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SLBC breaking report

The world famed South Lizasaurian philanthropist has been hospitalised and is now in critical condition. Being an important member of society and a member of the Royal family his name is being withheld due to the second Grecian war which has once again heated up. Even so, no one needs his name to know who he is, his acts of goodness have created a certain shine to him which is recognized by all who have heard his speeches on the natural need to help one another and witnessed his campaigns against poverty, pestilence and social unrest.

His death would not only be a loss to South Lizasauria, it would be a loss to the world he tried to better so much-Field Marshall Klenton

We also have a rather astounding medical opinion fro a Dr. Roberts. Doctor what is your medical opinion.

Dr. Roberts: I've been treating him for a while and I found that high stress and lack of sleep has disturbed his equilibrium, to cut a long story short, he is literally dying of a broken heart.

Reporter: Why do you say that?

Dr. Robers: He has seen...all that he has worked for slowly and surely get supressed or suspended, his life's work is being undone by this war and also the sad facts reflected by many failed societies are getting to him, and lets not mention the opposing theories people bombard him with, he is probably starting to beleive them.

Reporter: What theories may I ask?

Dr. Roberts: He'd prefer I not say, they are already all over the science and political magazines and papers.

Reporter: How long does he have?

Dr. Roberts: Unless he gets better, unless he pulls himself out of this depression at the rate things are going he has less than one year to live.

IC:

Within a few hours this SLBC special report was broad-casted to the world.

OOC: Icly this man has been nearly everywhere he could go to help give out humanitarian aid and end civil strife, so anyone is free to post. You can make up a flashback of an experience with this man (I'll RP the part with this man in it). You may also post sentiments for the dying philanthropist or post and disagreements your IC characters/politicians may have with this philanthropist's views.

OOC: Does this famous guy have any relatives?

OOC: Does this famous guy have any relatives?

OOC: yes he's part of the royal family, he's also related to Admiral Warfrog.

Message to the Lizasaurian government

The Greal government is truly sad that the Philanthropist has fallen ill, can we offer and assitance, and doctors, anything?

signed,
General John Heart

Message to the Lizasaurian government

The Greal government is truly sad that the Philanthropist has fallen ill, can we offer and assitance, and doctors, anything?

signed,
General John Heart

IC:

To General John Heart:
I'm sorry but the cause for the philanthropist's illness seems purely phychological, however there maybe a physical cause, sending some expert phychologists, fellow philosphers, philanthropers and doctors would help. We all seem to have memories of this great man, he has done many great things, what has he done for your people?
Sincerely The Minister or Royal Communications

(other nations)

Millions mourned at the "good man's" failing health. There were marches, masses at churches and citezens crying in solitude, all praying for his return to health.

OOC: Let's RP a flashback to make things interesting. :)

IC:



(other nations)

Millions mourned at the "good man's" failing health. There were marches, masses at churches and citezens crying in solitude, all praying for his return to health.

OOC: Let's RP a flashback to make things interesting. :)

We have sent some expert psychologists and doctors to your nation.

OOC: How do we do that? Pretend he met my former president?

We have sent some expert psychologists and doctors to your nation.

OOC: How do we do that? Pretend he met my former president?

OOC: Yes, they could meet while he's inoculating children or having a speech.

OOC: Yes, they could meet while he's inoculating children or having a speech.

OOC:By the way, whats the Philanthropist's name? But I've got to go soon.

OOC:By the way, whats the Philanthropist's name? But I've got to go soon.

OOC: John Yu

OOC: John Yu

OOC: I gotta go, tomorrow (Or in 24 hours of less) I will rp the flash back then. My former president's name is Bill Watson

"World famed thats a liar we never dam well heard of him till now"

"yup"

"World famed thats a liar we never dam well heard of him till now"

"yup"

IC:

Man: Course you haven't he ovoids publicity, always has, only those who appreciated his work noticed him, the rest wouldn't even acknowledge his very birth even after he helped them, to them he was just another pocket to pick. *turns away and returns to what he was doing*

IC:

Man: Course you haven't he ovoids publicity, always has, only those who appreciated his work noticed him, the rest wouldn't even acknowledge his very birth even after he helped them, to them he was just another pocket to pick. *turns away and returns to what he was doing*

ooc seeing you have no idea where the talk was taking place there is no way that happen

ooc seeing you have no idea where the talk was taking place there is no way that happen

OOC: The post was vague, did it happen in the presidential building?

