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Murran Revolutionary Industries introduces the T-1000 "Supertank"!

Murra
03-12-2007, 17:25
Greetings, brothers and sisters in Communism! Murran Revolutionary Industries wishes to introduce its new armoured vehicle, the T-1000, a tank that shall surely put all other tanks upon the face of the earth to shame!

Overview

The T-1000 was designed after complaints surfaced regarding the Murran Revolutionary Army's T-55s; namely, that they were outdated and didn't work properly. In answer, MRI produced this far superior and much more satisfactory design, which has been in use ever since with over 200,000 produced for the MRA. It is still one of the most effective designs ever used by Murran soldiers in warfare, and surely ranks as the finest and most effective tank ever designed. It entered Murran armoured divisions in People's Revolutionary Year 56.

Chassis and Engine

Unlike the small and unassuming T-55, the T-1000 is an absolutely massive model, easily dwarfing most other ground vehicles and thus capable of bringing stupendous firepower to bear. In weight it is no less than one hundred and twelve thousand pounds; the T-1000M variant is even mightier, weighing one hundred and fifteen thousand. In length it is 33 feet with the barrel in forward position; the length of the chassis is an impressive 24 feet. The width of the vehicle is 12 feet 5 inches, and it stands fully 11 feet high, almost twice as high as a man. These awe-inspiring dimensions certainly terrify the enemies of the Revolution and increase the morale of the brave soldiers of the MRA.

This tank is powered by a revolutionary engine, the function of which is nothing less than to convert liquid petroleum to energy through combustion. This engine has a full capacity of almost 39,000 cubic centimeters, and is powered by twelve cylinders producing over 515,000 watts. Due to the tremendous amount of energy produced by this engine, it must be cooled by water stored within as well. Nonetheless, despite being so advanced, it still runs on ordinary diesel fuel such as can be found at any gas station, yet another sign of the stupendous ingenuity of Murran engineers. And within the T-1000 is available a fuel capacity of almost one thousand liters, making stops to refuel unnecessary.

This superbly designed engine allows the T-1000 to travel the impressive distance of six hundred kilometers at a constant velocity of 927 meters per minute, translating into almost 55,620 meters per hour. Surely such a speed cannot be matched by any of the inferior products produced by the petty bourgeois.

Armour

The T-1000 is heavily armoured with a composite of various metals, including but not limited to steel and manganese. The glacis and turret armour utilises a revolutionary concept that few other tank designers have taken on, to their disadvantage: It consists of a sheet or slab of high explosive sandwiched between two plates. On attack by a penetrating weapon, the explosive detonates, forcibly driving the metal plates apart to damage the penetrator. Across the rest of the vehicle, the armour is more traditional but still extremely effective against KE attacks, with thickness ranging from 25 mm to 225 mm.

The T-1000M variant includes a further elaboration on this concept. Rather than using expensive explosives, however, the layers of armour are merely spaced, being more effective against shaped charges and with less danger to nearby infantry or vehicles. Otherwise, the armour scheme is identical.

Armament

The T-1000 is designed with a powerful main gun, visible as a cylinder fully 12.5 centimeters in diameter and 70 calibres in length. This gun is capable of expelling projectiles at high speeds with great accuracy, in part thanks to rifling within the gun barrel (rather than leaving it smooth, as the uncreative capitalists do); it is capable of continuously firing almost two hundred and fifty rounds per hour. Unlike the older T-55, the T-1000 features a unique new method for loading the gun: it is built with a Manual Automatic Loader, in which the loader simply has to load the shell into the turret and it will automatically slide into the gun barrel to be fired within literally seconds, a much more convenient system.

In terms of secondary armament, there are several options thanks to the T-1000's inventive modular design. The gunner may mount a 7.62mm machine gun or a rocket propelled grenade launcher in his hatch. In addition, an antitank guided missile launcher, including no less than five missiles, or a 12.7 mm anti-aircraft gun may be mounted on the turret, capable of dealing additional damage to enemy matériel. This wide range of options surely makes the T-1000 far superior to any other vehicle available. It is totally the best.

Internal Design and Crew

Internally, the T-1000 is designed for maximum comfort and convenience. For that reason, the advanced engine is placed in the back, rather than in the front as is customary for passenger cars and vehicles. In the front of the tank there is a chamber wherein the gunner and tank commander sit, sharing a hatch; the gunner is usually seated at the hatch, manning his gun, whereas the tank commander is seated below him at the electronics and controls. The gunner's hatch is located directly below the main gun, and for the main gun to be declined fully the gunner's hatch must be closed.

