Meadonia
17-11-2007, 12:40
Two days ago at approximately 5:30 PM, the dictator known only as "Nick the Wolf" exercised his authority as Chancellor over the media to broadcast the following speech to the citizens of Meadonia on ALL channels similtaniously:
"Gentlemen, prepare yourselves.
Last night top military scientists working in hidden underground laboratories made an important discovery. I won't bore you with the details since they're classified, and, lets face it I'm the only one with clearance, but it's big. Real big. World changing.
For some time now Meadonia under my leadership has remained a motionless, uninvolved player on the world stage. We have remained silently hidden in the shadows, waiting for our time to come. Gathering information, biding our time. Well my friends, that time has come to an end.
I offer the rest of the world a simple choice: stand aside as we pursue our goals, or we will crush you. I do so hate to resort to violence, I am not one with the stomach for it, but, well, sometimes we have to do things we don't want to.
Goodnight my friends."
The next day at approximately 9:00 AM, the Battleship [NAMEUNKNOWN] stationed in International Waters 10 miles off the coast of Meadonia recieved this spoken transmission:
"Hello, little one.
You are parked illegally -snort- Would the owner of the battleship please move your vehicle -giggle- or face impoundment."
Contact was lost soon after.
Meadonia is currently a member of the UN, so it's behaviour is somewhat suprising. We have approached the Senator for an explanation of these actions, or at the very least a declaration of war, bur when we found him, it was apparent that he was in no fit state to tell us anything. I will never forget the scene as he was dragged, giggling and naked from his office.
It would appear that Meadonia is preparing for war. Unfortunently, that's all we can tell you, after that, it's all guesswork. Little is known about Meadonia, its military, or its purpose. Attempts to discover more have been met with polite resistance. In fact, the last was met with the message "Now cut that out", before contact was lost.
The situation is serious.
-UN Briefing on the subject of Meadonia
OCC: I've taken Isa's advice and removed the name of the ship. Feel free to adopt it as your own/claim ownership
"Gentlemen, prepare yourselves.
Last night top military scientists working in hidden underground laboratories made an important discovery. I won't bore you with the details since they're classified, and, lets face it I'm the only one with clearance, but it's big. Real big. World changing.
For some time now Meadonia under my leadership has remained a motionless, uninvolved player on the world stage. We have remained silently hidden in the shadows, waiting for our time to come. Gathering information, biding our time. Well my friends, that time has come to an end.
I offer the rest of the world a simple choice: stand aside as we pursue our goals, or we will crush you. I do so hate to resort to violence, I am not one with the stomach for it, but, well, sometimes we have to do things we don't want to.
Goodnight my friends."
The next day at approximately 9:00 AM, the Battleship [NAMEUNKNOWN] stationed in International Waters 10 miles off the coast of Meadonia recieved this spoken transmission:
"Hello, little one.
You are parked illegally -snort- Would the owner of the battleship please move your vehicle -giggle- or face impoundment."
Contact was lost soon after.
Meadonia is currently a member of the UN, so it's behaviour is somewhat suprising. We have approached the Senator for an explanation of these actions, or at the very least a declaration of war, bur when we found him, it was apparent that he was in no fit state to tell us anything. I will never forget the scene as he was dragged, giggling and naked from his office.
It would appear that Meadonia is preparing for war. Unfortunently, that's all we can tell you, after that, it's all guesswork. Little is known about Meadonia, its military, or its purpose. Attempts to discover more have been met with polite resistance. In fact, the last was met with the message "Now cut that out", before contact was lost.
The situation is serious.
-UN Briefing on the subject of Meadonia
OCC: I've taken Isa's advice and removed the name of the ship. Feel free to adopt it as your own/claim ownership