OOC: The post was vague, did it happen in the presidential building?
OOC no and i know it was vage as you don't find Imperials (mt) much outside of Imperial ,only places we are in the world right now is a fleet off Greal and Embassy imported_ViZion which be the only two places we hear this news

OOC no and i know it was vage as you don't find Imperials (mt) much outside of Imperial ,only places we are in the world right now is a fleet off Greal and Embassy imported_ViZion which be the only two places we hear this news

OOC: Your starting post was rather vegue. You never said who was saying what was said, and where they were.



IC:


"John Yu was a great man, and did much to get the Toori on its feet in the founding days. Without his wisdom, our ideologies would not be as they are now. For this we owe a great debt. Henseforth, we are sending high class medical personel, and opening our spiritual sanctuaries, ruins, and places of meditation for his use."


Truthfully,


-The High Consulate of The Armed Republic of Toori-

OOC: Okay, I'm online.........

OOC: Your starting post was rather vegue. You never said who was saying what was said, and where they were.
ooc no shit, really it was ment to be as it did not need to be posted back

OOC: Okay, I'm online.........

OOC: Welcome back. :)

OOC: Okay, lets say that Bill Watson met John Yu in 1999........is that okay?

OOC: Okay, lets say that Bill Watson met John Yu in 1999........is that okay?

OOC: Sounds fine, what problem(s) did your nation have that would attract John's attention?

June 5, 1999, Greal

Bill Watson was the current "President" of Greal. Ever since the rebellion 18 years ago, it destroyed the country, but he quickly fixed the economy. Now, he was going to meet a Philanthropist from a foreign nation.......

OOC: Bad?:confused:

June 5, 1999, Greal

Bill Watson was the current "President" of Greal. Ever since the rebellion 18 years ago, it destroyed the country, but he quickly fixed the economy. Now, he was going to meet a Philanthropist from a foreign nation.......

OOC: Bad?:confused:

OOC: It's an ok start.

OOC: It's an ok start.

OOC: Okay, respond to my post.....

OOC: Okay, respond to my post.....

IC:

There was a non-profit tent with lots of flu vaccinations, vitamins and soup for the needy and sick. John was inoculating children while assistants and followers distributed soup and vitamins.

IC:

There was a non-profit tent with lots of flu vaccinations, vitamins and soup for the needy and sick. John was inoculating children while assistants and followers distributed soup and vitamins.

"Is John Yu here?"asked a Presidential Aide. The president wanted to meet with John and thank him for the help.

"Is John Yu here?"asked a Presidential Aide. The president wanted to meet with John and thank him for the help.

John Yu: I am he...How may I be of service?

John Yu: I am he...How may I be of service?

"The President wishes to speak with you."said the aide....

"The President wishes to speak with you."said the aide....

John Yu: Thats good, I've been looking forward to speaking with him. Will you lead me to him or do you have instructions?

"He wishes to meet you at the Golden Hotel conference room....."

"He wishes to meet you at the Golden Hotel conference room....."

John Yu: I shall be there.

Later that day John Yu respectively knocked on the conference room door.

John Yu: I shall be there.

Later that day John Yu respectively knocked on the conference room door.

Bill Watson sat in the conference room reading newspapers when he heard the knock

"Come in."

Bill Watson sat in the conference room reading newspapers when he heard the knock

"Come in."

John Yu: Greetings..I would wish to speak to you about poverty but it would be rude of me not to listen to what you have to say first.

John Yu: Greetings..I would wish to speak to you about poverty but it would be rude of me not to listen to what you have to say first.

Bill Watson was surrounded by 20 Guards, they looked like they could break a man's neck with their finger.

"Well, I admire what you have done, the "new" virus has killed millions in Greal, and you are the only man here that are passing out vaccines, everyone else is concerned with the economy."said Bill Watson

OOC: In 1999, a virus struck Greal, killing 10 million......

Bill Watson was surrounded by 20 Guards, they looked like they could break a man's neck with their finger.

"Well, I admire what you have done, the "new" virus has killed millions in Greal, and you are the only man here that are passing out vaccines, everyone else is concerned with the economy."said Bill Watson

OOC: In 1999, a virus struck Greal, killing 10 million......

John Yu: It is my biological duty to help others as it is everyone elses duty, that is what I came here to talk about. Everyone seems to care more about themselves than each other, and its making life more miserable for everyone, if everyone did their biological duty and help others whenever in need this epidemic could have ended sooner. I may have about a hundred tents but it's not enough, only you have the power to promote altruism, being the national leader. Money is there to make life easier but what good is it if life becomes harder because of money?