Immediately behind the tank commander and gunner is seated the driver. While this may seem counterintuitive, especially as the driver's hatch is in fact slightly to the right and in front of the gunner's, it is in fact quite simple. If he wishes to see the route ahead, the driver need only get up, go to the side of the tank, crawl past the tank commander, and clamber up the hatch. Alternately, if the driver is not agile enough of body to do so, a fifth crew member -- the navigator -- may stand in the hatch and keep in contact with the driver by radio.

To the left and behind the driver sits the loader. Due to the Manual Automatic Loading system in the T-1000, the loader's duties are not essential in times of little combat; therefore, he can fulfill the role of the navigator when the enemy is not in sight. When he sights the enemy, the loader need only descend the hatch, climb over the tank commander, pass behind or in front of the driver, seat himself at his post and load the first shell. It may be more convenient for the loader to keep one or two shells within the gun barrel beforehand, then trigger them by radio immediately when the enemy is sighted, allowing him to return to his post unhindered.

Thus the T-1000 calls for either four or five crew, depending upon the choice of the user. While slightly more than lesser tanks, it bears reminding that the T-1000 is the tank of the millennium; that no other tank comes close in terms of mobility, efficiency, power, endurance, appearance, and fire support. Obviously some trade-offs must be made, but unquestionably those trade-offs are minor and unimportant in comparison to the obvious advantages.

Cost

Despite its level of advancement and power, the T-1000 is relatively inexpensive, costing only 3 x 10^6 NSD. This is undoubtedly due to the superior manufacturing facility of Murra, and its greater economic strength due to the superiority of the socialist economic model.

In conclusion, buy the darn thing already.

Images

The T-1000 in action! (http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39243000/jpg/_39243378_aaaexplosionap203cred.jpg)
more coming soon

This thread is open to comments and suggestions as well as purchases. But complaints about how it won't work, etc etc, should be addressed via telegram.
Ancient and Holy Terra
03-12-2007, 18:16
Official Message
The Republic of Ancient Terra
Terran High Command
Office of the Department of Redundant Acquisitions Department

The ODRAD of the Republic of Ancient Terra wishes to note that it has laughed up one (1) or possibly two (2) lungs in the process of reading this product description, and for the purposes of product evaluation wishes to purchase three (3) tanks (T-1000s).

One (1) helicopter (CH-47) is standing by to deliver (give you) 9 x 10^6 NSD (money).

Thank you for your kindness in extending this offer, and many thanks for the joyful manner in which this offer has been extended.

~Andy-Andi Andes, Chief Head Minister Boss of the Office of the Department of Redundant Acquisitions Department~
Murra
03-12-2007, 18:22
Official Response

Greetings, comrades! MRI thanks you greatly for your purchase of three T-1000 Supertanks, and payment shall be gladly accepted. The tanks will arrive within one week, as a new batch of T-1000s is currently being produced at factories across Murra. Remember, your purchase goes 9 x 10^6 NSD closer to global revolution!

-- MRI Sales Department
Antigr
03-12-2007, 18:23
How do you know you tank is better than anyone else's?

Your write-up has too much boasting.

What is the calibre - both definitions - of the main gun?
Murra
03-12-2007, 18:28
How do you know you tank is better than anyone else's?

Your write-up has too much boasting.

What is the calibre - both definitions - of the main gun?

Official Response

We are confused. Of course the T-1000 is better than any other tank ever designed; all other tanks are created by capitalist-imperialist pigs based on greatly inferior designs from the former United States and its NATO cronies, whereas this tank is based on the far superior designs of the former Soviet Union! It is impossible for a writeup of the greatest tank ever designed to have "too much" boasting.

As for calibre, it is approximately equivalent to 12.5cm/70. We shall edit the official description to reflect this.

-- MRI Marketing Department
Crookfur
03-12-2007, 20:21
OOC:
Antigr, step back take a deep breath and relax. Fellign better? Now read it again.

IC:

Even the capitalist monarchist pig dogs of Crookfur are forced to admit to the awesomeness and inherent superiority of this tank. At least one military industrialist circle jerking review journal within Crookfur has gone as far as to grade it as EPIC!!!!!!11111
Hurtful Thoughts
03-12-2007, 22:05
Not quite epic in my book, I still don't know what ammunition it uses...

Epic RoF though...

