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We are desparetly in need of children in our country. We well pay top dollar to any nation that provides us male or female children of any age under 18. We need men to build strong milatary and we need women to be prostitues for solidiers so they have a high morale.

We are desparetly in need of children in our country. We well pay top dollar to any nation that provides us male or female children of any age under 18. We need men to build strong milatary and we need women to be prostitues for solidiers so they have a high morale.

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The delegation of Ole Rafiki finds it worrying that you are linking child trafficking and prostitution in the same request.

We would advise an immediate investigation.

the people of norilsk16 respond thusly: our country is vast.. we are able to supply high numbers of humans for this task.. 500k boys and girls can be donated to this cause.

We are desparetly in need of children in our country. We well pay top dollar to any nation that provides us male or female children of any age under 18. We need men to build strong milatary and we need women to be prostitues for solidiers so they have a high morale.

We of the Theocracy of Theocrac Theocracies wishes to extend towards the government of 2 Girls 1 Cup an invitation to our country so they can make use of our extensive psychiatric help facilities. Please accept this offer. Any children who are going to be sent to your country will be intercepted by our forces.
From,
Vera Tryphena

Shazbotdom Ministry for being a Pain
We regret to inform you that we will not be sending any of our people to your nation. Your wanting to use them in that manner is a complete disreguard for the sanctity of human life. If you want people to do that for you, why not raise your own kids like that and keep your hands off other nations children.

The Terracratic Union of Faxanavia distains all human trading, and has placed a trade embargo on 2 Girls 1 Cup. We strongly urge the leaders of 2 Girls 1 Cup to halt their senseless destruction of civil rights, before more severe means are imposed.

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We disagree with your methods, but can propose an alternate solution to keep your soldiers sexually satisfied. Respond if you're interested.

Our association stands ready to assist anyone taking strong opposition to your current plan.


G. Schwartznigger.
GNAVT PR Director



P.S. OOC: You've just screwed your first RP, assuming you're a newbie and not a puppet. Try to start with something more civil, and this one will be forgotten.

the people of norilsk16 respond thusly: our country is vast.. we are able to supply high numbers of humans for this task.. 500k boys and girls can be donated to this cause.

Thank you for help in our quest for world domination. We will not forget your courage in the fight against democracy.

To the other countries why should our children be the ones doing the dirty work, when we could just buy your children to kill you?

You disgust me.

You disgust me.

OOC:
Damn. I didn't think that was possible....

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We disagree with your methods, but can propose an alternate solution to keep your soldiers sexually satisfied. Respond if you're interested.

Our association stands ready to assist anyone taking strong opposition to your current plan.


G. Schwartznigger.
GNAVT PR Director

What can you do to help my soldiers?

To the People's Republic of Two Girls One Cup:


You are in violation of International Law with this thread, specifically the United Nations Resolution #68 "Ban Trafficking of Persons," as well as the United Nations Resolution #51 "Children in War," and the United Nations Resolution #26 "The Universal Bill of Rights."

As a UN Delegate, you are bound by the laws and resolutions of the United Nations.

You are hereby ordered to cease and desist any further production of your trafficking of children or any other persons from other nations, or the Grand Republic of One World Alliance will forcibly remove your government from power, pursuant to the United Nations Security Act Resolution.

If you do not respond with your unconditional acceptance of these terms, this will be considered an act of defiance of International Law, and thus, an act of war.

You have forty-eight hours from the time of this notice to respond, or you will forfeit your rights to defend yourself of these grave charges or assuage the Republic.


-His Excellency, Chancellor Nicolae Augustus of the Grand Republic of One World Alliance

Child trafficking = big no-no. However, if you want some advice on such matters, speak to delegates from Aleos... they have much experience, due to their crisis.

The Great Nation of Trashonia will respond to your plea with supplies. These will be in the form of;

1. A life time subscription to Soildier Wank magazine.

2. A lifetime supply of nerve agent for all of the policy makers for your nation.

This should solve both the problem of soldiers being "satisfied" and your goverment being mentally retarded.

Thus hath I hath spoken!

- Trasheesh National Druken Yeller

So I take it nobody else noticed his nation name...?

To the People's Republic of Two Girls One Cup:


You are in violation of International Law with this thread, specifically the United Nations Resolution #68 "Ban Trafficking of Persons," as well as the United Nations Resolution #51 "Children in War," and the United Nations Resolution #26 "The Universal Bill of Rights."

As a UN Delegate, you are bound by the laws and resolutions of the United Nations.

You are hereby ordered to cease and desist any further production of your trafficking of children or any other persons from other nations, or the Grand Republic of One World Alliance will forcibly remove your government from power, pursuant to the United Nations Security Act Resolution.

If you do not respond with your unconditional acceptance of these terms, this will be considered an act of defiance of International Law, and thus, an act of war.

You have forty-eight hours from the time of this notice to respond, or you will forfeit your rights to defend yourself of these grave charges or assuage the Republic.


-His Excellency, Chancellor Nicolae Augustus of the Grand Republic of One World Alliance

OOC: The UN doesn't exist in II.

IC:

We would be happy to refuse. Should any of your child molesters come near our nation, they will be slaughtered brutally. Have a nice day.

So I take it nobody else noticed his nation name...?

That is why he disgusts me, not because of what he asked for. I thought more people would have known about that.

(Is this a case for the mods?)

The first of your citizens to come within a mile of my nation will be shot.:sniper: So will the second, third, fourth, and so, and with your small population you couldn't really afford that.:mp5: There's plenty of issues you can use to increase your population.

OOC: The UN doesn't exist in II.


OOC: says who?

Um, the UN has never been regarded as a functioning RP element here in II.

