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"The Whisky Revolution" (Or: What Happens When People Get Drunk) - MT Intro Thread

Minetova
13-11-2007, 19:13
(OOC: My intro. :) Enjoy.)

It just kind of started in a bar.

The Red Rooster was a dank, dreary hole on a dank, dreary street in a part of Port Orwell that was…well, you get the picture. It was one of those places that seemed to slouch between a pair of dilapidated houses like a drunkard being supported by the arms, with as welcoming a smell behind the half-opened door, and yet interestingly enough was one of the few places on Cloister Street that did not have a rat problem; perhaps they simply had standards higher than the regulars.

Inside, a television fuzzed static in an almost pedantic rhythm as it clung desperately to the brackets above the bar like a parrot in a cage covered with droppings. Rows of empty glasses sat along the shelves, sneering at their half-filled, grimy counterparts that huddled in small groups on the stained bar. Dusty bottles of spirits observed silently, labels long peeled off and their tastes irrelevant. The wall-length glass behind the bar was dirty and smeared, and the regulars who slumped at the bar had long forgotten the last time they saw their reflection there. There was a cynical joke that the owner kept it that way to prevent his customers from getting any more depressed. You had to be pretty low to be frequenting the Red Rooster.

Gregory Dylan, or GD to the large majority of his customers, was a large man with three days of stubble. He was currently muttering at the television as he fiddled with the connecting leads on the rear, trying to get a signal. “Damn thing breaks when the weather gets bad,” he said to himself. Then he paused, deciding on a change of tactics. A resounding smack to the side of the instrument brought about a clear picture as an old western came into focus. A half-hearted cheer from the few regulars present dissolved back into a skulking silence.

GD climbed down from the stool he had been balancing on, which heaved in relief from the weight it had endured. Going back to cleaning a glass, he leant against the bar and grinned toothily at the man sitting in front of him. “You owe me a fiver mate,” he said with smug amusement.

Val Melton fixed the bartender with a grudging eye and reached into the back pocket of faded camouflage trousers. He pulled the paper out and dropped it onto the bar with a sigh, shaking his head. “Really thought it was broken this time,” Val said in a slow, partially slurred voice.

GD chuckled to himself, a hoarse, barking sound like a car misfiring. He leant against the bar and examined the glass he was cleaning, although the dirt merely seemed to stroll its way around the inside of the glass as the cloth moved. “Probably one of the few things around here that does work,” he said, half to himself.

Val smirked bitterly to himself, nodding his agreement. Cloister Street was an old, working class area of Port Orwell that had seen better days, and would gladly ramble about them over a pint. Situated in the inner city limits of the Minetovan capital, its residents had once been dock workers, loading trading vessels that thirty years ago had visited Minetova for its enormous copper deposits. The copper was long since gone, as was the booming economy of Minetova following a war of independence against Spanish rule. Since the eighties, the country had spiralled down with the oil crisis, unable to pay its debts to the international community and eventually defaulting. Shunned by a large majority of foreign nations, Minetova had sulked itself into isolation in the mid-nineties and had been there ever since.

The western on the television was interrupted suddenly, and the national anthem began playing against the words ‘Official Government Announcement’. Val leant back as far as he dared on his stool without danger of falling, and squinted at the screen through a haze of alcohol as the Minister for Information – whoever they were this week – appeared on the television behind a desk.

“Glorious citizens,” the man said as a Minetovan flag waved in the background. “Our great President and friend Jerold Tyler has embarked upon another set of reforms to make our country greater.”

Val snorted. Several others in the bar muttered under their breath as the Minister continued on. Reaching for his half-empty glass of Scotch, Val took the drink and raised it in an unsteady salute to the television. “To our glorious President,” he said mockingly, tipping back the glass.

“Better watch what you say,” Ian Lope, fellow drunkard and bar-prop said in a dazed expression, staring faintly at his pint. “Police everywhere now.”

GD snorted, giving up on the glass and discarding it on the bar. “Any policeman brave enough to walk in here deserves a medal,” he said, pouring himself a glass of something green. “Besides,” he added between sips, gesturing to Val. “He’s fought for his country, he deserves to speak.”

Val glanced at GD with a slight smile. “Yeah,” he said, putting the empty glass on his table. “Two years of fighting for this place and look where we are.”

GD nodded. Val’s faded camouflage outfit was more than a stereotypical fashion statement for the needy and downtrodden. He had fought in the Minetovan Army during the uprising against the Spanish fascists in the seventies, who had chosen to hold onto the former imperial colony due to its position in the Central Atlantic as a refuelling base. He had been twenty-one years old then, idealistic and believing in Socialism. Now, he was a washed up veteran, fifty-four years old and drinking himself into a pit of oblivion. The Socialist Party had been banned since President Tyler’s ascension, and with it the idealism of an old soldier.

Val pushed the glass towards GD, who reached for it to refill when the door burst open. Heavy boots stomped onto the wooden floor as six soldiers of the Minetovan Army fanned out, each holding a Kalashnikov in both hands and looking around the regulars with a mixture of unease and disgust. GD opened his mouth in surprise and several customers jumped to their feet. Val turned in his chair unsteadily and looked at the soldiers with a surprised look. He heard GD walk around the bar behind him. “What the hell is this about?”

Behind the soldiers stepped in an Army officer, his stripes indicating a lieutenant and his expression a tea-total vegetarian. He surveyed the room for a moment, before looking at GD like an unpleasant stain. “This establishment is now closed on orders of Ministry of State,” he declared in a haughty manner.

GD snorted, folding his arms. “And why the bloody hell is that?” he demanded.

The Lieutenant, whose breast pocket read ‘Genito’ held out a piece of paper gripped in one hand. “As part of the President’s reforms,” the officer said in a mockingly kind tone, “all drinking establishments and bordellos in the Republic of Minetova are now banned, as they are detrimental to the morality and upstanding of citizens in their day-to-day lives.”

There was a moment of silence. Then a scraping noise as Val stepped off his stool. He balanced himself against the bar with his eyes closed for a moment, and then opened them to stare at Genito. “What?” he said simply.

