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SilentScope003 Holding Vote To Decide Wheter to "Get Rid" of People With Blonde Hair

SilentScope003
03-12-2007, 17:41
In 3 days, the nation of SilentScope003 will be holding a referendum on a new proposal to exile any citizen with blonde hair.

"We understand that there is a huge movement backing this resolution that calls for this sort of punishment," says the President, "And in three days, an election will be held to see if the people of SilentScope003 will approve this resolution. I myself am for this resolution and hope to see it get approved by the general population."

The resolution, if passed, will call for all people with blonde hair to leave SilentScope003 in 4 weeks, otherwise the police will arrive and force people will blonde hair out of the nationstate. It is expected to be approved by a large margin.

"People with blonde hair are known to be dumber than people of other hair colors," says the 'Movement for the Purity of the SilentScope003 Nation'. "And since we would like our nationstate to be smart, we have brought this to a vote so that we can all approve this motion and finally kick those rascals out."

Many people are furious. Said one blonde politican before she was booed by the the non-blonde auidence, "This is genocide of the worst kind! SilentScope003 cannot get away for this artibrary removal of people!"

However, the UN Office of SilentScope003 declares that this is indeed a legal action.

"According to the Eon Convention on Genocide (Resolution #83), genocide is 'the systematic and deliberate extermination of a society, or part of a society, based on arbitrary criteria (such as skin colour, genetic conditions or religion)'. Note that does not include hair color, and hair color does indeed effect IQ, therefore, it is not an arbitrary criteria.

Also note that genocide includes "murder, torture, enslavement, rape, forced pregnancy and familial separation". Exile is humane, as well as deportation. We will not murder, tortue, enslave, or pregant anyone. The nation will simple tell someone to get out, and if they don't get out, will escort them out.

'Movement for the Purity of the SilentScope003 Nation' also points out that: "If you want to stay in this nation, just change your hair color. If you dye your hair brown instead of blonde, we would be happy to let you stay in our nation. But keep your hair blonde, and deal with the consquences."

The International Society of Blonde People is squarely against this resolution and call for a boycott of SilentScope003 goods if this is passed: "Hair Color is a part of our heritage! You can't force us to change it! We call on the UN to intervene, as this is against the UBR!"

Again, the UN Office of SilentScope003 refutes this allegation:

"According to The Universal Bill of Rights, 'All human beings have the right to choose worship any faith, and to change their religious beliefs at any time without punishment on the part of the state'. Note that this does not mention hair color at all. You CAN be compelled to change hair color or get out. Not religion.

'Movement for the Purity of the SilentScope003 Nation' also concurs: "Also note that the UBR protects people's rights to 'express themselves through speech' (as all blonde people and their sympathizers are allowed to do) 'the right to peacefully assemble' (as they are allowed to do in order to rally support to vote down the resolution), 'treated equally under the law of any member nation' (if a resolution to exile other people are brought up, then they have the right to vote against it or for it), 'not be subjected to torture or to cruel or inhuman treatment or punishment' (we won't, we just want them out), and 'assumed innocent until proven guilty' (you're not blonde unless we prove you to be blonde)."

In a recent poll, 76% of the people are in favor of the bill.

"Blonde people look funny," says one guy. "I'm glad this bill is being passed."
Murra
03-12-2007, 17:53
Murra is outraged at this breach of human rights and will now proceed to invade you with several million billion trillion gazillion men with guns!

Maybe.
Urmanian
03-12-2007, 18:50
We are pissed about this and now we nuke you with 56757572424311234 nukes, you all die and we invade you with bazilions octillions of super-mega plasma tanks with cloaking devices so you can't see them!

Seriously, are you joking?
SilentScope003
03-12-2007, 20:07
(OOC: My nation is perfectly serious about this proposal.

I, on the other hand, just do it for satire and fun. :) )
The Ryou Black Islands
03-12-2007, 20:51
Secert IC: Banshun Air Force Base.

The Ryous had heard of what was happening and they were not likeing it, Rei Nakagishima her self called what SilentScope003 was doing "Insane, the Rule of madmen." so The Ryous were getting ready to free the people of SilentScope003 from their rulers and replace it's Government with a Maoist one.

It was to start with a Bombing raid. 10 B-52 Bombers, escorted by 100 MiG-28's were takeing off to start a attack on The enemy Capital, Targeting all Government Buildings as a sign that The Ryous would free the people of SilentScope003 from their evil Rulers.
Shesharlie
03-12-2007, 21:13
Shesharlie strongly condemns the actions taken by the SilentScope003 government.

As a result, Shesharlie has placed an economic embargo on SilentScope003 to prevent trade AS WELL AS the exchange of persons between the nations of Shesharlie and SilentScope003.

good day.
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 02:47
Currently retconned until further notice:

(Bombings in Capital City Destroy Government Buildings, Kills 60 Humans
Who could done such horrible deeds?

Just last night, 60 humans was killed and several buildings by a sustained bombardment. The SilentScope003 police and military is investigating this incident. 230 humans were injured.

"It will take years to rebuild our government buildings," state the Vice-President of SilentScope003, who now control the nation after the current President was admitted into a hospital for immediate medical treatment. "Whomever has done these terroristic actions will be caught and punished, we will swear."

The International Society of Blonde People as well as the 'Movement for the Purity of the SilentScope003 Nation' both condemn the terror attacks, which is appears to be totally unliked to the current proposal that will be voted on by the general population in 2 days to exile the blonde community from the nation. The government of SilentScope003 note that the election will be held on schedule.

As of yet, there are no offical suspects for the bombings. However, rumors abound that the bombings may be connected to mysterious airplanes that flew in the air prior to the attack.

