Auman
01-12-2007, 01:51
Colonel Dirk Armaude, head of the Aumanii foreign diplomatic service, picked up the receiver of his telephone and dialed the number to the Questarian embassy. It rung several times before someone picked up 'Questarian Embassy in Hammermill, what can I do for you?' said the receptionist, a woman with the smoky accent of a Questarian temptress.
'Yes, this is Colonel Dirk Armaude of Aumanii diplomatic service, I'd like to speak to Reginald Tippington please.' he spoke in his most polite and diplomatic of voices.
'One moment please.' said the receptionist.
Silence.
'Why hello Dirk! It's been sometime since we've last spoke. What do I owe the pleasure of this call?' answered Reginald. Mr. Tippington liked his Gin, early in the morning especially.
'Unfortunately this is a business call, Reggie. I've heard that your nation has ties to Doomingsland and...' Dirk read the second name from a sheet, '...Novacom. There's something I need to talk to them about. Nova Europa has been an exciting place lately.' Dirk was unfamiliar with the region and was only following orders to learn more.
'Yes, I suppose I could arrange something.' Reginald said with a slight slur to his voice.
'Thanks a lot, Reg. I guess I'll wait on a return phone call?' said Dirk.
'Yes.' said the Questarian.
'Very well then, I'll talk to you later then. Good bye.' said Dirk.
'And a good day to you too, Dirk.' said Reginald.
The two men hung up.
'Yes, this is Colonel Dirk Armaude of Aumanii diplomatic service, I'd like to speak to Reginald Tippington please.' he spoke in his most polite and diplomatic of voices.
'One moment please.' said the receptionist.
Silence.
'Why hello Dirk! It's been sometime since we've last spoke. What do I owe the pleasure of this call?' answered Reginald. Mr. Tippington liked his Gin, early in the morning especially.
'Unfortunately this is a business call, Reggie. I've heard that your nation has ties to Doomingsland and...' Dirk read the second name from a sheet, '...Novacom. There's something I need to talk to them about. Nova Europa has been an exciting place lately.' Dirk was unfamiliar with the region and was only following orders to learn more.
'Yes, I suppose I could arrange something.' Reginald said with a slight slur to his voice.
'Thanks a lot, Reg. I guess I'll wait on a return phone call?' said Dirk.
'Yes.' said the Questarian.
'Very well then, I'll talk to you later then. Good bye.' said Dirk.
'And a good day to you too, Dirk.' said Reginald.
The two men hung up.