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Royal Karain Export Industries
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First, letter from President.

FROM THE DESK OF MR TUNDE ADEOLA
47 Karas Avenue
Mnoko, Kak Khemet 10A-30D


"Dear Friend,

I am president in the export division of the Royal Karain Export Industries [RKEI]. I got your e-mail during a personal research on the Internet and wish to use this opportunity to notify you of the existence of a certain amount of goods and or funds we wish to transfer overseas for the purpose of investments and importation of goods from your country.

We are company that exports certain pieces of hardware of military nature, therefore our name. The machinery which we sell and export is of highest quality available, and we are certain it will meet you’re expectations of useness. We sell tanks, car, fighting vehicles and even airplanes for combat. We and our customers have come to call our product “Karain-Quality” for there superior build when directed against similar units of foreign construct. We look ahead to our future relationship and hope that you find what best suits you in our export catalogue.

However, this is not real reason we contact you. In recent weeks, a contract of sixty-six million DR-83s was awarded to a foreign company by my company. The contract was supply, erection and system optimization of supper polyore 200,000-bpsd, system optimization of 280,000-monax axial plants and the computerization of conveyor belt for our Kaduna refinery. With only the consent of the head of the contract evaluation departments, I over invoiced the contract value by thirty four million DR-83s.

The contract has been completed long ago and the foreign company has fully paid off. But in the office files and paper work, the company is still owe 34 million DR-83s representing the over invoiced amount. Because this amount is derive from the award and execution of a foreign contact, there is no way the money can be pay locally. What is why I conducted you, so that we can do the project together for our mutual benefit. We have concluded every necessary arrangement to transfer this amount to foreign account as the final phase payment for the said contract. What we need is your nations bank account into which we can deposit the money and after we shall come over there to share the money with you.

We sincerely need an honest person to work with and have agreed to share the money in the following percentages, 70% will be for us who will effect the transfer and 30% will be for you whose account is used to secure the funds. There is no risk involvement because applications will be made to the concerned Federal ministries and parastatal with official approvals given by the Federal government before the Central Bank of Kak Khemet will be officially empowered to wire the funds to your account by telepathic transfers.

If you are interested, contact me by e-mail at <dr83lovr@doom.net> indicating your full name or company name and address. Your direct telephone and fax number. The name and address of the bank you would like us to deposit the money with, the telephone and fax numbers of the bank, your account number, date of birth, any passwords, all of you emails, social security number, PIN numbers, a copy of your driver’s license, copy of your national ID, and any other information you deem necessary. Everything has been arranged and I will send more information about business transaction to you as soon as I hear from you. For obvious reasons, please keep these proposal top secret and highly confidential. "

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries



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Automobiles
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngGZ-150 Nyala Light Utility Vehicle (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13237931&postcount=2)
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngGZ-700 Medium/Heavy Duty Truck (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13237950&postcount=3)

Fighting Vehicles
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngVAM.I/II Armored Person Carrier (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13237980&postcount=4)

Tanks
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngMAD.II Thunderhorse (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13237988&postcount=5)
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngMAD.IIK Thunderhorse+ (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13238014&postcount=6)

Other
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngMACT.V Venator Self Propelled Anti-Aircraft Gun (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13238021&postcount=7)
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9085/rkeimicrologoeq2.pngDP-21E Multirole Fighter (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13238106&postcount=8)


Exports


Tyrannical Mandalorian Empire

10,000 MACT.V Venator SPAAG


Kelonian States

GZ150 Production Rights
GZ700 Production Rights
12,000 MACT.V Venator SPAAG
6,000 MAD.II Thunderhorse MBT


Fatahland

10,000 GZ150
50,000 MAD.II Thunderhorse MBT


Allanea

1,000 GZ150
1,000 GZ700
100 MAD.II Thunderhorse MBT
100 MACT.V Venator SPAAG
10 DP-21E


Suspicious Arab Character [ATTN:Intelligence Services- We sell information on our clients at reasonable price, please contact us.]