Conspiracy theorists link these mysterious airplanes coated in black to an advanced alien empire, and is attempting to establish contact with them as quickly as possible to resolve the crisis.)
Kroando
04-12-2007, 03:05
Both of the blonde citizens in Kroando are very upset about this proposed bill, and should they have had any power at all, would do something about it. But as 99.9999999999999% of Kroandons are tall, black haired, light skinned people... no action was taken.
Mon Kye En
04-12-2007, 03:26
The Holy Empire of Mon Kye En supports your nations right to ban hair color and condemns the nations that would interfere in your local affairs. The Holy Empire of Mon Kye En would consider similar legislation but there are no known blond citizens to persecute.
Siriusa
04-12-2007, 03:32
While the public of Siriusa finds the removal of all of Aryan appearance ironic, the government has not, and most likely will not, taken an official stance on the matter.
The Grand World Order
04-12-2007, 03:44
((OOC: 60 trillion citizens? You only have 8 million, so that would mean massive amounts of babies being born the same millisecond that they were concieved, creating a nation of very retarded and tiny individuals.))
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 03:50
((OOC: 60 trillion citizens? You only have 8 million, so that would mean massive amounts of babies being born the same millisecond that they were concieved, creating a nation of very retarded and tiny individuals.))

OOC:
Read this again:

It however must be clarified that out of those 60 trillion citizens, only 60 of those are of the human species, and the rest are either animals (rodents, cats, dogs) or bacterium (E. coli) that have been granted citizenship by the SilentScope003 nation. 230 humans were injured.

Basically, SilentScope003 is so liberal, it gives citizenship to animals and bacterium, and they too were killed in the attack.
Astater
04-12-2007, 03:58
Astater condemns your actions, we will place a embargo onto your nation, we will also prepare for war, if this banning gets out of hand.
The Grand World Order
04-12-2007, 04:09
OOC:
Read this again:



Basically, SilentScope003 is so liberal, it gives citizenship to animals and bacterium, and they too were killed in the attack.


((OOC: Alas, that would be counted as population, therefore you would only have 8 million animals and bacterium. And also, if only 60 of them are human, how did 230 get hurt?))
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 04:17
((OOC: I assumed population to mean only 'human population' after all, as they are the ones that matter really for calcuating economic growth and all. And when I said 230 got hurt, I meant that "60 humans were killed, 230 humans got hurt".

Though, alright, if you want to read it another way, just say 60 people got killed, 230 humans got hurt.))
The Ryou Black Islands
04-12-2007, 04:24
Bombings in Capital City Destroy Government Buildings, Kills 60 Trillion Citizens
Who could done such horrible deeds?

Just last night, 60 trillion citizens was killed by a sustained bombardment. The SilentScope003 police and military is investigating this incident.

It however must be clarified that out of those 60 trillion citizens, only 60 of those are of the human species, and the rest are either animals (rodents, cats, dogs) or bacterium (E. coli) that have been granted citizenship by the SilentScope003 nation. 230 humans were injured.

"It will take years to rebuild our government buildings," state the Vice-President of SilentScope003, who now control the nation after the current President was admitted into a hospital for immediate medical treatment. "Whomever has done these terroristic actions will be caught and punished, we will swear."

The International Society of Blonde People as well as the 'Movement for the Purity of the SilentScope003 Nation' both condemn the terror attacks, which is appears to be totally unliked to the current proposal that will be voted on by the general population in 2 days to exile the blonde community from the nation. The government of SilentScope003 note that the election will be held on schedule.

As of yet, there are no offical suspects for the bombings. However, rumors abound that the bombings may be connected to mysterious airplanes that flew in the air prior to the attack.

Conspiracy theorists link these mysterious airplanes coated in black to an advanced alien empire, and is attempting to establish contact with them as quickly as possible to resolve the crisis.


OOC: I RP if my Planes attack your Capital, You don't. You can't control my own planes.
New Chalcedon
04-12-2007, 04:25
To: His/Her Excellency, President of SilentScope003.
From: His Imperial and Most Serene Majesty, Consantine XV of New Chalcedon
RE: Human Rights and Hair Colour.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It is the official opinion of the Empire of New Chalcedon that your proposed laws violate the Universal Bill of Human Rights on one criterion: hair colour has not been demonstrated to affect IQ, therefore there is no scientific basis for discriminating against blonde people. Further, We wish to remind you that it was at one time considered legitimate to discriminate against Black people, on the supposed basis that the configuration of their facial features meant that they were divinely intended to be a slave race. The "scientific" argument behind this has been disproved, as We sincerely hope and believe that the "science" behind the referendum shall be also.:cool:

If this referendum passes, We shall have no alternative but to take action, in two respects. To wit: firstly, We shall send Our military forces (which outnumber your entire population) to defend the rights of your oppressed blonde minority, and second, We shall enforce a total trade embargo on all New Chalcedonian exports to SilentScope003. Note that We shall not prevent other nations from trading with SilentScope003. We shall simply defend your oppressed minorities, and refuse to tacitly aid the oppression by trading with the perpetrators of it.:(

If We are forced to this extreme, We shall bill SilentScope003 for all expenses incurred by Our military in the pursuit of this just course of action. Further, We shall bill SilentScope003 for all losses incurred by New Chalcedonian firms. Failure to pay either of these bills shall draw Our most severe and immediate displeasure.:mp5:

Wishing upon you the wisdom of Hera in these deliberations,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc.,
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 04:29
OOC: I RP if my Planes attack your Capital, You don't. You can't control my own planes.

((OOC: I thought you were already sending your planes to attack my capital, as your IC note is. What usually happens is that you go and say you are doing something, and I decide the damage that was done to my nation. I assumed you were bombing my city, so I decided how much damage happened and posted.

Um, is this understandable?))
Astater
04-12-2007, 04:36
OOC: Do you have a coast?
New Chalcedon
04-12-2007, 04:36
From: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
To: His/Her Excellency, the Head of State for Siriusa.
RE: Ignoring of Human Rights Violations.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your most enlightened State is knows for its fierce defence of human rights, noting correctly that proper, universal observance of said rights engenders great prosperity. Might We be privileged to know the reason behind Siriusa's lack of interest in such a blatant violation of such rights?

