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war!!!!

Oswegoland
08-12-2007, 00:07
Hello. I am ruler of the iron fist consumerist country the rogue nation of Oswegoland. I am willing to wage war on anyone. look at my page and decide if you want to attack me!:sniper::mp5:
Faxanavia
08-12-2007, 00:11
Hi, Oswegoland. Welcome to the forums. I think, before anything, let's start with some pointers. First of all: I would not advise starting off with a war. Some bigger nation will take this as an opportunity to crush you easily and then annex you. No fun. So, the first thing to do is read the stickies at the top of the page. Those are always useful. Secondly, try opening an embassy thread instead, rather then entering the world as a warmonger. Hope this helps!
-Faxanavia
Hellastica
08-12-2007, 00:35
It's not a great way to start out.. A nation like mine can easily kick your nation's ass..:sniper::gundge:
Alversia
08-12-2007, 00:38
Likewise, My population's over a billion strong
Shazbotdom
08-12-2007, 01:32
I'd roll over him with ease...
Oswegoland
08-12-2007, 01:42
i was just bored:headbang:
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 01:44
Hey Faxanavia, if ever you feel like a one on one, I'm perfectly willing to whip your ass. :D
Alversia
08-12-2007, 01:50
i was just bored:headbang:

Try being a bit more diplomatic before you arrive all guns blazing.
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 01:52
I could stomp you too, Alversia. (http://www.sipan.org/~peter/NationStates/Tracker/index.php?nation=gens_romae&nation2=Alversia&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=&nation7=&nation8=&nation9=&nation10=) :D
Alversia
08-12-2007, 01:54
I could stomp you too, Alversia. (http://www.sipan.org/~peter/NationStates/Tracker/index.php?nation=gens_romae&nation2=Alversia&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=&nation7=&nation8=&nation9=&nation10=) :D

Might is not right, I bet my military's more advanced than yours is. :P
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 01:56
Might is not right, I bet my military's more advanced than yours is. :P

I fail to see how "advanced" you can possibly be with a budget of less than 400 billion US dollars. :rolleyes:
R0cka
08-12-2007, 01:57
Hello. I am ruler of the iron fist consumerist country the rogue nation of Oswegoland. I am willing to wage war on anyone. look at my page and decide if you want to attack me!:sniper::mp5:


Bring it on.
Carbandia
08-12-2007, 01:58
Tsk, take that "my army is better than yours!!!11" argument some place else, guys.

Oswegoland, please take the following as a piece of friendly advice:

To offer to take on all comers, especially with such a new nation, is not a good idea to start your rp career with. Read the stickies, and try something more constructive.

Trust me, you will not regret it.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 01:58
I fail to see how "advanced" you can possibly be with a budget of less than 400 billion US dollars. :rolleyes:

...Fancy an alliance? :D

AND I don't have a very big Army, Navy or Air Force so it costs less to modernise.
The Grand World Order
08-12-2007, 01:59
((Lol, Gens Romae and his obsession with economic calculators and "I KICK YOUR ASS CAUSE I HAVE A BETTER ECONOMY" attitude.))

Yeah, um, Oswegoland, I'd be happy to fulfill your suicide wish. It's not recommended to start off with war, but, if you insist, consider it done.
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:00
...Fancy an alliance? :D

Join the Corporate Alliance. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=491242) ;)
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:01
((Lol, Gens Romae and his obsession with economic calculators and "I KICK YOUR ASS CAUSE I HAVE A BETTER ECONOMY" attitude.))

Yeah, um, Oswegoland, I'd be happy to fulfill your suicide wish. It's not recommended to start off with war, but, if you insist, consider it done.

TGWO, if you do, consider yourself pwned! (http://www.sipan.org/~peter/NationStates/Tracker/index.php?nation=gens_romae&nation2=The+Grand+World+Order&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=&nation7=&nation8=&nation9=&nation10=) :p
Pilotes
08-12-2007, 02:01
Hello. I am ruler of the iron fist consumerist country the rogue nation of Oswegoland. I am willing to wage war on anyone. look at my page and decide if you want to attack me!:sniper::mp5:

well, you could probably beat me though....not that i actually want to fight, but just so you feel better.:p
The Grand World Order
08-12-2007, 02:06
TGWO, if you do, consider yourself pwned! (http://www.sipan.org/~peter/NationStates/Tracker/index.php?nation=gens_romae&nation2=The+Grand+World+Order&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=&nation7=&nation8=&nation9=&nation10=) :p

