Castilla y Belmonte
05-12-2007, 18:55
The DEAT
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Royal Industries, one of the principle defense companies of Castilla y Belmonte, introduces 'the DEAT' (TD). TD is the only 'one-shot one-kill' weapon currently in existance, other than nude pictures of 's mom. It works through a relatively simple mechanism which I could spend ten thousand words explaining in a detailed write-up with mostly extraneous and irrelevant information (just wait for the Lince write-up!). When you press the red-button an electromagnetic signal is sent to a giant computer in the center of the Earth's core (FYI, no installation is required - the computer is already there). The result is an overly extravegant destruction of whomever you wish.
http://worldunionfederation.org/images/nuke.jpg
Bullshit, you say? Let's hear what former clients have to say:
Mike Sparks: 'If it includes Gavins it's a 10/10!'
George W. Bush: 'Did you say DEAT? NUKULAR N00B, NUKULAR!'
Some critics thought they were smart enough to prove us wrong. For fairness, let's here what they have to say.
Fancy Shmancy Scientist: 'It's impossible. The computer doesn't exist, and to do this you'd basically have to fire a large number of nuclear weapons. I conclude that this is innacurate.'
Our representative had something to say in our defense:
King Juan Carlos I: Why don't you shut up?
[i]We can only conclude that that stupid scientist just got pwnd. What a n00b.
You can buy this marvelous technology for like $20. Buy it now, before it runs out! Expert Mike Sparks says that if you don't buy it, you're unamerican.
http://www.geocities.com/itsg/billcriswellsfavoritem113pictn.jpg
http://webpages.charter.net/jasonr/pictures/button3.jpg
Royal Industries, one of the principle defense companies of Castilla y Belmonte, introduces 'the DEAT' (TD). TD is the only 'one-shot one-kill' weapon currently in existance, other than nude pictures of 's mom. It works through a relatively simple mechanism which I could spend ten thousand words explaining in a detailed write-up with mostly extraneous and irrelevant information (just wait for the Lince write-up!). When you press the red-button an electromagnetic signal is sent to a giant computer in the center of the Earth's core (FYI, no installation is required - the computer is already there). The result is an overly extravegant destruction of whomever you wish.
http://worldunionfederation.org/images/nuke.jpg
Bullshit, you say? Let's hear what former clients have to say:
Mike Sparks: 'If it includes Gavins it's a 10/10!'
George W. Bush: 'Did you say DEAT? NUKULAR N00B, NUKULAR!'
Some critics thought they were smart enough to prove us wrong. For fairness, let's here what they have to say.
Fancy Shmancy Scientist: 'It's impossible. The computer doesn't exist, and to do this you'd basically have to fire a large number of nuclear weapons. I conclude that this is innacurate.'
Our representative had something to say in our defense:
King Juan Carlos I: Why don't you shut up?
[i]We can only conclude that that stupid scientist just got pwnd. What a n00b.
You can buy this marvelous technology for like $20. Buy it now, before it runs out! Expert Mike Sparks says that if you don't buy it, you're unamerican.
http://www.geocities.com/itsg/billcriswellsfavoritem113pictn.jpg