I'll take the T-10...
United Estovakia
03-12-2007, 22:11
At my naton, we transport ground troups by ekranoplan, like the A-90, lun and KM. would this fit on Any of out Ekranoplan transports?
Russkya
03-12-2007, 22:38
OOC:
- Murra: This thing is hilarity. Well done! That's assuming its a parody. Hopefully is.
- Antigr: This thing is a parody.
- PROHT: This thing is a parody.
Asgarnieu
03-12-2007, 23:35
Office 5
1217 Government Way
Balkan City, 85546
Balkan City S.A.R., United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu

To: Murran Revolutionary Industuries
From: Office of the Five-Star General of the Asgarnian Armed Forces Command
Subject: Purchase of T-1000 for Evaluation

Greetings.

Due to increased spending capabilities and a larger FY 2007 budget, the AAFCOM wishes to purchase five T-1000 MBT's for evaluationary purposes. Should the T-1000 meet the AAFCOM Series XVIII Evaluation and Specifications Standards Set for Heavy Tanks and Vehicles, the AAFCOM will consider the T-1000 for complete purchase.

We will wire the appropriate amount of money in United States Dollars, as we do not recognize the NationStates Dollar as an international currency.

We thank you for considering our purchase.

Respectfully,

Thomas F. Goodwin
Five-Star General of the Asgarnian Armed Forces Command
Mon Kye En
03-12-2007, 23:52
The Holy Empire Of Mon Kye En wishes to inquire as to the presence of absence of deep fording equipment such as snorkels.
Hurtful Thoughts
04-12-2007, 01:44
OOC:
- Murra: This thing is hilarity. Well done! That's assuming its a parody. Hopefully is.
- Antigr: This thing is a parody.
- PROHT: This thing is a parody.

I know, but it isn't quite as epic as I hoped, still, the flies are a biting anyways...

And snorkies are only good to about 26 feet or so IIRC from trying to dig a well.
Mokastana
04-12-2007, 01:54
Despite our civil war and soon to be lack of a budget Mokastana would like to purchase one of these wrecks on wheels for our soon to be war museum..

EDIT:

We dont have the money, how about assist fellow revolutionaries in the revolution by giving it to us?
Leocardia
04-12-2007, 03:10
Leocardia is interested in the tank, and would like to buy production rights.
Kroando
04-12-2007, 03:18
The Imperial Koalition would like to inquire as to why the only picture available, is of the T-1000 exploding.
Siriusa
04-12-2007, 03:33
The Imperial Koalition would like to inquire as to why the only picture available, is of the T-1000 exploding.

OOC: That's it firing :p
Epsilon Halo
04-12-2007, 03:34
Uncreative capitalists? It's the Soviet tanks that get blown up more! The Gulf War, 2003 Iraq invasion, and even the Six Day War, where American-designed, Israeli-modified Super Shermans massacred the Egyptian, Palestinian, and Lebanese Soviet tanks. Not trying to sound holier-than-thou, but American tanks have historically had a superiority over Soviet ones, which were mainly bought for their cheaper price.

Neutral Swiss engineers sent to review your T-1000 has returned unflattering remarks of engineering oversight:

-Its huge size makes an easy target to hit with our smaller Mk88 "Thor" main battle tank.
-Its hull may be extremely useful against KE rounds, but 225mm of composite armor was proven to be ineffective against the MMGS-9, currently featured on Mk60 onward, which contains a rapid-fire main cannon as well as the L2A1 long-range armor melting laser.
-Its engine must be fed by an enormous fuel tank, which limits numbers to oil refining capacity.
-Thor tanks are faster, at 88,000 meters per hour, and even faster are the Panthers, at 103,000 meters/hour. 30-something mph was a disappointment.
-Modern smoothbore tank guns have finned projectiles, which actually are longer-ranged than rifled barrels.
-From the NPOV of the Swiss engineers, the Epsilonic Thor tank was better suited for combat.
Epsilon Halo
04-12-2007, 03:40
Official Response

We are confused. Of course the T-1000 is better than any other tank ever designed; all other tanks are created by capitalist-imperialist pigs based on greatly inferior designs from the former United States and its NATO cronies, whereas this tank is based on the far superior designs of the former Soviet Union! It is impossible for a writeup of the greatest tank ever designed to have "too much" boasting.

As for calibre, it is approximately equivalent to 12.5cm/70. We shall edit the official description to reflect this.

