NationStates Jolt Archive


Vetaka oppresses its Chav Population (Open)

Vetaka
10-12-2007, 20:01
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Photo: Supplied Vetakan Police Department taken during the Cheddleton Riot at a makeshift Detention Centre
Vetakan Government: Enough with the Stella, Chav: I'll Rob Your Telly Bruv"

Page 29: New Theeb Echo (World Addition)

In a complete U-Turn of its general policy on the subject of political freedom and civil rights the Vetakan Government Department of Equality in support of the Department of Domestic Affairs confirmed that further to Senate Act 560 the Vetakan Law Enforcement Forces would have greater power to punish and crack down upon those causing a disturbance of the peace of whom 90% are identified as Chav's.

A recent government survey and investigation found that Chav's range between the ages of 14 and 30 and are what the Senate report calls "the result of a catastrophic failure in the Vetakan Education, Welfare and Law Policy". The report which was the result of the Cheddleton Riot in which a group of some 200 youngsters attacked and killed 25 people most identified as being part of Vetaka's Gothic Teenage Culture whom where leaving a "Rock Party" at a local club. The Cheddleton Riot which also saw 4 Chav Males brutally rape 8 Women is believed to be the strongest motivation for the move by the Vetakan Government.

The new Law which is widely supported by the senate now allows the Vetakan Police Department to disperse groups of 4 or move chavs. It also enables police to detain such Chav's if they refuse to disperse when ordered to do so. The law now known as the "Cheddleton Law" also allows police the ability to issue on the spot fines, seizing assets and property and greater imprisonment ability.

The International Communities response to this is unpredictable as such policy by the Vetakan Government is a complte U-Turn on its normal domestic policies.
Antigr
10-12-2007, 20:10
IC: We condemn this act of crueldom etc.

OOC: :cool::cool::cool::cool::D
Kahanistan
10-12-2007, 20:54
Official Statement of the Free Republic of Kahanistan

The Government of Kahanistan roundly condemns the treatment of those deemed by the rogue Vetakan state as "chavs." Chavs are a product of poverty and they will not be helped by the confiscation of their assets to make them even poorer, and will not be helped by being tainted with criminal records to keep them from finding gainful employment.

Chavs who rape women should be punished, like any other subhuman misogynist who feels it is acceptable to violate a woman's body. Chavs who are not rapists need not be punished for the crimes of those who are.

Signed,
Rachel C. Levitt,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Livria
10-12-2007, 20:56
U.D.S.C wishes to enquire if the Vetakan Government would like to purchase some Sarin gas at very low prices.

Thank you,

The U.D.S.C Management.
Shesharlie
10-12-2007, 21:58
TO: Vetaka

FROM: National Sheshan Center for Humanities
(OOC: this is a private organization; not a government agency)

BODY:
We condemn the hasty and rash decisions made by your government. Might we remind you that the 'Chavs' have a right to peacefully assemble and your legislation clearly infracts upon that right. Although the Chavs were the cause for a riot that resulted in 25 deaths, and 8 rapes, we think that it is by no means justified for a government to strip its citizens of their basic human rights such as free speech and the right to peacefully assemble. Of course, if the Chavs became aggressive in their discourse, then it would be in the best interest of the government to disperse the rowdy protesters.

We see this poor course of action by you, the Vetakan government, as an escalation to increasing violence between you and the Chavs, and we advise you to rethink your legislative tactics.

Nancy Thoureau
President of the National Sheshan Center for Humanities
Weccanfeld
10-12-2007, 22:08
OOC: :cool:
Zanski
10-12-2007, 22:19
we condemn this action as classicide (?) and have organised a protest of 600,000 people in the city of shuza, zanski, clad in hoodies, trackies and fake burbury caps singing along to the song "original nuttah" by shy fx.
As president Azani said:
"Dem next vetakans, dey be tryna' mug da bruvvas of, you get me blud?"
Jenrak
10-12-2007, 22:20
The 96 Crowns can do nothing but chuckle at the move made by the Vetakan Government. However, if there is no need for such a group, we will more than love to welcome them into our own arms.
Aurum Domus
10-12-2007, 22:36
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Official Statement From Aurum Domus High Command

We are very amused by your uncontrollable youth. In Aurum Domus we have some of the most disciplined youth and lowest youth crime rates in the world. If your government demands help with this uncontrolable population of teenagers, call the nearest Aurum doman military base, they'll rough em up a bit.

Note From The High General: Hey Pearce, I'm bored outta my skull, how bout we organise a fight? I'm thinking some of your chavs vs some of the members of the Marine JROTC from Goldton Central High School, you down?
Axis Nova
12-12-2007, 23:02
Official Communique, Axis Nova Office of Foreign Affairs

Having heard of your little problem, we offer the solution: let us take the worthless bums off your hands, and we'll ship them into space and relocate them to an agricultural colony. There they can either work, or starve, as they please.
Naasha
12-12-2007, 23:47
[OOC: Has someone been picked on by chavs today? :p]
Cookesland
13-12-2007, 00:16
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Official Diplomatic Message

[OoC: the abbreviated version:]
[Rant Rant, Condemn Condemn Condemn, A member of UFAN should be setting a better example for the world, it's wrong...]

....We will gladly take them off of your hands and welcome them to Cookesland if you so desire. Feel free to send them here.

Steven Andolor
U.S. Secretary of State
Pan-Arab Barronia
15-12-2007, 20:36
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About damned time. Good call. Besides, you can never have enough target practice.
Kirav
15-12-2007, 21:15
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Kiravian Empire

Permissum Astrum Subleuco

Imperial Secriat of Agriculture

Labour Acquisition Office

The Kiravian Empire hears of the plight of the Vetakan Chavs. We extend an offer to any Chav citizen of Vetaka.

We will allow the Chav to migrate to our tropical plantation colonies of T'kolofa, the Samuel Islands, and the Subtropical Coast Protectorate as contract labourers, where they will be granted 3rd-level Kiravian citizenship.