NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Message to the Nations of the World

At 7:48 PM on the 23rd of December, during Festivus Dinner, just after the Airing of Grievances, from a heart attack. A funeral is being planned, and we ask that if you will be attending, that you fill out the following RSVP card and return it promptly. There will be a short reception afterwards, please select the meal you will be having bellow, thank you.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

RSVP Form

Nation Name:
Person Attending:
Number of Guests in your Party:
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [ ] Steak

Letter from the Commissar

Dear Jim Lange,

I am deeply sorry to hear about the passing of Edwardo Listless. I will personally attend his funeral, and I will be cancelling all plans for the day that the funeral is to be held. I have included the RSVP form in this envelope.

Best wishes,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich

RSVP Form

Nation Name: The Communist Dominion of Stoklomolvi
Person Attending: Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Number of Guests in your Party: 1
Check One:
Meal: [✔] Lobster [ ] Steak

Letter from the Commissar

Dear Jim Lange,

I am deeply sorry to hear about the passing of Edwardo Listless. I will personally attend his funeral, and I will be cancelling all plans for the day that the funeral is to be held. I have included the RSVP form in this envelope.

Best wishes,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich

RSVP Form

Nation Name: The Communist Dominion of Stoklomolvi
Person Attending: Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Number of Guests in your Party: 1
Check One:
Meal: [✔] Lobster [ ] Steak

To Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich,

Have you received my personal telegram asking you to speak at Edwardo's Funeral? It was a request he made, just hours after returning from his meeting with you, and it really meant a lot to him.

Signed,
A friend of a friend,
Jim Lange

I am deeply shocked and saddened by the news of His Holiness Edwardo Listless' death. I wish to attend his funeral, to pay my respects to this honorable man that I never had the chance to meet personally, but heard much about. I will also be declaring a moment of silence throughout the FFS in his honor.
Signed,
Marshal Steven Phillip Grimmeberger, Acting-Head of State of the FFS
and, though he is in no condition to sign or attend himself, I know he would want you to know his condolences go to His Holiness' family, and all the people of your nation.
Generalissimo Roderic Weller, Head of State of the FFS, Incapacitated (Hospitalized with a Malignant Brain Tumor)

RSVP Form

Nation Name: The Federation of the Fanboyist States (The Fanboyists)
Person Attending: Marshal Steven Phillip Grimmeberger
Number of Guests in your Party: 1
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [✔] Steak

I am deeply shocked and saddened by the news of His Holiness Edwardo Listless' death. I wish to attend his funeral, to pay my respects to this honorable man that I never had the chance to meet personally, but heard much about. I will also be declaring a moment of silence throughout the FFS in his honor.
Signed,
Marshal Steven Phillip Grimmeberger, Acting-Head of State of the FFS
and, though he is in no condition to sign or attend himself, I know he would want you to know his condolences go to His Holiness' family, and all the people of your nation.
Generalissimo Roderic Weller, Head of State of the FFS, Incapacitated (Hospitalized with a Malignant Brain Tumor)

RSVP Form

Nation Name: The Federation of the Fanboyist States (The Fanboyists)
Person Attending: Marshal Steven Phillip Grimmeberger
Number of Guests in your Party: 1
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [✔] Steak

To Marshal Steven Phillip Grimmeberger

We welcome you to attend the Funeral, a date and place for the funeral has also been set. It will be held on January 1st, 2008, New Years day, at the Great Monastery of Eilífur, in Eilífur. Also, His Holiness has no immediate family, except for the many children he adopted, as his real family was murdered by our former king, who, Edwardo in turn murdered bringing peace to our nation. Finally, I wish to send my hopes that your leader gets better, and I shall be praying for him.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

Letter from the Commissar

Dear Jim Lange,

I did indeed receive the telegram and I will speak at his funeral. He was a good man, and an excellent and brave leader as well. I will be arriving in a black Tupolev Tu-444, which I will pilot myself.

Best wishes,
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Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich

Ministry of Death Notices
Whilst no one from the Shazbotdom Empire can attend this personally, we would like to send a message of sorrow to the people of your nation for losing their previous leader. Please accept the following gift of $1.2 Million and our sincerest appologies.