-- MRI Marketing Department

Dude, rifled barrels are obsolete. Finned projectiles are in. As in the complaints list shown before, the Marks Mk-88 was engineeringly superior, with a more powerful turbofan/diesel hybrid engine, a tank gun which is faster and more accurate, and based on a better tank than any Tokarev, the M1 Abrams.
Epsilon Halo
04-12-2007, 03:47
OOC: That's it firing :p

Getting fired at... freakin' Tokarevs... :p
Allanea
04-12-2007, 04:34
The United States of Allanea approves this tank and calls on all socialist and communist nations to arm themselves with it immediately.
Murra
04-12-2007, 05:45
All orders are approved. The vehicles will be shipped within several weeks. Leocardia, domestic production rights are indeed available; the cost is equivalent to that of the number of vehicles you wish to build, minus a ten percent special discount! (NOTE, production rights are not offered for fewer than 1,000 vehicles.)

The Holy Empire Of Mon Kye En wishes to inquire as to the presence of absence of deep fording equipment such as snorkels.
Indeed, the absence of deep fording equipment such as snorkels is present for a small additional fee.

The Imperial Koalition would like to inquire as to why the only picture available, is of the T-1000 exploding.
It's all 's fault, that traitor to the Oligarchy. If he weren't already dead, we'd kill him again! His foul minions, the Triestean rebels, sabotaged the T-1000 so that it blew up as we were taking pictures of it! That, or its Manual Automatic Loader fucked up [i]again.
Leocardia
04-12-2007, 07:00
Very well. We wish to build 15,000 tanks.
Hurtful Thoughts
04-12-2007, 21:17
-snip-

Hence why it is EPIC.

But I could think of something a tad MOAR EPIC WINZ!
If only I ever bothered to write detailed description of an utterly epic tank for the sake of Epicness...

I was thinking of mounting the turret on a 'cherry picker' for one thing.
Epsilon Halo
05-12-2007, 04:15
Yeah... but Western tanker philosophy differs from Eastern tanker philosophy, which differs from Soviet tanker philosophy. And according to the Western tanker philosophy, M1 > Tokarev.
Lyras
05-12-2007, 06:36
OOC: You all know that this tank is a joke, right? I'm not having a go at this bloke's design skills, but he made this tank for a laugh...

But, if any of you folks wish to field it in combat, I won't complain...
Ancient and Holy Terra
05-12-2007, 09:22
OOC: You all know that this tank is a joke, right?

OOC:

Flight 0B1US, you are cleared for takeoff.

WHOOSH!

IC:

The Republic of Ancient Terra wishes to follow-up on its purchase of 3 T-1000s for evaluation purposes; we are pleased to inform all interested parties that the T-1000 exploded with 28% more force than the leading competitor (a 2000-lb bomb), and that its explosion was the "prettiest" due to the location of the navigator and the beautiful trajectory his blood and body parts take upon subsequent detonation of the vehicle.

We therefore issue the T-1000 our Terran Super Sticker Seal of Explodie Approval, and urge all of Terra's enemies to equip themselves with this vehicle immediately in the interest of fair fights and such.

~Rika Fukuna-wait I lied-Fukushima, mere underling (actually Minister) of the Ministry for the Truthful Dissemination of Factual Falsehoods~
Lyras
05-12-2007, 09:27
OOC:
Neutral Swiss engineers sent to review your T-1000 has returned unflattering remarks of engineering oversight:

-Its huge size makes an easy target to hit with our smaller Mk88 "Thor" main battle tank.
-Its hull may be extremely useful against KE rounds, but 225mm of composite armor was proven to be ineffective against the MMGS-9, currently featured on Mk60 onward, which contains a rapid-fire main cannon as well as the L2A1 long-range armor melting laser.
-Its engine must be fed by an enormous fuel tank, which limits numbers to oil refining capacity.
-Thor tanks are faster, at 88,000 meters per hour, and even faster are the Panthers, at 103,000 meters/hour. 30-something mph was a disappointment.
-Modern smoothbore tank guns have finned projectiles, which actually are longer-ranged than rifled barrels.
-From the NPOV of the Swiss engineers, the Epsilonic Thor tank was better suited for combat.
Dude, rifled barrels are obsolete. Finned projectiles are in. As in the complaints list shown before, the Marks Mk-88 was engineeringly superior, with a more powerful turbofan/diesel hybrid engine, a tank gun which is faster and more accurate, and based on a better tank than any Tokarev, the M1 Abrams.

