NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings, this is a dispatch from the Holy and Righteous Empire of Doublewideville.

After consultation with the Ministerial Council and the Council of Laity. it has been decided to begin a campaing of education of the world to let them know what the true meaning ofr Christmas is.


This will be done via satelite transmissions from the Nation Cathedral of Holiness, which will have a Service ran by The Pontifix Maximus and our Emperor, King David the II. The goal is to transmit this to all nations, and partarly Atheist nations, where the spawn of Satan keep their people enslaved in spiritual darkness.

Additionally, we will be airdropping Bibles over nations that are under the oppression of spiritually blind and immoral governments. The Scripture plainly tells us that the Bible is a two-edged sword, and thys will bring salvation to those trapped in their ghettohs of spiritual ignorance and lostness.

We also are setting up Radio DoubleWideville where oppressed Christians may receive inspiring messages from the Pontif, King David the II and hear messages of edification from select members of the Ministerial Council.

Our message is this: Christ is King of Kings and Lord of Lords. God has given you freedom and human dignity as your birthright. Thus, the Lord hears the cries of our Christian brothers and sisters in spiritual bondage and will free you in time.

Keep your eyes to the skies, brothers and sisters! leaflets will direct you to the station the Christmas Eve transmission will be on, and the various radio channels of Radio DoubleWideville.

You are in our prayers, and if it is the Lord's will, you will be free someday from oppression and persecution. Keep the faith!

Singed

King David the II
Ministerial Council
Council of Laity
Ministry of Truth and Edification

*secret service monitors situation*

To the "Empire" of DoubleWideville:

Any of your planes found in our air space dropping books will be shot down, and your nation will be billed for any property damage caused by falling literature and planes.

To Yanitaria:

If you don't greet his envoys with milk, cookies, and ball sucking, you will be invaded.

Tyrone
Official Office of Smack Talk
Gens Romae Government

IC:

Once upon a time there was a holy empire that served the Lord known as Grecia (http://z4.invisionfree.com/Time_for_Nintendo/index.php?showtopic=401), however they got infiltrated by evil men and women who turned the state into a militarised brainwashy cult state who then started the Grecian wars with South Lizasauria. South Lizasauria currently fighting the Second Grecian war wanted to make sure the people of Doubleville were like the present Grecians, if they weren't it was in the government's interest to prevent them from falling to Grecia's darkness. Even so in a time of war all foreign planes that weren't part of the alliance were immediately shot down since the military thought they were bombers. The South Lizasaurian federal council then debated on whether or not they should prevent Doubleville from infrining on peoples' intellectual freedom or protect them from any nations that would invade them.

OOC: Is it ok if I pull the Grecian wars into this to make things interesting? The Grecians are basically evil cultists who pose as Christians to make Christianity look bad, their gov is controlled by undercover cultists and socialists.

If any DoubleWideville attemp to come with in 100 kilometers of our airspace, they will be intercepted and shot down. So, please go take your bibles and shove it. To Gens Romae, if you inavde Yanitaria I will cursh your millitary into dust and make your pitiful excuse for a country a charred, crattered wasteland.

With much love,
Binarian Office of Threatening Messages

OOC:Hey guys, Should I have th Grecian alliance come in and stir up trouble for the sake of a good RP or would ir ruin things?

To the "leader" of the supposedly "Holy" and "Righteous" Empire of Doublewideville

Any of your planes that are to fly over Stoklomolvi will immediately be shot down and any surviving books be donated to the children's fund. Stoklomolvi already has a massive surplus of illuminated manuscripts and does not need modern prints that only the lazy create. We will fine you for all damages that you cause.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Declaration to Gens Romae

If you even dare go near 40 km of Yanitaria, our military will be upon you and will hunt you down.

OOC: I'm going to pull the Grecian wars into this

IC:

Just then planes began nearing all the nations receiving the communica from the Bible state. The planes drew closer, some were interceptor planes, everyone thought they were from Doubleville however once they started paratrooping drones and attacking the borders South Lizasauria knew their sworn enemy[Grecia] has just made their next move.

Official Foreign affairs statement

Any of your planes that fly over out airspace will by shot down, and surviving books will be burned. Do not fly over Greal airspace.

General John heart

Official Foreign affairs statement

Any of your planes that fly over out airspace will by shot down, and surviving books will be burned. Do not fly over Greal airspace.

