosexuals be harmed, we will take immediate military action against the nation of DoubleWideville. We are willing to take any and all homosexuals to our nation so that this situation does not happen. We will provide all transportation, thus no costs will be taken upon your shoulders.

Let this be your one and only warning. We are preparing to send in sixteen transport ships - unarmed - to begin the exportation of homosexuals from your nation.

Thank you,

President Kilo

God also states to be merciful, and He is the one who will judge, not you. Let it be known that, should any homosexual be harmed, we will take immediate military action against the nation of DoubleWideville. We are willing to take any and all homosexuals to our nation so that this situation does not happen. We will provide all transportation, thus no costs will be taken upon your shoulders.

Let this be your one and only warning. We are preparing to send in sixteen transport ships - unarmed - to begin the exportation of homosexuals from your nation.

Thank you,

President Kilo

OOC:
I see a 'major smackdown' in his future if he doesn't listen...

OOC:
I see a 'major smackdown' in his future if he doesn't listen...
OOC: lol and I'd prefer not to. Hopefully he'll listen. He needs to grow larger and stronger first.

God also states to be merciful, and He is the one who will judge, not you. Let it be known that, should any homosexual be harmed, we will take immediate military action against the nation of DoubleWideville. We are willing to take any and all homosexuals to our nation so that this situation does not happen. We will provide all transportation, thus no costs will be taken upon your shoulders.

Let this be your one and only warning. We are preparing to send in sixteen transport ships - unarmed - to begin the exportation of homosexuals from your nation.

Thank you,

President Kilo

TO President Kilo,
FROM Jim Lange,
CC: rest of the Nations of the World

To President Kilo,

We fully support your action. We would join you, but due to the current political situation in our nation we are unable to provide our assistance at this time. Good luck in your righteous crusade.

Signed,
Jim Lange,
Acting Leader,
The Beatus

OOC: "DoubleWideville has no homosexuals*."
Or any other people for that matter if he keeps pulling crap like this...

To: The Nation of Doublewideville
From: Ptolemeaus, Jinos Capitol
Time: XXXX Hours

::General Announcement::

Jinos is appauled again by your blatant infringment on human rights and your inciting of hate crimes. Jinos will take in these refugees from you. And Doublewideville will not harm them, or you will be Carpet Bombed as punishment.

Jinos emplores the Holy Emporer of Doublewideville to cease his rampant infringment on human rights and hate crimes, lest you face an angry coalition of armies.

-Head of State,
Precentor Martial Bradley

God also states to be merciful, and He is the one who will judge, not you. Let it be known that, should any homosexuals be harmed, we will take immediate military action against the nation of DoubleWideville. We are willing to take any and all homosexuals to our nation so that this situation does not happen. We will provide all transportation, thus no costs will be taken upon your shoulders.

Let this be your one and only warning. We are preparing to send in sixteen transport ships - unarmed - to begin the exportation of homosexuals from your nation.

Thank you,

President Kilo

Ithsam fully supports ViZion and will back up thier commands.

SIC:
To: DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings, brothers in Christ.

We have taken note of your newest policy change, and must interject our opinion on the matter; while we respect and admire your passion, and sympathize with your desire to curb this sinful and abhorrent activity, we think that you may be going too far. Not only is there the matter of forgiveness and their rights, but activities on the part of sovereign nations involving exclusively their own people often provokes the actions of the meddlesome, who have no respect for the sacrosanct rights of sovereignty. We recommend you take the path that we did: outlaw homosexuality, and banish those who violate the law. Youlando, a protectorate of ours, would gladly accept all of your unpalatable sinners.


To: All seeking to act against DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings, fellow nations; the Empire, while certainly supportive of your general support of human rights, must object to your current course of action. Though you may disagree with the new policies of DoubleWideville, they are a sovereign nation, and their actions within their borders involving their people are exclusively their concern; please do not take action against this sovereign state for matters that do not involve you.

Office 1
1217 Government Way
Balkan City, 85546
Balkan City S.A.R., United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu

To: Government of DoubleWideVille
From: Office of the President of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu
Subject: Military Action

Greetings.