John Yu: It is my biological duty to help others as it is everyone elses duty, that is what I came here to talk about. Everyone seems to care more about themselves than each other, and its making life more miserable for everyone, if everyone did their biological duty and help others whenever in need this epidemic could have ended sooner. I may have about a hundred tents but it's not enough, only you have the power to promote altruism, being the national leader. Money is there to make life easier but what good is it if life becomes harder because of money?

"Now, what were you going to say about poverty?"asked Bill Watson.

"Now, what were you going to say about poverty?"asked Bill Watson.

John: It's our biological duty to help the povertous, disease isn't as much of a problem as it used to be here but the povertuous still suffer for the same reasons those who fell ill did. Selfishness, both problems can be solved if altruism and philanthropy are encouraged. The only person who I believe has the power to place anything like that in motion would be you Mr. President sir.

John: It's our biological duty to help the povertous, disease isn't as much of a problem as it used to be here but the povertuous still suffer for the same reasons those who fell ill did. Selfishness, both problems can be solved if altruism and philanthropy are encouraged. The only person who I believe has the power to place anything like that in motion would be you Mr. President sir.

True, thought Bill Watson

"Well, I will be willing to donate billions of dollars to helping the poor, is this alright?"

True, thought Bill Watson

"Well, I will be willing to donate billions of dollars to helping the poor, is this alright?"

John: I was thinking of an ad campaign encouraging altruism and explaining how it is part of our nature to help one another. Morality is in our blood, over years of evolution we have evolved good moral impulses to help us survive. Informing the public about how unselfish deeds are good and will make life easier for everyone will raise the living standard and minimize poverty if the plan I'm proposing works.

John: I was thinking of an ad campaign encouraging altruism and explaining how it is part of our nature to help one another. Morality is in our blood, over years of evolution we have evolved good moral impulses to help us survive. Informing the public about how unselfish deeds are good and will make life easier for everyone will raise the living standard and minimize poverty if the plan I'm proposing works.

"Great idea, you will need to organize the ad though..."

"Great idea, you will need to organize the ad though..."

IC:

John: *scratches head* I shall try to organize one Mr. President.

IC:

John: *scratches head* I shall try to organize one Mr. President.

Bill got up and reached out his hand

"I will fund it for you."said Bill

2000, 6 months since the start of the ad

the ad was a success, more people had equal money.........many people now admired John Yu.

Bill got up and reached out his hand

"I will fund it for you."said Bill

2000, 6 months since the start of the ad

the ad was a success, more people had equal money.........many people now admired John Yu.

Present day...

Dr. Roberts: I've been giving him antibiotics, his immune system is weak due to lack of sleep and imbalances in his body, it has made him improve somewhat.

Present day...

Dr. Roberts: I've been giving him antibiotics, his immune system is weak due to lack of sleep and imbalances in his body, it has made him improve somewhat.

The Greal doctors had arrived, they were hand picked by the minister of health, all of them admire John Yu.

The Greal doctors had arrived, they were hand picked by the minister of health, all of them admire John Yu.

John Yu laid in the hospital bed unconscious hooked up to all sorts of medical apparatus.

John Yu laid in the hospital bed unconscious hooked up to all sorts of medical apparatus.

The doctors began examining John Yu. These Greal doctors were among the best in the world......

The doctors began examining John Yu. These Greal doctors were among the best in the world......

The South Lizasaurian doctors suggested intravenously giving him vitamins.

The South Lizasaurian doctors suggested intravenously giving him vitamins.

"I hope it will help."said Doctor Joesph looking through his small "Pill bag"

"I hope it will help."said Doctor Joesph looking through his small "Pill bag"

South Lizasaurian Doctor: Don't we all...*sighs*

South Lizasaurian Doctor: Don't we all...*sighs*

Doctor Joesph took out the pills and handed them to the Lizasaurian for him to give to John Yu.

Doctor Joesph took out the pills and handed them to the Lizasaurian for him to give to John Yu.

The doctor gave them to him. He improved a little bit but was still exhausted and wearied from all those nights he spent trying to refute those who might refute him.

The doctor gave them to him. He improved a little bit but was still exhausted and wearied from all those nights he spent trying to refute those who might refute him.

The Greal doctors went to call the Health minister on John's condition.

The doctors took a blood sample and where shocked at what they found in his bloodstream. POISON! Though he would have fallen ill anyway due to current conditions with all the stress and insomnia another factor made his health more dire. Had he died it would have been a planned assassination. Not the question was "who and why?"

