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My nation needs to increase its currency stocks because all the extra trading is making me run out of my currency fast and many people want more and more of my currency.

Can someone point me to some bad nation that needs to be attacked so that I can get some more currency? Perhaps my nation could help a righteous nation while they attack a bad nation so that we can increase our currency stocks.

Thanks!

Message from the Director Secretary of Economic Investment

I have heard of your plans to make war on lesser nations to improve the overall value of your national currency. And while I do believe that it is possible to gain from such endevours, it does not seem the your nation is quite prepared for such moves. It may be that in order to increase your nation's economic strength, it simply needs proper foriegn investment. We may be able to help your nation if we see it as economically fit to do so. What natural resources does your nation possess? If possible, we would like a map of your nation sent in the response to our inquiry.

[DEI]

Message from the Director Secretary of Economic Investment

I have heard of your plans to make war on lesser nations to improve the overall value of your national currency. And while I do believe that it is possible to gain from such endevours, it does not seem the your nation is quite prepared for such moves. It may be that in order to increase your nation's economic strength, it simply needs proper foriegn investment. We may be able to help your nation if we see it as economically fit to do so. What natural resources does your nation possess? If possible, we would like a map of your nation sent in the response to our inquiry.

[DEI]

:D:D:D Hahahaha, Kro! Gotta love kapitalism and what it can do, eh?

Can someone point me to some bad nation that needs to be attacked so that I can get some more currency?

Vault 10. Evil corporations and all that stuff.

Myself, currently a nation with a racist government and has actively engaged in killing undesirables with its own borders.

Message from the Director Secretary of Economic Investment

I have heard of your plans to make war on lesser nations to improve the overall value of your national currency. And while I do believe that it is possible to gain from such endevours, it does not seem the your nation is quite prepared for such moves. It may be that in order to increase your nation's economic strength, it simply needs proper foriegn investment. We may be able to help your nation if we see it as economically fit to do so. What natural resources does your nation possess? If possible, we would like a map of your nation sent in the response to our inquiry.

[DEI]

My economy is doing fine, its the actual currency that I need. If my economy was bad, I wouldn't need the extra currency. People are going to be using foreign currency to buy local products. Other nations think that my currency is quite valuable and they are trying to buy as much as they can.... soon my currency will be worth the same as gold itself. I must have extra currency to enjoy my economic boom. I just need a bad nation that I can call my enemy and send out an expedition to gather more currency. Volunteering oneself can't work because then it would only be friendly competition and we do not gather currency from friendly competitors. That is just indecent, we offer proper burial for friends that we kill. We seek enemies, point out an evil nation and we will be happy. Hooah!

Emperor Ceasar of the ShogunKhan has spoken.

We may have found the ideal candidate, anyone want to join in the rescue expedition and/or the punitive expedition? The possible target is UIOT, here is what he has stated in a UN general discussion forum for the protection of orphaned children:


On the barren Islands of UIOT, orphans are used as fertilizer.

Or as weapons munitions test subjects...usually test are conducted in areas where future farming will occur.

It's a dual purpose initiative.

UIOT, Minister of Agriculture and Orphans

Shocking!

Just commenting that currency - bills, coinage and such generally have no value in and of itself - save to a numismatists or a coin collector, or if composed of noble metals. So why people are hoarding your currency is a mystery to me me. And why is going to war going to provide you with more of your currency?

It might provide you with more of your opponents currency but your own? Not likely. If your have inadequate stockpiles of your currency in current circulation, you might try the more peaceful method - and much simpler too! Mint More Of Your Own.

And if you can't stand the thought of Not Making War - might I suggest the very bad nation of Automagfreek? He loves teaching noobs the way to properly make war...

( and I actually managed to type that out with a straight face )

Perhaps, if your currency is worth as much as gold, you should use gold? Or merely print more currency?

Our currency is called the enemybone as you can see in the description of our great nation and that is how we "mint" our currency. We use the bones of our enemies to purchase things and many people find the enemybone valuable (foreigners find us funny for that but they know that we place great value upon it so when the foreigners want to buy things from us they find it easier to use our currency).

That is our initial problem, we can not "print" currency like you paper using folk. We gather up the bones of our fallen enemies and allow our religious workers to imprint/fashion the proper seal of approval from the Emperor.

We will investigate the nation of Automagfreek and see if they need to be corrected or if they are following the Wawa. We are sending our Wawis immediately. In the meantime what has the official representatives of Automagfreek have had to say in the forums?

We do not blindly choose anyone to be an enemy, he must pass certain conditional tests to be honored as our targets of destruction. We would explain our religion further and send you are Wawis to teach you the Wawa but only if you make an official request. We will post more information in the thread of NationStates (not the UN one) soon.

We have found our candidate!!! Any who wish to join in on the fun, please do not hesitate in informing us forthwith!!!

See the thread "No child left unarmed" in the UN forum, you will see who and why. (claiming in the orphan protection thread that he used orphans as fertilizer, sheesh).

Any who are friends with our nation and want to learn about our religion, please go to the NationStates forum and find the thread "Religion of ShogunKhan, The spread of Wonderful War".

See you there!

I'm going to keep my statement here as brief as possible to avoid wasting any more of my time than is necessary. On the issue of sending your 'Wawis' to our nation, I say this onto you: go fuck yourselves, it's not going to happen.

Any attempt at pressing the issue will result in a swift and appropriate response, believe that.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of International Affairs-

I'm going to keep my statement here as brief as possible to avoid wasting any more of my time than is necessary. On the issue of sending your 'Wawis' to our nation, I say this onto you: go fuck yourselves, it's not going to happen.

Any attempt at pressing the issue will result in a swift and appropriate response, believe that.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of International Affairs-

We never send Wawis to nations who do not want them. No need to be hostile towards us, the Wawis who are currently in your nation have been invited by some of your officials through the offer of cheese. Now that we know the issues, we are not going to bother the uninterested with the Wawa. You can be assured that wherever you look in your nation, you will not find any legitimate Wawi. Should you change your mind, we welcome mutual exchange of knowledge.

72-11-153 TT of Botrwa: "If any refuse to receive your wisdom, then move on because they have no wisdom to offer either." Look it up! Oh, so sorry, I forgot, you don't need any extra knowledge, we bow to your obvious intellect.

I would be extremely careful what you say towards those vastly superior to you. I can assure you there are no Wawis in Automagfreek, and if there were we would promptly arrest and dispose of them for spreading their heathen filth in our lands.

Your false beliefs are not wanted in AMF, and any attempt to press the issue will result in us taking steps that will not be to your liking.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of International Affairs-

We accede to your desire of having the last word on this issue. Your superiority is evident, we will not allow any Wawis to be caught within your borders. Since you are already assured that there are no Wawis in your country, you do not need to consider if there are any there, unless you doubt your own abilities?

We appreciate that the Nova Nippon have introduced the existence of your nation unto us. Without them, we would never have had the opportunity to approach you as we have. I suppose sports competitions are also not allowed?

A riddle for such a powerful one as you based upon the stories of the "Real World": Did Ghengis Khan conquer China or did China conquer Ghengis Khan?