Yours sincerely,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.
The Ryou Black Islands
04-12-2007, 04:53
((OOC: I thought you were already sending your planes to attack my capital, as your IC note is. What usually happens is that you go and say you are doing something, and I decide the damage that was done to my nation. I assumed you were bombing my city, so I decided how much damage happened and posted.

Um, is this understandable?))

OOC: well, I have to RP my Planes over the Capital, I did not say they were there yet.
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 04:53
OOC: well, I have to RP my Planes over the Capital, I did not say they were there yet.

((Alright then. I'll retcon my little news article until after your RP, and then repost it for the world to see.))

OOC: Do you have a coast?

((Nope. SilentScope003 is just a random landlocked country.))
*****
TO: His Imperial and Most Serene Majesty, Consantine XV of New Chalcedon
FROM: His/Her Excellency, Acting President of SilentScope003.

RE: Human Rights and Hair Colour.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I understand full well your concerns, and hopefully will try to address them. There has been many scientific studies about blonde people having significantly lower IQ than other citizens. These studies has been peer-reviewed, and accepted by a majority of people, except for blondes.

However, we must stress again that this is reversable, that all one has to do is change your hair color and you can be acceptable. This is something many blondes refuse to do, but once they do so, the changes are remarkable. The change of hair color is harmless, and has remarkable improvements, but the blonde people refuse to do such a thing.

We are also not calling blondes 'sub-humans' or 'slaves'. We merely desire to kick them out. We don't want to hurt them, we don't want to punish them, we just don't want to deal with their lower intelligence. That's it. If you want, you can pay for evacuation, and you can take the blondes into their nation. We would both be very happy.

If you do seek to 'intervene' on behalf of the blonde population though, as member of the United Nations, you must follow certain guidelines and rules. For one thing, you can't just do any intervention willy-nilly. You have to appeal to the Permenta Panel to authorize an "Humanitarian Intervention" (http://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_past_resolutions/start=91), and you can be sure our lawyers will be there in order to present our case which we feel will be sustained. And before you can even authorize such an invasion, you'll need to get the Permenta Panel to agree that it is in fact a genocide, according to the Eon Convention (http://www.nationstates.net/page=UN_past_resolutions/start=82).

We must also point out that the Eon Convention defines extermination to be "murder, torture, enslavement, rape, forced pregnancy and familial separation", and exile is totally legal and acceptable, especially when considering the blonde population is allowed to co-exist, just outside of our borders.

We also reject strongly your call to bill us for your intervention. Our economy is just barely recovering, and to impose such a bill is nothing less than a death sentence that will destroy our nation as we know it.

SilentScope003 does not want war, but it does want to defend its rights and do not get dicated by outside powers. We too defend human rights, and we do back any effort to promote civil liberties (including granting people the right to vote). We are interested in any sort of compromise that can help ease this crisis.
Astater
04-12-2007, 04:55
OOC: Do you have a coast?

......respond to the post please.....
Shazbotdom
04-12-2007, 04:58
OOC:
That is a number wank. Claiming you have so many people then saying that most of them were animals and such. Expect a IC responce from me within the next hour or so.
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 05:00
((OOC: I was attempting to make a joke and refer back to my previous nation. It's not a number wank, it's an attempt to make my nation look stupid.

I'm going to just retcon the 'death toll' to point how many humans die, and leave it at that.))
Astater
04-12-2007, 05:00
OOC: Landlocked by who?:confused:
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 05:02
OOC: Landlocked by who?:confused:

OOC: Landlocked by unknown and minor nations who won't object to military intervention and otherwise will be compliant.
New Chalcedon
04-12-2007, 05:48
TO: His/Her Excellency, Acting President of SilentScope003.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantive XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Compromises.

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are a peace-loving nation, and take heed of your notes regarding UN regulations governing intervention. We will not remind you of the saying "easier to ask forgiveness than permission", for We truly do not desire conflict.

We have noted with eagerness your offering of a possible compromise. These are terms that We would consider acceptable as the basis for an agreement on this issue, as We believe in the right to self-determination for all peoples:

1. All "Blondes" exiled by the Republic of SilentScope003 are to be granted swift, safe passage to New Chalcedon, at the expense of the Government of SilentScope003. After all, it is your choice to exile them - they should not have to pay for your choices. In addition, SilentScope003 shall pay a fair sum, to be determined by mutual agreement between New Chalcedon and SilentScope003, by way of compensation to the displaced persons in order to compensate them for their forced removal from their homelands. The Empire of New Chalcedon will, if necessary, provide ships to transport these people, at cost.

2. All "Blonde" property, including but not limited to family homes, business assets, personal possessions and stock portfolios, shall be (where feasible) sent with the "blondes", and where infeasible shall be fully compensated for by the Government of SilentScope003, at values to be mutually agreed-upon by a body appointed jointly by the Republic of SilentScope003 and the Empire of New Chalcedon.

3. The Empire of New Chalcedon is prepared to guarantee these stateless people homes and security. The Republic of SilentScope003 will renounce all claims to jurisdiction over these people, as well as their loyalty, without compensation, so as to ensure no future difficulties on the issue of citizenships and loyalties.

4. For the purpose of bringing an amicable resolution to this dispute, the Empire of New Chalcedon is prepared to offer the following aid: 500 million nomismas ($1,250 million USD) as a gift, contingent upon the acceptance of these terms. Loans, indexed to inflation only, in order to allow the Republic of SilentScope003 to provide such payments outlined in clauses 1 and 2, shall be provided to the Republic of SilentScope003 as a gesture of goodwill, in such quantity as necessary. Also contingent upon the acceptance of these terms.

Please communicate at your convenience regarding the acceptability of these terms.

Yours in friendship, :fluffle:

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.
SilentScope003
04-12-2007, 06:15
FROM: His/Her Excellency, Acting President of SilentScope003.
TO: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantive XV of New Chalcedon.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your terms are indeed acceptable. We're glad that this deal is made. If this proposal does get accepted, we will begin paying for all blonde people to be evacuated to New Chalcedon shortly.