Genito snorted. “Beer’s off, scum,” he snorted, turning to the door. “Everyone still inside in thirty seconds will be arrested.” The cocking of rifles gave the end of the sentence a menacing tone.

And so the customers stumbled out onto the street, some of them being carried by the comparatively sober, and stood like confused sheep in the cold street. There was several moments of crashing as the soldiers inside did unseen damage to the room, before leaving with sneers on their faces. The last soldier placed a padlock on the door before climbing aboard a transport truck, which roared away down the road.

GD leant against the wall, pinching the bridge of his nose. “God-damn bastards,” he muttered, before surveying the lock. “Should get that off pretty easily,” he said after a moment of thought.

Val stood in the cold street, looking at his shoes with a mixture of alcohol and rage building up inside his body. He took a deep breath and counted to ten, as his ex-wife used to tell him. It had little effect. Looking up after a moment and surveying the street as it whirled across his vision on a train of whisky, he swore to himself. “Right, that is bloody it!”

The other regulars looked around in surprise. GD glanced up from the lock and frowned at Val. “What?”

Val turned to his friend. “They took my job,” he said in a tone of slurred rage. “They took my politics and they took my pride.” Val looked up, fishing in his pocket for a faded, canvas hat with Sergeant’s stripes on the side, placing it askew on his head. “I’ll be damned if he’s taking my bloody alcohol as well.” And with that, he began to storm angrily down the road.

“Val, where the hell are you doing?” GD shouted.

“To have a word with our damn President,” Val shouted over his shoulder as he failed to keep an entirely straight line of walking. GD muttered to himself, rubbing his face before running after his friend, followed by several concerned patrons.

It took a few moments for GD to catch Val at the pace he was walking. “Val, you can’t just bloody walk into the Palace and shout at him,” the bartender said in an exasperated tone. “They’ve got guards all over the place.”

“I don’t damn well care!” Val shouted as he kept walking, passing by other closed bars along the street. Groups of evicted patrons turned at the sound of the commotion. “He’s got a bloody cheek closing my damn bar! What happened to looking after people?” Val kept shouting. He was too drunk and focused to notice people nodding to each other and trailing along behind.

GD muttered to himself. “Val, for God’s sake!” he shouted. “What do you gonna do, stage a coup?”

“Why the hell not?” Val kept saying loudly as he passed by dishevelled workers in the inner city streets. “What the hell happened to working class unity, eh? What the hell happened to our politics?”

He kept marching down the street, through the inner city and towards the centre, where the Presidential Palace stood like a rose within a pile of dirt, glistening marble surrounded by drab brick and wood. All the while he kept ranting as GD tried to calm him down.

It just kind of started in a bar.

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“Mister President, there’s a large-scale unrest in the inner cities, we’ve deployed troops around the government district but there seems to be a lot of them.”

“Damn fools, thinking they can usurp my glorious vision for Minetova! General, you may fire if provoked.”

“Yes sir.”

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Val continued marching through the streets, with GD at his side still trying to calm him down. He vaguely wondered why the policemen that he spotted on the street in front of him all seemed to freeze in their step and turn quickly in the other direction. Drunk and angry, he put it down to his facial expression and manner. Val was fifty-three years old, but still in considerably good physique as an ex-soldier despite a liver that glowed in the dark.

At the edge of the inner city he saw a line of hazy green figures at the next intersection.

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“What do you mean they’re refusing to fire?!”

“Mister President, you’re talking about Minetovans firing upon Minetovans. A lot of the local commanders are refusing to acknowledge the order.”

“Traitors! Have them relieved of command!”

Pause.

“…erm…Mister President, if the military isn’t responding, you have a problem here.”

“I have a problem?! I HAVE A PROBLEM?! General, the last time I checked you were…what are you doing? Put the gun down!”

“I’m sorry Sir, but the winds are moving against you. Politics is about survival, even for me.”

“You traitorous bast-, get the hell off me! Stop or you’ll hang! You’ll all hang!”

Bang.

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The Presidential Palace was surrounded by a large, electrified fence that was ordinarily patrolled by guard-dogs and sentries. At the moment however, the soldiers were bunkered down behind large machine guns as they watched Val approach. They were confused, not knowing their orders.

Val stepped up to the large entrance gate, which was locked in several places. He paused to take a breath and let the world stop spinning, the whisky turning his stomach. After a moment, Val held himself straight, and shouted at the top of his voice. “Oi, Tyler! Open up!”

To his absolute amazement, the locks slammed back electronically, and the gates began to open inwards. Val blinked, unable to fathom these events in his head. Still, he stepped forward anyway, albeit more cautiously, up the drive towards the building.

The main door to the Palace opened, and Val paused in his step. Four men descended the entranceway and walked towards him. Each wore military uniforms of varying colour, each with gold braid and medals in an unbelievably large quantity. After a certain rank, medals simply seemed to be invented just to be given to the top brass, and the Minetovan Army was no exception. The four men stopped in front of Val, standing stiffly to attention before, to Val’s alcohol-dulled surprise, saluted.

Val was dumbstruck, trying to think of words that refused to come to his tongue. His alcohol-filled rage had not thought this far ahead because, quite frankly, the likelihood of this happening seemed impossible. And yet…

The officer in green stepped forward in front of them others, and stood sharply back to attention. “Sir, I am General Zachary John-Davidson, Commanding Staff Officer for the Minetovan Army and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.” He held out a piece of paper. “President Tyler committed suicide earlier today, leaving myself in charge. On behalf of all branches of the military, I tender this formal notice.”

Val blinked, looking at the piece of paper that the General held out. After a moment he took the paper and looked at it through bleary eyes. It took a moment to swim into view.

‘On this day of November 13, 2007, the Armed Forces and Civil Government of the Republic of Minetova, in light of massive public support and widespread military defection, hereby surrender to the leading party of the revolution.’

Val took a moment to take this in, and shook his head. “Revolu-what?” He looked up at the military staff. “I hardly think me and a couple of-” he turned to gesture at the patrons of the Red Rooster.