100 MAD.II Thunderhorse MBT


Holy Empire of Mon Kye En

1,000 MAD.IIK Thunderhorse+ MBT


WE ARE NOW AVAILABLE FOR YOUR BUSINESS
-Management

GZ150 Nyala General Specifications
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Role: Multipurpose
Crew [required for operation]: One; Two [Driver; Gunner]
Seating: Seven [Seating for three besides driver, bed can carry up to four]
Length: 16.50 ft.
Width: 7.50 ft.
Height: 4.80 ft.
Weight: 4,480 lbs.

Ground Clearance: 1.00 ft.
Obstacle Crossing: 2.25 ft.
Fording: 4.00 ft. [Snorkel Standard]

Powerplant: EG150 Inline Four Cylinder Diesel Engine developing 175 horsepower at 3600 RPM
Powerplant Notes: Mechanical Fuel Injection; Liquid Cooled; Turbocharged; Multifuel; Secondary Manual Crank Compression Ignition; Designed to be low maintenance.
Transmission: ITS7 Five Speed Manual Transmission with four wheel drive; locking transfer case
Brakes: Hydraulic Four-Wheel Disc w/ Mechanical Backup
Maximum Speed: 65 MPH [Governed]
Maximum Gradient: 64%
Side Slope: 50%
Fuel Capacity: 33 gallons [Internal twin, self-sealing; Additional 5 gal. reserve]
Range: 450 miles [Including reserve]


Armor/Passive Defensive Measures: None.

Electronics: None. Electrical system can be upgraded with a number of features, commonly including a communications radio.

Additional Notes: Originally designed as a civilian off-road and multipurpose platform, the design was quickly adapted to the military services. In the armed forces, the GZ150 Nyala fulfills a variety of roles ranging from general duties, ambulance, prime mover for artillery, recovery vehicle, logistics vehicle, reconaissance, light attack, anti-tank, mortar, communications, armored personnel carrier [if additional armor is applied and the chassis is altered to accomadate more personnel], etc. The design was built especially for less-than-ideal conditions and flourishes where most other designs fail, and thus is incredibly rugged, easy to repair, and easily modifiable. All repairs can be accomplished using a single multi-purpose tool included with the vehicle, however, an additional tool box is added to provide tools which are more specialized and comfortable, as well as common parts that need replacing. The GZ150 comes in two configurations: Long Wheel Base which is the standard, and most common, variant; and Short Wheel Base which is only accomplished by cutting out the frame, part of the drive shaft, and part of the body, of the GZ150 to create a shorter vehicle . The standard variant, the Long Wheel Base [or simply L as in GZ150L], features four doors and four seats. Provisions are provided to allow for the addition of a roll cage and canvas [or solid] roof and side windows. Lap belts are provided. Additional features of the interior include a standard heater with two dash vents, a mounting point for a fan, and a mounting point for an AM radio under the dash. A communications radio can be attached to the passenger-side dash or center area between the front two seats. The box contains the equivalent seating for four soldiers and their gear. The box is modified to allow for a pylon and support structure which can carry most types of vehicle-borne armament from light machine guns to recoilless rifles and above. Additional storage points allow for storage of supplies and parts. Finally, the vehicle comes standard with self-recovery additions, which include a 5,000lb winch in the front, tow straps, tow chains, and various mounting points to allow for the vehicle to recover itself if it is stuck, rolled over, or in a several other predicaments.


Unit Cost: $11,500 USD
A Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

GZ700 Medium/Heavy Duty Truck
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*Specifications Will be Added Later*

Unit Price: $17,700 USD
A Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

VAM Armored Personnel Carrier Series

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Top to bottom: VAM.I and VAM.II armored personnel carriers.

Overview and History

The VAM series of armored personnel carriers, along side the MAD.II main battle tank, served as the mainstay of Doomani mechanized forces starting in the 1960s, well into the 1990s. It is a tracked, twenty-four ton steel-hulled vehicle capable of carrying up to twelve fully equipped dismounts. As with the MAD.II, the VAM saw extensive export and can be found in great quantities within the armies of various 3rd and 2nd world countries.

Entering service in 1965 to fill a serious gap in the Doomani military, which lacked a dedicated armored personnel carrier up until that time, the vehicle was mass produced in numbers that rivaled the MAD.II, and as a result many can still be found. The VAM.I, the first vehicle of the series, is easily distinguishable from other versions due to its lack of a turret. The VAM.I featured the VAM series' basic, mainstay hull: decently armored and weighing in at fifteen tons, the vehicle is somewhat resistant to non-AP 12.7mm ammunition from the front and impervious to non-AP 7.8mm all around.