Apparently not obvious to some...
Murra
05-12-2007, 16:03
Very well. We wish to build 15,000 tanks.
That will be 4.05 x 10^10 dollars (also written as $40.5 billion).

OOC: You all know that this tank is a joke, right? I'm not having a go at this bloke's design skills, but he made this tank for a laugh...

[TBH I don't really have any design skills, I mostly took stats from Soviet tanks -- T-55, T-72 -- and made them sound more impressive by, for instance, converting metric to imperial. :P]

OOC:

Flight 0B1US, you are cleared for takeoff.

WHOOSH!

IC:

The Republic of Ancient Terra wishes to follow-up on its purchase of 3 T-1000s for evaluation purposes; we are pleased to inform all interested parties that the T-1000 exploded with 28% more force than the leading competitor (a 2000-lb bomb), and that its explosion was the "prettiest" due to the location of the navigator and the beautiful trajectory his blood and body parts take upon subsequent detonation of the vehicle.

We therefore issue the T-1000 our Terran Super Sticker Seal of Explodie Approval, and urge all of Terra's enemies to equip themselves with this vehicle immediately in the interest of fair fights and such.

~Rika Fukuna-wait I lied-Fukushima, mere underling (actually Minister) of the Ministry for the Truthful Dissemination of Factual Falsehoods~
Yay. We da best. (Et cetera.)

Also, the "neutral Swiss engineers" are actually in pay of the evil capitalist pigs, and therefore, anything they say is bound to be inaccurate and vile slander. As Switzerland borders us, we plan to invade it as soon as we fix our AK-47s, all of which were delivered ineffective due to sabotage by the enemies of the Revolution, or maybe the fact that we imported them from some third world country in sub-Saharan Africa.
Antigr
05-12-2007, 20:13
while i realise this is RPing, Murra's obnoxiousness abilities are like none I've ever seen before. They stand out, for the wrong reasons. I am not merely exploding with anger here, I gave that up a while back.

Murra, you've probably never seen the tanks fielded by other countries so you wouldn't know that you're 'superior'. Take a step back and stop gloating. This is truth, not harsh.

12.5cm main gun = 1250mm. Unfeasible for MT and PMT tanks, even for static heavy artillery it is criticised. If this is FT...shoulda said so.
Dostanuot Loj
05-12-2007, 20:17
while i realise this is RPing, Murra's obnoxiousness abilities are like none I've ever seen before. They stand out, for the wrong reasons. I am not merely exploding with anger here, I gave that up a while back.

Murra, you've probably never seen the tanks fielded by other countries so you wouldn't know that you're 'superior'. Take a step back and stop gloating. This is truth, not harsh.

12.5cm main gun = 1250mm. Unfeasible for MT and PMT tanks, even for static heavy artillery it is criticised. If this is FT...shoulda said so.

OOC: It's a joke I'm pretty sure. Especially since it's just a T-72 with an absurdly long barrell, and crappy everything.

Also, 12.5cm = 125mm, not 1250mm. That's 12.5x10=125.
Otagia
05-12-2007, 20:33
while i realise this is RPing, Murra's obnoxiousness abilities are like none I've ever seen before. They stand out, for the wrong reasons. I am not merely exploding with anger here, I gave that up a while back.

Murra, you've probably never seen the tanks fielded by other countries so you wouldn't know that you're 'superior'. Take a step back and stop gloating. This is truth, not harsh.

12.5cm main gun = 1250mm. Unfeasible for MT and PMT tanks, even for static heavy artillery it is criticised. If this is FT...shoulda said so.

*Awards Antigr the Nobel Prize in Not Getting It*
Dalnijrus
05-12-2007, 20:53
The next time you try to go apeshit on someone, Antigr, evaluate

1) your own performance and experience, and
2) the intent of the thread.

Do these two things preferably in that order.
Carbandia
05-12-2007, 21:19
ooc:
Good god I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.:D Great design, if "only" for the sheer humour value of it.
United Estovakia
05-12-2007, 23:39
We of the Socialist State of Estovakia would like to purchase a large 1:1 scale cardbord cutout of the T-1000, due to the lack of money and the shear size, we couln't even fit in in our largest ekranoplan transport. So we desided on large acurate Cardbord cutouts, in witch to scare the enemies, with out selling you our country.