((OOC: OH NOEZ, I R SHAKIN UN MAH SHUUZ, I R KWIT EN ES CUZ UV UR KALKULATUR DAT U HEF INKLOODID UN EVUREE WUN UV UR PSTS. I MEEN, MAI MILTURREE HOONTUH KUDNT FITE SICKZ MILUN MEN.))
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:06
Join the Corporate Alliance. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=491242) ;)

I prefer to stay above the sticky world of alliances and cold wars :)

And Oswegoland, I would take Carbandia's advice. He knows his stuff...
Shazbotdom
08-12-2007, 02:07
TGWO, if you do, consider yourself pwned! (http://www.sipan.org/~peter/NationStates/Tracker/index.php?nation=gens_romae&nation2=The+Grand+World+Order&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=&nation7=&nation8=&nation9=&nation10=) :p

You really wanna play that game? Well. Then it's time to play the GAME (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=shazbotdom&nation2=Gens+Romae).
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:07
I prefer to stay above the sticky world of alliances and cold wars :)

And Oswegoland, I would take Carbandia's advice. He knows his stuff...

I'll reword that: Join the CA or I'll pwn you. :D
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:08
You really wanna play that game? Well. Then it's time to play the GAME (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=shazbotdom&nation2=Gens+Romae).

Yeah, you got me beat. :(
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:13
I'll reword that: Join the CA or I'll pwn you. :D

Well, if you really want to go in depth with the economy things then...
1. You have no heath service. You're people get sick, they die
2. No transport, no motorways or railways or airports? How would your 'mighty armies' get about? They're no more mobile than Napoleon's men
3. No administration, How do you organise your army, taxes and budget? How could they conduct a defense or fight a war?
4. No social equality? I sense a Working class uprising
5. You import three times as much material as I do...I wonder if I could strangle that somehow...

Using your statistics, I can prove that you are far from assured a victory against a small but well armed and trained nation, full of contented citizens :D

RIPPIN' :p
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:15
Well, if you really want to go in depth with the economy things then...
1. You have no heath service. You're people get sick, they die

My tax rate is 34 percent. They can deal with it themselves.

2. No transport, no motorways or railways or airports? How would your 'mighty armies' get about? They're no more mobile than Napoleon's men

The transports, motorways, railways, and airports are owned by private corporations.

3. No administration, How do you organise your army, taxes and budget? How could they conduct a defense or fight a war?

It's figured into the Religion and Spirituality budget. The government is theocratic.

4. No social equality? I sense a Working class uprising

You have a 100 percent tax rate.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:15
You really wanna play that game? Well. Then it's time to play the GAME (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=shazbotdom&nation2=Gens+Romae).

Shazbotdom, I thank you for your involvement :)
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:16
I have a tax rate of 34 percent. They can get a job and deal with it themselves.

Give it a few months and that'll be 100%, I garuntee it
The PeoplesFreedom
08-12-2007, 02:19
Uhm, you do realize that very few nations actually follow the calcs...
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:21
Give it a few months and that'll be 100%, I garuntee it

Do you wanna put your soldiers where your mouth is? :)
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:22
Uhm, you do realize that very few nations actually follow the calcs...

EXACTLY!!

And I'm not getting into a war about nothing...
The Fanboyists
08-12-2007, 02:23
I'd roll over him with ease...

Forget him. You could roll over me with ease, and I could roll over him with ease.
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:23
And I'm not getting into a war about nothing...

Spoken by one who knows he can't win! :p
Dostanuot Loj
08-12-2007, 02:24
Uhm, you do realize that very few nations actually follow the calcs...

Many do, especially the smaller ones. It's encouragerd new players follow the cals because it helps restrain noobishness. Shifting to a player created economy/budget takes time and care to do right. Which reminds me, I need to update mine to reflect that I've grown more then a billion citizens since I made it.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:26
Spoken by one who knows he can't win! :p

I declare armed neutrality, I want garuntee's here. I'm not losing my country over a fight of figure (Imagine if real life was like this :eek:)
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:26
Many do, especially the smaller ones. It's encouragerd new players follow the cals because it helps restrain noobishness. Shifting to a player created economy/budget takes time and care to do right. Which reminds me, I need to update mine to reflect that I've grown more then a billion citizens since I made it.