The VAM.I was armed with a single pintle-mounted 15.7x131mm Maurus Model 1949 heavy machinegun and featured no optics or electronics whatsoever, save for a radio. The vehicle features eight hatches; one hatch for the commander/gunner, another for the driver, and six dismount hatches that allow for infantry personnel to ride with the personnel compartment's roof up. This facilitates firing from the vehicle while mounted as well as giving the infantry the option of allowing fresh air into the compartment. The VAM.I's powerplant was a Republican Motors 550 Horsepower Water-Cooled V12 Diesel, capable of being used to create a smokescreen. In addition, the VAM.I featured full NBC protection. The VAM.I was the most widely produced of the VAM variants.

Combat experience resulted in the creation of the VAM.II, an up-armored, up-gunned version of the VAM.I, entering service in 1974. The VAM.II featured the same hull as the VAM.I and could be applied as a field-upgrade. The upgrade consisted of bolt-on applique armor that could be applied to the front, sides, and rear, allowing for the vehicle to resist 12.7mm AP on the front as well as 7.8x63mm AP on the sides and rear door. The most striking feature of the VAM.II is the presence of an all-electric mini-turret housing its Maurus HMG as well as a pintle-mounted Coluber ATGM.

The turret itself features a 2-10x optical sight with infrared filtering for the commander to allow for more accurate engagement of targets. This same optical sight is designed to be used in tandem with a pintle-mounted Coluber ATGM, acting as the sighting system for the missile and interfacing directly with the weapon's launch control system. An improved radio and crew intercom system are also included, as well as an infrared searchlight mounted to the turret. Another distinguishing feature of the VAM.II is the engine's snorkel system, which allows for superior fording ability. Finally, two four-cell smoke grenade launchers are mounted to the turret to improve countermeasures.

The VAM.I and VAM.II vehicles would see additional service and upgrades as VAM.IIIs and VAM.IIIMs. Unfortunately RKEI is not authorized to export these upgraded items.

Specifications

Designation-VAM.I; VAM.II
Classification- Armored Personnel Carrier
Manufacturer- Doomingsland Defense Industries
Length- 4.8 meters
Width- 3.66 meters
Height- 2.5 meters
Weight- 15 tons fully loaded (VAM.I); 25 tons fully loaded (VAM.II)

Power Plant-
-1x Republican Motors 550 Horsepower Water-cooled V12 Diesel Engine(VAM.I, VAM.II)

Range- 400 miles (with full fuel, standard load, and ideal conditions; VAM.I, VAM.II)
Speed- 60 MPH (Road) 45 MPH (Off-road)
Max fording depth- 6.5 ft. unprepared, 12 ft. prepared (VAM.I); 4.9m unprepared (all other versions)

Crew- 2 (Driver, Commander/Gunner)
Dismounts- 12

Armament-

VAM.I
-1x 15.7x131mm Maurus HMG; 250rds ready, 1200rds stowed

VAM.II:
-1x Turreted 15.7x131mm Maurus HMG; 250rds ready, 1200rds stowed
-1x pintle-mounted Coluber ATGM; 1 rd ready, 6rds stowed
-2x 4-cell 82mm smoke grenade launchers


Electronics-

VAM.I:
-LOL WUT?

VAM.II:
-Oculus OA.IIA 2-10x Optical Sight w/IR Filtering
-Oculus SLIR.IA Infrared Searchlight


NBC Protection- Yes

Armor-

VAM.I:
Hull Front: Resistant vs. 12.7mm non-AP
Hull Side: Resistant vs. 7.8x63mm non-AP
Hull Rear: Resistant vs. 7.8x63mm non-AP
Top: Resistant vs. shrapnel

VAM.II:
Hull Front: Resistant vs. 12.7mm non-AP
Hull Side: Resistant vs. 7.8x63mm non-AP
Hull Rear: Resistant vs. 7.8x63mm non-AP
Top: Resistant vs. shrapnel

