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From the East Ying Desks
Subject: Weekly News Bulletin
Description: Issue 1, Volume 1, East Ying's news
By: Bob Johnston, Director WRNN News Studios

[Bob] Welcome back to WRNN News, Your news, all the time. I'm Bob Johnston
[Kim] Hi Bob, I'm Kim Ko, and welcome back
[Bob] And Skog Hofkman with sports and weather.
[Skog] Thanks Bob.

[Bob] Thank you for tuning into WRNN news studios, Here are the headlines for today!
[Kim] Vice President Mon Min So was assassinated yesterday during a speech about the new policy of our democracy
[Bob] Three West Yingionians have been charged and convicted for the terror plots late last September
[Skog] Another brighten sunny day for us here in East Ying, Goldies won yetsreday 5-9 against the Jo-Min Jocks yesterday in soccer.

[Bob] All seemed well yesterday as our vice president stood up on his stand and talked about how we were changing our foreign policy about war. He talked about the Universal Pact. A pact that wasn't completed due to his absence. But, as many eye witnesses say, a shot rang out, and it wasn't of thunder. "He was pointing at a map, and Boom! He fell down, his face all red." Says witness Ferrel Ko. Here's Jeong Min, on the scene.

[Jeong] Thank you Bob. It has been a very sad day here in Go-Chu city with the recent assassination of our beloved peace making vice president. Officials, such as Go Mee, Police Commissioner here, are asking all witnesses who know something to please call the police department there, at 792-8887-6464.

[Bob] Thanks Jeong, back to you Kim

[Kim] Thank you Bob. It was an extremely unpleasent, and unforgettable, on September 5th of last year. Three people, who seemed to be normal, entered Joto City Train Station, the biggest train port, early one morning. As we all well know, they blew up the train station, leaving not a piece of the building standing. According to security cameras, they got out alive. Recently, police have arrested three people from West Ying name Zany Jo, Heen Ling, and Jokzhar Dinso. The suspects early this morning in court, we charged with terrorism, resisting police arrest, and numerous other cases which have been linked to them. They are now facing the Death penalty, except for Zany Jo, who is still on trial, and is pleading innocent.

[Skog] Hi every one, It's going to be another bright and sunny day here in East Ying. We got a cold front moving over the Hendin Mountain range, which will bring us some heavy rain, but that will be on late Friday afternoon. To the west we see some showers over West Ying, which are disappearing. The low for today is 23˙C, and the high is 24˙C. This has been your weekly weather report, sponsored by The Go-Chu City Goldies, "We are the Champions"