Again, as one fellow UN member to another, thanks.
The Ryou Black Islands
04-12-2007, 21:57
Near SilentScope003 Air Space.

The Attacking Planes were nearing enemy airspace for their attack on the enemy Capital. their mission Profile was to target not only enemy government Buildings, but enemy Military Bases and Presidental House and any UN Compounds near the Capital.

only a few hours till they were over the capital.
Transatlas
04-12-2007, 22:03
The government of Transatlas announced that all blond females between the ages of sixteen and forty with what the Interior Ministry has defined as "appropriate physical characteristics" from SilentScope003 are automatically eligible to immigrate to Transatlas.
Alfegos
04-12-2007, 22:14
Alfegos Foreign Ministry
Al'fego Sou'rai Au'fego

We wish to inform the nation of 003Silentscope that they are treading a very fine line: if you try genocide, you know the obvious outcome. If you try deporting them all, still another excuse for you to be the result of a mass invasion force, known in the trade as a "doggypile". Therefore, you can listen to our terms:

1) You cease all activities with regards to this despicable form of eugenics.
2) You hand over the leaders in the nation responsible for planning this, where they will face a panel of judges in a fair trial.
3) You do not carry out any such activity in future, for a governed period of 25 years.
4) You explain why you want to get rid of blond-haired humans.

If you do this, we will protect you. If not, you will have made a new enemy. Think carefully.
Gun Manufacturers
04-12-2007, 23:26
Alfegos Foreign Ministry
Al'fego Sou'rai Au'fego

We wish to inform the nation of 003Silentscope that they are treading a very fine line: if you try genocide, you know the obvious outcome. If you try deporting them all, still another excuse for you to be the result of a mass invasion force, known in the trade as a "doggypile". Therefore, you can listen to our terms:

1) You cease all activities with regards to this despicable form of eugenics.
2) You hand over the leaders in the nation responsible for planning this, where they will face a panel of judges in a fair trial.
3) You do not carry out any such activity in future, for a governed period of 25 years.
4) You explain why you want to get rid of blond-haired humans.

If you do this, we will protect you. If not, you will have made a new enemy. Think carefully.

To: Alfegos Foreign Ministry
From: The office of the President, ASoGM
Re: Threats

While the Allied States of Gun Manufacturers strongly disagrees with SilentScope003's actions and reasons, we feel that intervention in this circumstance isn't needed. There has already been an arrangement made to safely relocate blonde people from SilentScope003's nation to New Chalcedon, after they have been compensated adequately for their forced relocation.
New Czardas
04-12-2007, 23:29
Official Neo-Czardian Communication

To Whom it may concern:

It has come to the attention of the Neo-Czardian Provincial Authority that the nation of SILENTSCOPE003 is committing or attempting to commit HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS. This is UNacceptable. The Neo-Czardian Provincial Authority hereby demands that you CEASE THESE ACTIONS at once or face the RETRIBUTION of the NCPA Defence Forces. Attached below please find the appropriate form to detail the reasons behind the sending of this communication.

Sincerely,

Chandler Mwanzaa
Foreign Minister of Silanche

Attachment A:

1. You are guilty of, or perceived to be guilty of, the following offenses.
[X] Human Rights Violations (general)
[ ] Suppression of Democracy
[ ] Genocide
[X] Discrimination
[ ] Sovereignty Violations (general)
[ ] Sending Spies into our territory
[ ] Attacking an ally
[ ] Taking too long in the restroom
[ ] Other (describe: ____________________________________)

2. We shall do the following.
[ ] N00k your country into plate glass, hahaha!
[ ] Send ____,000,000 soldiers to invade your nation
[ ] Ibid., and gain support of a massive international alliance as well
[ ] Blockade your nation from trade exports and imports
[ ] Enact a trade embargo against your nation
[ ] Kick out your ambassadors
[X] Absolutely nothing
[X] Write offensive and/or humourous diplomatic messages
[ ] Masturbate
[ ] Other (describe: ____________________________________)

3. You have _______ to back down/be destroyed.
[ ] 30 seconds
[ ] 2 hours
[ ] 24 hours
[ ] 48 hours
[ ] 24π hours
[ ] 1 week
[ ] 1 month
[ ] 32627 years
[X] N/A
[ ] Other (describe: ____________________________________)
Shazbotdom
05-12-2007, 00:52
http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/ForeignAffairsMinisterSeal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
Whilst we do not agree with the decision of the SilentScope003 people or their government, we will take no offensive actions against their soverignty. We will though make an appeal to the government of SilentScope003. If this resolution does get passed, export these people to the Shazbotdom Colony of Bolrasha and all will be forgiven.


This next part is to the Nation of The Ryou Black Islands. Our intel shows that you have a lunched an offensive attack against SilentScope003. If these aircraft are not turned back, it will result in immediate retaliation against your government and nation in the form of a military blockade and the immediate cession of all trade ships entering and leaving your nation.

The Ryou Black Islands, If you wish to continue being a soverign nation, then I strongly suggest that you cease all military operations against SilentScope003 and their soverign government. This is your first warning.
New Chalcedon
05-12-2007, 02:29
TO: His/Her Excellency, the Head of State for the Peoples' Nation of Alfegos.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Threats.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It is Our moral duty to inform you that the Republic of SilentScope003 and the Empire of New Chalcedon have entered into a binding treaty regarding the treatment of "blonde" people.:cool:

This treaty is centred around the issue of Silentian sovereignty, and We will not abide a third party intervening militarily to resolve this delicate problem. If SilentScope003 chooses to exile its "blonde" citizens, more fools they. A resolution which protects the rights of these people and the sovereignty of SilentScope003 has been reached, and military intervention is unnecessary.:D

We wish to make our point clear: we will not tolerate a military assault upon SilentScope003. If you wish to cease trade that is your prerogative, but remember that your own citizens will be harmed by this action.:headbang:

Yours in friendship,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.