The streets beyond the Palace driveway were so full that Val could not even see the rear of the crowd, let alone begin to count. Some of them waved Minetovan flags whilst others held the hammer and sickle high above their heads. To either side of the group, Armoured Personnel Carriers full of Minetovan Army personnel sat on top of their vehicles, holding their weapons loosely. As Val turned, the crowd began to cheer, the echo like a tidal wave hitting the walls of the Palace as the soldiers entrenched reluctantly climbed from their positions and held their hands above their heads.

Val felt the effects of drunkenness fall away like stolen hat. He blinked a few times, suddenly feeling very awkward. “Oh…” he said. “…erm…oh.”

It just kind of started in a bar.

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REUTERS, NEW YORK: Unconfirmed reports are suggesting that the island nation of Minetova has undergone a sudden and unexpected revolution.

The Republic of Minetova, once a bustling mineral exporting nation, has been in economic decay since the mid-nineties, with a wide disparity between rich and poor fuelling angst and unrest in the working class. However, foreign analysts were caught totally off-guard by the sudden revolution at a time when the government appeared to have all dissenting groups firmly under its control.

"It's a shock," Lawrence Taylor, Foreign Affairs Analyst for the Washington Journal admitted. "What we appear to have seen is a sudden popular uprising that brought down the government without a shot being fired. Its somewhat surprising."

The whereabouts of former President Tyler is unknown at this time. Unconfirmed reports list a Val Melton, former soldier and Socialist before the ban on political opposition, as the ringleader of the coup.

Nothing has been heard from the new administration at this time. However, reactions from the island are expected within the next few days.
Minetova
13-11-2007, 21:20
OOC: Bump
Minetova
14-11-2007, 00:01
OOC: Bump
Lyras
14-11-2007, 00:44
OOC: Laughed so hard I nearly wet myself.
Anagonia
14-11-2007, 00:55
OOC:

God forbid Americans get drunk like this. The south just might rise again! LMAO! Good job.
Minetova
14-11-2007, 12:25
The light of morning pierced the windows in an intruding shaft and lit the inside of the Presidential Suite, bouncing off ornately decorated statues, gold-tinted furniture, rich tapestries and luscious carpets. A blank space on the longest wall indicated a painting had recently hung there – a testament to the forethought of the servants in the Palace when they suddenly realised keeping the big paintings of President Tyler in every room of the building was probably not the wisest of ideas. On a gold-plated chest of drawers next to the bed, a platinum alarm clock ticked quietly to itself as it neared 9am. When it completed its lazy movement, the alarm sounded, playing the national anthem of Minetova in a bad MIDI version of the original. Alarm clock technology had not advanced as far in Minetova, which was the source of consternation for several political pressure groups before they were brutally suppressed.

Val stirred as the alarm awoke him, and lay still for a moment as his brain made its sleepy way into reality. He managed about a split-second of peace after gaining consciousness before the hangover kicked him in the head like a bailiff seeking the rent. Screwing his eyes up, he slapped two hands over his face and rolled over, groaning as his brain struggled to understand the concept of coordinated movement after so much alcohol. It took him a moment to comprehend when he rolled into another form in the bed, at which point his bloodshot eyes snapped open and squinted at the woman snoring lightly in the bed next to him.

Blinking a couple of times, Val shook his head, instantly wished that he had not done so, and forced himself to sit up in bed. He surveyed his surroundings in confusion, not remembering where he was. His own flat was a (yes, you guessed correctly) dreary, two-room place on Bottle Lane, about ten minutes walk from the Red Rooster. For a moment, Val wondered optimistically if he had managed to score a rich girl, and that this was her place. Then there was a knock at the door.

“Mister Melton?” The muffled voice from behind the door said.

Val mumbled to himself, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Wha-what?” he managed as loudly as possible without destroying his brain.

The voice hesitated for a moment. “Sir…the Joint Chiefs and the Cabinet Secretary would like a word with you.”

Val sat still for a moment, the words washing around his head like a toilet being flushed. Then, prophetically, it all sunk in, and he remembered. “Oh hell,” he muttered to himself, rubbing his face.

“What was that sir?” the voice asked in a puzzled manner.

Val looked up at the door. “Nothing, just tell the…tell them I’ll be along in a few minutes,” he shouted through the door.

The voice walked away down the corridor, footsteps receding into the building. Val took a moment to consider his options, looking around the room. Going back to sleep did not seem to be an option. The window was too high up to jump out. And the girl was still snoring.

In the end, Val decided to get dressed.

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It took Val almost ten minutes to locate the place he was heading for. The Presidential Palace was a maze, six stories tall and almost two hundred rooms in total that did not seem to fit the floor plans that were laid out at each corridor intersection. Val, redressed in his creased uniform, wandered up and down the corridors in a confused daze of pain. He tried to ask several of the many officials that seemed to be wandering the hallways, but they either ducked into offices before he got to them or gave stiff salutes that made Val feel too awkward to ask. In the end, he decided to keep wandering.

Eventually, more by sheer stroke of luck than anything else, Val arrived at the centre of the Palace, where a corridor led to a single door at the far end. A pair of ornate torches stood to either side of the door, and empty spaces on either wall indicated portraits and pictures had once hung there. Above the door was a solid gold plaque that stated ‘Office of the President’. Underneath this, someone had hastily taped a piece of card over where ‘Incumbent Name’ would have been completed as a sentence, and a note stuck to the door informed maintenance that it would require removal. Val decided this was probably the place he was supposed to go. He walked to the end of the corridor, considered knocking on the door, and then decided simply to open it and peer around the corner.

The room was large and rectangular, stretching away from Val like a small runway. A large, burnt oak table sixteen places long stood in front of the door, decorated with silver candles and satin place settings. Beyond that, along the plush Persian carpet and between the oak panelled walls on either side, a large desk with three sofas around the front sat before a large, wall-length window that looked out across the nicer side of Port Orwell. It was here that people were waiting.

