NationStates Jolt Archive


Tragedy or Divine Justice

The Isles of Albion
03-11-2007, 19:17
Albion Herald

Dragon Slayer
Report by Callum Mac Roth

Forestry workers came upon the grisly remains of six as yet unidentified individuals. Police do not suspect foul play at this time. The unnamed individuals found in the Brecon District are believed to have been members of an international group of poachers. A police spokesman told this reporter that items found upon them and in a nearby camp have led them to believe the men were attempting the illegal culling of Red Dragon juveniles.
However it seems the poachers were unaware of certain facts concerning Red Dragon life cycles. This is the main reason we believe these poor men were foreign nationals. A spokesman for the forestry had this to say. 'Poor idiots came for the dragon skulls didn't they, they thought getting the crystal would be easier in a young one, poor buggers didn't realise what time of year it were. These juveniles are going through their first blooding, that makes them as dangerous as a bull red on steroids".
A Council Official had this to say on the subject."We are of course saddened at the loss of life, a tragic waste that could have been avoided if foreign trade restrictions had not been implemented. As long as our country does nor make available to the rest of the world such treasures we will be a target for both poachers and smugglers.
Meanwhile the Queens Chamber has made overtures to other nation states in an attempt to identify the individuals who so tragically lost their lives.