Allanea
20-11-2007, 02:40
ANN News Report
After multiple terms with a Libertarian in charge, Allanea now has a change of leadership. In these elections, the Republican nominee, Emerson Scalding, has triumphed with an unbelievable 61% of the popular vote. Never before had the GOP been so popular in the United States, never before have voters given the President such a wide mandate.
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President Scalding after his electoral victory yesterday
President Scalding is a veteran of multiple conflicts. He served in the 284th Alan Keyes Mechanized Infantry Division Assault Batallion, and has personally killed 128 enemy troops, of them 45 pro-Doomani Africans, three Doomani, 10 Questarians, 55 Atopians, 10 Antanjylians and five secularist terrorists inside Allanea itself. Of these people, Scalding killed thirteen with his bare hands.
Scalding's military credential have been a huge boost to his campaign, and a photograph taken during the Iragian Campaign of Scalding holding a still-living Communist infantryman by the throat with one hand, while delivering a killing blow with the fist of the other has been used extensively by the Scalding '08 team.
Scalding's positions on key issues are outline below:
On taxes:
“I will not raise taxes under any circumstances. Rather, I will reduce needless corporate welfare and education spending even further, to relieve the long-suffering Allanean taxpayer of his burden. The military's procurement budget will be capped at six trillion dollars per year.”
On foreign policy:
“You know what the problem is? We're not killing enough people, and that's wrong.”
On Communism:
“Kill the communists, kill the racists, kill the slavers, kill the fascists, kill until we've freed the entire world. There are nations we can't invade right now – like Doomingsland – because they help us kill communists and provide us with weapons. But the peacenik policies of the Libertarian party have no place in our politics.”
“We need more explosions.”
On Menelmacar and the C'tan:
“Look, the elves and necrontyr are nice. They are very nice. But there are limits. As such, my first act as President is to cease accepting any and all foreign military support funds from the necrontyr. I bear no ill feelings to our friends, but we're our own nation and we don't need that funding. Further, I am ready to pay Menelmacar a sum of one hundred billion dollars a year, provided they use it solely for their military.”
In related news, the air force carried out a surgical air strike on a Communist rebel position in the Hash. Five terrorists have been killed. The attack has been timed precisely with the President's inaugural address and as such is a likely portent of the future of his presidency.
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Communist position in the Hash.
After multiple terms with a Libertarian in charge, Allanea now has a change of leadership. In these elections, the Republican nominee, Emerson Scalding, has triumphed with an unbelievable 61% of the popular vote. Never before had the GOP been so popular in the United States, never before have voters given the President such a wide mandate.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/allanea/characters/Scalding.jpg
President Scalding after his electoral victory yesterday
President Scalding is a veteran of multiple conflicts. He served in the 284th Alan Keyes Mechanized Infantry Division Assault Batallion, and has personally killed 128 enemy troops, of them 45 pro-Doomani Africans, three Doomani, 10 Questarians, 55 Atopians, 10 Antanjylians and five secularist terrorists inside Allanea itself. Of these people, Scalding killed thirteen with his bare hands.
Scalding's military credential have been a huge boost to his campaign, and a photograph taken during the Iragian Campaign of Scalding holding a still-living Communist infantryman by the throat with one hand, while delivering a killing blow with the fist of the other has been used extensively by the Scalding '08 team.
Scalding's positions on key issues are outline below:
On taxes:
“I will not raise taxes under any circumstances. Rather, I will reduce needless corporate welfare and education spending even further, to relieve the long-suffering Allanean taxpayer of his burden. The military's procurement budget will be capped at six trillion dollars per year.”
On foreign policy:
“You know what the problem is? We're not killing enough people, and that's wrong.”
On Communism:
“Kill the communists, kill the racists, kill the slavers, kill the fascists, kill until we've freed the entire world. There are nations we can't invade right now – like Doomingsland – because they help us kill communists and provide us with weapons. But the peacenik policies of the Libertarian party have no place in our politics.”
“We need more explosions.”
On Menelmacar and the C'tan:
“Look, the elves and necrontyr are nice. They are very nice. But there are limits. As such, my first act as President is to cease accepting any and all foreign military support funds from the necrontyr. I bear no ill feelings to our friends, but we're our own nation and we don't need that funding. Further, I am ready to pay Menelmacar a sum of one hundred billion dollars a year, provided they use it solely for their military.”
In related news, the air force carried out a surgical air strike on a Communist rebel position in the Hash. Five terrorists have been killed. The attack has been timed precisely with the President's inaugural address and as such is a likely portent of the future of his presidency.
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200612/r121148_386556.jpg
Communist position in the Hash.