Let it be known that if any civilians within DoubleWideVill are executed for being homosexual, the Armed Forces of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu will be mobilized to retaliate against DoubleWideVille, it's government, and people for allowing this atrocity occur unchallenged.

As per Asgarnian tradition, we are very open and accepting; what we see as Godliness. If indeed the people of DoubleWideVille are Godly, they will immediately retract these statements and halt their actions.

The nation of DoubleWideVille has 24 hours to comply or face war.

Thank you.

Respectfully,

Justin A. Herbert
President of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu

Office 1
1217 Government Way
Balkan City, 85546
Balkan City S.A.R., United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu

To: Government of DoubleWideVille
From: Office of the President of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu
Subject: Military Action

Greetings.

Let it be known that if any civilians within DoubleWideVill are executed for being homosexual, the Armed Forces of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu will be mobilized to retaliate against DoubleWideVille, it's government, and people for allowing this atrocity occur unchallenged.

As per Asgarnian tradition, we are very open and accepting; what we see as Godliness. If indeed the people of DoubleWideVille are Godly, they will immediately retract these statements and halt their actions.

The nation of DoubleWideVille has 24 hours to comply or face war.

Thank you.

Respectfully,

Justin A. Herbert
President of the United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu
President Herbert,

It looks like may we be going in together. Shall be prepare to mass our forces together?

President Tanner Kilo

President Herbert,

It looks like may we be going in together. Shall be prepare to mass our forces together?

President Tanner Kilo

President Tanner Kilo,

There is debate within the Congressional Concil of sending in its own forces. Jinos is founded upon the principals of humanitarian rights, many are in favor of sending forces...or at the very least tactical strikes and naval intervention.

If it comes to war, the People's Protectorate would like to aid your forces.

-Precentor Martial Bradley

President Tanner Kilo,

There is debate within the Congressional Concil of sending in its own forces. Jinos is founded upon the principals of humanitarian rights, many are in favor of sending forces...or at the very least tactical strikes and naval intervention.

If it comes to war, the People's Protectorate would like to aid your forces.

-Precentor Martial Bradley
Precentor Martial Bradley,

We are glad to see that you may be joining us. We hope that this will not be required, however should it be, we look forward to possibly fighting along side your nation.

President Tanner Kilo

OOC: And I truly DO hope it doesn't... I hate these kinda wars, I'd much rather see 'em grow up stronger and then actually pose a possible threat as they gain power and allies... alas, sometimes they don't learn.

To: All seeking to act against DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings, fellow nations; the Empire, while certainly supportive of your general support of human rights, must object to your current course of action. Though you may disagree with the new policies of DoubleWideville, they are a sovereign nation, and their actions within their borders involving their people are exclusively their concern; please do not take action against this sovereign state for matters that do not involve you.
To The Government of The Errikan Empire,

While we understand where you are coming from, these blatant acts of mass murder - these people are not murderers or rapists, but rather simply have a different sort of sexuality than any others - and then trying to use God's name as a way to get around it will not be tolerated, as it transends sovereignty.

As such, we will continue to uphold our stance on this situation, and will prepare to use military force to stop their government if required.

Thank you,

President Tanner Kilo

OOC:
I see a 'major smackdown' in his future if he doesn't listen...

Thats an understatement

OOC:
I see a 'major smackdown' in his future if he doesn't listen...

(OOC: Such good form.)

::ENCRYPTED MESSAGE::
::1024QKb ENCRYPTION LEVEL::
::BEGIN MESSAGE::

TO: PRESIDENT TANNER KILO, VIZION
FROM: PRESIDENT JUSTIN HERBERT, ASGARNIEU
SUBJECT: FORCES

AT THIS TIME, WE DO NOT WISH TO MASS FORCES WITH FOREIGN NATIONS AS THAT WILL REQUIRE ANOTHER STAGE OF PLANNING, BUT WE WILL SEND A FEW NAVAL FLEETS TO VIZION TO BE DEPLOYED WITH VIZIONARIAN FLEETS. ASSUMING WE INVADE, WE WILL USE THE NAVY TO ESTABLISH AIR SUPERIORITY, SHELL LAND-BASED TARGETS, DESTROY DOUBLEWIDEVILLE MILITARY ASSETS, EVACUATE THE PERSECUTED, AND CONVEY NAVAL INFANTRY AND MARINES INTO THE NATION.