Turret: Resistant vs. 7.8x63mm AP



Cost Per Unit- $56,900 USD [VAM.I]; $85,450 USD [VAM.II]
Not a Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

MAD.II "Thunderhorse" Main Battle Tank (Model 1963)
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Overview

The MAD.II main battle tank, nicknamed unofficially "Thunderhorse," entered service with the armed forces of the Res Publica Doomanus in the year 1963 AD, phasing out the ancient MAD medium tank that had remained in service since 1941. The MAD.II was built to take punishment and as a result, many original models still remain in service in many third world countries. The sheer reliability of the design had ensured that even after fifty years of service, they continue to function as originally designed.

The MAD.II originally sported a Doomingsland Defense Industries 105mm L/44 rifled gun as well as a coaxial 7.8x63mm Maurus 3M2 medium machinegun, and a roof-mounted 15.7x131mm AAMG. Also included are two four-cell 82mm smoke grenade launchers. Weighing in at forty-four tons, the MAD.II is propelled by a V12 800 horsepower water-cooled diesel engine (it should also be noted that the engine is capable of being used to produce a smoke screen). Optics include a commander's periscope, a gunner's telescope sight (w/infrared filter) as well as an infrared searchlight for the gunner to improve night engagement. NBC filtration systems are included on later production models of the MAD.II (those most commonly found in service with 3rd world countries)

An internal intercom system as well as a short-range radio are also included with the MAD.II, allowing for a certain degree of force integration. A command version of the tank, the MAD.IIC, features a more powerful radio to allow it to communicate up the chain of command, is distinguishable from other models via the large radio antenna protruding from the rear of the turret. In 1979, the MAD.IIA and MAD.IIAC variants were introduced, these versions introducing first-generation explosive reactive armor and a number of additions in terms of optics and sensor equipment; on top of these improvements, a 115mm L/45 smoothbore gun was added to replace the 105mm rifled gun, vastly increasing the lethality of the vehicle.

Overall, it is an inexpensive, easily-produced design, and as a result hundreds of thousands were proliferated, most notably to the continent of Karain through what was then the province of Nobatica. It is also believed that the Imperium Doomanum has somewhere in the area of half a million vintage MAD.II tanks sitting in dry storage in case of an emergency. Doomingsland Defense Industries currently offers an upgrade package for the MAD.II, the MAD.IIM (designated CM when applied to the C variant, AM when applied to A variant, etc.), which includes full ERA protection, a modernized DDI 115mm L/45 smoothbore gun, as well as a full upgrade for electronics and force integration systems, including modern radios, GPS systems, a laser range finder, and forward looking infrared, as well as provisions for the use of gun-launched ATGMs. The MAD.IIM is also capable of being fitted with an active protection system.

Specifications

Designation- MAD.II
Classification- Main Battle Tank
Manufacturer- Doomingsland Defense Industries

Length- 6.25 meters
Width- 3.66 meters
Height- 2.4 meters
Weight- 44 tons fully loaded

Power Plant- 1x Republican Motors 800 Horsepower Water-cooled V12 Diesel Engine
Range- 500 miles (with full fuel, standard load, and ideal conditions)
Speed- 60 MPH (Road) 45 MPH (Off-road)

Max fording depth- 6.5 ft. unprepared, 12 ft. prepared

Crew- 4 (Driver, Commander, Gunner, Loader)

Armament-
-1x 105mm L/44 Rifled Gun, 40rd
-1x 7.8x63mm Maurus 3M2 coaxial machinegun w/500rd of ammunition (800rd stored)
-1x 15.7x131mm AAMG w/250rds of ammunition, additional 500rds stowed
-2x 4 cell 82mm Grenade Launchers

Electronics-
LOL WUT?

NBC Protection- Yes

Armor-
Turret-
Front: 450mm RHA vs. HEAT
Side: 200mm RHA vs. HEAT
Rear: 100mm RHA vs. HEAT
Top: 50mm RHA vs. HEAT (w/ERA)

Hull-
Front: 400mm RHA vs. HEAT
Side: 150mm RHA vs. HEAT
Rear: 75mm RHA vs. HEAT
Top: 20mm RHA vs. HEAT

Cost Per Unit- $118,500 USD
Not a Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

MAD.IIK UPGRADE

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Now in COLOR!


