NationStates Jolt Archive

It was a cold day, and the snow covered Kashingrad. People filled the streets buying goods and going to work, keeping the country running as they had always done. The sun shined off the snow. The State building, in all its glory, stood dwarfing the other buildings.

State News: BREAKING NEWS!!!

Today, Premier Pierce has announced that the long missing leader Kash Wilson, was killed by BL forces. Crowds are starting to crowd streets, some numbering in the millions. We will get more on this when new information is leaked.

"One commie down - several billion to go." - Director of MI6

Standard Foreign Relations Form Letter
(Instructions: Fill in blanks with appropriate answers)

To The Family of Kash Wilson,

We are mournful that this incident has occurred. Kash Wilson was a great leader. Enclosed you will find a bottle of our finest Red Wine, to help you cope with your grief. Again we are sorry for your lose. Thank you and have a nice day.

Signed,
Lord Kele Nickolai,
The The Fiefdom of Kelnoriem

"Killing millions and displacing tens of millions." said a man in Polar colony, snow falling on him in gentle flurries.

"Thank you for that helpful report on the most recent Londii-Gothic War. Now, to cheer us up, we go to Joy in Vantepolis." the news anchor said, flashing a dazzling smile to the audience.

"Thanks, Bill. Number one on todays things to be joyful about is the announcement of the death of infamous terrorist and communist leader, Kash Wilson, at the hands of the Londii some years ago. Here's to it being a very painful death!" Joy said, in front of a list of five things, the first being Kash Wilson's death, the second being the formation of LION, and several other things after that.

"Wow, I bet there is going to be a lot of parties in the world tonight. In other news, Frank reports on how the Letter B might be eliminated from the alphabet..." the camera once again starts to change to a new scene, the Beatle's singing over the transition, "Letter B, Letter B, Letter B, Letter B. Whisper words of wisdom, Letter B."

"In a glorious victory against the evils of Communism, British Londii forces liquidated the noted communist leader Kash Wilson. This is a truely grand day for those who battle against Communist scum! In other news, iron production rose another 3% today."

Kashingrad

Premier Pierce stood at the balcony of the red house, he had in front of him, millions of Calaverians, even people from SOL were gathered in red square to hear his speech.

"My comrades, its been a while since we have heard of our leader Kash, he had been missing since the last Patriotic defense. Kash Wilson was not only a leader but a great freind, and in many ways a father to this country. I can not describe the pain inside me, knowing that he died for his country. I am honored to lead in his stead, he was my best freind. There will be a parade in his honor, this will begin in 2 weeks." A tear rolled down his cheek " Kash Wilson......the state will remember you."

This was followed by tears and despair among the millions of citizens.

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Official Communiqué

Hmm...

Perhaps British Londinium shall return some day to finish the rest of the Calaverans off. North Calaveras is an affront to true Marxist communism, where the state should not exist at all. What you are, my friend, is a mere dictatorship of the Proletariat.

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Regards,
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Gaius Kadesh, Consul of the Pictish Imperium
High Commander of the Pictish Armed Forces
Warlord of the Utopian Crusades

Greal communists or pro-communists held candles for Kash Wilson in front of the North Calaveran embassy. A massive poster of Kash Wilson was put up at the embassy avenue.

North Calaveras thanks Greal for its support, we expect you to view the funural along with SOL states.

Plans were made for a monument for the deceased leader, there was to be made a massive statue of Kash Wilson, over 600 feet high, the plan is said to take 5 years to finish.

The government send this message. "Epic lulz. Kash was a noob,"

We will send 10 million to fund the Kash Wilson monument.

ANN Special Report

"Hello I'm Andrea Grey; reporting live from the capital as tens of thousand behind me match in protest against the glorification of terrorist leader Comrade Kash Wilson. As you can see the crowd is waving placards like 'die terrorist scum', 'burn the terrorists' and my personnel favourite 'Kash was a n00b'. for the past several hours the angry mob have been burning effigies of Kash; NC flags and placards depictions Kashs face; Riot Police have been deployed to the area and around government buildings but so far the protest has been mostly peaceful"

"I'm Andrea Grey reporting live"