We also think that he tank sould be free, due to socialist ideals.
The Silver Sky
05-12-2007, 23:57
OOC: Epic lulz ensued! except for the proles!
Asgarnieu
06-12-2007, 05:14
Office 5
1217 Government Way
Balkan City, 85546
Balkan City S.A.R., United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu

To: Murran Revolutionary Industuries
From: Office of the Five-Star General of the Asgarnian Armed Forces Command
Subject: Purchase of T-1000 for Evaluation

Greetings.

In our studies of the T-1000, renamed the XHT-1A for Asgarnian testing and historical purposes, we have discovered the following:

---------------

XHT-1A TESTING RESULTS

PASSING GRADES RECIEVING 98% EFFECTIVENESS OR BETTER:

MAIN GUN POWER - 100%
MAIN GUN LOADING - 98%
ENGINE SYSTEM - 98%

FAILING GRADES REIEVING 97% OR LESS:

EXHAUST EMISSIONS
RANGE
WEIGHT
AIR LIFT CAPABILITIES
MAIN GUN RANGE
MAIN GUN TRACKING
RESISTANCE TO ASGARNIAN WEAPONRY
CREW PROTECTION

---------------

In our testing, we found the T-1000 to be especially vulnerable to our HyperSlam 1 anti-tank missile system in frontal, rear, top, and turret attacks. It was also found to be vulnerable to the 57mm heavy aircraft cannon firing depleted Uranium ammunition as well as the 120mm heavy aircraft cannon, the 500-pound anti-tank bomb, the 100mm anti-tank ground cannon, and the AGM-463G missile.

Therefore, we do not wish to use the T-1000 as our new Heavy Tank.

We thank Murran Revolutionary Industries for allowing us to test the vehicle and we hope that it will sell well.

Respectfully,

Thomas F. Goodwin
Five-Star General of the Asgarnian Armed Forces Command
Antigr
06-12-2007, 17:14
OOC: It's a joke I'm pretty sure. Especially since it's just a T-72 with an absurdly long barrell, and crappy everything.

Also, 12.5cm = 125mm, not 1250mm. That's 12.5x10=125.

My mistake. But I don't take back the other points I made. Also, the points you made are pretty good - shoulda just said them myself. Why can't I just be at peace with the world...(and vice versa). Anyway, it's humour value is high, to say the least.
Epsilon Halo
08-12-2007, 04:16
Office 5
1217 Government Way
Balkan City, 85546
Balkan City S.A.R., United Democratic Empire of Asgarnieu

To: Murran Revolutionary Industuries
From: Office of the Five-Star General of the Asgarnian Armed Forces Command
Subject: Purchase of T-1000 for Evaluation

Greetings.

In our studies of the T-1000, renamed the XHT-1A for Asgarnian testing and historical purposes, we have discovered the following:

---------------

XHT-1A TESTING RESULTS

PASSING GRADES RECIEVING 98% EFFECTIVENESS OR BETTER:

MAIN GUN POWER - 100%
MAIN GUN LOADING - 98%
ENGINE SYSTEM - 98%

FAILING GRADES REIEVING 97% OR LESS:

EXHAUST EMISSIONS
RANGE
WEIGHT
AIR LIFT CAPABILITIES
MAIN GUN RANGE
MAIN GUN TRACKING
RESISTANCE TO ASGARNIAN WEAPONRY
CREW PROTECTION

---------------

In our testing, we found the T-1000 to be especially vulnerable to our HyperSlam 1 anti-tank missile system in frontal, rear, top, and turret attacks. It was also found to be vulnerable to the 57mm heavy aircraft cannon firing depleted Uranium ammunition as well as the 120mm heavy aircraft cannon, the 500-pound anti-tank bomb, the 100mm anti-tank ground cannon, and the AGM-463G missile.

Therefore, we do not wish to use the T-1000 as our new Heavy Tank.

We thank Murran Revolutionary Industries for allowing us to test the vehicle and we hope that it will sell well.

Respectfully,

Thomas F. Goodwin
Five-Star General of the Asgarnian Armed Forces Command

Yeah, that's what the Swiss engineers tried to say.

It sucks.

The Mk-88 still kicks its ass, cuz it's (like Lyras or somebody else said) a disproportional T-72 with a appetite of a B-36. The Mk-88 is really a M60 mod, even more embarrassing.

And the picture of it exploding... that's not a Tokarev...

And it has no protection from a top-slam.

Since Murra is a New User, with even less experience than me, he probably meant it with the T-1000.

(Asargnia? WTF Runescape?)
Asgarnieu
08-12-2007, 05:50
[OOC: That's pretty damn good, EH! That's what I created my nation's name from!]