Emperor Heinrich II has heard about this tragedy, and while at this moment he is unable to respond personally to this, I have taken the opportunity to inform you that His Majesty will be attending, as well as myself and all the High Command of the Achae-Ottonian Military, to pay our final respects for the dearly departed Edwardo Listless. We will also be having a moment of silence at all schools, places of business, and government offices, and both His Imperial Majesty's as well as my prayers go to the soul of the deceased, as well as his family, that they are able to make it through this hard time for them.
Enclosed is the RSVP form.
Respectfully,

Field Marshal Marcus Theodosius Regulus

Emperor Heinrich Theodoric Hansburg II (signed for, as he is not currently available)

RSVP Form

Nation Name: The Achae-Ottonian Empire
Person Attending: Emperor Heinrich Theodoric Hansburg II, Field Marshal Marcus T. Regulus, Field Marshal Baden J. Khamar, Field Marshal Honorius C. Varus, Field Marshal Wilhelm Von Dredicburg, Field Marshal Franz Paulus, and Admiral Hubert Von Grissem.
Number of Guests in your Party: 7
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [✔] Steak

Emperor Heinrich II has heard about this tragedy, and while at this moment he is unable to respond personally to this, I have taken the opportunity to inform you that His Majesty will be attending, as well as myself and all the High Command of the Achae-Ottonian Military, to pay our final respects for the dearly departed Edwardo Listless. We will also be having a moment of silence at all schools, places of business, and government offices, and both His Imperial Majesty's as well as my prayers go to the soul of the deceased, as well as his family, that they are able to make it through this hard time for them.
Enclosed is the RSVP form.
Respectfully,

Field Marshal Marcus Theodosius Regulus

Emperor Heinrich Theodoric Hansburg II (signed for, as he is not currently available)

RSVP Form

Nation Name: The Achae-Ottonian Empire
Person Attending: Emperor Heinrich Theodoric Hansburg II, Field Marshal Marcus T. Regulus, Field Marshal Baden J. Khamar, Field Marshal Honorius C. Varus, Field Marshal Wilhelm Von Dredicburg, Field Marshal Franz Paulus, and Admiral Hubert Von Grissem.
Number of Guests in your Party: 7
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [✔] Steak

To Field Marshal Marcus Theodosius Regulus,

We welcome you to attend the Funeral, a date and place for the funeral has also been set. It will be held on January 1st, 2008, New Years day, at the Great Monastery of Eilífur, in Eilífur. Also, His Holiness has no immediate family, except for the many children he adopted, as his real family was murdered by our former king, who, Edwardo in turn murdered bringing peace to our nation.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

Nation Name: The Federation of The Grand World Order
Person Attending: Heinrich Slaag (Commander of the Special Tactics Force, which is pretty much the Praetorian Guard of the GWO)
Number of Guests in your Party: 5
Check One:
Meal: [X] Lobster [ ] Steak

Ministry of Death Notices
Whilst no one from the Shazbotdom Empire can attend this personally, we would like to send a message of sorrow to the people of your nation for losing their previous leader. Please accept the following gift of $1.2 Million and our sincerest appologies.

To Shazbotdom Ministry of Death Notices,

We thank you for your kind donation, it will be put toward the construction of a statue of His Holiness, Edwardo Listless, in the Holy Square. Again we thank you.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

Nation Name: The Federation of The Grand World Order
Person Attending: Heinrich Slaag (Commander of the Special Tactics Force, which is pretty much the Praetorian Guard of the GWO)
Number of Guests in your Party: 5
Check One:
Meal: [X] Lobster [ ] Steak

To Heinrich Slaag, Commander of the Special Tactics Force,

We welcome you to attend the Funeral, a date and place for the funeral has also been set. It will be held on January 1st, 2008, New Years day, at the Great Monastery of Eilífur, in Eilífur.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

I offer my sincerest condolences for your loss. I offer as a gift to the family free five-star hotel rooms and recreational drug coupons for any casino in the Dominion.

Sincerely,

Wyatt Thompson, President of the Dominion of Multitanna

RSVP form:

Nation Name: Dominion of Multitanna
Person attending: Wyatt Thompson, president of Multitanna
Number of Guests in Your Party: 0
Check One:
Meal: Lobster [ ] Steak [X]

I offer my sincerest condolences for your loss. I offer as a gift to the family free five-star hotel rooms and recreational drug coupons for any casino in the Dominion.

Sincerely,

Wyatt Thompson, President of the Dominion of Multitanna

RSVP form:

Nation Name: Dominion of Multitanna
Person attending: Wyatt Thompson, president of Multitanna
Number of Guests in Your Party: 0
Check One:
Meal: Lobster [ ] Steak [X]

To Wyatt Thompson, president of Multitanna

We welcome you to attend the Funeral, a date and place for the funeral has also been set. It will be held on January 1st, 2008, New Years day, at the Great Monastery of Eilífur, in Eilífur. Also, His Holiness has no immediate family, except for the many children he adopted, as his real family was murdered by our former king, who, Edwardo in turn murdered bringing peace to our nation.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

Bump for mourners...

