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Bane International Multi-Dimensional Consulting Firm

Kroando
05-12-2007, 08:54
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"Face it... you're just not smart enough."

Business Directory


Introduction/Background
History of Bane IMDCF
Economic Programme Consulting
Social Programme Consulting
Military Development Consulting
Warfare Execution Consulting
Diplomatic Consulting Services & International Conflict Resolution
Conduct Training [RP School]
Payment & Special Business Arrangements [Attn. Storefronts & Mercs.]

Introduction/Background

Hello, and welcome to Bane International Multi-Dimensional Consulting. You may be wondering to yourself, 'What in God's name is this?' This is not your run-of-the-mill storefront, but rest assured, that is exactly what it is. We here at Bane are devoted to serving your every need, needs we realize are often too complicated, too detailed, and too many to properly solve. Bane offers a wide variety of Consulting Services, from Economic Development Plans custom made to your specific nation and situation, to Warfare Execution Consulting, a service in which we will send our Veteran Mercenaries to the field of battle to lead and organize your army. Bane was founded on the principle of service, a side of NationStates not normally exploited to it's full potential.

Our service is guiding you through whatever problems you may encounter. Want to get that economy up and running? Unemployment got ya down? We will send one of our advisors, all graduates of some of the world's finest universities, and he/she will sit down with your Minister, Secretary or whomever it may be incharge of the field, and lay out a plan for sucess. These plans come with certain guarantees, if some degree of progress is not made, you don't pay. We work with Private Companies, Storefronts, NGO's, National Governments, Private Individuals, Revolutionaries and anyone else whom is willing to pay us for our work.

With that being said, we hope you take full advantage of our services, which will be discounted 25% from now [Dec. 5] till [Dec. 12] in honor of our Grand Opening. If there are any difficulties with accessing information, send a telegram to our main office in North Helton, Hajax Island - East Pacific.

History of Bane IMDCF

Bane Consulting opened it's doors in Kroando in 1954 during the Second Recession, in which massive economic collapse was hitting the nation on all sectors. Millions froze on the streets, unemployed as land lords were forced to close their doors due to sky rocketing energy costs. As most energy was still supplied via imported natural gas, oil and coal, the nation was forced to divert all it's labor to harvesting the small amounts of coal that were left, as well as the Saphires and Diamonds in the frozen wastes. The saphires and diamonds, not commonly traded inside Kroando, were immensely valuable outside the country, and were used to purchase large amounts of grain to supplement the nation hunger.

Unfortunately, after years upon years of non-stop mining, the gems were running out, and coal was becoming scarce, with the nation having to open up mines hundreds of miles away from the cities to harvest anything. [In Kroando, the weather prevents out-of-city activity] As the nation slid deeper and deeper into decline, Communist influence seemed to be on the rise, leading everyone to an uneasy silence. In this silence, Bane Consulting was hired on by Honvorg Iron as well as by the reigning Lord Protetor, Victor Visari. The former desired to increase profit and employment, the latter... to maintain power.

Honvorg Iron soon became Honvorg Iron & Arms as Bane Consultants directed the industiral powerhouse to add Arms Manufacturing to it's list of industries... taking advantage of several major wars going on around the globe. Soon employment began to rise, with massive external revenue finding it's way into Honvorg pockets, which in turn, gave the people a means to support themselves. With the increase in sales came the increase in shipping, which opened up further industries to the Honvorg Giant, which began importing, exporting and acting as a merchant.

However arguably the most tremendous impact Bane has had was it's brainchild, 'KEK'. Under the funding and authorization of Lord Protector Visari, the Kroandon Energy Konglomerate was formed, absorbing and eliminating all other competing energy suppliers, wiping away the minimal oil importers and coal miners, and instituting a new plan. For the time being, the vast land fills of the nation would be emptied, and used as burning material, both in home and local heating, and then to power power plants. This however was only a temporary fix, as Bane introduced nuclear technology to the nation, a concept developed in some far away nation. Within a year, the first nuclear generator was built, and within two, there were over fifty. The nation just so happened to be sitting on one of the worlds largest uranium deposits.

Economic Programme Consulting

The Economic Programme Consulting Department is headed by World-Renowned Economist, Dr. Harver Mevinot, a brilliant man whom has worked as a Economics Professor, a Honvorg Iron & Arms Consultant, and with the Helicon Korporation during their global marketing period. Dr. Mevinot leads a magnificent team of economists and business strategists which is versed on all manner of economic theories, programmes and methods, and is confident that it can work with, and make progress with, any that currently operates. And as always, if progress is not made, a money back guarantee is always offered.

