South Lizasauria
08-12-2007, 09:14
The media war (going to make a thread on it, basically South Lizasauria makes a non-profit 300 spoof to anger Lesbanian people)
Both South Lizasauria and Lesbania have never set aside their differences and until present time are still racially bigoted against each other, both sides were looking for the tiniest excuse for war, and this movie which the South Lizasaurian government made on purpose started it. The movie was highly racist, politically incorrect and painted the Lesbanians as baby eating wusses while South Lizasaurians were the just warriors fighting for freedom from oppression. The movie was made by a former director who was now a member of the federal council, the movie was non-profit to ovoid legal issues. The war ended with at least 20 cities and town on both sides devastated by WMDs and with South Lizasauria victorious. The movie also had poltical messages pushing for less restrictions on South Lizasauria and pan-South Lizasaurianism.
OOC: And here it is. :D
IC:
Previously:
Ever since the first Grecian war and the attempted holocaust of the Lizasaurian [the alien natives] race South Lizasaurians remembered and kept the bitterness in their hearts, if it wasn't for a band of human freedom fighters, humans fleeing oppression and SL terran slave loyalists that hid the few remaining lizasaur infants in their homes thus risking their lives and the lives of their families the lizasaur race would have been wiped out, ever since then for the first moment in South Lizasaurian history it mattered not what race/species you were, as long as you were South Lizasaurian and believed in South Lizasaurian values would you be one. Present day South Lizasauria is made up of many species. Mainly Scratachi, Lizasaur and Human. Humans made up most of the population since they of all the species were the most promiscuous, thus they produced more offspring. However even then the Lesbanians still wreaked havok upon South Lizasauria, both sides desired to commit genocide against each other and still do and will as long as the Grecian regime exists. During the begining half of the Second Grecian war the allies[South Lizasauria, Toori, Free Worlds, other allied nations] fought against the Grecian and Lesbanian empire. As South Lizasaurians regained more and more of their lost lands they captured the civillians of the imperialist nations who made themselves at home on South Lizasaurian soil, filled with rage the humans began a genocide (forced impregnation of females and extermination/slavery of males) to teach them what all foreign imperialists would get. As time went on South Lizasuarian forces and enemy forces fought relentlessly with such savagery that left a path of destruction with the likes civilizations hasn't witnessed since WWII. Eventually as Captain Warfrog reached the rank of Admiral most of the lost grounds were retaken. There was a temporary ceasefire that ended once Grecians used their brainwash rays on the Free Worlds turning the freedom loving planets into a cultist hellhole reflecting the evils of their mental captors[the Grecians and Lesbanians]. As Admiral Warfrog had successful campaign after campaign South Lizasuaria's military grew in strength. By now the Lesbanians had decided only to send spies and use their intelligence and give their belligerent and nazistic army a rest. The government was becoming arrogant and began to think they could regain a few more lands from the Lesbanians due to the military's success. To get backing from the world the wise senators and members of the federal council cooked up a plan. It turned out that in one of their members, in his youth, had a dream to become a film director but ended up in politics instead. He then agreed to make an outright offensive, racist, politically incorrect film to incite anger in the Lesbanians, the plan was to incite them to attack so that when they invaded they'd be the aggressors therefore giving South Lizasuaira the upper hand as foreign nations come to aid them. (it only targeted them and the Grecians) The movie was non-profit to ovoid legal action from the heirs of the director of 300 since the movie was alot like the 300 only the Grecian wars were the theme. Later that week, the movie was presented to the world. The plan worked, the Lesbanians attacked, South Lizasauria fought back and unexpectedly nations took sides with the Lesbanians creating a nuclear explosion (as opposed to the old powder keg) of alliances.
War has been declared over a movie...
Both South Lizasauria and Lesbania have never set aside their differences and until present time are still racially bigoted against each other, both sides were looking for the tiniest excuse for war, and this movie which the South Lizasaurian government made on purpose started it. The movie was highly racist, politically incorrect and painted the Lesbanians as baby eating wusses while South Lizasaurians were the just warriors fighting for freedom from oppression. The movie was made by a former director who was now a member of the federal council, the movie was non-profit to ovoid legal issues. The war ended with at least 20 cities and town on both sides devastated by WMDs and with South Lizasauria victorious. The movie also had poltical messages pushing for less restrictions on South Lizasauria and pan-South Lizasaurianism.
OOC: And here it is. :D
IC:
Previously:
Ever since the first Grecian war and the attempted holocaust of the Lizasaurian [the alien natives] race South Lizasaurians remembered and kept the bitterness in their hearts, if it wasn't for a band of human freedom fighters, humans fleeing oppression and SL terran slave loyalists that hid the few remaining lizasaur infants in their homes thus risking their lives and the lives of their families the lizasaur race would have been wiped out, ever since then for the first moment in South Lizasaurian history it mattered not what race/species you were, as long as you were South Lizasaurian and believed in South Lizasaurian values would you be one. Present day South Lizasauria is made up of many species. Mainly Scratachi, Lizasaur and Human. Humans made up most of the population since they of all the species were the most promiscuous, thus they produced more offspring. However even then the Lesbanians still wreaked havok upon South Lizasauria, both sides desired to commit genocide against each other and still do and will as long as the Grecian regime exists. During the begining half of the Second Grecian war the allies[South Lizasauria, Toori, Free Worlds, other allied nations] fought against the Grecian and Lesbanian empire. As South Lizasaurians regained more and more of their lost lands they captured the civillians of the imperialist nations who made themselves at home on South Lizasaurian soil, filled with rage the humans began a genocide (forced impregnation of females and extermination/slavery of males) to teach them what all foreign imperialists would get. As time went on South Lizasuarian forces and enemy forces fought relentlessly with such savagery that left a path of destruction with the likes civilizations hasn't witnessed since WWII. Eventually as Captain Warfrog reached the rank of Admiral most of the lost grounds were retaken. There was a temporary ceasefire that ended once Grecians used their brainwash rays on the Free Worlds turning the freedom loving planets into a cultist hellhole reflecting the evils of their mental captors[the Grecians and Lesbanians]. As Admiral Warfrog had successful campaign after campaign South Lizasuaria's military grew in strength. By now the Lesbanians had decided only to send spies and use their intelligence and give their belligerent and nazistic army a rest. The government was becoming arrogant and began to think they could regain a few more lands from the Lesbanians due to the military's success. To get backing from the world the wise senators and members of the federal council cooked up a plan. It turned out that in one of their members, in his youth, had a dream to become a film director but ended up in politics instead. He then agreed to make an outright offensive, racist, politically incorrect film to incite anger in the Lesbanians, the plan was to incite them to attack so that when they invaded they'd be the aggressors therefore giving South Lizasuaira the upper hand as foreign nations come to aid them. (it only targeted them and the Grecians) The movie was non-profit to ovoid legal action from the heirs of the director of 300 since the movie was alot like the 300 only the Grecian wars were the theme. Later that week, the movie was presented to the world. The plan worked, the Lesbanians attacked, South Lizasauria fought back and unexpectedly nations took sides with the Lesbanians creating a nuclear explosion (as opposed to the old powder keg) of alliances.
War has been declared over a movie...