We are deeply sorry for your loss, we will donate 4 million dollars to any heart research facilities in The Beatus in the hope that we can find a cure for some of this horrible happenings, but I know that is a long way off. But here is our RSVP form:

Nation Name: The Imperial Republic of Greston
Person Attending: President and Brigader, John Batther
Number of Guests in your Party: 7, myself and six gaurds
Check One:
Meal: [X] Lobster [ ] Steak

We are deeply sorry for your loss, we will donate 4 million dollars to any heart research facilities in The Beatus in the hope that we can find a cure for some of this horrible happenings, but I know that is a long way off. But here is our RSVP form:

Nation Name: The Imperial Republic of Greston
Person Attending: President and Brigader, John Batther
Number of Guests in your Party: 7, myself and six gaurds
Check One:
Meal: [X] Lobster [ ] Steak

To President and Brigader, John Batther,

We welcome you to attend the Funeral, a date and place for the funeral has also been set. It will be held on January 1st, 2008, New Years day, at the Great Monastery of Eilífur, in Eilífur. Also, I thank you for your generous donation, and assure you that it will go to good use, in funding the University of Beatusian Medical Studies, Heart Research Center.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

OOC: A heart attack? Is that the best you can do?

The Protectorate of 0110110101110101100010 gives its grievances. We sincerely hope that your leader was fit and spread his genotype many times.

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The Protectorate of 0110110101110101100010 gives its grievances. We sincerely hope that your leader was fit and spread his genotype many times.

01001111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01110011 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00101110

To The Protectorate of 0110110101110101100010,

Errr, Thank you, I think.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

OOC:
Hmmz. Binary Code, eh? Your not the only one who can Decode and Encode Binary Mr. 0110110101110101100010.

The Beatus, he said:

One down, several billion to go.

Bump for mourners...

Federation of Visayan Peoples

Our nation sends its condolences to the Theocracy of Beatus for the death of His Holiness, Edwardo Listless. The world has lost a noble and irreplaceable soul but let us be comforted by the thought that the Great Servant has now met his Master whose life was nothing but a tribute to Him.

If there is anything we can do for you let us know.

Sincerely,
(Sgd.)Ferdinand Boncayao
Federation President

RSVP Form

Nation Name: Federation of Visayan Peoples
Persons Attending: Pres. Boncayao, Executive Chairman Roderic Poca,
Justice Chairman Arsenius Tan, Interior Chairman Arnold Sitoy
Number of Guests in your Party: 4, plus 4 aides and 10 bodyguards
Check One:
Meal: [✔] Lobster [ ] Steak

Federation of Visayan Peoples

Our nation sends its condolences to the Theocracy of Beatus for the death of His Holiness, Edwardo Listless. The world has lost a noble and irreplaceable soul but let us be comforted by the thought that the Great Servant has now met his Master whose life was nothing but a tribute to Him.

If there is anything we can do for you let us know.

Sincerely,
(Sgd.)Ferdinand Boncayao
Federation President

RSVP Form

Nation Name: Federation of Visayan Peoples
Persons Attending: Pres. Boncayao, Executive Chairman Roderic Poca,
Justice Chairman Arsenius Tan, Interior Chairman Arnold Sitoy
Number of Guests in your Party: 4, plus 4 aides and 10 bodyguards
Check One:
Meal: [✔] Lobster [ ] Steak

To Pres. Boncayao,

We welcome you to attend the Funeral, a date and place for the funeral has also been set. It will be held on January 1st, 2008, New Years day, at the Great Monastery of Eilífur, in Eilífur. Thank you, but we do not need your assistance at this time.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus

Bump for mourners...

Bump for mourners...

We will not be accepting anymore RSVP's as the Funeral has already begun, thank you, good day.

Nation Name: The USSY
Person Attending: Citizen Danielle Norheim
Number of Guests in your Party: 3 (two body guards)
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [X] Steak

Nation Name: The USSY
Person Attending: Citizen Danielle Norheim
Number of Guests in your Party: 3 (two body guards)
Check One:
Meal: [ ] Lobster [X] Steak

To Citizen Danielle Norheim,

As you are a special case, we will accept your RSVP at this time. We welcome you to attend the Funeral. It has just began, so if you could arrive there ASAP it would be much appreciated. Thank you.

Signed,
Acting Leader,
Jim Lange
The Theocracy of the Beatus