Val paused for a moment, feeling awkward, before stepping into the room and closing the door quietly behind him. He walked across the carpet towards the group, hearing the low mutter of conversation between them. He could recall the shape of General Zachary John-Davidson in full military dress uniform, surrounded by the other Chiefs of the Armed Forces that had been there yesterday. There was also a man that Val did not recognise, dressed in a sharp, grey suit and a blue tie with a balding hairline and a dossier under his arm. Several others sat around with notebooks, ready to make minutes of the meeting.

As Val approached, General John-Davidson noticed his arrival, and stood straight from his conversation. “Attention!” he snapped. The other officers in the room instantly complied, whilst the suited man smile politely in Val’s direction.

Val felt slightly uncomfortable, dressed in a Sergeant’s camouflage uniform being saluted by members of the Minetovan Military Command Staff. Unsure, he returned the salute and stood in awkward silence, not knowing what to say. The clock ticked on the wall like bullets hitting wood. Finally, Val managed to say, “Um…”

John-Davidson came to the rescue. “Sir,” he said with a polite smile. “May I introduce Terrence Peter Lloyd Webbson, the Cabinet Secretary and Head of the Civil Service. He will be counselling on your first acts as President.”

Webbson bowed his head slightly. “Mister President,” he said with a professional smile.

Val nodded at the man in bemusement. “Erm…hello.” It was shortly after this that his brain realised what had been said, and Val turned to John-Davison. “Wait…President?”

The General nodded with a slight smile. “Yes sir, we put out a snap referendum to the people last night after your advance on the palace, and the majority of people voted for you.”

Val blinked several times, his head spinning. “Majority of…” he managed.

The General hesitated. “Well, fifty-two percent,” he admitted, glancing at his other officers. “Minetovan Television News caught hold of the action pretty quick, so a lot of the nation saw what happened in the capital. Several of the big cities overwhelmingly supported your move; a lot of the smaller towns as well. There seems to be a lot of left-wing sentiment about at the moment, so you’ve been elected President by a national referendum.” John-Davidson smiled. “Congratulations, sir.”

Val stood for a moment as these facts assaulted him. Yesterday, he had been a drunk, angry old soldier. Today…

Webbson was speaking now, and Val forced himself to tune back in. “…naturally of course follow your instructions to the letter, Mister President; the Civil Service is entirely apolitical.” He smiled politely. “No doubt your first intentions will be to contact the international community and declare a People’s Republic before choosing a cabinet and informing us of your policies.”

Val leant against the back of one of the sofas. “Policies…international community…” he muttered to himself. Then he heard the door close to the office, and looked up. A secretary, the girl who had been snoring next to him earlier on, came into the room with a notepad under one arm. She smiled apologetically. Val straightened his posture immediately.

“Policies, cabinet, yes,” he said in as strong a voice as he could muster, looking at the Cabinet Secretary. “But first, yes, a message to the international community, good, see to it.” He nodded in what he thought was an authoritative manner. The Cabinet Secretary nodded, and turned to leave the room.

General John-Davidson saluted. “Sir, with your permission, I have matters to attend to in your Armed Forces, letting them know about the changes to the system.”

“Good, yes,” Val said, taking a seat behind the Presidential desk. “You do that.” He fiddled with the switch on the side and managed to successfully get the chair to recline, which he imagined looked better. The General saluted, and left the room with his fellow officers. The secretaries followed, the girl giving a lingering glance over her shoulder to wink at Val before closing the door.

As soon as they were gone, Val closed his eyes and groaned, holding his face as his brain felt a size too big for his skull. It was about this point that his chair decided to collapse under him.

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“Are you sure about this?”

Webbson looked across at the General from the other side of the staff car as it pulled away from the Presidential Palace towards the government district. Scenes of celebration littered the road as citizens had partied the night away in an orgy of alcohol, frolics and patriotism as they boasted to each other about their integral part in the march on the palace. “I mean, I’ve checked his record.” Webbson flipped open the dossier he had been holding under his arm. “Former soldier, reprimanded for insubordination, known to have a blunt attitude, former Socialist Party activist.” Webbson closed the file with an air of finality. “He could be trouble.”

John-Davidson smiled, leaning back in the leather. “The man is a washed-up alcoholic,” he said as he fished a cigar from his uniform pocket. “He’s a fool that ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time. But the people like him, stupid peasants that they are.” He spat the end of the cigar out of the window in a spiteful manner as if to prove his point. “So he gets to be President, we get a figurehead to keep the people happy for a while, and business goes on as usual.”

Webbson frowned. “But what if he decides he wants to…” he hesitated as if disgusted by the next word, “…change things?”

John-Davidson laughed. “Surely that’s your job to stop him,” he said as he reached into his pocket for a lighter. “Keep him busy with international affairs, public outings, that sort of dross. We can handle the rest." The General paused on his way to lighting his cigar. "In the meantime, put out some message filled with the usual socialist dribble, we've got to seem sincere to this idiot, for now at least.”

The car pulled away along the road underneath hastily-made socialist flags and streamers and through an endless tide of beer cans, glass bottles and empty kebab boxes. There would be little work done in the capital today.

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http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/minetova.jpg

Official Diplomatic Announcement

Be it known from this day onwards, that the Republic of Minetova is declared the People's Republic of Minetova, bound to the principles of peace, democracy and socialism in striving for the common good and development of a more beneficial society. The Official Flag of the People's Republic is now the Minetovan Socialist Party flag depicted above, and the people have acknowledged the majority election of President Valentino George Melton, former soldier and hero of the Civil War, as Head of State and Government of the People's Republic.

Glory to the People

Minetovan Ministry for Foreign Affairs
Minetova
14-11-2007, 16:40
OOC: Bump
Minetova
14-11-2007, 18:04
OOC: Bump
Minetova
14-11-2007, 19:10
OOC: Bump
Russkya
14-11-2007, 22:44
The cruise ship was resplendant, and as cruise ships went, of notable size. She belonged to a tourism board, the name of which eluded Nikolai Serdyuchkov at the moment, though no doubt his partner remembered. She remembered damn near everything, not having drunk her head off with a handful of "the lads," as he affectionally thought of them, in the engineering spaces of the tremendous pleasure liner the night before.

