NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings friends and Believers! On request from opposition parties in Mistetopia, we have donated 100 Million DoubleWidevillian Bucks to the Opposition Parties of the current government.
This is not to be taken as an attempt against the soveriengty of Mistetopia. We wish to encourage democracy and dissuade some of the more, ahem, unsavory customs of the rulers of Mistetopia, such as feasting on human flesh.
We believe cannabalism is unspeakably evil, and the good and decent people of Mistetopia deserve a choice between a government that supports cannabalism and feasting on human flesh, and a sane government that represents civillized behaviour.
As such we have funded various opposition political parties who, hopefully through fair elections, will assist the return of the great nation of Mistetopia to a state of national sanity and morality, instead of the sadistic and evil madness that the current government seems to encourage.
We wish to distinguish between the pro-cannibal government and the good, decent people of this fine nation. Once you have voted out the savage in office, our Nation will give you Most Favored Nation status and also lower all and any tarrifs to trade.
Keep the faith, brothers and sisters! Soon the amoral cannibals in office will be defeated by legitimate elections. Praise!

OOC: I thought you were a fanatical christian nation?...

OOC: Oily Prata, he's doing this because I threatened war if he crossed my borders with the semi-intent of harm to my citizens (dropping 1000-page books down on the crowded city streets).

FROM: President Harry Miste of Mistetopia
TO: The Leader of Doublewideville
SUBJECT: Allegations

Your allegations are absurd. Alright, I will admit we do allow cannibalism. But we do not ENCOURAGE it. Infact, I cannot stand human flesh. I tried it once and threw up immediately. We at Mistetopia cater to ALL citizens (despite the fact that we pave paradise and put up parking lots, like that song), not just the "normal" ones. Next time you start slander, try looking straight into it, not just reading what you want to read.

Oh, and thank you for wiring that money over to my opposition in government. I always like a challenge.

Have a nice day.

President Harry Miste

OOC: Oily Prata, he's doing this because I threatened war if he crossed my borders with the semi-intent of harm to my citizens (dropping 1000-page books down on the crowded city streets).

FROM: President Harry Miste of Mistetopia
TO: The Leader of Doublewideville
SUBJECT: Allegations

Your allegations are absurd. Alright, I will admit we do allow cannibalism. But we do not ENCOURAGE it. Infact, I cannot stand human flesh. I tried it once and threw up immediately. We at Mistetopia cater to ALL citizens (despite the fact that we pave paradise and put up parking lots, like that song), not just the "normal" ones. Next time you start slander, try looking straight into it, not just reading what you want to read.

Oh, and thank you for wiring that money over to my opposition in government. I always like a challenge.

Have a nice day.

President Harry Miste


Sadly, Satan has caused you to become a hopelessly insane, amoral man. We uphold hope that with our assistance, the newly founded Mistetopian Christian Democratic Party, will remove you from office in the next election and place you in a facility that will care for your insidious state of dementia.

The only office, Lord willing, you will hold in the future is to be placed in an insane asylum, properly restrained in a straightjacket. We hope that once you're removed from office, the psychiatrists will either cure you of whatever form of mental insanity possess you, or that you will be safely contained in said insane asylum.

However, we also wonder if you could benefit from an excorcism. It is clear you are either an extreme sociopathic madman or demon possessed. Either way, you don't belong in office.

Please contact our Ministry of Faith Healing if you wish us to drive the demons possessing you from your deranged mind and soul. Have a nice day!