EXPECT THE FLEETS SOON.

THANK YOU.

::END MESSAGE::
::END ENCRYPTION AND TRANSMISSION::

To: DoubleWideVille
From: Siriusa

Does not the Bible also state

Leviticus 19:19

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.

19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Thus, from this information, we have deduced that DoubleWideVille must be run by a motley crew of unshaven, long-haired, vegetarian hippies who only wear clothing made of one material.

Indeed such is the law in the Holy Brotherhood of Airuman, however your interpretation seems skewed. 19:19 only prohibits mixing wool and linen, wool and cotton is perfectly fine. 19:26 only prohibits blood, meat is fine. 19:27, while Decision Maker of Airuman personally does not touch his beard or sidelocks, he permits Airumans citzens to only leave a little bit for the sidelocks and cut the beard with scissors as opposed to a razor (although most of the citzens choose to have some sort of a beard anyway)

::ENCRYPTED MESSAGE::
::1024QKb ENCRYPTION LEVEL::
::BEGIN MESSAGE::

TO: PRESIDENT TANNER KILO, VIZION
FROM: PRESIDENT JUSTIN HERBERT, ASGARNIEU
SUBJECT: FORCES

AT THIS TIME, WE DO NOT WISH TO MASS FORCES WITH FOREIGN NATIONS AS THAT WILL REQUIRE ANOTHER STAGE OF PLANNING, BUT WE WILL SEND A FEW NAVAL FLEETS TO VIZION TO BE DEPLOYED WITH VIZIONARIAN FLEETS. ASSUMING WE INVADE, WE WILL USE THE NAVY TO ESTABLISH AIR SUPERIORITY, SHELL LAND-BASED TARGETS, DESTROY DOUBLEWIDEVILLE MILITARY ASSETS, EVACUATE THE PERSECUTED, AND CONVEY NAVAL INFANTRY AND MARINES INTO THE NATION.

EXPECT THE FLEETS SOON.

THANK YOU.

::END MESSAGE::
::END ENCRYPTION AND TRANSMISSION::
President Herbert,

We understand this. If things do erupt into war, we will further coodinate strike plans. Hopefully, their government is smart enough not to commit these crimes.

We do have sixteen transport ships on their way to DoubleWideville, and are expected to be there in another day to begin exporting their homosexuals from any danger to ViZion. Feel free to join us on this.

President Kilo

President Herbert,

We understand this. If things do erupt into war, we will further coodinate strike plans. Hopefully, their government is smart enough not to commit these crimes.

We do have sixteen transport ships on their way to DoubleWideville, and are expected to be there in another day to begin exporting their homosexuals from any danger to ViZion. Feel free to join us on this.

President Kilo

The Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville would rather nopt shed the blood of innocents.

Since we know that if you die you'll go to Hell, we will comply with your wishes. However, this is predicated on you removing these "individuals" from our Holy and Righteous Empire.

The Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville would rather nopt shed the blood of innocents.

Since we know that if you die you'll go to Hell, we will comply with your wishes. However, this is predicated on you removing these "individuals" from our Holy and Righteous Empire.
We thank you for complying. Our ships are just a day away from your coast to begin exporting these homosexuals.

Again, thank you for your sanity and assistance on this subject, and we look forward to improving relations over the future.

President Tanner Kilo

The Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville would rather nopt shed the blood of innocents.

Since we know that if you die you'll go to Hell, we will comply with your wishes. However, this is predicated on you removing these "individuals" from our Holy and Righteous Empire.

Precentor Martial Bradley especially does not appriciate those words, though, as an Atheist he does not believe in hell and knows he will not be going there. Jinos will step down its temporary military alert now that you have guarenteed these innocents safties.