It was quite the coincidence that his job should begin the same way as a sudden change in government in a nearby island nation had. Nikolai still had his sea legs under him though, many days spent aboard ships much smaller than this in seas much rougher than they were now. He turned the handle on the hatchway leading to his quarters and found it locked. Exasperated, he rapped smartly on the painted metal - being on the exterior of the aft superstructure, above the swimming pool in fact, it didn't rate a fancy wooden door for the purposes of weather proofing.
"Anna! Whenever you're ready!"

Then knowing it would annoy her, the career intelligence officer tacked "Snookums" onto the end of his sentence. He spoke fluent English, Finnish, and German. His accentless English could be modified to pick up an informal American accent or a slightly upper class Irish accent, and he was using the informal American one now. His Finnish sounded like a man from Helsinki raised in a Lapp household, and his German was decidedly Prussian.

Eyes flashing, "Anna" opened the door. Her given name was Valya Klimovskaya and a pretty face masked the rage of the Grecian Furies when she lost her temper. Which was not often, thankfully for Nikolai, or he'd probably be suffering numerous contusions. She had slight impulse control issues. With an entirely insincere smile, she hugged the tall Russkyan from the western mountain oblast and dragged him inside the compartment with her, his foot nudging the hatch shut.

She pulled a sheet off the bed and balled it up in two deft, long-fingered hands. Tossing it onto the head of the bed - "rack," as Nikolai constantly referred to it as much to her irritation - she knelt beside the bedframe and picked up the headset of a satellite communications array. Serdyuchkov busied himself with a notebook containing handwritten notes of what had come over commercial radio and television news outlets in the past five days, running through the international reports. Nothing major, until a Minetovan newsfeed had been picked up by Pralvino and run with by a number of other networks. Now it was on the news constantly, accompanied by the new diplomatic announcement from the Minetovan government.

Both Serdyuchkov and Klimovskaya were career intelligence officers with the Russkyan Internal Security Service, specifically the Foreign Intelligence Directorate, travelling under assumed names as a mid-Western American couple. Both young, just nosing into their thirties, both were fit. Serdyuchkov sported a bare centimeter of "padding" about his midsection rather than washboard abs, which had been the basis of some competition at the poolside earlier mingling with other male passengers until Valya's lithe form settled down next to the dark haired and tanned Russkyan on the pooldeck. Nikolai closed the notebook, finished copying down the latest radio message regarding world goings-on on the international news just as his compatriot broke down the radio's two metre antenna into its four much more manageable sections.

"We're going on another vacation."
"Yeah, I figured. Where to?"
"A nice little former Spanish colony."
"Minetova?"

Valya simply nodded, tying her shoulder-length black hair back into a ponytail and dragging her bag out from the closet. Originally assigned to travel into the island nation of Novajev (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=535077) and establish a small station there using the travel liner as cover, the Security Officer aboard was assigned to assist them. Former Russkyan Navy, he was happy to comply with RISS's directives. That would still hold true despite the change in plans.

Rather than flying in diplomats, "A" Directorate had deemed it prudent to get a better idea of what exactly the situation was on the ground. Once that was done, a diplomatic liason team could be flown in, an embassy established, and relations between Minetova and Russkya would begin to grow. Economically at first, of course, there was always trade to be done at reasonable rates. The reason that the two intelligence officers were being redeployed was twofold. Firstly, Novajev was a complete scrub, effectively under martial law. Secondly, they were already deployed, in the general area, and the Skolchoi was looking to establish an embassy overseas in a nation that RISS did not have a particularly high opinion of. If things changed since the last time RISS was on Minetova, or were in the process of change, then all the better.

Valya left to discuss things with the ship's Security Officer while Nikolai bundled their gear into the two black duffle bags each carried aboard. The SATCOM and VHF radio and its antenna went into a Mountain Equipment Co-Op internal frame rucksack that had been purchased in their last stopover, in the Canadian port city of Halifax. Nikolai, a former Navy midshipman, knew that the cruise liner wasn't about to change course. Which meant they'd be taking a ship's launch off the liner, probably at night, hopefully not in bad weather. He bagged as much gear as he could in heavy duty rubberized drybags and sealed them tightly, packing Valya's things as well as his own.
Now a consummate professional instead of the affable American cover he carried under the name of John Edwards, long-calloused hands folded her bras and other undergarments and stacked them in drybags without a twitch of emotions that may otherwise cloud his mind. She'd done the same for him on a number of occassions over their three years of experience, but it wasn't quite the same. For example, he didn't own anything in red silk.

The Security Officer found himself talking to the captain after his conversation with Valya, saying that the maintenance crews had found a fault with the second largest launch they had and that while passing this nation of Minetova, perhaps it should be taken off the vessel and brought in for repairs. A replacement could easily be taken aboard in Europe, but the port they were headed to didn't have a repair facility belonging to the skinflints who ran the tourist company licensing the liner. So best to sell it off to someone else. And what's more, he added, he had just the pair in mind, vacationing employees of the very same company qualified to do just that! The captain, a fatalistic and world-weary man of fifty-eight years, accepted that and then retreated to his cabin yet again for another cigar and round of poker with the ship's off duty engineering officers.

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And so the two RISS officers found themselves and their gear bundled into the motor-launch and bidden farewell by the security officer at 02.32 that night as the brightly lit liner passed within six kilometers of Minetova. Prow cutting through the water, wind rippled the loose black chinos and windbreaker Valya wore, hair tucked up under a woolen watchcap. The plan was to loiter offshore until the break of dawn, then motor inland, leave the launch at a wharf somewheres, and find their way to the capitol. Nikolai was at the stern, hand on the wheel and mind alternating between the sea and Valya in her red silks. He loved three things; the sea, his job, and women. At the moment he was blissfully happy despite not being able to have the nearest woman. For her part, she was happy as well to finally be off the liner and away from the temptation to defenestrate the next married man that eyed her. A red-lensed flashlight illuminated the pages of a global factbook that related to Minetova.