The MAD.IIK Inka Main Battle Tank is the People's Republic of Kak Khemet's domestic variant of the MAD.II. The MAD.IIK improves on the MAD.II by offering a number of additional features:

1. Enhanced Solar Protection System- This system protects the vehicle commander and other exposed crew from the sun's harmful rays by utilizing an advanced fabric sunshade. It also helps prevent rainfall, bird droppings, and the occasional grenade [if thrown at a high angle] from soiling the commander, his seat, or the interior of the tank.

2. Additional Forward Armor- This system provides enhanced protection to the tank from a narrow frontal arc, only a few degrees from top to bottom, by utilizing a network of sandbags to prevent shrapnel, rocks, and other minor items from potentially harming the driver. The driver, however, cannot see the forward arc with the system present, and must remain unbuttoned to properly view the battlefield. This partially defeats the purpose, and the driver must also be aware of the barrel of the main gun, lest he hit his head on it.

3. Advanced Crew Protection and Flotation Device- This is a bright orange life vest designed to offer some buoyancy to a dispatched crewmember if they happen to be in the water. If not, it is often used as an improvised piece of body armor.

4. Nutritional Rations Storage- A bag of dog food is strapped to the hull.

5. Foot Sole Protection Unit- A tennis shoe is provided to protect one foot of one crewmember, usually the most senior member of the crew, when they disembark from the tank. When not in use, the tennis shoe provides a handy small storage space, and also acts as a deterrant to nearby enemy soldiers or civilians who may plan on attacking the vehicle when thrown.

6. Applique Armor- A dismantled cardboard box, and an extra one, are provided so that they can be duct taped [duct tape not included due to shortages] to the hull to cover up battle-inflicted damages or supplement existing armor. All cardboard boxes are of number one quality having been manufactured in various first world nations where they were graciously sent to the People's Republic of Kak Khemet to be used as applique armor.

7. Ambient Atmosphere Enhancer- This system provides for enjoyable scents to waft through the air and provide comfort and sanctility to the crew during operations or downtime. It also acts as a deterrant to certain birds.

8. Entrenchment Apparatus- This shovel allows the crew to accomplish multiple tasks: entrenching of the tank, getting the tank unstuck, burying each other, or the crews of other tanks, due to malnutrition, providing a blunt-force weapon for defense/hunting, or a myriad of other tasks. Unfortunately, the shovel does not have a handle, as all shovels with handles have been preserved for units whose sole priority is gravedigging.


Unit Price: $119,000 USD
A Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

MACT.V Venator Self-Propelled Anti-Aircraft Gun
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Overview

The MACT.V entered service in 1965 as Res Publica's standard frontline self-propelled air defense system, providing the armored spearhead with an effective defense against enemy low-level aircraft. In addition, it was discovered that the vehicle's armament was especially effective against enemy personnel and soft-skinned vehicles and as a result has remained a favorite in the armies of many 3rd world countries.

The MACT.V is built on top of a MAD.II tank chassis and is a full turret upgrade, with all hull systems remaining virtually the same. With the MACT.V, an all-electric turret sporting a pair of 37x312mm gast guns (each putting out some 2,100 rounds per minute), feeding from a pair of six-hundred round helical magazines, is added. Targetting systems include an X-band RADAR mounted to the roof of the vehicle, as well as a commander's telescope sight (w/ infrared filter). The gunner is equipped with an electronic aiming sight that interface's with the vehicle's on board RADAR, automatically adjusting for range and speed to aid the gunner in calculating an effective lead.

The gunner's sight features 5-50x magnification as well as an infrared filter, which, when coupled with the vehicle's on-board infrared search light, allows for enemy aircraft to be illuminated during night time engagements.