10 transport ships have embarked to your costal cities and will take these opressed refugees. The Duel-Class Destroyers PJSD Agies, Strike, and Blitz have also been dispatched to escort these ships and protect them until reaching your territorial waters, as well as any other ships on similar missions within the region.

Signed,

Vice-Precentor Martial Reeves

To: DoubleWideVille
From: Siriusa

Does not the Bible also state

Leviticus 19:19

Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woolen come upon thee.

19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times.

19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Thus, from this information, we have deduced that DoubleWideVille must be run by a motley crew of unshaven, long-haired, vegetarian hippies who only wear clothing made of one material.


Hahahaa definitely right.

But this thread is so freaking lame!

Regarding current religious intolerance:

This recent proposed action by DoubleWideville, proves that religion is barbaric and oppressive, and that a country should not be run by any church or figure head that claims him or herself to be in any way "divine".

Religion has, and will always be, the main source of predigest and hateful behavior.

However, people are free to believe what they want to believe. But an irrational belief should also be open to scrutiny from both the Scientific and Theological schools.

So, it is my counties belief that irrational beliefs and religions should be outlawed, for the greater good of human rights.

Alexander Murk
Prime Minster, The Colony of Zotz

IC: Ever since the secret service begn monitoring DoubleWideVille a legion have spies have snuck into the country. They came with very little equiptment, but their McGyver training would make up for that tenfold.



Mission one:

Identify what kind of Christians they are. Are they the brainwashy cultist type, are they secretly enemies of Christianity posing as Christians do damage the Christian reputation? Are they fanantics? Are they socially toxic? Or are they genuine. We ask the questions you supply the answers, this message will self destruct within 10 seconds.

*agent stands clear*

*10 seconds later*

*Comp with message on it fries its hard rive as Agent walks away*

Specs of agent:

Wearing gloves so no one can track fingerprints, wearing civilian clothing, has communicator and other spy equipment like rear view sunglasses and miniature cameras in his buttons and such.

Hahahaa definitely right.

But this thread is so freaking lame!
OOC: ... if you don't like a thread, stay out. Simple as that.

Official Statement

The Asgarnian Naval Force, Under The Asgarnian Armed Forces Command And The President, Working Along Side The Vizonarian Naval Fleets Will Deploy With The Vizonarian Ships And Will Provide Air Security And Will Export 33% Of The Persecuted Population Of Homosexuals.

We Assume That The Persons Speak English, And They Will Be Recieved On Columbia Island Immigrant Processing Center Before They Will Be Released Into Asgarnieu.

We Thank The Doublewideville Government For Making The Better Of Two Decisions, Possibly Sparing Civilian Lives As Well As Military Lives.

End Message

FROM: President Harry Miste of Mistetopia
TO: The Leader of Doublewideville

Your homophobic, insane actions are facing heavy criticism from the Cabinet. So here I am. Working with the Mistetopian Air Force, the Mistetopian Navy and the Mistetopian General Army will launch escort squads to protect homosexuals and transfer them to Mistetopia, where they will be compensated for three months and given normal lives; something they will never get in a fundamentalist Christian nation like yours.

I will pull out my forces if you pull out your illogical ideas.

Harry Miste
Psychologically Sane

To The Government of The Errikan Empire,

While we understand where you are coming from, these blatant acts of mass murder - these people are not murderers or rapists, but rather simply have a different sort of sexuality than any others - and then trying to use God's name as a way to get around it will not be tolerated, as it transends sovereignty.

As such, we will continue to uphold our stance on this situation, and will prepare to use military force to stop their government if required.

Thank you,

President Tanner Kilo

To: President Tanner Kilo, imported ViZion
From: The Errikan Empire

Your concern for human rights is commendable, but nothing, involving only the people, territory, etc. of the nation, transcends sovereignty. Absolutely nothing. If you feel you must change their own domestic policies, we recommend you seek other means.

OOC: I have just knowingly violated my own policy of making no absolute statements (no ifs, ands, or buts); I certainly hope that doesn't come back to bite me in the backside.