Snapped out of his reverie by a piece of driftwood bobbing in the dark waters, Nikolai reflected on the insanity of this. The name on the bow and the stern had been painted over, but the boat was coming from the oceanward-side of Minetova rather than the direction of nearest land, a liner had just passed by, and Valya could hardly be described as an experienced sailor. He shrugged. Such was the insanity of the foreign relations asshole who'd somehow managed to convince RISS to use one of their assets as the opening bid for the establishment of an embassy.

"Not like it's an attempt to seriously put two intel officers ashore covertly anyways."

Valya looked up from her book, but Nikolai's words had been lost in the grumbling of the engine and the slap of the sea against the hull. He shook his head and she nodded, going back to the massive hardcover volume in her lap.

OOC: Minetova, hope you don't mind me taking some liberties to get these two ashore here. I'll leave it at this for now so you have a chance to process and respond, I have no idea what your coastal defenses are like or what's on the go. For all I know I'm about to have a motor launch putter into a wharf protected by defenses that make Juno Beach look like a Carribbean white-sand resort. By the by, fantastic writing style, a real pleasure to read!
Minetova
15-11-2007, 01:21
OOC: Many thanks for the interest, will post again tomorrow. Until then - BUMP.
Minetova
15-11-2007, 18:27
OOC: Okay, maps of the island can be found HERE. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543229) Looking forward to RPing further. :)

IC:

Minetovan coastal defence was jointly under the jurisdiction of the Minetovan Navy and the Minetovan National Guard. Although the armed forces of Minetova did not benefit from massive amounts of investment, it was still capable of maintaining stability within the country, even if the larger countries in the world could easily stamp upon the glorious People’s Republic accidentally, let alone with concerted effort. The first line of defence was the Minetovan Navy, which held the big guns in the defence of territorial waters. Reasonably well-trained for the standards of a small nation, they had been an integral part in the independence war from Spanish fascists when they captured warships of the Spanish Navy. The Minetovan Navy was the pride of the armed forces.

The Minetovan National Guard, however, was a slightly different matter. A part-time reservist force that had branches in the Army, Navy and Air Force, they acted as a second line of defence for the People’s Republic. They were…not exactly seen in the same way as the Navy.

The Illustrious, a grimy ex-Vietnam War patrol boat held together more via the bird droppings than the welding points, plied the eastern coast of the island in a constant vigil against smugglers and illegal migrants. It was the sort of vessel you needed a tetanus shot simply to look at, or at least some degree of sedative to serve upon. And the crew of the Illustrious were no exception to this rule.

“…absolutely massive!” Sub-Lieutenant Jerrod Iroquois exclaimed, alternating between holding onto the guardrail with one hand and using both hands to emphasise approval in front of his chest. He nearly succeeded in knocking over a bottle of whisky that sat upon the radar screen as he struggled back to his seat at the wheel. “And she wa-she wa…” he trailed off a moment, mumbling to himself.

Seaman Donald Redyard looked at his superior through a whisky-filled haze, holding onto the side of his own chair across the far side of the cabin. “And she wa-was what?” He asked in a slurred tone.

Jerrod blinked a few times, looking up. “What?” he asked blearily.

Redyard climbed across the cabin towards his commander, holding onto various items. “What was she?” he asked again. “You didn’t finish your-”

Redyard caught the bottle of whisky on the radar station with his elbow, knocking it onto the console and spilling its entire contents. The console sparked several times, cutting out entirely. An alarm buzzed on the console.

“Ah, shit!” Iroquois exclaimed, turning quickly to the console, hands raised in unsure action.

“What do we do?” Redyard shouted desperately, holding onto the back of Iroquois’ chair.

“I don’t know, Damnit!” Jerrod shouted. In a classic example of drunken logic, he pulled his hat from his head and began desperately to wipe at the console in optimistic hope that it might solve the problem. After a moment, Jerrod gave up and sat back, rubbing his face. Redyard leant on the char and puffed his cheeks as he exhaled.

After a moment, Jerrod sat up drunkenly. “Okay,” he slurred. “We hailed a fishing boat and boarded, and they attacked us before heading away, breaking the radar.”

Redyard blinked at Jerrod. “We did?” he asked in a confused manner. “When?”

Jerrod looked up with a scowl. “It’s a lie, Seaman,” he said with a sneer. “Just go up to the front and fire off the fifty cals for a bit.”

Redyard muttered to himself, climbing up to the front of the vessel. Hanging onto the fifty calibre machine gun at the front of the vessel, he squeezed the triggers and let the bullets roar into the dark for a few moments as the boat charged on. He barely noticed the other vessel pass through the wash behind the patrol boat and continue towards the shoreline.

If the RISS officers were intending to arrive in a more secluded area of the island, they would have been heading towards one of the fishing villages along the east coast. The majority of the island was beaches, but was also surrounded on several sides by rainforest. On the east coast, which was largely isolated by rainforest, there was one large city and several small fishing villages that would be suitable to sneak into under the cover of moonlight. Getting from that end of the island to the capital of Port Orwell would be another matter.
Alfegos
15-11-2007, 19:18
(OOC: This is absolutely incredible! I think that you should stick this in a book: It does not deserve to live in the humble halls of II)

IC: A message shot from the news desk in the Ministry of Information into the president's IN tray. He at once grasped in, swearing as he fumbled to turn off the computer monitor.

A few hours later, as evening fell, he was in the Star Chamber deep underground. He was sitting with two other men and a woman, all neatly dressed .

"We have another interesting event to discuss with the utmost urgency: as well as the other crises that have topped our agenda, I thought this should be decided upon due to its uniqueness: a bar tender elected as president."

"Indeed. A choice by the people..."

"Well then, I have a 3D holomap here" the president hit a button on his palmtop, and the projector in the centre of the table lit up with the eerie glows of the holographic projetor. In it was displayed the nation in question, with labels hovering in the air telling off its infrastructure, military and geography.

"Here is their capital" the view panned and zoomed in rapidly, leaving a three-dimensional city-scape, with more labels.