General John heart

Urgent and highly encrpted message from South Lizasuairn secret sservice:
Grecians have come to invade Doubleville and force all in the vicinity to join their cult, ready your airforce, they're coming. Our armies have already clashed with the Grecians nearby. We must warn as many nations as possible to defend themselves!*static*

*Grecian Raufle tank plows down satellite station and fires at South Lizasaurian troops fleeing from the bomb battered structure.

Grecian combat drone(rank: captian): Sir! We have found evidence of a final message before the destruction of the comsat station, however we were unable to encrypt it.

Grecian Colonel: Advance my slaves, spread our good message to the masses.

*meanwhile South Lizasaurian troops fight back*

Corporal: Captain! Reinforcements have arrived! *fires assault rifle at foes while enemy tanks get wasted by SLAF*

Captain: Good, hold em off boys! give em hell!

troops: Yes sir!

Sergeant: Hey you cultisty bastards! Merry Christmas, I have a present for you! *launces LAW rocket launcher at a group of drones*

As the League of Isles already has free dissemination of information, and millions of digital Bibles are distributed through the internet each year (due to the lack of wood and space in the League, most information tends to be transmitted digitally), we would ask that you do not drop Bibles over the League. Due to events in our past, any unauthorized flights dropping objects may be shot down.

The People's Republic of Aykhal - CENTRAL (120707:0222)

Any unidentified aircraft within Aykhal airspace will be intercepted; The People's Republic of Aykhal will detain any foreign aircraft, personnel, and cargo intercepted and brought-down within her borders. (For whatever length of time is determined.) Aykhal WILLNOT hesitate to destroy any aircraft, vehicles, or personnel of foreign nations acting with an aggressive stance, or having the means of aggression.

The people are free to hear what they wish, and follow that they bealieve. -Though no nation has the right to indoctrinate another nation's citizens into some corrupt cult. --And especially not through the means of dropping books onto buildings and causing havoc.

The People's Republic of Aykhal
CENTRAL; Foreign Affairs.

SLAF and the Grecian air force engaged in midair creating a spectacular yet deadly display.

To Yanitaria:

If you don't greet his envoys with milk, cookies, and ball sucking, you will be invaded.

Tyrone
Official Office of Smack Talk
Gens Romae Government

The United Socialist States of Yanitaria assures you that all missiles will have cookies and packets of milk taped on them.

Although you blatant endorsement of homosexuality is quite odd, we support your government's choice in "coming out"

If any DoubleWideville attemp to come with in 100 kilometers of our airspace, they will be intercepted and shot down. So, please go take your bibles and shove it. To Gens Romae, if you inavde Yanitaria I will cursh your millitary into dust and make your pitiful excuse for a country a charred, crattered wasteland.

With much love,
Binarian Office of Threatening Messages

We thank to Binarian Government for their support. The Binarian Embassy will be listed as an official ally, and you will receive full discount at our Storefront.

OOC: Btw, I couldn't find your embassy, could you TG me a link? Or if you don't get to this in about 2 hours, I'll just use the search feature when I get home.

To the "leader" of the supposedly "Holy" and "Righteous" Empire of Doublewideville

Any of your planes that are to fly over Stoklomolvi will immediately be shot down and any surviving books be donated to the children's fund. Stoklomolvi already has a massive surplus of illuminated manuscripts and does not need modern prints that only the lazy create. We will fine you for all damages that you cause.

Regards,
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Grigor Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich
Civilian Management
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Declaration to Gens Romae

If you even dare go near 40 km of Yanitaria, our military will be upon you and will hunt you down.

The United Socialist States of Yanitaria also thanks our proud ally for it's support.

Dear DoubleWideville,
you will not find "satan" in this nation just flying spaghetti monster, any bibles found in our nation will be burnt and any person found with a bible will be deported. We have no problem with cristanity but if you try to force it upon people these measures must be taken.

Parliment of Muffleberry
venganza.org

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The People's Republic of The Ryou Black Islands

If your Planes Enter our Airpsace, It will be a ACT OF WAR by The Ryou and your Planes will be Shot down and your Nation Invaded.

"Jesus Christ in a frickin' B-52, man!"

-- Federico R. Lazenby, host of The 7:36 Show

Open Message
To: All involved
From: The Errikan Empire

We have taken note of this current situation, and would like to weigh in.

To King David II, our brother in Christ, while we note that your motivations are most commendable, we must advise you to respect the sovereign airspace of other nations, and do not do flyovers against their will. We hope you can find some other means of pursuing your goals; godspeed.