The EPCD [Economic Programme Consulting Department] is prepared to aid a wide variety of customers, including, but not limited to, businesses, international corporations, storefronts, nations [developing or otherwise] and NGO's. The Department is fully capable of setting up a plan for any scenario, be it a recession, hyper-inflation, unemployment or other more serious situations, such as reconstruction after a war or natural disaster. Using our vast network of subcontractors, we will also be able to get you the best price on any manual labor that need be done, should they be required.

The EPCD realized that every nation works under a certain set of moral standards, economic principles and traditional values. We will work so as to respect these in every way possible, and shall not ask you to accept counter-norm practices to increase activity . Those nations which open themselves to more liberalized and 'out of the box' strategies may very well suceed or progress quicker than those that do not. However it must be noted that some practices, such as slavery, while yielding economic benefits, may come with political reprocussions.

Businesses and less... official organizations may also utilize the EPCD in ways of discovering methods to maximize profits, exploiting new markets, utilizing natural and available resources, as well as bypassing middle men and avoiding taxes as much as is feasible. Again, subcontractors may be used at the expense of failing middle men, so as to increase savings and maximize profit.

[U]Social Programme Consulting

For those nations which are seeking change, either due to the governments will, or because of immense civil unrest, look no further. Trying to find a solution that will appease the people, and at the same time, not throw things into chaos? We will design a plan that will not only satisfy both parties, promising development and progression over a designated time period, we will work these programs into your nation's budget. Such consulting can also be used to counter social action occuring in your nation should you desire such a path. We shall do our best to set out a plan of action that will belittle the opposition and prevent change for as long as is possible, while avoiding armed conflict and civil disrest.

Finally we offer our services to Social Action Organizations, whether they be pushing for a change in government, raising of wages, or even lobbying over a specific issue such as abortion or immigration, Bane will provide expirienced experts knowledgeable on how to go about getting what you want.

Military Development Consulting

Employing some of the finest military minds from around the globe, Bane offers you the greatest minds in the world of warfare. Should you be looking for a solid officer core capable of drilling and training your massive army of raw recruits, you're looking for slightly more educated teachers to train your next generation of officers, or you actually want to higher on a staff of advisors to aid and direct your generals and leaders, we have what it is you need.

Our officers will develop in-depth, comprehensive training programs specific to your nation's military and climate, and should you request it, have your trainees taken from your country to train in some of the worlds other environments. Should you be looking for a desert, a swamp, sub-zero or sub-saharan temperatures, we will have your army trained for whatever warzone your darkest nightmares could imagine. We will turn even the greenest, softest group of city dwellers into a hard nosed, tough skinned, battle ready combat force. [We do not guarantee the passing of all recruits. Some may be sent home without notice. Bane IMDCF is not responsible for the death or injury of any recruits.]

We also offer a total-military-construction deal in which we will direct you to a storefront, and hand pick models and units which you should purchase. Based off of your preferences [air, ground, sea], we will build a ideal military from scrap, leaving you only to purchase it. We will also, should you request it, provide training personel to instruct you on the useage of your new equipment. From small scale, personal drills and training of equipment useage, to large scale war games, we will create an internationally respected fighting machine out of your defense budget.

Warfare Execution Consulting

Bane Consulting hosts a number of Mercenary Subcontractors, and has many private deals with military forces across the globe, capable of making as large, or small a presence as you want on the battle field. We are capable of sending our own strategists to either command large campaigns, or have men on the field to direct forces during battle.

Diplomatic Consulting Services & International Conflict Resolution

Should your nation be attending highly important trade talks with a neighbor, attempting to hammer out a mutual defense pact, or applying for membership into a Multilateral Alliance, there is no other place to go than the Bane. With highly expirienced diplomats, such as former Minister of Foriegn Affairs Decon Helsivek, leading the department, your chances of suceeding on the international stage have never been better. Whether you would simply like some coaching, or you would like a Bane Appointed Diplomat to carry out the talks with your list of demands, we will cater to your needs.

The International Conflict Resolution Department specializes in settling disputes between two or more nations currently, or on the verge of, armed conflict, war or hostile relations. For discounted prices, Bane will provide negotiators and diplomats whom will work non-stop to end the conflict in a way profitable to both sides, and present their case in a irrefutable manner.

Conduct Training

Bane also offers RP Training to newer RPers whom want expirience in how the art of story telling. There is no cost, and it is done completely in private, via TG's, readings and mailed lessons. This free offer is directed at the newer members of NationStates, and is geared to prepare them to take on the role as the future of the game. If you want a better understanding of how 'this works', but on a more 1 on 1 basis than a 'Grand Tutorial'. If you are interested, TG me. Once you have graduated, you will be added to a posted list, and deemed, 'APPROVED'.