"I think that, while this is a comendable situation, the people liberating themselve, we might be able to take it as a chance to take the land for ourselves. That is where the AUM can come in. You owe us a few favours, and terrorist incidents in their nation can be one thing. And, while they are in choas, we can fabricate the perfect way of incapacitating them, while taking their nation over for a just cause, such as flushing out the terrorists"

"Very good. I see this harks back to operation Tequila"

"Yes. Are we all in agreement?" A chorus of nods. "Good. Operation Spiked Drink will begin soon. We will wait a few days to see what happens, then we shall act. Have your men ready. And take the map with you: I'm sure that your computer can convert the 3D graphic package to 2D signals. If not, copy is available from the vault.

Now onto other pressing issues..."
Russkya
15-11-2007, 23:38
In the darkness, Nikolai had been busily tearing his American passport to shreds while muttering away in Irish-flavoured English. Valya was making similar preparations, the red lensed flashlight extinguished and shoved back into her black duffle between two drybags, beside the hardcover tome she'd read earlier. The both of them took the destroyed documents they'd used while aboard the pleasure liner in one hand, slowly raising it to the gunwhale opposite the patrol craft headed towards them, and let the paper drop into the sea. At any moment, Nikolai was expecting to hear a voice order them to heave to and prepare for boarding.

Not hearing such a command, he nudged the wheel to increase the angle at which the two light craft would pass. He felt a slightly stronger thump than usual as the boat cut across the first line of their wake, then another a moment later. He waited for the patrol craft to increase distance, hand resting on the throttle uneasily. He was just about to gently push it forward when the loud thudding of a heavy machinegun snapped his head around. Seeing the muzzle flash, he simply jammed the throttle forward and ducked low, not that it would do him much good. He caught movement in the fore of the boat and called out over the noise of the engine at his partner.

For her part, Valya was halfway over the gunwhale, eight inch stiletto gripped firmly in one hand, looking back over her shoulder at Nikolai.
He paused, staring in disbelief.
"Get your ass back in the boat. Get in the fucking boat."

Shaking his head, he watched his partner settle down in the center and pile bags ontop of the civilian ruck that held their radio. She slipped the stiletto back into its sheath strapped to one achingly curved calf and pulled her chinos down over it. Finally she looked up at Nikolai, now muttering away in Finnish, glancing over his shoulder, then forwards, looking for an inlet in the looming coastline to put into.

"What?"

The patrol boat ceased fire, perhaps just momentarily, and Nikolai swung the bow of his boat through forty five degrees to run on a diagonal towards the coastline while throttling the back down to its 'ahead third' setting. He buried his forehead in one large hand and set his fingers to work kneading his temples.

"What were you going to do? Swim to them, cut them all, and say "So long, fuck off" to the whole concept of going ashore as anything but saboteurs? I'm pretty sure the only reason we're not dead now is because someone got bored rather than someone saw us, but unless we find an inshore fisherman who doesn't ask any questions, I don't think we can exactly sell the launch now."
"I'd have to agree with that."
"All right. Use that civvie GPS you bought in Halifax and find us a nice dip in the coastline to put into. Ideally one without a village."
"Come left fifteen degrees."

Still slightly annoyed with his partner, he found himself gently turning the boat to the right until she relented, correcting herself.
"Fine. Port, fifteen degrees from original bearing. And I wasn't going to cut them all, I was going to try to stab their gunner in the throat, then take control of the gun."
"Gotta love an honest woman."

Nikolai rolled his eyes and eased the boat into the lee side of a outcropping of the coastline. He cut the engine and moored the boat by dragging its sea anchor forward and burying it under a pair of beer-case sized stones. They unloaded their duffles, attached the extra strap that made it an oversized and not well balanced backpack, and headed inland, skirting the rainforest and following the coastline until they encountered the lights of a fishing village.

"Wait until dawn to ask someone which road leads to Rome?"

Valya nodded and tapped her partner on the shoulder, easing herself down in the treeline and using her bag as a pillow. Nikolai shrugged out of the backpack carrying the radio and took first watch. He'd send an encrypted burst transmission to inform RISS they were on the island and then stow the radio. Glancing briefly at his chronometer, he settled back in the treeline to lower his outline, thus improving his concealment, and to get comfortable for the next two hours. Beside him, Valya sighed softly in her sleep and rolled over.

So long as she doesn't start snoring... was the last thought to cross Nikolai's mind before he focused entirely on his task of keeping the two of them safe until it was time for Valya to take post.
Minetova
17-11-2007, 00:51
OOC: Post coming tomorrow - until then, bump.
Crookfur
17-11-2007, 01:28
Location: Somewhere not so very far away

Some times the sheer size of your nation was hindrence, thought Kenny Dunlop. Oh sure it was very useful if you wanted to run around enslaving coutnries and rapign entire landscapes or when you wanted to make a grand gesture of charity but when you just wanted to get along with people, be mildly generous and above all "nice" in a laid back manner it did cause problems, particularly when it came to getting in touch with a smaller neighbour, the job The Honorable Sir Kenneth Larson Dunlop now had.

His first job was to explain why nobody from Crookfur, a some what large nation lying in reasonably clsoe proximity to Minetova, hadn't really been in touch before, without making too much of a point of the Crookfur Foreign Office's lgendary laziness and well, general crapness. the second task was to express an interest in relations that didn't coem across as simply a kindly worded reworking of the "Bend over bitch" or "get in tae mah belly" message so beloved of many antions these days. After much thought and several rewrites by his secretary the newly appointed Ambassador to Minetova fianlly produced the following missive:

Dear Sirs,

It is with pleasure that i bring you the kind greatings and regards of the Kingdom of Crookfur. We were initially disheartened to hear of the unrest within your nation but we great with releif the news that major bloodshed has been avoided and the will of the people respected. I do express remorse on behalf of the people of Crookfur for not being more of a neighbour in the past and would like to express the desire to strengthen the bonds between our peoples. Perhaps the first step to establishing some form of working relationship between neighbours would be to work out an agreement to exchange Embassies.

