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Please review this urgent newswire, delivered to the Borderlands of Zorilla by carrier pigeon from the far off region known only as Tallacinimundastien.

ABC News Wire: In the early morning hours of Nov. 7, 2007, a rural farmer from Tallacinimundastien spotted a small star which moved somewhat like a planet. Since this was no known planet, the rural farmer reported this to government authorities. In collusion with government scientists from Zorilla, a new comet was discovered. It has been named Comet Tallacinimundastien.

While Scientist disagree on the details, Comet Tallacinimundastien appears to be headed on a collision course with our world. The government of Zorilla, hoping to lead the world, has declared a state of national emergency and is dedicating its top scientists and industry leaderss to overcoming this dire, Extra-Wordly threat.

A proposal has been introduced to the United Nations, however, there is presently no support as many nations are just now beginning to confirm this Extra-Wordly threat.

ABC News Wire will continue to update you as this breaking story develops.

To the Esteemed Leader of the Borderlands of Zorilla,

We wish to know all you know about this so called "Comet Tallacinimundastien". When do you estimate it will reach the Earth? Where is it in space? Do you have a plan? How big do you estimate it to be? We are praying for your people and the people of the world and hope we can live through this crisis.

Signed,
His Holiness,
Edwardo Listless

TO: Edwardo Listless, His Holiness, The Beatus
FROM: Zormietser, The Minister for Health, Safety and Welfare

Purely off the record, we believe this is the big one. Things are sort of scary and very crazy around here now. I'm sorry that President Zorster could not reply himself, but he is briefing for a news conference to address the people and help calm their fears.

The rumor is that this collision is not actually so far off in the future, but maybe just a few months off. Apparently, math education has been lax in our country for some time as we have been developing various biological sciences in an effort to save our beloved beast, the Zorillia (for which our country is named), but I'll let our Minister for Science give you his excuses himself.

Yours Truly,
Zormieter
on behalf of Zorster, President of the Borderlands Zorilla

To Zormieter,

We have searched the sky, and as far as we can tell, there is no comet asteroid, meteoroid, meteor, or any other celestial body that has a trajectory that will bring it anywhere near Earth within the next decade, could you give us a location on the comet? Also my finest scientist are preparing a lesson plan to help your failing school system.

Signed,
His Holiness,
Edwardo Listless

To Zormietser, The Minister for Health, Safety and Welfare and Edwardo Listless

We believe that you, my dear friend Zormiertser, have gone mad adn that there is no comet coming towards are Earth. We also believe that it might be your nation lack of education that has led you to really believing that a comet, in your words "the big one" is going to hit earth and possible destroy, if not all, but a large section of the population. As in saying "the big one" do you mean Armagedon? If so this definatley proves you are crazy because if Armagedon was going to hit Earth don't you think more then one small, insicnifigant, nation will see it, and don't you think we'd all be a bit more paniced? I say just calm down look back at the sky and you'll notice that it was just a metouriod going in a completely different direction then Earth.

John Batther