Payment & Special Business Arrangements

The issue of payment is a tricky one. In this business, there are no fixed prices as there may be other storefronts, no dollar amount for the gun, a fixed payment plan for a tank. Here we charge on a case by case basis. The larger the job, the more personel it requires, the more work it requires, and the longer it takes, the more it costs. Payments can be made in cash, percentage of profits [economics only] or in property rights/ownership rights. [The rights to a coal mine, a small island, etc.]

Additionally Bane offers a Special Business Arrangement deal with storefronts, mercenary organizations and other businesses. You place the link to our storefront in your store, and recommend us to your unsure customers, we recommend you to our clients, and set up purchasing plans from your storefront. Mercenary organizations, or other sub-contractors may list their services here, and they will be recommended to our clients, provided they provide their services at a 5% discount if they are referred by Bane.

With all that said, lets see if NationStates opens up a to a service based storefront! If you have any questions, just ask.
Kroando
05-12-2007, 23:36
List of Bane Sponsored Sub-Contractors and Business Affiliates
[To have your business listed, see 'Payment' above]

The Junkers Korporation (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=539024)
SilentScope003
06-12-2007, 00:01
Do you do PR work for UN Delegates (OOC: Telegramming Campagins)?
Kroando
06-12-2007, 17:12
[Afraid not, this company is RP-Driven, has little to no actual game application.]
Kroando
09-12-2007, 04:42
[Before I resign to awknowledging this was a complete waste of time... I'll try a bump.]
Livria
09-12-2007, 04:53
U.D.S Corporation would like to purchase this Consulting firm.

Please name a price.

Thank You.
Kroando
09-12-2007, 05:48
Bane Response to U.D.S Corporation

The Bane IMDCF has annual earning exceeding 420,000,000,000 USD's, when all business is taken into consideration. The Firm would currently be far out of most Corporate Price Ranges, and as our earnings exceed your nation's GDP, we do not believable that a purchase is in order. We suggest simply hiring out our services which are considerably cheaper.

Vigor Bane
Kroando
09-12-2007, 06:04
Response

We make 420 Billion Yearly from domestic sales, an amount your nation fails to produce nation wide. [My government spends more money consulting them than your nation possesses - those are the sales] In regards to your offer of military goods, accepting the Second-Class Tonka Toys produced by your nation would be an insult to the Koalitionist Military and the Kroandon People as a whole.

Now, stop the offers before we cut your nation's power supply via orbital bombardment.

Bane

[Insulting nations that could accidentally destroy you is normally not a good idea.]
Livria
09-12-2007, 06:07
Response

We make 420 Billion Yearly from domestic sales, an amount your nation fails to produce nation wide. [My government spends more money consulting them than your nation possesses - those are the sales] In regards to your offer of military goods, accepting the Second-Class Tonka Toys produced by your nation would be an insult to the Koalitionist Military and the Kroandon People as a whole.

Now, stop the offers before we cut your nation's power supply via orbital bombardment.

Bane



[I]We are making an offer as U.D.S.C,and U.D.S.C is based in Urcea,so if i were you i would stop with the threats,to avoid being attacked by me,Urcea and his (and mine also)allies.

And we do make more than $200.000.000.000USD in defence equipment sales.

Thank you,

The U.D.S.C Management.
Kroando
09-12-2007, 06:15
Response

Offer denied due to lack of money/pathetic nature of offer.

Financial Office
Livria
09-12-2007, 06:17
Response

Offer denied due to lack of money/pathetic nature of offer.

Financial Office

Offer taken down due to pathetic nature of the company itself.

The U.D.S.C Management.
Kroando
09-12-2007, 06:23
[Wonders why you offer to purchase a pathetic company.]
Livria
09-12-2007, 06:27
[Wonders why you offer to purchase a pathetic company.]

OOC:To turn it into a profitable company.

That´s why.
Kroando
09-12-2007, 06:32
[If only I declared war for OOC reasons... you would no longer exist. Now getthefuckout and stop polluting my thread with your crap.]
Livria
09-12-2007, 06:34
Again,since you didn´t seem to understand the first time i told you,we are U.D.S.C are based in Urcea not Livria,so if i were you i would stop with the threats,i am protected by Urcea,Cripistan and their allies.

Thank you,

The U.D.S.C Management.
Kroando
09-12-2007, 06:38
[Please, don't make me laugh. Thats like claiming to be protected by France. Go away. And stop responding to OOC statements with IC posts. Go read the stickies. Oh... and stop posting in this thread.]