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MiSpace.com Internet Social Network Launches
Thousands Signed Up Already

Arlington, Vilotia - MiSpace.com, a hot new social network on the internet launched here in Arlington, has recently been launched by an internet geek by the name of Todd Anderson. It has been an absolute hit with the younger generation of teenagers and has rapidly been growing.

Todd was recently interviewed by a highschool news paper in Arlington, The Paper, and was quoted to have been saying he's hoping "...it will become an international phenomenon where every person who has access to the internet will be signed up." When asked why he created such a website, he cited many reasons, one of them being that he's "...a loner..." who just wants to ...have 58729295983479021 millions friends."

And, it appears his prayers are quickly being answered. Although, it appears it's because he adds every member that signs up. And, to our calculations, 80% of the people remove him from their friends list anyway - still, he has a whopping 152,423 friends in just the single week it's been up. And it just keeps climbing.

So, make Todd feel good about himself by signing up here on MiSpace!

The search engine (and social website, and email) 'K-net' is interested in buying the site of MiSpace.com, for the sum of hundred million dollars.

The management will still stay, but all the profits will go to 'K-net'.

The search engine (and social website, and email) 'K-net' is interested in buying the site of MiSpace.com, for the sum of hundred million dollars.

The management will still stay, but all the profits will go to 'K-net'.
Todd has reportedly turned down this offer, stating he must have more money and still have control - ok, not even control, but at least have people add him like before.

Dear Mr. Anderson,

I represent Matt Zuckerberg, of Providence, Soulia. On his behalf, we have recently filed a civil lawsuit against your person for copyright infringement. Mr. Zuckerberg is the founder behind FacePlace.com and has several copyrights pertaining to the internet social networking concept. This letter serves as a cease and desist order on behalf of the High Court of Soulia, and should you continue in operating your website, you shall be held accountable for all counts of copyright infringement.

Deyone Hutch
Law Offices of Starsky and Hutch

Dear Mr. Anderson,

I represent Matt Zuckerberg, of Providence, Soulia. On his behalf, we have recently filed a civil lawsuit against your person for copyright infringement. Mr. Zuckerberg is the founder behind FacePlace.com and has several copyrights pertaining to the internet social networking concept. This letter serves as a cease and desist order on behalf of the High Court of Soulia, and should you continue in operating your website, you shall be held accountable for all counts of copyright infringement.

Deyone Hutch
Law Offices of Starsky and Hutch
Law Offices of Starsky and Hutch,

You know, you could do that in we were in the same country. However, I am not controlled by your laws, nor are you ours. I'd also love you try to sue you for the same thing, but I shall not waste my time. I must continue making friends, and get more money.

Todd Anderson

Mr. Anderson,

As your claims are true, we cannot prosecute you. However we will be ensuring the safety of our clients intellectual property. We have dispatched one Mr. Smith, who is delivering this letter to you. He will be watching your every move to ensure that there is a large difference between the two products.

Law Offices of Starsky and Hutch.

As Todd looks up from the letter, the black suited man who delivered the letter replaces his sun glasses.

"Hello Mr. Anderson."

Official Statement from TSRT Government
"Although we note the amusement this is generating, that a individual in one nation is trying too sue an individual in a completely different nation over such a silly little thing, we still are going too add MiSpace too our 'banned website list'. Thank you.
End Statement

As Todd looks up from the letter, the black suited man who delivered the letter replaces his sun glasses.

"Hello Mr. Anderson."
Todd points to the seat infront of the computer and begins to speak, "Why, hello there. Wont you sit down." He then pats the seat, "C'mon. Sit, and sign up." As he then points to his MiSpace page.

Smith stands there, waiting.

"I am here to observe, nothing more."

Smith stands there, waiting.

"I am here to observe, nothing more."
"Oh..." Todd said. "No signup? Please?" he pleaded like a little child.

Snippet from the highly illegal Freedom Underground Monthly Newsletter:

'...the High Commissioner of Honako, General Claes, refused to allow the new website MiSpace.com to be accessed by the Honakon people for the fear of rebellion if their young people mixed ideas with ones of other nations and finally realised that the country is not such a free and wonderful place to live anymore. His spokesperson stated "it is now an offence to access this site, which is nearly impossible to do anymore, but if done in Honako will result in the removable of your computer, and a $5000 fine" (she said, forgetting to mention the possible inclusion in a rehabilitation centre you may get if you visit regularly) and went on to say "the government however have access to the site and are heavily monitoring its members and content to check if it will be safe for the Honakon public in the future"...'

(OOC: heh, pretty good parady thread so far... I think I might keep reading this.)