The doctors took a blood sample and where shocked at what they found in his bloodstream. POISON! Though he would have fallen ill anyway due to current conditions with all the stress and insomnia another factor made his health more dire. Had he died it would have been a planned assassination. Not the question was "who and why?"

The Greal doctors were alaarmed to hear about the poison.

"What kind of posion, we might find a cure or something."said Doctor Joesph.

The Greal doctors were alaarmed to hear about the poison.

"What kind of posion, we might find a cure or something."said Doctor Joesph.

Doctor: Luckily we already have a cure. *opens a cabinet and pulls out a bottle and fills a sirenge with an orange medicine then injects it into John* If we ever find any of the bastards who tried to do this....

News got out and before long the media had it all covered, angry citezens marched on the capital for guidance from the government, since in meritocracy the most wise governed under the chancellor and royalty. Meanwhile the secret service got hold of it and at this very moment the government was reconsidering it's options. At this point the nation was ready to go to war with whoever sent the assasin.


To allied governments (includes Greal and Toori)
Our honorable allies, we would wish to have an investigation, we al are insulted by this vile and inhuman attempt to take the life of one of the greatest men of our generation. He has helped our nations in many ways, he has contributed to the welfare and wellbeing of our peoples. An attack on him is an attack on all three of us. We shall find out who did this.

Field Marshal Riley

Doctor: Luckily we already have a cure. *opens a cabinet and pulls out a bottle and fills a sirenge with an orange medicine then injects it into John* If we ever find any of the bastards who tried to do this....

"I'll call my country about this"said Dr. Joesph

It is well known throughout the world, that is Dyelli Beybi, that the man of whom you speak is an infamous paedophile and child slave owner. In his factories existed sub-human working conditions which nevertheless produced leather goods of both inferior quality and inflated price. We slap him with shoes. Alahhu ackbar! God is great!

Warmest regards,
Dr. Crippen,
Minister of Foreign Affairs (and Diplomatic blunders)

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It is well known throughout the world, that is Dyelli Beybi, that the man of whom you speak is an infamous paedophile and child slave owner. In his factories existed sub-human working conditions which nevertheless produced leather goods of both inferior quality and inflated price. We slap him with shoes. Alahhu ackbar! God is great!

Warmest regards,
Dr. Crippen,
Minister of Foreign Affairs (and Diplomatic blunders)

IC:

To Dyelli Beybi:

Those accusations are false, it is impossible! Many people known John Yu personally, no sweatshops were ever under his ownership and he cannot engage in any kinky actions whatsoever, the Church of Brotherhood(South Lizasauria's version of Christianity, basically science+Christianity) forbade such actions. If we ever find out that is was an assasin from your nation or under your government's employment prepare for invasion!

Bob Yobel
Vicar of the Church of Brotherhood and member of Federal Council

OOC: ICly the assasin was working for North Lizasaurians and Grecians, I generally like to RP as the good guy and bad guy opposing each other.

Dyelli Beybi wishes to deign to apologise for our earlier comments regarding the 'philanthropist' John Yu. We wish to send a gift of roses and chocolates to his widow. As if he is not dead we are sure he will be very soon, judging by the skill and prestige of the assassin which we are not permitted to confirm we hired.

Your thrreat of invasion does not scare us, Dyelli Beybi is invicible against the posturing of foreign devils.

Warmest regards,
Dr. Crippen,
Minister of Foreign Affairs (and Diplomatic blunders)

OOC: Roses will arrive dead and with no petals. Chocolates appear to have been opened and sampled, presumably by Dyellian Ministerial Officials.

Dyelli Beybi wishes to deign to apologise for our earlier comments regarding the 'philanthropist' John Yu. We wish to send a gift of roses and chocolates to his widow. As if he is not dead we are sure he will be very soon, judging by the skill and prestige of the assassin which we are not permitted to confirm we hired.

Your thrreat of invasion does not scare us, Dyelli Beybi is invicible against the posturing of foreign devils.

Warmest regards,
Dr. Crippen,
Minister of Foreign Affairs (and Diplomatic blunders)

OOC: Roses will arrive dead and with no petals. Chocolates appear to have been opened and sampled, presumably by Dyellian Ministerial Officials.

OOC: LOL the "gifts" are sure to piss somone off lol! :p

OOC Well one can hope lol, it's so hard to be a totally insensitive NAtion