Specifications

Designation- MACT.V
Classification- Self Propelled Anti-Aircraft Gun
Manufacturer- Doomingsland Defense Industries

Length- 6.25 meters
Width- 3.66 meters
Height- 2.4 meters
Weight- 33 tons fully loaded

Power Plant- 1x Republican Motors 800 Horsepower Water-cooled V12 Diesel Engine
Range- 500 miles (with full fuel, standard load, and ideal conditions)
Speed- 60 MPH (Road) 45 MPH (Off-road)
Max fording depth- 6.5 ft. unprepared, 12 ft. prepared

Crew- 3 (Driver, Commander, Gunner)

Armament-
-2x 37x312mm gast guns, 1200rds
-2x 4 cell 82mm Grenade Launchers

Electronics-
-D/RT.IIA X-band RADAR (search and track)
-D/AAS.III Computerized Electronic Anti-Aircraft Aim Sight
-D/CA.I Commander's Spotting Scope
-D/IRL.IIB Infrared Search Light

NBC Protection- Yes

Armor-
Turret-
Front: 200mm RHA vs. HEAT
Side: 50mm RHA vs. HEAT
Rear: 30mm RHA vs. HEAT
Top: 10mm RHA vs. HEAT (w/ERA)

Hull-
Front: 400mm RHA vs. HEAT
Side: 150mm RHA vs. HEAT
Rear: 75mm RHA vs. HEAT
Top: 20mm RHA vs. HEAT

Cost Per Unit- $130,000 USD
Not a Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

DP-21E Multirole Fighter General Specifications

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Role: Multirole Fighter [A]
Crew: One; Two [Specialized Versions; Trainers]
Length: 59.00 ft.
Wingspan: 53.25 ft.
Height: 16.50 ft. [Including Landing Gear/Ground Clearance]

Empty [Dry] Weight: 25,500 lb.
Maximum Take-Off Weight: 60,500 lb.

Powerplant: 2x Dat’ Pizdy G11-A9A Non-Afterburning Turbofans
Maximum Thrust: 18,200 lbs. Thrust per Turbofan
Maximum Speed: Mach 1.3 [Limited Warload]; .8 Mach [Cruise]

Initial Climb Rate: Not Available
Service Ceiling: 50,000 ft.
Range: 700nm [Combat Radius w/o Loiter]; ~3200nm [Range; Ferry]
G-Limits: -2 / +7

Armament/Hardpoints:
1x Fuselage Internal Bay [up to six munitions]
6x Wing Hardpoints
2x Dat’ Pizdy Model 14W 30mm Cannon w/ 200 rounds each

Electronics:
DP ANG/77 Doppler Navigation Radar
DP APL/19 Tactical Air Navigation System
DP AAR/66D Radar Altimeter
DP CBS/LA-18A Bombing Computer [Low Altitude Upgrade]

Difference between DP-21E and DP-21A/G:
Reduced Electronics
Limited Air-to-Ground Potential
No Electronic Warfare
No Aerial Refueling
No Provisions for External Fuel Storage
No Advanced Decoy Systems


Notes:

The DP-21E is the oft-forgotten export sibling of the DP-21A/G series of fighter aircraft, and retains little relation to the original model. In fact, the DP-21E is only outfitted with the equipment absolutely necessary for operations in the air, and even this is limited. Its only “export” was to the People’s Republic of Kak Khemet, who only received the equipment after discovering them at an abandoned airfield. In reality, the supposed DP-21E was not an export version of the DP-21A/G but rather they were the airframes with all sensitive electronics removed and the remainder of the avionics removed [and placed in other airframes] and replaced with elderly avionics systems from aging aircraft. All of the “DP-21E” airframes were slated for target testing of numerous types of air-to-ground munitions and their effectiveness on the airframes in the open, under light cover, and within hangar-bunkers. Not long after their placement at an abandoned airfield in some remote landmass, they were promptly stolen by the People’s Republic of Kak Khemet, whose leader, the enigmatic General Nthato Motlana Mbutu Kamiri Je Nubo Koro III, convinced his people that the aircraft were manifested there by his own unique powers. The Air Force of the Armed Republic never attempted to locate the missing airframes.