Should you wish to know mroe about Crookfur, her people and we coudl possibly offer you in addition to freidnship please do no hesitate to get in touch.

Warmest regards,
On Behalf of the King and the People of Crookfur
Sir Kenneth Dunlop.


OOC:
I am never one to push anything on anyone but your antion's IC location could amke us if not close neighbours then regional neighbours. Crookfur consists of 3 large islands and an arcipeligo, with the main 2 islands lieing in the southern reaches of central north atlantic and eastern central south atlantic (yes crap explanation, a better one would be middle, north atlantic just on the northern edge of the gulf stream and just west of where the canaries would be the canaries are). Crookfur is a large happy go lucky nation inhabited by a strnage mix of scots and scandanavians, I'm not sure if there would have been much historical relatiosn between our nations.
Alfegos
17-11-2007, 19:46
A strange craft shot over the waters of the atlantic, 6 jet engines powering it forward at over 400 mph. Onboard it were 4 crew members, and 16 operatives. 8 were armed, and 8 were in civilan clothes. As they put it, "workmen" and "negotiators". Some were glorified terrorists, and the others were those for negotiating funding for the guerilla movement.

The ekranoplan engines died, and the plane slowly descended from its cushion of air underneath onto the sea, and then skidded to a halt on the beach. The men quickly disembarked, bringing with them camoflauged supply crates and camoflauge tools. For the establishment of their forward supply point.

The ekranoplan roared off of the beach and back onto the sea, before turning and ramping up the power to the engines as it shot off into the distance.

The men soon spread out, the negotiators with cover stories and money, the workmen with concealed weapons and explosives.

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The head of the "workmen", known as the "foreman", had displayed on his mobile phone a map of the nation, with the highlighted points of interest pulsating gently. The capital was covered with 12 different spots, such as railway stations and governmental buildings, while the rest were mostly military bases or roads.

The men soon found the nearest main road, and from there spread across the nation, to the targets they would start attacking.

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The "negotiators" were all headed to the capital. With large amounts of international dollars on their persons, they would not bely their home nation easily. They were to make contact with terrorist cells and other guerillas, and fund them, giving information, money, weapons and potential rewards, in exchange for supporting the big plan: a nice chunk of land for Alfegos.
Minetova
19-11-2007, 00:15
OOC: Sorry, will have a post up tomorrow.
Qooi
19-11-2007, 01:07
Alby Latour-Kuki sipped his whisky slowly, and with, as he hoped, great bravado. Truth be told, he hated whisky—he much preferred something a little sweeter, and a lot of softer. While the large man, feeling faintly like meat and onions, whacked the television he pulled out a flash and emptied some pineapple-sunberry juice into his glass. Stirring it quickly he laughed nervously as he tried to perfect his manly slouch.

It had been a long day; he was starting to wonder why he had come. Not just to this bar, which despite the fact that the layer of grime has almost reached sentience, he like, but the country itself. Clearly the Qooi High Trade Foundation was a little optimistic. He had spent today like other days, walking down the streets of the capital writing in his notebook phrases like "little viable potential RoI in this quarter." And occasionally when he was bored to tears he would sketched a street scene, or maybe even write a haiku.

He had eaten some greasy curry that tasted like it was made from mostly motor oil before passing the bar on his way back to the decidedly cheap motel he was staying at. Go work for the High Trade Fed his father has told him; you'll travel the world and maybe meet a cute someone to bring home. It was far from a job of glamour and intrigue he had hoped. Still, he occasionally felt he was impressing his division head, so maybe he'd get a better assignment next time.

He was so lost in his thoughts he almost fell of his chair when the sharp point of a gun poked him on a back. Confused, he looked around in dismay at the angry men with guns jabbering on about something. Apparently everyone had to leave. Perhaps the health department had finally found out about this place he thought, and could barely suppress a laugh. The solider behind him gave him a sharp whack with his gun, knocking him off balance. The notebook, filled with his days thoughts and work fell on the ground. Val just as he was leaving stopped and picked it up. He had been watching the strange young foreigner in the corner, and even through his drunken haze knew the book was valuable to him.

As they where all pushed out into the dusty cold night Alby still was dazed. He had never really saw a gun, let alone had one pushed into his back. At this moment he felt along way from home, and the whisky finally hit him. The world titled a little, and he dropped to his knees, holding his head. Around him GD and Val where shouting, each word sounding disproportionately louder than the last.

Pulling out a white cotton handkerchief, Alby wiped his face, and tried to sit up. Just as he did Val, completely forgetting about the young foreigner and his notebook in his pocket stormed past, knocking him back down. Alby sighed, and realized the white hankie was now more gray than white. His mother will be furious.

He sat for a few more moments and waited for sense to catch up with him. Eventually he stood up, and looked around. The night was unusually loud, and he could hear shouts and sirens bouncing throughout the city. His curiosity, and whisky-created courage, getting the better of him he decided to go and follow the noises and see what was going on. He still had not realized his notebook—the key to hopefully his promotion, was missing.

After a period of time he really couldn't judge, he wound up outside the palace in the crowd of thousands. He was loudly talking to a rather pretty radical called Belinda. Sadly for both of them, he had lapsed into French, making his rather poetic comparisons between her breasts and ripe summer fruit somewhat pointless. Still, the tone and his smile seemed to win her over. They both started to chant radical slogan together, and had a merry old time.

Of course, from one of the many palace windows a photographer sat dutiful taking pictures of the discontents. He had an eye for faces, and when he saw Belinda he recognized her from a watch-list circulated just last night, and rapidly shot out a few frames of her and the rather handsy man standing with her. The photographer's supervisors where more than keen to record who these socially unstable elements where. He knew this much, and perhaps hoped that information, not retribution, would be the only result of his photography.

(OOC: Is anyone else terrifed when they spend a great deal of time composing a post, only to see the jolt forums logon screen when they hit post? :eek: Apologizes for any liberties taken with the story!)
Alfegos
26-11-2007, 20:21
Bump for Minetovia.