TO: His/Her Excellency, the President of the People's Republic of the Ryou Black Islands.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Unacceptable actions.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please be advised that your actions attempting to impose outside jurisdiction (by force) on another sovereign state are unacceptable. If you persist in this action, The Empire of New Chalcedon shall be forced to censure you before the UN. If any New Chalcedonian citizens (including the "blonde" evacuees) are harmed, or any New Chalcedonian property damaged, be advised that the Empire of New Chalcedon shall demand steep compensation. If such compensation is not promptly forthcoming, the Empire of New Chalcedon shall gather her allies and jointly retaliate as appropriate.:mp5:

Yours,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.
The Ryou Black Islands
05-12-2007, 02:51
TO: His/Her Excellency, the President of the People's Republic of the Ryou Black Islands.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Unacceptable actions.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please be advised that your actions attempting to impose outside jurisdiction (by force) on another sovereign state are unacceptable. If you persist in this action, The Empire of New Chalcedon shall be forced to censure you before the UN. If any New Chalcedonian citizens (including the "blonde" evacuees) are harmed, or any New Chalcedonian property damaged, be advised that the Empire of New Chalcedon shall demand steep compensation. If such compensation is not promptly forthcoming, the Empire of New Chalcedon shall gather her allies and jointly retaliate as appropriate.:mp5:

Yours,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.

We do not lissen to the UN as we are not a member of that Weak Group of Nations, nor do we fear you. You dare attack us and your Nation, along with Shazbotdom, will be forever enemies of all good.

Signed: Rei Nakagishima, Premeir of The Ryou Black Islands.
Shazbotdom
05-12-2007, 03:19
We do not lissen to the UN as we are not a member of that Weak Group of Nations, nor do we fear you. You dare attack us and your Nation, along with Shazbotdom, will be forever enemies of all good.

Signed: Rei Nakagishima, Premeir of The Ryou Black Islands.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
This comming from a nation that uses it's 'alliance' with a larger nation to attempt to throw it's will at nations. He said that he would NOT KILL any of the Blonde people that this resolution within his nation effects. He would DEPORT them out of his nation. Why doesn't the illustrious 'Premeir' of The Ryou Black Islands, Rei Nakagishima, learn to read at what was actually said by the government of SilentScope003 before they make a snap judgement and launch attacks that could cost the lives of countless innocent's.
SilentScope003
05-12-2007, 17:02
1 Day Before Election:

Currently, the "No" vote is doing a final canvass. The International Society is declaring a boycott of the referendum, beliving it to be illegal, but there is still some resistance. "We have to vote No, just to make a statement," says one blonde person.

However, the vast majority are still for the new law, however are somewhat aghast at the threats and embargos thrown at the nation. "We are supposed to be enlighted nations," admitted a passerbyer. "The cream of the crop, the supporter of all civil liberties for everyone. And to be faced with international condemnation now?"
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TO: Everyone
From: Acting President of SilentScope003

We are going to be highly against Ryou Black Islands bombing our land, and hope his airplanes turn back.

At the same time, I ask all nations to restrain themselves from this international incident. We too, of all people, do not want to see a war.
New Chalcedon
05-12-2007, 19:25
*DESCRIPTION NARRATIVE*

As the international tensions increased dramatically during the final hours leading up to the vote, the Emperor of New Chalcedon held a final meeting with his cabinet.

"We cannot allow the "Ryou Black Islands" to flout international laws and sovereignty in such fashion. I belive that the best statement os the dispatch of a strong protective force - with SilentScope003's permission, of course. I doubt that they'll refuse, so long as we make it clear that such a force is there on a purely temporary basis, that we'll foot the bill for it and that we won't impinge on their sovereignty. Further, I suggest that our region of Absolution be alerted to the possibility of war."

The motion was passed 24-17 in the Cabinet vote, with 2 abstentions.

Shortly thereafter, Constantine had given the orders. ICNS Constantine the Great, ICNS Alexius II Comnenus and all their escort vessels departed, escorting a convoy of troopships intended to evacuate the "blonde" citizens whose legal status had sparked the incident, and carrying a total of 72 EuroFighters between them. (The two named ships are based of Queen Elizabeth-class aircraft carriers, currently being built by the UK) Further, the Imperial Armed Forces were placed on Level 3 alert, under ROE Charlie, authorising local commanders to fire preemptively if they believed that their command area was under threat from Ryokan forces. By now, the "average citizen" on the streets of Constantinopolis Secundus was aware of an Incident between the two nations.

Shortly after 0330 local time, the two carriers plus their escorts set sail. Simultaneously, the Imperial Foreign Office sent the following communique to the Foreign Department of SilentScope003:

"FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
TO: His/Her Excellency, the Acting President of SilentScope003.
RE: Protection for SilentScope003's sovereignty.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please be advised that the Empire of New Chalcedon is acutely concerned about the international tensions surrounding your nation. Please allow us the honour of dispatching a force to protect the inviolable soveriegnty of SilentScope003, now that an agreement which preserves human rights has been reached between our great nations. The Imperial carriers Constantine the Great and Alexius II Comnenus have been dispatched, with all their escorts and a contingent of evacuation vessels, to waters near SilentScope003. If the Ryokan forces persist in attacking your capital, our fighters will sortie to defend it. Further, We have taken the liberty of informing Our colleagues of the region of Absolution regarding the situation. If our vessels or aircraft are attacked, We expect that the regional unity for which Absolution is famed shall show itself, to the detriment of the Ryou Black Islands.

Further, We wish your permission, as Acting Head of State for the Republic of SilentScope003, to station such air units in your territory as cannot fit aboard the two carriers, as well as such Imperial Army units as can be airlifted into your territory, to take up positions that you deem necessary to protect your nation from invasion.

We wish to make Ourselves clear: this Incident has gone beyond the borders of SilentScope003. It is now a matter of the principle of state sovereignty, and as such the Empire of New Chalcedon feels obliged to stand in defence of this inviolable principle. As such, the Republic of SilentScope003 shall not be billed for any military actions taken by the Empire of New Chalcedon in its defense, nor shall any Imperial forces within SilentScope003 remain any longer than they are welcome. We also sincerely hope that this cooperation shall last between our states past the current crisis.