SIC:
Highly Encrypted Transmission
To: DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings, brothers in Christ.

Your recent policy change, which, might we remind you, we have advised you to alter, seems to have attracted the attention of some of the meddlesome bleeding hearts which we warned you about; while our disapproval stands, we can hardly stand by and allow you to be so destroyed. As such, we are willing to begin shipping you fuel, foodstuffs, weapons and munitions, so as to prepare a proper defense of your land and people. We cannot promise direct intervention should they go so far as to attack (though it now seems that they shall not, so long as you continue to give in to their demands), so you will need to stockpile supplies and ready defenses so as to provide enough of a kick to survive until they loose momentum and/or will, or until someone else will intervene on your behalf. If this offer interests you, please contact us on a secure line (OOC: say "SIC" and/or "Highly Encrypted Message").

Godspeed.

SIC:
Highly Encrypted Transmission
To: DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

Greetings, brothers in Christ.

Your recent policy change, which, might we remind you, we have advised you to alter, seems to have attracted the attention of some of the meddlesome bleeding hearts which we warned you about; while our disapproval stands, we can hardly stand by and allow you to be so destroyed. As such, we are willing to begin shipping you fuel, foodstuffs, weapons and munitions, so as to prepare a proper defense of your land and people. We cannot promise direct intervention should they go so far as to attack (though it now seems that they shall not, so long as you continue to give in to their demands), so you will need to stockpile supplies and ready defenses so as to provide enough of a kick to survive until they loose momentum and/or will, or until someone else will intervene on your behalf. If this offer interests you, please contact us on a secure line (OOC: say "SIC" and/or "Highly Encrypted Message").

Godspeed.

HIGHLY ENCRYPTED MESSAGE:

We accept your propoals, my brothers. Our immediate needs is the war on Satan were having, right now. We are planning to send an expedition force of volunteers to seal off the gates of Hell with nuclear explosives.
If you have anyt small tactical nuclear weapons, we'd appreciate that. Once we seal the Gates of Hell, we'll need to arm ourselves from our preternatural foes. Thank you, my brothers and sisters in Christ!

The ViZionarian transport forces are near; We will be docking in an hour to begin the exportation of the homosexuals.

Jinosiean Transports are also closing in on your major harbors, they will be working (hopefully) in conjuction with ViZionian personel in the area to coordinate efforts and sort the refugees (to whichever nation they prefer to go).

The Destroyers Agies, Strike, and Blitz are holding just outside territitoral waters.

We have begun to board the homosexuals. We wish to thank DoubleWideville for their cooperation!

OOC: I was going to offer my patented "Pre-fab Death Camp 3000!", perfect for all those... undesirables.

OOC: I was going to offer my patented "Pre-fab Death Camp 3000!", perfect for all those... undesirables.
OOC: lol looks like you're a little to late...

(ooc: as MassPwnage) "No homosexuality? Oh my god man! Where would we get our lesbian porn?"-The Great Leader Li

Asgarnian Naval Force personnel transport vessels have begun boarding the persecuted and the first ships have left harbor for Asgarnieu.

HIGHLY ENCRYPTED MESSAGE:

We accept your propoals, my brothers. Our immediate needs is the war on Satan were having, right now. We are planning to send an expedition force of volunteers to seal off the gates of Hell with nuclear explosives.
If you have anyt small tactical nuclear weapons, we'd appreciate that. Once we seal the Gates of Hell, we'll need to arm ourselves from our preternatural foes. Thank you, my brothers and sisters in Christ!

SIC:
Highly Encrypted Message
To: DoubleWideville
From: The Errikan Empire

We are afraid that we do not give out nuclear supplies--this is a fairly absolute policy, nothing personally against you in any way--though we would be quite happy to begin shipping you conventional supplies of your choice which can be used in any future defense, as well as send consultants--off the record private citizens, of course--to train your forces and oversee the equipping of your defenses.

OOC: Are you seriously fighting daemons in hell? 'Cause I don't get involved in any fantasy tech stuff.