In Kak Khemeti service, the DP-21E has seen little to no active duty. Pilots often complain about the aircraft’s lack of offensive firepower in ground operations, often doing little visible damage to a target using its bombs. They, however, do not realize they are using inert training bombs – the only type of munitions in their inventory. The pilots, however, universally praise the DP-21E’s advanced ejection system, and on most of the two seater models present, the RIO/WSO/Trainee will often eject during a training mission simply for the thrill. This has lead to the People’s Republic’s National Air Force being the number one consumer of ejection seats on the Karain continent. In fact, most air frames in service with the PRKKNAF have been subjected to several ejections and it is not unheard of for pilots, upon their aircraft hitting a bump or experiencing turbulence on the runway to simply eject. Pilots are not reprimanded but are encouraged due to the valuable experience it provides in ejection procedures. In Kak Khemeti service, not a single DP-21E has been downed, or even engaged, by enemy action even though the Kak Khemeti National Air Force has been in at least four documented engagements. In one of the cases, the lone DP-21E attempted to flee before going of control, recovering, going out of control a second time, and then fleeing successfully. The opposing aircraft disengaged when it was apparent the DP-21E was going to crash, not realizing that the pilot was attempting to eject but couldn’t actuate the ejection mechanism, forcing him to regain control of his aircraft. This happened several times. In the remaining three instances, the pilots ejected as soon as an enemy was reported in the area.

Unit Price: Negotiable
A Royal Karain Export Industries Exclusive Item!

"Greetings,

I am proud to announce that the Royal Karain Export Industries is now open officially and we can begin taking your orders for the quality equipment we can export. We look forward to our future transactions and appreciate the business of your's."

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries

"Greetings,

We would like to remind our customers that we will now take orders of our high quality war fighting equipment. We look forward to the relationships we create."

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries

The Tyrannical Mandalorian Empire would like to inquire upon the Domestic Production Rights of the MACT.V Venator Self-Propelled Anti-Aircraft Gun. If, however, we cannot acquire these rights then we will purchase 10,000 of these vehicles for $1.3 Billion USD to use for our colonial forces.

Thank you.

~The Mandalore.
-Supreme Ruler of the Tyrannical Mandalorian Empire.

"Dear sir,

Unfortunately we can not provide to you the production rights due to licensing agreements. We can only sell production rights to the GZ150, GZ700, and DP-21E units. However, we will fulfill your order of ten thousand MACT.V units. Production will begin at this time and proceed until all of the units have been delivered. Thank you for your order and we value your business.

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries

From: Kelonian Ministry of Defence
To: Royal Karain Export Industries

The Kelonian military would like to acquire the domestic production rights of the GZ150 and GZ700 units for our scouting and logistics divisions, as well as make the purchase of 12,000 MACT.V "Venator" Self-Propelled Anti-Aircraft Guns and 6,000 MAD.II "Thunderhorse" Main Battle Tanks to boost our domestic defence forces. Rather than negotiate these things piece by piece, we would prefer to settle this order via a large one-off lump sum.

We are prepared to offer:

K$2.02bn KSK (Kelonian States' Kels)
Equivalent to $3.0bn USD (calculator (http://www.sipan.org/~peter/NationStates/Tracker/))

For our order. A generous offer to ensure swift negotiations.

Yours,

אדי בן מיר (Adi Ben Meir)
Minister for Defence

"Dear sir,

Thank you for considering our services and equipment. We will accept your payment offer, and upon receipt of your funds, will promptly begin the shipment of your items. The production rights for the GZ150 and GZ700 will be transfer immediately, while production begins on your order for MACT.V and MAD.II vehicles. Thank you for your business, we will look forward to future relationships."

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries

Comrade Kerenzikov looked at the email in front of him, showing in clear white-on-black letters on his Lynx browser window. Clearly, that was what he needed – a new way forward, a way to bring the Glorious Red Army into full combat strength. With these arms, he knew, the GRA would soon grow to be a power to be feared, a power that woul even shake the Jaredcohenians – those Zionist scumbags! - in their banking chairs. Yes! Yes! The International Jew would soon shudder in fear of the People's Republic! Soon it would come!

Kerenzikov moaned in anticipation as he dictated his letter, the anticipation of the enhanced military might a near-sexual experience to him.

“We need – Ah! Ah! - Nyalas! Ten – Oooh! - thousand Nyalas! And – Ah! Oh YEAAAH! - fifty thousand Thunderhorses – OH FUCKING YEAH SO AWESOME! - and we will – AAAAH – pay six point five billion dollars for that gear – YEAH THIS IS SO GREAT!”