Yours in unity,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc."

Also, to the Foreign Office of the Ryou Black Islands, marked 'Urgent':

"TO: The Right Honourable Rei Nakagishima, Premier of the Ryou Black Islands.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Possibility of war between our nations.

Premier Nakagishima,

We regard it as Our duty, as a fair-minded and peace-loving Nation, to officially warn you of the possibility of war between our Nations. The Imperial carriers Constantine the Great and Alexius II Comnenus have been dispatched with full complements of air-superiority fighters and orders to sortie in defense of SilentScope003's airspace. Any actions taken by the Ryou Black Islands which force Our hand shall be interpreted as an act of war. We further inform you that all Imperial forces have been placed on high alert. In the name of international peace and security, We beseech you to allow events to take their course without military measures.

Yours,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc."

Both documents were circulated to the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom's Emperor.
Then the Emperor of New Chalcedon began drafting documents to inform the 300-strong region of Absolution's nations that war was a possibility.
Alfegos
05-12-2007, 19:42
..... Tick, tock, tick tock....

Time was running out for Silentscope003. Soon, it would either be attacked or saved. Military leaders changed their minds quickly on this, and soon the senate had a decision.



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Corrected Situational Statement:

- Vote NO, and your nation will be left alone.
- Vote YES, and we won't take action against you. However, it will act as the brilliant bait for the Ryou Black Islanders, thus allowing us to have a reason for enacting what we should upon them...

If Ryou do attack, expect a few explosions on their behalf from mysterious benefactors...
The Ryou Black Islands
05-12-2007, 20:01
The Ryous were turning back the planes, to get them ready to show New Chalcedon that it will not boss The Ryou Black Islands around. If They wanted a war, then war was what they would have.

The Ryou People's Congress Declared that New Chalcedon was infringeing on The Right for Nations to declare war on another nation for infringeing on Human Rights.

The Ryous declared a Embargo against New Chalcedon and would not lissen to their forceful lies. Rei Nagkishima soon insluted Constantine XV by calling him "a Capitalist Pig who should be killed and thrown into The Trash, like all before him."

Shazbotdom's threat was not helpping any, for their side. The Ryous declared Shazbotdom "Not a Nation, but a Bunch of Pigs." and refused to trade with them and declared them "Not Human"

Things were now on the brink.
Carbandia
05-12-2007, 21:10
Official Carbandian foreign ministry statement

While we do not condone the actions that the nation of SilentScope003 is considering, we feel that this is indeed their right to do, as they have in no way implied that they are going to harm the blonde inhabitants, merely deport them.

Secondly we hereby offer to take the deportees in, and give them a place where they can live without this sort of discrimination, should they want to.

Thirdly, and this is specifically to the so called nation of Ryu Black Islands:

Back down, for the Dark Empire does not stand alone.
Foreign minister Gennady Bondarenko
Shazbotdom
05-12-2007, 21:12
The Ryous were turning back the planes, to get them ready to show New Chalcedon that it will not boss The Ryou Black Islands around. If They wanted a war, then war was what they would have.

-SNIP-

Shazbotdom's threat was not helpping any, for their side. The Ryous declared Shazbotdom "Not a Nation, but a Bunch of Pigs." and refused to trade with them and declared them "Not Human"

Things were now on the brink.

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/ForeignAffairsMinisterSeal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
From our SpySat network, we see that the Ryou Planes were turned back and at least what we thought was some sanity has encompased the people and governemnt of The Ryou Black Islands for once, but then we read the statment calling us 'Not a Nation, but a Bunch of Pigs' and the statment that we were 'Not Human'.

Thus we must say something in response to this. For one, we would never do trade with The Ryou Black Islands as they have nothing that would interest us. That and the fact that our Black Dollar is more powerful than their Ryou Ruta (See Attachment). Thus we would lose money with any and every trade that we made with their nation.

The people of the Shazbotdom Empire also do not enjoy Ryou people entering and leaving our nation, which is why a Travel and Trade Embargo was placed upon their nation roughly 3 months ago. Which also the Shazbotdom Government effectivly deported any and all Ryou Nationals from the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom and her Colonies.

With a poll of the people of Shazbotdom (3 Billion Shazbotdom Civilians Polled since the Embargo was put into place), as initiated by the Shazbotdom News Network, a total of 98% of the Shazbotdom People have stated oppinions against the Ryou people, with 1.6% stating neutrality and 0.4% stating that they just don't give a damn.



ATTACHMENT:
Shazbotdom Black Dollar: B$1 = $1.7048
The Ryou Black Islands Ryou Ruta: R$1.3284 = $1
New Chalcedon
05-12-2007, 21:36
Emperor Constantine XV looked around the central table in the War Room.

"Well, we must assume that the Ryou Black Islands will shortly attack. What options do we have, General?"

General Doukas replied "Few, majesty. We must convince other nations to stand with us. We can more than adequately defend ourselves from the outdated Ryokan MiG-28s and B-52s, but we won't be able to prevent them from dealing large amounts of damage to SilentScope003's infrastructure in the process. Our fleet should be safe - we've 72 EuroFighters with the fleet, plus the considerable anti-air capabilities of the ships themselves. I recommend that we escort any troop-lifters that we send to SilentScope003 with at least a squadron of EuroFighters each, to make it costly to attack them.

Obviously, Majesty, we cannot back down at this point- we'd become an international laughing-stock! Our best chance is to summon an immediate meeting of Absolution's states, to come up with a collective plan."

"So ordered, General. Contact Admiral Lasarkis and order him, by my authority, not to allow any Ryokan aircraft within 10 nautical miles of his fleet, in order to allow his defense systems time to shoot down incoming missiles. Admiral Lasarkis is hereby ordered to take any and all action necessary to preserve his forces, excluding firing upon Ryokan aircraft if they refuse to keep their distance - the Ryokans must fire first. IF Ryokan aircraft close to within 5 nm, and indicate by their actions that they will continue to close, Admiral Lasarkis may open fire. Further, the entire fleet is to go to high alert for the duration of this crisis. Also, begin mobilising the reserves."