To those who do not wish for involvement with this program, while we certainly support your sovereign rights, strongly advise you to accept any bibles and/or charities that are sent your way this Christmas season; it is ultimately better to let your people choose on this matter, and if they do not want them they will not keep them.

SIC:
$5 million EM ($10 million USD) is henceforth donated to DoubleWideville for this program.

|Official Faxanavian Communique|
Please take note: any Doublewideville planes that enter Faxanavian airspace will be shot down, and their contents will be reused for burning idiots at the stake. It will not be seen as an act of war, but as an act of an uneducated populace following the word blindly behind what surmounts to a bunch of stapled trees.

Respectfully yours,
Ivansky Bochick
Prime Minister

Kahanistan had no problem with Christianity in general; over 15% of the population was Christian, and with the exception of occasional anti-Doomani sentiment flaring into violent anti-Catholic riots, the Christians were tolerated by the people and the government did not persecute them. Even anti-Catholicism was becoming politically incorrect again, with the splitting of the Anti-Catholic Party from the mainstream right-wing Nationalist Party.

Nonetheless, President Khalid bin Abdullah al-Omari, the lame duck in office who was virtually certain to lose the elections anyway, and a devout Muslim, appropriated several hundred thousand dollars of government waste to buy 10,000 copies of the Muslim Koran. These Korans were wheeled onto a B-2 stealth bomber and flown to DoubleWideville in crates.

Twelve hours later, one hundred crates each containing one hundred copies of the Koran parachuted down from the massive bomb bays of the B-2...

Official Message of Gens Romae to DoubleWideVille

We hereby offer 1 billion Denarii (Equivalent to like 1.6 billion US dollars) for the Korans which were flown from Kahanistan in order that we might use them as toilet paper.

Tyrone
Official Office of Smack Talk
Gens Romae Government

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Stapled Trees! XD!

Official Message of Gens Romae to DoubleWideVille

We hereby offer 1 billion Denarii (Equivalent to like 1.6 billion US dollars) for the Korans which were flown from Kahanistan in order that we might use them as toilet paper.

Tyrone
Official Office of Smack Talk
Gens Romae Government

We are most impressed with your nation's actions, and our opinion of you, previously ambiguous due to our not knowing anything about you, has improved significantly.

Open Message
To: All involved
From: The Errikan Empire

We have taken note of this current situation, and would like to weigh in.

To King David II, our brother in Christ, while we note that your motivations are most commendable, we must advise you to respect the sovereign airspace of other nations, and do not do flyovers against their will. We hope you can find some other means of pursuing your goals; godspeed.

To those who do not wish for involvement with this program, while we certainly support your sovereign rights, strongly advise you to accept any bibles and/or charities that are sent your way this Christmas season; it is ultimately better to let your people choose on this matter, and if they do not want them they will not keep them.

SIC:
$5 million EM ($10 million USD) is henceforth donated to DoubleWideville for this program.

We greatly appreciate your offer and accept it.

Our Great Nation has been FORCED by the Satanic activities of a madman in a neighboring country to annex said nation.

This brutal madman has turned on the Bigotopians of his nation and against Christians in general, in a Satanic and monstorous attemopt at genocide! We therefore have had to invade this nation, and we hereby announce our activities to the world regarding this.

Ourt information was developed by our security/ intelligence services, The Inquisition. Both human and electronic survailance has unvieled the unspeakabley evil action of this madman. He has begun a SYSTEMATIC and ORGANIZED campaing of EXTERMINATION, both of the Bigotopaian minorities there and out brothers and sisters in Christ.
For our regions stability, and to end the attacks of the death squad, the Shield and Sword of the Lord has crossed the common border between the neighboring nation of Canukhistan and the Holy and Righteous Empire.

We have dispatched 3 Fists (15 Legions=15 battalions) to end the reing of this Antichrist. We also have dispatched our Special Forces, Zealot Team I, II, II to attack key military sites and take out C & C (Command and Control), destroy electrical installations, and to give aid to the Sword and Shield of the Lord (our Armed Forces). We will smite Canukhistan untill the Satanic, evil Antichrist in power is dead, captured or surrenders power to the armed forces of the Sword and Shield of the Lord.

Make no mistake: we intend to kill the Antichrist if he does not surrender, and the rest of Satan's imps. I would ask the Canukhistan government to surrender now, or face extermination. Your deeds are evil, and we will not allow you to kill Bigatopians nor our Christian brothers and sisters.

Further, carpet bombing has been ordered for the capital of Canukhistan. We give you 8 hours to comply with our demands, or we will dispatch attack bombers and jet escorts from our nation to carpet bomb and napalm your capitol city.