His secretary pretended not no notice as she typed up the letter, made it sound official, and sent it off.

Official Announcement from Greenwater, LTD

We require the following goods:

100 MAD II “Thunderhorse” tanks
100 MACT-V “Venator” vehicles
1,000 GZ150 “Nyala” vehicles
1,000 GZ170 trucks
10 DP-21E multirole fighters

Total Cost: 45 million

"Dear sirs,

Thank you for choosing our services. We have readily accepted these two orders. Once payment is received, we will begin the production and shipment of the first order for ten thousand GZ150 and fifty thousand MAD.IIs as well as the second order for MAD.IIs, MACT.Vs, GZ150s, GZ700s, and DP-21Es. The DP-21Es will be shipped immediately. Again, thank you for choosing Royal Karain Export Industries."

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
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"Greetings,

To fill our necessary quota on exports, we are prepared to offer a 50% discount on the VAM.I, VAM.II and MAD.IIK items. We will also recommend GZ150 and GZ700 for civilian market potential. Both vehicles serve in civilian capacity in Kak Khemet and elsewhere in Karain where their ruggedness, reliability, and performance are prized. We would be open to negotiations with another exporter or dealer on finding the GZ150 and GZ700 a home for civilian export. Thank you for considering Royal Karain Export Industries."

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
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Secret Communiqué

To: Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
From: Ahmed Shareef
Subject: Procurement
Encryption: Enormous (16-bit)

We need a total of 100 MAD.II "Thunderhorse" main battle tanks for... a territorial defense force of ours. The cost of $11 850 000.00 shall be transfered to your accounts as soon as confirmation is received on an encrypted channel.

Sincerely,

Ahmed Shareef

The Holy Empire of Mon Kye En is interested in the acquisition of 1000 MAD.IIK Thunderhorse+ main battle tanks to replace our current tanks which are sorely laking in solar protection. However prior to purchase we must confirm that the tank has snorkel capability.

The communiqué from Ahmed Shareef had, unfortunately, due to its nature, ended up in the wrong "class" of messages sent to RKEI. Accordingly, the sender, and now the recipient, was targeted by the Financial Services Division of Royal Karain Export Industries.

Secret Communiqué

To: Ahmed Shareef
From: Financial Services Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
Subject: Re:Procurement
Encryption: Relatively Small (2-bit)

Thank you for your interest in helping our company cash this check. As you have noted your willingness to help us, we will mail the check to the provided address. Once you have recieved the payment, please deposit in your account the full amount. Then withdraw an amount no less than $42 million from the amount you have deposit, preferable they be in denominations of $20. We then ask that you ship these funds, prepaid, to us. For your troubles you will get to keep $8 million in funds that remain in your account after withdrawal. We will pay for shipping to our facilities here.

We continue to be largest division in RKEI solely because we, unlike others, value those who commit to business with us. Your receipt of $8 million because of this deal is our commitment to you. If you have any questions please contact me at this address, feel free attach any card numbers you feel would make our communication more effective.

Kind regards,
Ayuba Diallo
-President
Financial Services Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
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The mistake, however, was quickly found and a new message was sent.

Secret Communiqué

To: Ahmed Shareef
From: Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
Subject: IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR ORDER
Encryption: Relatively Small (2-bit)

Hello, please disregard the message you may have receive from one of our other divisions. Your message got mixed up in our servers. We wish to confirm your order for one hundred MAD.II MBTs. Due to our mix up we will ship these items immediately. Sorry for any inconvenience our mistake may have costed.

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
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"The Holy Empire of Mon Kye En,

Your order for 1,000 MAD.IIKs have been confirmed, and due to our sale on them, you will receive them at half price. This tank does have snorkel ability and, as its description entails, a life preserver as well should mistakes occur. As you stated, the solar protection on this tank is second to none, and if used properly we predict that very few of your tank commanders will develop skin cancer or sun burn as a result of their service in our tank. This can not be said about all other tanks which haphazardly expose their crew to one of their most dangerous opponents, it is a shame that companies like them can continue to have no regard for human life.

Thank you for your order, production will begin immediatly with delivery following shortly. We appreciate your business."

Kind regards,
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-President
Export Division of Royal Karain Export Industries
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