"Yes, Majesty."

With bowed shoulders, Constantine left the War Room to start sending telegrams to other nations, in order to create a Grand Alliance, as it now appeared that war was inevitable. He first contacted the Dark Emperor of Shazbotdom, asking for confirmation of military assistance if needed, and then sent a telegram to the Premier of the Ryou Black Islands:

"TO: Rei Nakagishima, Premier of the Ryou Black Islands.
CC: His Imperial Majesty, the Dark Emperor of Shazbotdom.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Insults and threats.

Premier,

In accordance with standing international law, New Chalcedon has stated its intent to defend the Republic of SilentScope003 from any and all infringements on its sovereignty. We will do so with force, if necessary, and with regret for those who shall die (mostly your people). We urge you in the spirit of peace to back down, retract and apologise for your insults, and allow the deal made between New Chalcedon and SilentScope003 to go ahead without violence.

We have received assurances of support, both military and diplomatic, from several nations, and we will not back down, for we walk with the Gods, and carry a large stick. We have always, and shall always, endeavour to maintain peaceful relations with all nations, but we can only do this with the cooperation of other nations. If you are looking for tribute, forget it! The Empire of New Chalcedon does NOT pay tribute or concede allegiance to any other nation, least of all yours. We are in different regions, have different forms of government, and practice different religions - you have no call on our loyalty or obedience. Do not paint yourselves into a corner that you might like to have gotten out of.

Yours,
Constantine XV,

Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.
Alfegos
05-12-2007, 21:45
Alfegos sees the mobilisation of Ryou against other nations, and laughs:
1) At the fact that Ryou does not realise the mess they are getting into, about to drag in the full force of other nations.
2) At the fact that it is not a UN member, so has no legit reason for declaring war on Silenscope003.

Now Alfegos will remind Ryou that even though they may think they are superior, WMDs may change your expression. Now please stand down, before Alfegos decides that a strategic elimination of your infansrtucture is necessary.
SilentScope003
05-12-2007, 22:59
It's Election Day. Actual turnout to the ballot box is expected to be low with fear of aerial bombardment during the vote.

At the same time, the embargos by several nations does adversly effect the economy of SilentScope003. While all it does do is cause companies to just switch to numerous other countries throughout the world, it does cost money to change trading partners, and several jobs are expected to be cut.
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Offical Press Release:

We express grave much concern about the tensions between major powers who are currently being pushed to war over this election. Or at least, what it appears to be, at the surface,

It seems that this election doesn't even matter to these powers. Instead, they are using it as an excuse to attack each other and cause massive casualties and deaths. Many people make half-hearted speeches about defending human rights, and then violate those human rights by coercive actions, attacks from the air, and military invasions. Is it due to wanting to boost their own ego?

We again, repeat: Our nation does not want to harm any blondes, and we are simply holding an election to decide if to deport them or not. If our actions are wrong (and we believe that they are not), then surely wanting to kill everyone is even more wrong...as well as destroying countless other nations due to a preceived slight.

And I'm afraid that civilized nations may turn uncivilized in their conduct towards these nations that make these threats. Don't turn into the very foes you oppose, don't go and conduct human right abuses, genocides, counter-genocides, just because it feels right.

We call therefore for a peace conference to settle the dispute and avoid a full-blown war. We don't want to have people fight a needless conflict and see needless deaths, just so that one nation appear to be 'better' on the international stage.

We also request that NO WMDS BE USED. WMDs are a horrible thing to use, destroying people and the enviroment, and are very hard to recover from.
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New Chalcedon: As much as we are disappointed at your actions, we do accept your offer of military aid to defend our nation, and furthermore, allow you temporary command over our military force for the duration of the War. At the same time, we ask that you please think of talks with Ryou, and if not that, please show mercy to the people of Ryou. Don't become like them, don't kill off their civilian populations.

It may be meaningless, as the War may very well not hit our country at all, but at the same time.

(OOC=Shazbotdom: Technically, a weaker currency means that its exports are cheaper, therefore, a weaker currency could mean a stronger export economy, meaning Ryou may have a better economy.)
Shazbotdom
06-12-2007, 00:21
(OOC=Shazbotdom: Technically, a weaker currency means that its exports are cheaper, therefore, a weaker currency could mean a stronger export economy, meaning Ryou may have a better economy.)

OOC:
Yeah. But also i'm looking at NSTracker for information on his and my Economy and then cross referencing that information with NSWiki (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/un_category.html#Civil_Rights.2C_Economy.2C_and_Political_Freedoms_Descriptors). His economy is "Thriving" while mine is "Frightening". Which mine is the highest level of Economic Freedoms as you can get (Level 15) and his is a little lower down (Level 12).
New Chalcedon
06-12-2007, 00:31
"New Chalcedon: As much as we are disappointed at your actions, we do accept your offer of military aid to defend our nation, and furthermore, allow you temporary command over our military force for the duration of the War. At the same time, we ask that you please think of talks with Ryou, and if not that, please show mercy to the people of Ryou. Don't become like them, don't kill off their civilian populations.

It may be meaningless, as the War may very well not hit our country at all, but at the same time."

In what way are we being uncivilised? We are granting the RBI chance after chance to withdraw, and have no intention of using any WMDs, even if they do. We value having souls, thank you, and intend to continue having them. Neither shall any New Chalcedonian forces engage in conventional atrocities.

We gratefully accept command over the joint forces of New Chalcedon-SilentScope003 for the duration of the war. We will allocate a fair proportion of senior command positions relating to the SilentScope Theater (probably about 1/3 of command positions) to SilentScope003 nominees, and, furthermore, offer SilentScope003 a gift of 36 MiG-29s plus support personnel and training facilities and personnel. While these aircraft are a little old (from the 1980s), they are capable of standing toe-to-toe with the best that we understand the Ryou Black Islands to have, and are in operation by many smaller airforces today. If, during the apparently impending war, SilentScope003 requires funds or technical support for any of its military forces or to see to the welfare of the civilian population, you need only ask.