To show we are serious, we have attacked your airport, taken out your air defenses, destroyed your water supply and have also placed tactical nuclear devices in your large cities. In eight hours, the Zealot teams will detonate these tactical nuclear weapons in such a manner as to completely kill the ruling cliques familys. Our intent is to kill the Antichrists family and all who supports him with these weapons of mass destruction, unless the Antichrist surrenders himself within 8 hours.

You have 8 hours, Canukhistan. 8 hours to decide between surrender and life, or defiance and destruction. We have loosed the Sword of God against you, and we can either sheath it with your blood or sheath it unblooded. Your choice will decide wether the ruling clique, and their families, have a tommorow or wether they will die in atomic flames.

I'd like to salute the brave men and women of the Sword and Shield of the Lord, and all the men and women oif the Zealot Teams. Peace unto you, be brave inm the name of the Lord!

Singed,
King David the II
Ministry of War
General Sherman of the Sword and Shield of the Lord Armed Forces
Liuetenant General Manuel of the Sword and Shield of the Lord Airforce
Liuetenant Michaels, C.O of the Special Forces, Zealot Team I, II, III

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OOC: godmode on a massive level. How did you get the nukes in place and you told him his losses.

TO THE NATION OF DoubleWideville:
I am Shelby Dumoss of Dumoss & Dumoss legal firm. DUring your unauthorized dorpping of Christian relegious books, a particularly heavy one struck my client,Jack Thompson(Hehe)on the head. This had caused him tremendous physical,mental and emotional suffering. Thus, we are suing your nation for Fifteen Trillion NationStates dollars to be paid immediately, written in two checks of amount Fourteen Trillion nine hundred and ninety-nine billion nine hundred and ninety-nine million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars payable to Dumoss & Dumoss and a seprate one written to Jack Thompson for the sum of one dollar. We advice you to pay immediately or face the consequences.

IC:

To DoubleWideville government:
When it comes to crusading against belligerent forces of evil who victimize the innocent we agree and would help you but we are still uncertain as to whether or not you, the government of Doubleville is like the Grecians, you see they were once a holy empire like yours only the darkness from outside was able to take them over. They now pretend to fight for God when they really fight for their demon-worshiping "hearsh guild" and the evil it serves.

Ministry of Defense

From: President Harry Miste (The People's Free Land of Mistetopia)
To: The Leader of Doublewideville
SUBJECT: Propaganda

This is an official order from the desk of Miste. You are prohibited from dumping your propaganda on our nation. We have several churches for that. We don't want to force people to become Christians. We are a free land.
Stay the hell away from us. If you even go near 50km our nation boundaries, we will declare war. You know, :sniper::mp5::mp5::sniper:, bang bang, :gundge::sniper:, boom, kill kill, that kind of thing.

HM

From: President Harry Miste (The People's Free Land of Mistetopia)
To: The Leader of Doublewideville
SUBJECT: Propaganda

This is an official order from the desk of Miste. You are prohibited from dumping your propaganda on our nation. We have several churches for that. We don't want to force people to become Christians. We are a free land.
Stay the hell away from us. If you even go near 50km our nation boundaries, we will declare war. You know, :sniper::mp5::mp5::sniper:, bang bang, :gundge::sniper:, boom, kill kill, that kind of thing.

HM


IC: In a recent radio address from Radio Free Nationstate, a message by the Pontif and Emperor, King David the II was addressed to the people of Mistetopia:

My brothers and sisters in Christ! Your ruler has threatened the Holy and Righteous Empire of DoubleWideville with war. It is unfortunate that your government has decided to engage in saber rattling at the Holy and Righteous Empire of SoubleWideville.
The Scriptures say we must obey our government. As such, it is right and good to obey them, even if they are jingoistic in nature. Fortunately, democracy allows us to change our governments.
To encourage democracy in your nation, we will be donating money to Christian opposition governments to the current government. I encourage all the good, decent people of Mistepoia to turn out and vote your God given counsciensce and choose Godly rulers whop represent solid Christian values. Good night and God Bless! God Bless the Mistepian people!

TO: The Leader of Doublewideville
FROM: Cody B. Jones, Kajerkistan Department of Defense (The Republic of Kajerkistan)

If aircraft from your nation attempt to fly into Kajerkistan's airspace we will force them to land and the crew of the aircraft will be taken prisoner. If the aircraft refuse to land it will be shot down by The Air Force.