Likewise, I haven't touched mine (Because I havn't a clue how to do it :()
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:29
Likewise, I haven't touched mine (Because I havn't a clue how to do it :()

C'mon! I'll only send a couple fleets (http://www.freewebs.com/romanorum/gensromaenavy.htm) and a couple legions (http://www.freewebs.com/romanorum/gensromaearmy.htm). ;)

Surely you can beat a combined force of 280,000 (not counting logistics...2.8 million including)?
The PeoplesFreedom
08-12-2007, 02:30
Many do, especially the smaller ones. It's encouragerd new players follow the cals because it helps restrain noobishness. Shifting to a player created economy/budget takes time and care to do right. Which reminds me, I need to update mine to reflect that I've grown more then a billion citizens since I made it.

I meant the more experienced one's, Sumer.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:31
C'mon! I'll only send a couple fleets (http://www.freewebs.com/romanorum/gensromaenavy.htm) and a couple legions (http://www.freewebs.com/romanorum/gensromaearmy.htm). ;)

Surely you can beat a combined force of 280,000 (not counting logistics...2.8 million including)?

Your Army is only 1,000,000 men?
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:31
Your Army is only 1,000,000 men?

Not counting logistics. Logistics included, the army is 10 million. Granted, the Navy is just as large.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:32
Not counting logistics. Logistics included, the army is 10 million. Granted, the Navy is just as large.

And there was me thinking my 120,000 would be outmatched completely

Still a no, I'm not fighting a war with you
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:33
And there was me thinking my 120,000 would be outmatched completely

Still a no, I'm not fighting a war with you

Awww. I could have used the extra land. :(
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:41
Just out of curiosity, though...what does your country look like? How far away is it from Italy?
Hellastica
08-12-2007, 02:41
i was just bored:headbang:



But remember, some of the bigger nations might be bored as well and decide to go on the warpath to amuse themselves.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:45
Just out of curiosity, though...what does your country look like? How far away is it from Italy?

I never bothered with all that map claiming stuff, I'm mostly an FT nation
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:50
I never bothered with all that map claiming stuff, I'm mostly an FT nation

Arbitrarily pick a place?
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:51
Swedan :D
Gens Romae
08-12-2007, 02:52
Swedan :D

Watch for a thread in the next few minutes.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 02:53
Watch for a thread in the next few minutes.

WHat?

I'M NOT FIGHTING A WAR WITH YOU!!
Acalia
08-12-2007, 02:53
I would join in this war...but you see...I am currently compiling the funds to rebuild the western sections of Ryrilor (also called "Corvina"), and I just can't afford it.
Blasphemous Priest
08-12-2007, 03:04
Gens Romae, how much did you say your defense budget was, 4 trillion. Well, well, well, aren't we powerful. Hate to tell you though, my 10 trillion defense budget blows yours right out the water.

http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=blasphemous_priest

Hah, I just realized. I have the money to field double your military forces and then some! Wow, how hilarious....
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:08
Gens Romae, how much did you say your defense budget was, 4 trillion. Well, well, well, aren't we powerful. Hate to tell you though, my 10 trillion defense budget blows your right out the water.

http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=blasphemous_priest

Fancy an Alliance?
Blasphemous Priest
08-12-2007, 03:08
Fancy an Alliance?


Of course I would. What do you have in mind?
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:10
Mutual defense?
Plus I'll give you ten Nakil A2 Tanks, the most advanced MBT's in NS
Blasphemous Priest
08-12-2007, 03:11
Mutual defense?
Plus I'll give you ten Nakil A2 Tanks, the most advanced MBT's in NS

Sounds agreeable. Just have them sent to the Obsidian City. (My capital)
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:18
Sounds agreeable. Just have them sent to the Obsidian City. (My capital)

On their way. I think that Gen Rom. needs taught a lesson...
Blasphemous Priest
08-12-2007, 03:20
On their way. I think that Gen Rom. needs taught a lesson...

Yep. He has insulted two very powerful nations.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:22
Yep. He has insulted two very powerful nations.

Indeed, what size is your RPA?
Mine's only 120,000 troops and 1,200 Aircraft
Blasphemous Priest
08-12-2007, 03:26
Indeed, what size is your RPA?
Mine's only 120,000 troops and 1,200 Aircraft

My army barely hovers at 22 thousand men, I have a virtually nonexistent air force, because, as I told Gens Romae, most of my nations military budget has gone into the development of nuclear weapons.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:32
My army barely hovers at 22 thousand men, I have a virtually nonexistent air force, because, as I told Gens Romae, most of my nations military budget has gone into the development of nuclear weapons.

Glad to see where the money went then :rolleyes:

What CAN you donate to the defense of Alversia?
What could you Mobilise? Do you have conscription?

HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DID I GET INTO GET INTO A WAR LIKE THIS?
The Grand World Order
08-12-2007, 03:36
My military focuses on Army/Marines/Navy, with a well-equipped but generally small Air Force, as wel as a complementary side dish of WMDs (Excluding Dirty Bombs, as they are money-wasters compared to Nuclear Bombs, etc.)

I don't have an determined size or close estimate, but it is generally around 10,000,000 combat-wise (And not counting Civilian Control (City)/Continential Police/Federal Guard (National), which are officially part of the military), as most people have much, much, better respect and financial options if they're in the military, and the fact that the military is spammed with clones. I don't really care about calculators anymore, after finding out that experienced nations don't usually use them.
R0cka
08-12-2007, 03:37
You really wanna play that game? Well. Then it's time to play the GAME (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=shazbotdom&nation2=Gens+Romae).


Impressive.

I didn't know about this calculator, thanks.

I stack up fairly well considering the huge difference in tax rates. (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=r0cka&nation2=shazbotdom&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=)
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:39
You can't have 14% of your population in the peacetime Army that's just ridiculious. You're economy would collapse and seeing as this is MT, clones haven't been invented yet
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:40
Impressive.

I didn't know about this calculator, thanks.

I stack up fairly well considering the huge difference in tax rates. (http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=r0cka&nation2=shazbotdom&nation3=&nation4=&nation5=&nation6=)

Want to join the war against Gen Romao who wants to destroy me because I have a smaller army than he does?
The Grand World Order
08-12-2007, 03:47
You can't have 14% of your population in the peacetime Army that's just ridiculious. You're economy would collapse and seeing as this is MT, clones haven't been invented yet

Oh. The owner didn't specify a tech level. The GWO is a PMT country. And actually, cloning is possible as of now, but people don't do it mainly because the world is overpopulated as it is, and it's way too controversial. Plus, most Genetic Engineers don't actually know how to do it well. Plus, the idea is pretty much like the Reserves. They have normal jobs and whatnot outside of the military, but they can be sent off if needed.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:50
Oh. The owner didn't specify a tech level. The GWO is a PMT country. And actually, cloning is possible as of now, but people don't do it mainly because the world is overpopulated as it is, and it's way too controversial. Plus, most Genetic Engineers don't actually know how to do it well. Plus, the idea is pretty much like the Reserves. They have normal jobs and whatnot outside of the military, but they can be sent off if needed.

That's the thing, people don't do it NOW and this is a MODERN tech. And you still can't have an Army over 10,000,000 excluding police, that's ridiculious, even a few of those as Reserves would make sense.
The Grand World Order
08-12-2007, 03:51
That's the thing, people don't do it NOW and this is a MODERN tech. And you still can't have an Army over 10,000,000 excluding police, that's ridiculious, even a few of those as Reserves would make sense.

As I said, I didn't see that the owner said it was Modern Tech, and also, there are people out there that could clone humans, but don't because of laws and condemnation by society.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 03:53
As I said, I didn't see that the owner said it was Modern Tech, and also, there are people out there that could clone humans, but don't because of laws and condemnation by society.

So you can't do it

And sort the Army out so it's in proportion to your population
Ardchoille
08-12-2007, 04:01
Given the title, I can't exactly say all this is off-topic, but it's sure not advancing Oswegoland's war!!!. If you're not actually interacting with the OP's nation, please take your discussions elsewhere.
Alversia
08-12-2007, 04:10
Given the title, I can't exactly say all this is off-topic, but it's sure not advancing Oswegoland's war!!!. If you're not actually interacting with the OP's nation, please take your discussions elsewhere.

Indeed, I have been diverted rather badly the past few pages and I apologise to Oswegoland for that. I am now involved in a war and so will keep my trap shut from now on.
Ryderra
08-12-2007, 04:26
I must confess that I am confused as to how someone would actually fight a war in Nation States. How do you do this?

(Sorry, I'm a newbie)
Siriusa
08-12-2007, 07:19
I must confess that I am confused as to how someone would actually fight a war in Nation States. How do you do this?

(Sorry, I'm a newbie)

No problemo. It's always best to ask, that way you avoid making a faux pas. At any rate, I can give you some literature to read up on (specifically, this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=528099), this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416823), and this (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416665)).

Basically, spend some time and take the effort to look around and read (or at least skim) most of the topics in here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994). If you have any questions or need to ask anything, feel free to shoot me a Telegram.