Constantine Doukas,
Emperor of New Chalcedon.

TO: The Premier of the Ryou Black Islands.
FROM: His Imperial and Serene Majesty, Constantine XV of New Chalcedon.
RE: Aggression and alliances.

Premier,

The Empire of New Chalcedon is formally issuing this statement: New Chalcedon is, at present, engaged in a military alliance with SilentScope003. Further, the human-rights abuses which form the supposed basis for your threats and actions are being rectified by joint action on the parts of New Chalcedon and SilentScope003. Further, We recommend to the Ryou Black Islands that they examine their own record regarding human rights before threatening to invade another sovereign state over HR abuses.:gundge:

This is your final warning: SilentScope003 does not stand alone. If you persist in your actions, you will face a large coalition of nations, determined to do what we must to prevent aggression - even if that means making an object lesson of any nation which commits aggression.:mp5::mp5::mp5:

Yours,

Constantine XV,
Emperor and Lord of New Chalcedon,
Grand Duke of Constantinopolis Secundus,
Defender of the Realm,
etc., etc., etc.
Shazbotdom
06-12-2007, 21:11
OOC:
TRBI, are you going to respond? I've seen you log in a few times since the last post.
Shazbotdom
07-12-2007, 00:34
SECRET IC:
SCENE: Meeting Room, Shazbotdom Imperial Palace, Shaz City, Shazbotdom
"So. What's going on?" George stated as he walked into the room. The Ministers were already sitting around discussing the situation between the nations of SilentScope003 and The Ryou Black Islands. Larry looked up to see the disconcerning look on George's face as he sat down at the head of the table.

"Well, Sir. It seems yet again that the Ryou's have made it their 'Obligation' to force their own twisted view of what 'Human Rights' are." He pushed a button and a satelite image showed up on the wall sized monitor at the opposite end of the table. "We've taken it upon ourselves to Spy upon the Ryou's. This image was taken just shortly after the statement from SilentScope003 about the vote and possible deporation of people who have Blonde hair from his nation. Notice the Ryou Bombers departing their homeland."

"We felt that this was a first strike group. Although at that time we didn't know what their intentions were. We felt that they would try to forcibly assault the SS003 Homeland. So Larry dispatched a communication to the Ryou's," Stated James.

OOC:
Will continue in a lil bit. Have things to do.
Kubra
07-12-2007, 01:01
Kubra sees this as an oportunity to get hawt chicks. With blonde hair. Hurr yea.

Should this law be passed, expect to see a large love-boat to take away sexy refugees.
Shazbotdom
07-12-2007, 04:07
OOC:
Continued from before.

SECRET IC:
SCENE: Meeting Room, Shazbotdom Imperial Palace, Shaz City, Shazbotdom
"Well. After the first diplomatic communication they continued their aircraft towards SS003. This photo was taken roughly 3 hours after the first communication was sent," Stated Larry. "You can see that the Ryou aircraft had not turned back at that time. They also made an indirect threat againt our nation, which is why this second message was dispatched."

On the screen, a copy of the message was dispalyed.

"Shortly after this message, our SpySat's noticed the planes turn back and start heading back towards Ryou. We feel that this diplomatic pressure on their national leadership made them rethink their current position. Although then we noticed this portion of the message."

On the screen, the section of the message that showed Ryou call Shazbotdom a 'bunch of pigs', and 'not human.' You hear a sign from George when this is shown up on the screen.

"Alright," George said. "I'm personally sick and tired of the Ryou's pushing their own ideals around on other nations. And I'm sick of him using his alliance with the Stevidian Empire to further his own warped ideals. He claims he's doing this for the betterment of mankind, but he's only doing it to attempt to take over the world. This cannot stand." He then stood up and walked over and looked out the window. "If he continues to pull this bullshit with the international community, then he will get what he reaps."

The screen goes blank and George turns back around. "Prepare the Navy. If he continues this shit, deploy."
SilentScope003
07-12-2007, 04:23
As the ongoing drama over Ryou's fate builds, the fact that SilentScope003 succesfully approve the new resolution to exile the Blonde race (75% For) was pretty much ignored. Turnout however was pretty low (around 32%).

TO: All Nations Wanting To Take In The Blonde Refugees
FROM: SilentScope003 UN Office

As we have signed a treaty with New Chalcedon to have them take in the refugees, we cannot personally allow for you to take them, unless with the premission of New Chalcedon. We apologize for this.
New Chalcedon
08-12-2007, 22:57
Looks like the Ryou Black Islands have backed off by default....

Apparently, the player has acted on the boards, but not replied to the posts here.
Trailers
08-12-2007, 23:10
OOC: Wait, wait..wait.


Wait.


You want your nation to become smarter, so you expend billions of whatever currency you use to export millions of essential people, thus crippling yourself? What about your blonde government staff members? I mean, OOCly this would be funny. But ICly it makes your nation look completely autistic.
Shazbotdom
08-12-2007, 23:10
Looks like the Ryou Black Islands have backed off by default....

Apparently, the player has acted on the boards, but not replied to the posts here.

OOC:
Ryou's just being his typical self. When a conflict doesn't go his way, he runs and ignores anyone in it.
Carbandia
08-12-2007, 23:18
OOC:
Ryou's just being his typical self. When a conflict doesn't go his way, he runs and ignores anyone in it.
ooc: the only thing he hasn't done yet that's so typically him is to report us all for "picking on him"..
SilentScope003
10-12-2007, 21:11
OOC: You want your nation to become smarter, so you expend billions of whatever currency you use to export millions of essential people, thus crippling yourself? What about your blonde government staff members? I mean, OOCly this would be funny. But ICly it makes your nation look completely autistic.

OOC: That was the whole purpose of this topic, to be OOCly funny, and to make my IC nation look stupid. Trying to create an uber-powerful nation doesn't seem, well, fun for me, so I try this way. And let be honest, it was fun. :)