We are desparetly in need of children in our country. We well pay top dollar to any nation that provides us male or female children of any age under 18. We need men to build strong milatary and we need women to be prostitues for solidiers so they have a high morale.

We must respectfully decline your offer. All available children are currently utilized with proper physical labor.

OOC: says who?
Pretty much everyone here, actually. And for god's sake, the name horrifies me. Wonder if it's actionable...

Um, the UN has never been regarded as a functioning RP element here in II.

Oh, sorry then, my bad!

But then what's the point of the UN?

Um, the UN has never been regarded as a functioning RP element here in II.

OOC: Not a functioning RP element, however it's existance has had impact. Especially in the matter of those pesky UN gnomes. Technicly speaking, a member of the UN must abide by UN rules even in terms of RP because they are RPing their nation as it exists on the page unless otherwise worked out. I'm pretty sure I've seen the mods make the call that UN regulations apply in II to a nations RP stance, but only when it's something major like this.
Either way this is just sick and not worth my IC time.

Oh, sorry then, my bad!

But then what's the point of the UN?

II isn't all of NS, that's why.

OOC: Just as a note, this seems to be someone's gimmick nation.

II isn't all of NS, that's why.

that doesn't make much sense, I mean II is a part of NS, and we are roleplaying with our nations that we created on NS, and our nations are members of the UN, which is a RP function of NS. Sooooo, logically, if our nations that we're using, who are members of the UN, that has rules and resolutions that are passed, why would that not play a part in the RP? What's the purpose of the UN if not to be applied to RP?

I'm not arguing, I accept whatever you guys are saying, I'm just asking so that I understand. :)

and our nations are members of the UN,

OOC Wrong

OOC Wrong

well, mine is and the nation that posted this thread is


obviously, if a nation wasn't a part of the UN, then the UN resolutions wouldn't apply, RP issues aside.

OOC: Your first assumption is your weakness. Some of us don't RP with our nations we created on NS. I RP two closely connected sovereign entities, the Leafanistani Red Mafia which managed to get so powerful it seized territory with the help of the Pudites and Corporate Soldiers, the other is the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan which has an actual country. And neither is a member of the UN.

Okay, i understand that


if your nations isn't a part of the UN, then obviously the UN resolutions wouldn't apply to your nation, because you're not a nation of the UN

however, the founder of this thread IS a member of the UN

soooo, my post was directed to him, who is a member of the UN

Obviously, you wouldn't be held accountable to the standards and resolutions of the UN because you're not a member

There can be nations in existence that are not a part of the UN, that is an acceptable part of the RP. But my question is regarding nations who are a part of the UN, and are rping as if they're not. That seems contradictory to me and makes the entire UN aspect of NS pointless

that doesn't make much sense, I mean II is a part of NS, and we are roleplaying with our nations that we created on NS, and our nations are members of the UN, which is a RP function of NS. Sooooo, logically, if our nations that we're using, who are members of the UN, that has rules and resolutions that are passed, why would that not play a part in the RP? What's the purpose of the UN if not to be applied to RP?

I'm not arguing, I accept whatever you guys are saying, I'm just asking so that I understand. :)

OOC: Your first assumption is your weakness. Some of us don't RP with our nations we created on NS. I RP two closely connected sovereign entities, the Leafanistani Red Mafia which managed to get so powerful it seized territory with the help of the Pudites and Corporate Soldiers, the other is the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan which has an actual country. And neither is a member of the UN.

well, mine is and the nation that posted this thread is


obviously, if a nation wasn't a part of the UN, then the UN resolutions wouldn't apply, RP issues aside.

OOC you can be in the UN but don't mean you have to RP your nation as been in it

OOC you can be in the UN but don't mean you have to RP your nation as been in it

why not though? my question is what's the point of the UN?

I mean, the nations that we're rping here are created from NS. And, if we choose to have them members of the UN, then that should be reflected in our RPing. Otherwise, the UN is pointless.

It's like nations who are very new with a pop of 7 million but try to RP as if they have a billion strong pop. It doesn't make sense. They should RP to the abilities of their nation, in relevance to population, economy, and UN membership status.

OOC: The UN doesn't exist in II.
I have to disagree. As our nations and regions do exist, so does UN. You aren't forced to join it, you do it at your own will. UN is an integral part of the game which does affect your stats.


That UN doesn't have a magic sky force to rain its wrath on nations is another thing, and one that has been established. Yes, perhaps UN doesn't have powerful agents, and you can RP disobeying it or circumventing it, like Kenny does.

However, when certain nations take that responsibility on themselves, it's their right... and then you better remember UN.

I have to disagree. As our nations and regions do exist, so does UN. You aren't forced to join it, you do it at your own will. UN is an integral part of the game which does affect your stats.


That UN doesn't have a magic sky force to rain its wrath on nations is another thing, and one that has been established. Yes, perhaps UN doesn't have powerful agents, and you can RP disobeying it or circumventing it, like Kenny does.

However, when certain nations take that responsibility on themselves, it's their right... and then you better remember UN.

thank you, my thoughts exactly. :)

weather they are part of the NU is besides the point. either way, they have to stop.
hey, they want, children? they got it! I have ten year old school girls who could kick the snot out of twenty of your strongest men... AT THE SAME TIME! how about I send over a few so they can rescue these children from what I consider to be enslavement. I seriously doubt these children are doing this out of their own free will.

If you are so desperate for prostitutes, i am willing to trade you mindless, soulless clone puppets for such things. I can even make children versions for you . but I can't allow real children to be subjected to this. either free the childeren, or we free them for you.

Please carry on the debate on the UN's role in Moderation -- I'll start a thread on it. This thread is closed because the OP is in no condition to continue it.